P014: John Q-Drops
Added 2023-01-13 14:00:04 +0000 UTCcoke zero, code red, John Q, osmosis jones, ocd, bloody hands, bees, tx teachers, devan molested himself, am pm guy, LA chopper, calvin candy, incest, street cooks, mexican hot dog, aztec, mayans, hack crowd work, fat open micer, five layer burrito, kfc, game warden
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Lucas
2024-08-22 02:01:50 +0000 UTCditto 88'
Georgio McFartio.
2024-07-25 06:22:08 +0000 UTCYeah she put me through the emotional trauma equivalent of an Iraq War veteran
Burke Rollins
2024-02-07 18:09:14 +0000 UTCAs if he could fit in Ben's skin
adam gardener
2024-02-07 14:46:48 +0000 UTCGood. She sucks. Hope you're not together anymore.
adam gardener
2024-02-07 14:45:29 +0000 UTCOr you could stop listening, because there's literally nothing after that, and if you're listening to it every time that's your choice. Faggot.
adam gardener
2024-02-07 14:37:35 +0000 UTCIs being a faggot for your whole life fun ?
adam gardener
2024-02-07 14:25:41 +0000 UTCOh well thank God for that !!!!!!
adam gardener
2024-02-07 13:41:08 +0000 UTCYo! Lmao, like 42 minutes that shit Is gold. You guys are treasures. Love you guys keep it up. Chase might be the funniest person ever. I'm fucking 36 and I hate everything.
cgerhard
2024-01-26 23:59:06 +0000 UTCI got asked what I was laughing at in my welding booth. Hard to explain it's from a guy living out woody Allen's fantasy as an 8 year old.
Andrew Charles
2023-07-20 15:56:20 +0000 UTCGreat episode
Hack_es
2023-04-22 17:16:44 +0000 UTCben your girlfriend is pure cancer as a discord mod
chase
2023-01-19 09:48:20 +0000 UTCthis is the ONLY podcast where I don't mind if they talk about standup
Tuesday McGavin
2023-01-19 03:06:40 +0000 UTCSame here, brother
James
2023-01-18 05:09:02 +0000 UTCThis is so funny it makes me want to carry 500+ pounds of weapons into a hotel and remove a plate glass window at the Jason Aldean concert.
David Goonins
2023-01-17 07:30:50 +0000 UTChttps://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-
CornPop
2023-01-16 16:19:05 +0000 UTCwas being a Huston cop for a day fun guys?
Financial Foundation
2023-01-16 04:34:35 +0000 UTCCan anyone tell me how I can find the private discord link??
Michael O'Donnell
2023-01-16 02:29:57 +0000 UTCBen I know this is gay but do you think that in-between plotting genocides against the homeless and pretending that your wife isn't a man you could talk more about your meditation practices?
Kyle Patterson
2023-01-16 00:04:58 +0000 UTCSoft hands this kid
LSTER
2023-01-15 20:17:44 +0000 UTCNo
LSTER
2023-01-15 20:17:01 +0000 UTCI think the child incest story made it pretty obvious where this one was gonna end up
LSTER
2023-01-15 20:16:02 +0000 UTCYou guys should sponsor the Jacksonville Jaguars
Fred L
2023-01-15 06:29:48 +0000 UTCYeah, yeah, people like to talk about the sibling story, but it’s the willingness to risk killing the kid with a bee allergy for a chance of getting out of class for me. *Cue Luis J Gomez’s “He’s a Real Ass Dude” song 🎶*
comixbrainz zzz
2023-01-15 04:28:28 +0000 UTCLove the Oedipus complex start. Also this podcast is super gay and retarded
Mickey Clohecy
2023-01-15 01:29:52 +0000 UTCThx guys, but the "Camera is about to die" thing... Plug it in?
Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi
2023-01-14 19:04:18 +0000 UTC🎶 he's a real ass dude
Viktor Engqvist
2023-01-14 18:35:29 +0000 UTCInvest now
Viktor Engqvist
2023-01-14 18:33:17 +0000 UTCPay more.
Viktor Engqvist
2023-01-14 18:31:59 +0000 UTCI dread the day Ben and Devan have to post an apology video after Jace is found molesting babies.
RandomUser
2023-01-14 18:10:57 +0000 UTCEye drops don’t make you poop anymore
Mike Pierce
2023-01-14 11:43:07 +0000 UTCBen that soap is for industrial use. That's the soap you use when you're an auto mechanic or you work in a machine shop or something and you have literal engine grease on your hands. That's why it's sandy. It's meant to take heavy oil and grease off because regular soap wouldn't. Hilarious.
Fumarshall Mathers
2023-01-14 11:28:36 +0000 UTCThe “mah husband dead” bit about made me puke
Cody
2023-01-14 06:48:26 +0000 UTCBen Jesus Christ please watch this. Your home state is such a crazy shit hole. Everyone please upvote https://youtube.com/watch?v=2TAzy9bxA1k&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
Financial Foundation
2023-01-14 06:48:22 +0000 UTCHoly shit you guys are an amazing dynamic. I was having another shitty day and this instantly made me laugh for the first time all day.
Michael Polites
2023-01-14 05:21:05 +0000 UTCThis podcast rivals Ellroy's Underworld Trilogy
TdF
2023-01-14 04:54:17 +0000 UTC“Willy Chonka”
Trevor
2023-01-14 04:25:22 +0000 UTCI’m retarded as fuck. How the fuck do watch the shit on patron
Truly Strings & Things
2023-01-14 03:00:23 +0000 UTCI don’t think they know what’s paytch and what isn’t until they SeNd It
Kristie Aurora
2023-01-14 00:31:35 +0000 UTCIs it H Foley
Ridge
2023-01-13 23:52:09 +0000 UTCWallet
Ando
2023-01-13 23:48:07 +0000 UTCCan't wait to read your book on the toilet and have a Hank Schraider moment but it's just the n word on the last page
Ando
2023-01-13 23:45:59 +0000 UTC“I thought it would be gay, but it was good”
Michael Wilson
2023-01-13 23:44:46 +0000 UTCThe bit about the ancient Mayan 😂😂😂
Dhira
2023-01-13 23:42:57 +0000 UTCAs a member of the Mexican community I call for a racial draft and would like to make Devan an honorary Mexican.
Carmen Nayeli Ambriz
2023-01-13 23:08:08 +0000 UTClove the show but i can’t help but ridicule you when you promote the Youtube from Patreon
Jack
2023-01-13 22:56:22 +0000 UTCBen was Slim Pillins best muse but can we stop making references to him. He is no longer important. What we need is for Ben to take a shot at Ray Kump for talking shit on the deleted episode.
Ridge
2023-01-13 22:47:36 +0000 UTCDying to know who the fat comedian 6 layer burrito comedian is
Ridge
2023-01-13 22:44:50 +0000 UTCmexicans are so cool
chase
2023-01-13 21:43:55 +0000 UTC"he got like beheaded n shit" 😆😆😆
Kalín
2023-01-13 19:50:21 +0000 UTCPlease watch and review Tulsa King
Rob Cow
2023-01-13 19:47:04 +0000 UTCLol Im at the dentist and I’m afraid to lose a headphone.
Josh Saez
2023-01-13 19:45:40 +0000 UTCThis show keeps getting better 🤣🤣
Blastycat
2023-01-13 19:32:03 +0000 UTCCan you guys get rid of that gay Walter White ending… at least for the audio version
Post Academic
2023-01-13 19:26:18 +0000 UTCI think you said if the paytch reached $100k you'd relapse but if it reaches $1M will one of you transition?
GeorgeWBussy
2023-01-13 19:16:53 +0000 UTCBest pod on the market right now tbh
EDub
2023-01-13 18:39:12 +0000 UTCI’d buy the shit out of one. A pic of a log flume blasting down the side of a pyramid into an irrigation channel, and it says Lemon Party in hieroglyphic font
Mack Tietze
2023-01-13 17:58:28 +0000 UTCI genuinely thought to myself, “I hope this episode doesn’t talk about rape so I can listen to it out loud.”
Alexis
2023-01-13 17:00:38 +0000 UTCWhat an insane range of topics were covered here. I love how casually Devan just drops that he talked his 8 year old friend into fake fucking his sister. I’m sure they became well adjusted, successful adults and never thought about that experience again. Lol
Jeff
2023-01-13 16:42:16 +0000 UTCMan…I still love the Tim Dillon Show but yeah, it’s super clear Ben was being held back. He’s fucking hilarious.
Jeff
2023-01-13 16:35:58 +0000 UTCCheck out episode 227 Sober Up Tim says the same thing...
Michael Finley
2023-01-13 16:06:57 +0000 UTCOwen has entered the chat.
Dennis Schuck
2023-01-13 15:34:14 +0000 UTCCoke and Mentos: nah Code Red and Spicy Lollipops: yes
IceHamJello
2023-01-13 15:14:54 +0000 UTCYo... so like can we all agree that Ben was really the brains behind The Tim Dillon show. Like Tim is hilarious, but it's obvious Ben was the one feeding him the topics to go off on.
Daniel Perez
2023-01-13 15:13:49 +0000 UTCSitting on a toilet built for a midget in a fucked up apartment complex in the middle of fuck town no where, but now I'm at the Lemon Party.
Rob Cow
2023-01-13 15:01:26 +0000 UTCBen!! Start doing merch I want a lemonparty hoodie
a.j valentine
2023-01-13 14:49:37 +0000 UTCGood thing this dropped because I was about to start googling addresses
Andrew
2023-01-13 14:47:41 +0000 UTCI have made stool.
George Chauvin
2023-01-13 14:41:49 +0000 UTC*dual squeezing lemons in my own eyes, screaming* 🔥🍋🔥
Rob
2023-01-13 14:34:54 +0000 UTCBen! I heard Tim was going to cut off all your skin and wear it around the house with his weiner tucked in.
Michael Finley
2023-01-13 14:33:10 +0000 UTCThe sweet sound of Ben's voice on a Friday morning makes my private parts tingle. Lemonparty for life.
Jordon white
2023-01-13 14:32:37 +0000 UTCHell yeah 👍
Financial Foundation
2023-01-13 14:31:42 +0000 UTCOh what a joy
Michael Pelletier
2023-01-13 14:31:00 +0000 UTCJust hung up on my gf to listen to this! MIDFIGHT
Burke Rollins
2023-01-13 14:29:20 +0000 UTCYay :)
Skazzo
2023-01-13 14:18:34 +0000 UTCThis podcast rocks so hard.
Viktor Engqvist
2023-01-13 14:17:18 +0000 UTCHell yeah, thanks Ben, Devan and Jayce!
Matt
2023-01-13 14:07:09 +0000 UTCTime to tribute 🍆
Y_Knot
2023-01-13 14:06:40 +0000 UTCFlavored trauma 🥰
Alexis
2023-01-13 14:05:42 +0000 UTCFucks yes 🙌
Cody Moravits
2023-01-13 14:03:53 +0000 UTCDecent episode.
DK
2023-01-13 14:02:32 +0000 UTCLet's fucking go
Meqa
2023-01-13 14:01:59 +0000 UTC
