P015: darts

Channel 5 on Lex Friedman pod now. He is back now have him on

HeBro

Dude. Shut up. Fuck you.

adam gardener

henry rollins is jocko willinks if he wasn't born in a petri dish underground

Coinberg Goldenstein

Oh wow. These books, these books.

August Ingram

49:45 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO BEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jason Fontaine

Lol that was so bad

Joseph Mead

The Green Day bit was fucking amazing lol

Hunter Riggan

Holy shit, still can’t get over this creepy fucking retard. I just watched a vid of his and his voice changes noticeably from when he’s talking to the camera to when he’s talking to a person. Goes from pretty gay to 6-year-old doing show and tell very quickly.

Jack Vandelay

This was best episode, patreon and spotify

Greg Pelaez

In the wise famous words of Ben Avery "they would be opening and closeining fireses at us" A phrase he can't seem to master or use appropriately. I guess Ben reminds me a whole of my cool little brother who is a IT tech guy 😂

POOLBOY Willis

search yankee in the south

Ben Avery

Ben help ^^ :/

Erika Beech

Y’all what is the YouTube they were talking about? Will and Dunn??

Erika Beech

Please bring back Woke Satan

sinuendo

I started watching Yankee in the South and I had to show a friend so I have someone to talk to and tell my theories on it to. Now it’s all we talk about :(

Anna B

guess we gotta do it ourselves

cheep_hardware

Animals. Lol. Love you 3!

Fadedcharacter

I Googled “Jimmy Darts retarded?” And “Jimmy Darts retarded Reddit” and shockingly nothing. Based on his voice he has to be, right?

Jack Vandelay

Kid still breastfeeds.

Jack Vandelay

Same here

POOLBOY Willis

The SNL baby Yoda was hilarious threatening baby Groot calling it a gay retard

POOLBOY Willis

Jace was in the musical group called the four seasons,look it up. Fact.

POOLBOY Willis

Fun fact the whale is an Encino Man sequel, they taught the caveman how to McDonalds and porno and that's the aftermath

POOLBOY Willis

I tried to listen to lemonparty on a plane for 15 seconds but it was the one that started off with devan saying his dick gets real small and jace's balls get huge before the podcast starts and I had to rip my earbuds out before I exploded

Tuesday McGavin

john mayer's new song about waffler: your body is a wal-mart

Tuesday McGavin

This is seriously retarded

Conner Petersen

Been watching their youtube channel for some hours now and dawn is 30?????!!! What?

Jake Kersnick

Check this out - Pope Benedict talking about gays in the seminary https://twitter.com/pope_head/status/1617590556028190720?s=46&t=YnLPJbEHiwgcgwXaNS9Uyg

Joe the Banker

You boys work hard I had to join after listening to many episodes 3+ times. I heard you bad boys talking about my pleco catfish in the YouTube episode. Don't believe the hype. They will suck you up mostly barely basically wake up happily in a dumpster partially fools. I think Ben would be a good aquarists and I think Devin would kill goldfish on accident. Also Jace was in the 4 seasons fun fact. Best podcast ever. I hope there can be characters merch etc like The Paddington rapist The hot Cheeto lantern sleepy essay Many fat retard characters(variety is the spice of life) Infinite sweat man from the south Wild n out Jordan Peterson Depressed Asian American Americans The Denny's cook with grease The Denny's WW2 vet Diaper Ben At this point you guys are going after marvels livelihood with these incredibly sincere character creations.

POOLBOY Willis

Did you get the money up front?

Robust Duck

I ran into ben and devon and chase in a bjs in vt and they offered to blow me for $30 so i accepted thanks guys ;)

David Guzowski

I saw Ben at a Mexican food restaurant in LA, and he went up to the salsa bar and spooned all the red sauce from its bin into the green sauce - all the while saying loudly, "MERRRRRY CHRISTMASSSS, ERRYBOHHDEEE!!!" in that one voice. It was summer.

Gene

We’ll I didn’t get the job. But at least I still have lemonparty!

Michael Doherty

Driving and listening to Lemonparty is not advisable. This is the great podcast of 2023. Jimmy Fucking Darts. Amazing episode

Mark J Fitzgerald

He’s 19 and his mom is giving you shit about turning him onto a comedy podcast? Dose her coffee.

Chad

Ep*

EDub

If you really want to get the cyber truck. Make another tier for an extra so a week, I will pay

EDub

This is some gay retard level sentiment, but I'd agree about Jace being funny as fuck. I'd also agree not wanting Jace sad...if I had 2 hard cocks in my ears as waiting rooms for my mouth.

Anderson Anton

Remember the viral “di di” video? That was pretty cringe

Ned

jace flashed a gun at a small child because he wanted their kool aid jammerz

Robert

I’ve got my Walmart gun section assisted euthanasia on layaway. Excited about the new service offering!

ZazooPrayStar

Wow. What a great episode.

Brody Steven’s Rope

Golden episode my tiny penised gentlemen

Viktor Engqvist

Never. I also piss with my pants all the way down at urinals

Travis

Ben was wasted

Chad Aiken

Ran into the lemonparty boys the other day and they pinched my cock and laughed at it

Chad Aiken

Absolutely hilarious. Thank you 🍋🎉

Tiger Bling

Use headphones god damn it. We’re better than this.

Travis T

Ben Jace and Devan all forced me to do black face in a target. Ben and Jace held me down and pulled their cocks out while Devan made me into a hate crime

Jackson Murphy

This episode was sooo Dark, but so funny. I feel like this podcast is turning us into sociopaths with a sense of humor

Dysfunctional Astronaut

Met jace and devan at sheetz in jersey, they saw me looking and said “hey, check this out “ and pulled out their cocks, facing each other cocks parallel, with a beautiful mural of the twin towers on 9/11 before the first tower fell but while it was smoking. The line work was amazing , jaces hog about 3/4” longer than devans

Yanni’spumpkinpeter

I knew Devan when I was much younger. My name is David and I have a sister, Daisy, and we used to play games in the garage….

comixbrainz zzz

Jace needs to be nicknamed "Jace Tommy Johns Joke Avery" - I think this is at least the 3rd or 4th time Jace references Tommy Johns.

REDBAR

He sounds like special needs Toby Mcguire

Tim

this pod is the only thing that triggers enough of my depleted dopamine to gather and release causing me to laugh uncontrollably.

CCH

EXCELLENT EPISODE! Cried laughing!

Cody

Probably their worst, even when considering the sloppy instrumental LP. Damaged & Slip it in still rule, along with the first 4 years

Lord Snake

This is an episode I enjoy

Trevor

The correct term is retard

Stan

LOL WHAT A FAG

Ambientus

family MAN, famileeee MAAAAN

Matt from Hidden Machine

The reason Jace used to feel sad, and I really hope he no longer does, is because he realized his brilliance was being wasted. Ben's looks have released both of them into the open and the rewards for the listener's are fantastic. Devon is a long time undiscovered diamond. I Listened to Tim and Ben from the start. True talent, friendship and dynamic magic in lemon Party as is Ben's last pod. Overall tho, I am really grateful Jace has been brought to the Party and "Discovered". May he never feel sad again. God speed. Jace you are better than them retards in the world and now you can fially show them.

Paul Woods

The world can suck sometimes and this pod helps me through the bull shit. Thank you Ben, Deven, and Jace

Adam Goodman

yep. i came

Jack

Jimmy farts 💨

Alex Garcia

Randy Miss mooned packers fans at Lambeau. All time great moment in sports.

Eli

Release your book already. I'm going to preach on the street holding up your book and reciting lines from mien kumpf while I jack off

Ando

Are you serious? Dart was fucking hilarious

Ambientus

Sounds like projection

Jessica LaChapelle

This definitely counts as retard shit

juls

Don’t listen to him Ben. Your wife will become significantly more attracted to you if you relapse.

RandomUser

Hector

That’s really scary, had the exact same thing happen to me about two months ago. Maybe there’s a trend 🤔

Jack Burleson

Ran into Jace at a gas station like three weeks ago. He seemed pretty out of it and kept asking me if I knew how to make jenkem. He got really emotional when I said no and started to cry. He ended up tearily asking me if I would watch him beat off. 3/10

PLUSH KITTY

I heard Ben was arrested because he was found at the local Chuck E. Cheese hiding under the balls in the ball pit. Evidently he has a erotic obsession with children violently jumping on his body until he’s crushed to death.

wesley veazey

Waffler69 died from the Covid vaccine. Prove me wrong.

Bill O'Brien

I have made stool.

George Chauvin

No gas no breaks guy has a video up of him talking about the allegations. Kind of a creepy vibe to it. His eyes are soulless hah

Rob

Nah. Fat woke cunt

Travis

Scumbag Dad is the antithesis to Jimmy Darts

Hayden Lohse

There’s a literally a Jimmy Darts video where he approaches homeless 2 homeless people at a park and they have a syringe and a little rubber hose 😂

Dershstein

If you’re up for a hate listen of Black Flag, it doesn’t get much more insufferable than the album Family Man

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Is his mom hot?

Bill O'Brien

Thank god. I need some of this debauchery today. This should get me through till lunch time.

Corey Reynolds

When will lemon party cover baby yoda and his many intricacies?

Tom Sullivan

I can tell that Jace and I are at the same point in re-watching The Sopranos based on the references he makes.

KermitThePawg

Yes I just made this comment on the video edition of this episode.

Sponge

Jace breaking into a daycare and chasing small children into the stalls

RandomUser

Thanks for the shit content guys, this big gulp is washing the pain away

the 🐀s gimp

Tom fucks his mom what a fag

the 🐀s gimp

She was a china lady

Rob Cow

Reterd

3guys1lemon

Ben, a Chinese mother died by getting sucked into an escalator in China. Google it, there is a video but it cuts off before the fun part

Rob Cow

I love my weekly retard report

Will Elmer

Ben please Remember that the man your wife married was sober, and the fantasy of you relapsing is funnier than if you actually did it. Anyways as usual go fuck yourselves retards

Andrew

I usually write some retard shit on here but today I have to share an actual story from my real life. We recently hired an intern at my job, and one day he overheard me listening to lemonparty. Since he’s 19 years old he thought you three were just the bees knees. Well apparently he really took a shine to the show and began listening on his own. A few days later I got an email from an executive in my company (INTERN KIDS MOTHER) thanking me for exposing her son to what she referred to as “abhorrent garbage”. Long story short, my performance review is next month and I’m betting it’s not gonna be pretty. And Tom if you’re reading this, fuck you snitch

Travis

Can’t wait to contract autism from you Ben

Alexis

All hail the russlin' tusslin' playin' grabass lemonparty boys.

Viktor Engqvist

Everytime this posts I just scream "LEMON PARTY!!!!" at the top of my lungs

Financial Foundation

Yay

Selt