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P017: Lin Manual Miranda

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Mom here exactly correct. Probably commented this the first time I listened but the Xanax affects my memory. Gobbless

Candy Nix

Who hates redbar?

Garrett Browne

Mom of 3, currently pregnant with #4! None of my sons are huge and I’ve taught them to vacuum so I don’t have to :) 🍋

Swann

"Whatsup my fellow day players.....". Fuck you. Fag.

adam gardener

Stfu faggot

adam gardener

This is my favorite episode

Sam

Comedians are mostly such fucking nerds. I know a lot of people hate redbar but he's calling every of these mfs out on their bullshit

Coinberg Goldenstein

Yeah I’m declaring jihad on Lin Manual at this point, that’s the angriest I’ve ever been at like 4 second clips.

Dustin Fugate

By the way we know Tony Hinchcliff is the popular comic that wanted to be the Joker for real, right?

And E’Dalton

These boots were made for r**ing -Jace

Adam Earls

I’m just lotioning my body after a shower on July 4th screaming “HE SHOT HIMSELF!”

Candy Nix

You boys have no idea. I was having a panic attack at the airport, just about to board a plane to go to my best friend's funeral and lin manual Miranda saved my life.

Karl Hungus

I come back to this ep once a week jist to hear Ben's flip out at 47:00... So satisfying, need the video

George Chauvin

The jimmy alcoholic bits were so great

Hack_es

I think the founding fathers should be black In Hamilton…… they are black Ben. “Whaaat?”

Morgan Olson

Just realized the best part of 🍋 🥳 is the comments.

Osmosis Royal

Jace really wants the rape comments to stop the people are catching on to his past. I grew up in Texas and know some folks who grew up with the Avery brothers. Christ the stories they have about these two. One thing for certain is jace raped nearly 16 women and children and was driven out of town. Ben has his fair share of assaults, but he attacks young boys and has far less victims that I’ve heard of. Great episode guys.

Hunter Riggan

The Ben flip out in here is magnificent

George Chauvin

I’m with Ben .. had 0 idea that was the secret to Hamilton

Gucci

Very nice

Joseph Mead

When Ben said doesn't the cells in66= your==$ body completely refresh2××3 ever2××2@122×××/

Mitchell Lambert

Duuuuude’s Chris Hardwick is the actual worst comedian ever. Puts this idiot yall are talking about to shame

Delyn Kirstein

I’m gay and my favorite thing is when people call someone a faggot when they’re being a faggot

Nick22

This pod kinda slaps, ngl.

Gromit ®

I mean was this the best episode ever or what? Me laughing ensured no one sat next to me on the train… that, and the smell.

Robust Duck

Everything they assume about Fallon's alcoholism is true, and then some. It's a circus over there.

James Griggs

I realized after you cuck.

Khady S

I've listened to Ben raging at that tweet 20 times

Rori McKinnon

Ben's rage is my new kink

Nick

That chappelle impression was fire

Wyred

That's what I thought

JonM

Did they delete the most recent Patreon? Pretty sure they did wasn't it about Justin rolling?

Financial Foundation

What's up my fellow day players, has anyone read The Passenger by Cormac McCarthy? I'm about 4 chapters in but I can't take much more of the girl and "The Kid", does it get any better or at least easier to follow? Feel free to recommend any books or movies too. "You Get What You Fucking Deserve"

Michael O'Donnell

Lulu Lemonparty Leggings

Matt

Soy face gets better every time and it makes me hate you

Adam J Wilcox

That screaming by Ben after reading that tweet was so cathartic to listen to .

Kenny Rioux

Kool-Aid Jammilton

Greg O

Ben once put his sweaty palms on the back of my legs in the aisle of a whole foods, with a disturbingly loose grip and said in a rusty hushed retarded tone “I’m looking for the small baby applesauces they make for the babies in the nice glass jars” as he crouch walked along the floor, then upon finding them bounced asshole first to the exit door smashing bottle after bottle of baby sauce-leaving a wake of bloody glass and applesauce for all to see

zebrakhakis

🎶It’s kind of my jam bruh🎶 - Jake Novak right before he is violently murdered.

Jake Novak

BTW The description of Jake Novak getting murdered by a pack of “ the legion of skanks” on a Hate Watch with Jace on, made me a fan of you fuckers for life. Mr. Ben Avery your doing the lord’s work with this show. Never stop.

Jake Novak

Jace and Devan listen up you two wigger retards, Nas has been putting out incredible albums these past few years. Albums :Kings Disease 1-3. So yeah we’re a bunch of fucking retards here in NYC, but we got Nas. And on behalf of NYC ;I apologize for Lin Manuel whatever his fucking name is.

Jake Novak

I postponed watching Louis’ new special to catch up on these patreon eps

Gina Hyena

Lemon Party making the world worse one episode at a time. Hilarious, but worse.

Truly Strings & Things

I listen to hate watch now and pretend I hear jace and Avery for more content.

EDub

Racist

Ender

Feral

Hector

I think you got Mgay ultra’d

Travis T

Ben punched out a headlight on my Camry when I was in highschool. He smeared his bloody hand on the hood of the car, smiled, and said "guess who's got the mark of the beast now, hombre."

Some Guy III

This is the greatest shit I've ever heard

Karl Hungus

Please do a whole ep shitting on Jimmy Fallon

Jack Vandelay

I’m still laughing about that YouTuber with a fake voice who gives out money to miserable people. He looks shockingly normal, like if Chris Evans fucked a care bear.

Jack Vandelay

Minute 7-8:30 was top notch

SEAOKIE

Last weeks eps were trash. These were pretty funny.

Hector

Lin 5.3L dual turbo Miranda has a book called G’Morning G’Night and it will make you want to physically vomit , used to work at a lodge and retreat center where they kept it on a coffee table, contemplated throwing it away when no one was looking but was too pussy. It happens

Brandon

Unless you're Scorsese, the Coens, David Chase, PTA, Louis, or the ghost of Kobe, Lemon Party's coming for you (and even then, they may fuck with you). It's all reminiscent of when Jace raped my whole family to death at Bible Camp on a dusty August morning in Galveston, TX, back in '96 – even with his greased-up catcher-mitt paws and eerie humming of Cake's 'Going the Distance,' he remained sweeter than any of the priests.

Andrew Amundson

When Ben started screaming FUCK, I HATE HIM SO MUCH- I almost crashed & neutralized a redlined tent city of individuals

Jack Burleson

Oh yeah in Minecraft of course no formal charges were ever brought against him, I could have been totally drugged that afternoon and I never identified mr jace Avery of course in case anybody or any federal agency or investigators are wondering Jace Avery most definitely literally totally did abduct a friend of mine. Don’t worry about it, all good **

Jack Burleson

I was just hangin out…. Down at the playground…. Jace approached a friend of mine and asked to exchange him a bag of skittles and an Arizona for a foot job. He actually seemed to have a whole cooler of koolaid jammerz, dasani waters, and Arizonas. Not entirely sure why he immediately jumped to this request, but my friend was unaware what that entailed, and agreed immediately because it was a hot Texas Tuesday, and we all were parched, odd coincidence I guess. Jace immediately adopted a glint in his eye and handcuffed my friend and took him to his van and drove out of the lot because they were going back to his house to play with his “shaved cat”. Haven’t heard from that friend for a couple years now, but I heard he just opened 15 fraudulent credit cards at age 13 and fleed to Tehran, crazy to see Jace again though- hope he’s doin alright and can sleep at night

Jack Burleson

yeah umm it's called a "ladder" u fucking retard

cognitive todd

Jace should address these allegations and apologize. Also I’m really glad it happened.

Jeff

Lin Polaris Slingshot Miranda

Hazey

There's a pusshole somewhere further down in the comments

Ando

Jace Avery was a substitute teacher at my middle school. We dated when I was 12-15. I broke our relationship off after realizing he was a pedophile he started sending dead animals to my house with one worded notes. He sent 3 bunnies, 1 groundhog, 2 cats and a small dog. All together it read “I’d kill for that young, black, pusshole”. One night I woke up to him naked on a latter looking into my bedroom window.. The police were called and had to tase him for 15 minutes because he kept jerking of and screaming for my “pusshole”, that’s why his brain is so messed up now.

Khady S

This show is funnier than Tim Dillon’s show in my mind. This ep removed any doubt 😂💜

Brendan Kneeland

i realize now how much you have been carrying the tim dillon show on your back now. everything he talked about was cause of you now tim has nothing interesting to say for the past couple months. this has become one of my fav podcasts dont change

Mo Kurd

I went to High School with Ben Avery. He was a horrible bully, and it was so bad that he drove one kid to suicide. Also shoutout to all the lemon party girls listening. Hit me up.

Jeff

i saw devan once at a corner store, my hands were full and he didn't hold the door open for me

Tuesday McGavin

Encanto was a good film Ben even lin Manuel Miranda couldn’t fuck that up.

Michael Winborn

might need to upgrade to the $10/month sub just so I can see the look on ben's face when he shouts "HOLY SHIT HES SO BAD"

Edward Joseph

I love the fact that nothing is off limits. Anything can everyone can get it. You 3 are the funniest podcast on the internet. Fucking A

TRHarris

I hope the fanbase can will into existence Jace becoming a rapist

RandomUser

LFGGGG

NotAfraidToPoop

Y’all savages ☠️☠️☠️☠️

DooDang

Yeah Bill that’s where I fucked your dad

Alexis

You fucking liar. There isn’t a Big Boy in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Bill O'Brien

Who is “them?”

Bill O'Brien

No he is talking about that fat lazy fuck Timmy the king pig

Bill O'Brien

Someone is a Hamilton fan

Bill O'Brien

yo heard that from the mssp w louie riiight?

spencer simone

It's like, the guys at Phizer, with the names, were killing it. Alpha, Delta, OMICRON, but then some fag doosh bag signed off on this XBB shit. How the fuck will they remember that?! Call Jimmy, he's got 25 writers....

Bobby J

This ep was so fucking funny

0celot

This show is the only reason I haven’t killed myself

AJ

That ending!! Amazing! “Suck it!! I’m just kidding, I’m not a fag like you! And then I’d blow my head off!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Sam Barber

Best episode yet.

CARISSA SLATER

I haven't even started listening yet but the title tells me it's gonna go fucking hard

Haydn Lott

The annoying guy from the psych hospital arch on House is the Hamilton guy?

Weirzbowski

Norm MacDonald on 9/11: https://youtu.be/nGHB1Tv9YSw

David Buss

God bless. Subscribe to Hate Watch on Paych.

based

Love the pod but I'd appreciate if Devan stopped sending dm's to my 15 yrs old sister asking if she wants to see "the big city"

Y_Knot

I'm trans and you have my blessing to keep saying tranny. And faggot and retard. I think I speak for everyone when I say faggot retard.

Roman England

Holy fuck Devan doing the Eminem rap had me laughing so hard I almost crashed my car

Tony

Ben doing soyface on the no video Patreon is like listening to porn, it’s not as good but I’m still gonna cum

Fungal Ape

Heres a little fun fact for the boys; 30 Rockefeller was built partly with steel imported from nazi Germany and if you know where to look you can find swastikas hidden all over the place :)

Daniel Francavilla

I’m straight, but still say faggot.

Ian Rock

Devan’s rant at the end was magnificent. Good to see Jace posting new art again too 👍🏿

Chad

Ben Jace and Devan carried out the CA shootings. How do they keep getting away with it!

NotAfraidToPoop

He hates pussies so much, it had to be a C-section

Patrick W

And I’ll be your retarded father!

Austin Kowalski

No, retarded

Y_Knot

I’m gay AND a faggot, so double diverse, you have my blessing

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

i’ll be your retarded son

Jack

I honest to god thought Hamilton was black people playing slaves or something. I was just as confused as Ben LMAO!

Austin Kowalski

I saw Ben at The Grove in 2019 yelling at a little Mexican girl because she made fun of his crocs.

Nathan Velasquez

I’M GAY KEEP SAYING FAGGOT

Jack

Ben was a fellow alter boy server at my catholic grammar school... I watched him get smacked in the back of the head by the Priest because he called someone a RETARD. The other kid may or may not have been Devan

Adam Goodman

im a 32 yr old woman who loves this pod but i dont have a retarded son. i still however would love a lemonparty loofah

kellie marwaha

Jace keeps messaging my sisters aborted fetus on instagram.

beefsquatch

I'm a gay retard and I demand you up the FAGGOT use.

Ambientus

No way. I'm low tier myself.

Johnny Malloy

Best one yet I almost crashed my fucking car!

Sigmalonso

Do you know my cousin Lou Sassle?

REDBAR

So good

Mike D

Yurr Aphagg

I absolutely love when he does the detached from reality budgeting bit

Jeffrey

I'm a woman and devan costa groomed me since I was 13 to start an only fans and make tens of thousands of $$ so that I could give him the money to launch his podcast career

Ratchet

https://soyface.illinois.edu

georgedagain

I have a cellphone camera video c. 2010 of Ben and Jace with the proud Tea Party PATRIOTS on the national mall. Ben was hoisting the rope as Jace tied up a paper mâché life sized Obama puppet. In the video you can see Ben hand a child a gas can and matches as the Obama doll reaches the branch. Jace gets the crowd chanting "burn that n***** faggot!" as the small child lights it on fire. Brought a tear (of joy) to Ben's eye. DM for link to video.

Lucas

I was in California when the Golden State Diddler raped Devan Costa in front of his girlfriend and then fixed everything in the house

Slate Horner

TW: masturbation, manipulation, gaslighting Devan Costa jacked off in front of me and honestly it wasn’t a big deal at the time but seeing how he’s rolling in this Patreon shit I think it’s high time he gets knocked down a peg. Speaking of pegs he pegged my ass (his penis fell off because of the leprosy).

Zach Scrivani

Great way to start off a weekend

Michael Polites

Lin-10 Year or 1,000,000 mile warranty Miranda was here, too.

comixbrainz zzz

lmm finally gets what he deserves

Mr. D

Jace threw me out of a helicopter leaving Kabul in August of 2021

Caddy vibes

Ben and Jace made a fake $20 and put it in George Floyd’s wallet. They told me this after forcing me to drink a slurpee full of piss and showing me all the minion memes they made about it in a Food Lion parking lot. Sickening.

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Can a Fuckboy get a download link for the audio at least?

John O

Jace Ben and Devan RAPED ME. yeah, so….. that HAPPENED!

Jack

Rightly so

the 🐀s gimp

I used to work over the summer at the zoo in Abilene, Texas. When I was locking up the reptile exhibit for the night I was violently raped by a man I now believe to be Jace Avery.

Sam Smith

not gonna lie I read the guys name in the title and thought that was how you spelled it

Kevin

When I was 11 I was in the same youth church group as Ben. One time on a camping trip, Ben and I went one a walk. When we were far enough away from the others Ben asked if I wanted to see a trick. He proceeded to rip my penis off and kept yelling “I am your God now!” at me. Truly a monster.

comixbrainz zzz

However you're doing it, keep doing it that way, because it's working great

Dani G. German

Are you talking about Adam Friedland?

Dani G. German

Another perfect episode

Dani G. German

Are you calling me poor?

Brendan

It’s funny that they don’t understand that women like no this pod is a terrible sign 🫤 smh

Alex Garcia

Tony Hinchcliffe wants to be the joker

Soukha Mahdiq

Ben start a golf channel or something retard

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

The YouTube comment sections are underrated, gives me hope for our future.

Yurr Aphagg

Tony hinchcliff

Dookie Dan

Devin kissed my son on the lips at a buc ees gas station

Dickweed97

Anyone else having issues with accessing video? I only am getting audio.

Accipitridae

Lemon Party endorses genocide

Ben

My family went to Disney with the Avery family, when Jace and I were taking a picture with Mickey Mouse Jace told me “don’t say cheese, say pussy it tastes better”. My dad took me back to the hotel and whooped my ass and didn’t believe me that Jace told me to say it.

VanGina69

Lmao I unsubscribed so long ago

Max Larsen

I love when Devan goes SCORCHED EARTH.

Johnny Malloy

Was that “ He looks like he does wacky podcasts on July 4“ a tim reference because if it was, that was great.

Max Larsen

It's a higher tier.

Johnny Malloy

Jace curb stomped a capri sun in front of a home depot and threatened to call ICE on the immigrants if they didn’t start drinking kool aid jammerz

Robert

Am i a fucking retard? How do you play the video version?

Brendan

Most elite Patreon episode

wesley veazey

👁️👅👁️

Alexis

I was at Texas Roadhouse and I saw Jace complain about the wait and as he was leaving he said “this place was a lot better when there was only my kind allowed.” He then got into a F450 and drove away blaring Tom Macdonald

Cole

Not me coming to lemon party after microdosing on 🍄 and doing a Monroe Institute meditation 😬 🙃

Carmen Nayeli Ambriz

Miranda sucks so much ass.

Jason

Jace killed Tyre Nichols and laughed while doing it.

RandomUser

The last 30 seconds had me crying laughing

Meqa

Tony Hinchcliffe stinks out loud

Turkey Syrup

"im glad they have myocarditis now" 😭😭😭😭

Kalín

My patreon keeps dwindling down but this is the only one I can rely on for consistent, ignorant and hateful rants on topics I wish did not exist. Bravo gents, you have won the internet.

Rob Cow

I literally had to skip 1:06:00 to 1:08:13 because of how fucking cringe that song was lmfao good shit boys

Jason Fontaine

Poolboy Q

Steve

As a bay native... BEST EP YET 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steve

Mycket bra Ben! Fortsätt med svenskan som du gör helt utan anledning.

Viktor Engqvist

❤️💅

Ben Avery

Jag ater jordgubben

Ben Avery

Only two. I live like an hour and a half away from them

Ben Avery

Good idea!!

Beth Myers

Hip hop's 6th element is soy face

Lord Snake

Back when I was doing Uber, i once got a delivery for Ben. He wrote in the instruction that the door was unlocked and I was asked to leave the bag inside. When I entered the appartment, a drunk Ben shooted from the bathroom " COME HERE YOU FAG ". I approached the door and saw him naked in an empty tub, playing with TMNT figurines and like 15 pounds of butter. He ordered me to feed him and promised me a huge tip. Hey asshole, 5 dollars is not a huge tip !!!

Y_Knot

I'm a 73 year old woman and I LOVE listening to this podcast while I play with my cunt

Kazimir Volkov

You're a smart boy.

Beth Myers

Is the comedian that wanted to be The Joker named Tony and has a live podcast every Monday?

comixbrainz zzz

Ben’s favorite rapper is Hoolboy Q

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

I knew Devan when he was fat and one time he asked me for my McChicken wrapper so he could lick the mayo off of it.

Neil pearson

Let’s go Brandon

the 🐀s gimp

i didn’t even play the ep yet and i’m laughing

Jaylen irving

Yeah the majority of the Patreon subscribers are young moms and Swedes for some reason. I'm Swedish also. You can tell by me using my actual ridiculous foreign name on Patreon because I thought you had to because Swedes always follow rules and authority.

Viktor Engqvist

Im a 9 year old pro scooter rider. Lemon party4L

Joey chestnut

Ben not knowing Hamilton was black people absolutely floored me holy shit

3guys1lemon

thank guys, need this for my drive into Brooklyn

King Larry

I like lamp

beefsquatch

OMG this has me dying only a few minutes in! I'm not mom but I am a 59 year old woman who fucking loves this podcast!

Beth Myers

One day, I was taking a lovely stroll in Ann Arbor, Michigan. By surprise I found the chain restaurant Big Boy. I was so pleasantly delight. To my glee this be the best retarded day ever. The waitress sat me. Then that’s when the best day ever, turned to the worst day ever. I saw a man sitting adjacent from me drinking only but Heineken 0.0. He gave me a big shit eating grin. Screaming “Hey buddy !! I’m Ben.” Then gave me the most intense soy face ever. I giggled a little, uncomfortably. Then this men told me to go in the bathroom and I’m like “why?” He said “ just do it, you fat retard! “ and I’m like wow what a nice fella and I listened. I was alone in there and then proceeded to follow in the bathroom with me. Whispered in my ear “ I have the biggest CP collection, 2 Terabytes”I asked him to read my screen play and he said “no that’s gay” and slap it out of my hand. Then wet willed me with his penis.

Brandon Grace

Jace, if your voice cracks again, I'll find you.

Tropico

How many episodes do you record in one sitting? It feels like after every episode it’s „we have to record another episode“

Lemonade Jimbo

Nothing better than adderal and lemon party on a Friday morning

the 🐀s gimp

Sad to see what you‘ve become

Lemonade Jimbo

Thank you Ben I needed this today

Joe Boomer

Already raging at 6am because of all the retards I deal with thank you for this episode it's keeping he gun out of my mouth

Financial Foundation

These regular uploads are why I'll proudly give my money to you guys over helping starving children without a second thought 🙏🏻

Kyle Patterson

You’ve already got a laugh before I could start the episode. The most obscure topics everytime

Knickoson

Bengay

Logan Brown

I really appreciate that your Patreon uploads are always on time, unlike a certain *someone* who fucked his fans once again this week

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Worst episode ever

Alexis

I just started edging when I saw this. Not sure how much longer I can hold it. Please give me encouragement.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Bengay

BigCityLivin Clam


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