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P018: route 66

yankee in the south and jimmy darts time

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Sad to see what you have become

jake

“I’m sorry if you’re listening to this around children….” What kind of maniac would be listening to this around kids? Except the coolest parent in the world.

Gleb Budilovsky

Words, words…

Nvm

BIBERTY LIBERTY?????

beefsquatch

I assume that Will's dad never made it to the end of Route 66 because he died from insulin shock at age 43, while his son filmed the whole thing on a front-facing camera instead of dialing 9-1-1.

Michael Storino

Can't find it, are there underscores between Honey, Baby, Sugar, and Clown? Asking for a...well I don't have any friends so let's say asking for a guy.

Mike S

Hey guys can I be honest with you? Well I’m going to anyway, I first me Devon when I was 7 years old, he was 29 and selling ice cream at the local park. I came over for a cone and next thing you know I’m bent over the back of his trailer gripping the tailgate for dear life. Blood running down my legs, I screamed but his grabbed my neck and whispered in my ear. Quiet little one, no one will ever hear you.

Sniggering

Real

Bruce Paddock

Make love to me?

John Toal

(Ma)

John Toal

Space Time…we thank you

John Toal

Here we are again….

John Toal

Lil bit of his batch…in every batch

Will Wickham

The ending with Darts had me smirking like a gay retarded faggot on my way home from work.

Morgan Olson

“Do you know if Mountain Dew is dormant?”

Hunter Riggan

Wills fuckin 44 y/o

Geo Zawsum

Your name is Ronald

Chandler Hummell

Fuck you Paul Woods

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Jace was always my favorite on hate watch, this trifecta of comedy is always on point even when the jokes get repeated (I know, I’m a fake suck-up starfucker too like devan)

Ratchet

I hate their stupid yellow fucking jeep

BadLuthier

Yeah don't feel too bad about it. You fucking retard

Ando

for halloween Jace dressed up as the buffalo super market shooter and said it wasn’t because of what he read online, he just liked his glasses

Robert

Happens to the best of us. You retard.

Stan

Been subbed for a couple of weeks and only just now my highly sofa king retarded ass realized that Ben and Jace are brothers.

John O

Na, you can shut the fuck up and suck me off though 😊

Jo Bones

“Can’t win every episode!” Stfu

Sean

Back to Tim Dillon with u then buddy

Sean

Devon, I don’t give a fuck about joke creativity. I want all of the will and dawn fat jokes and I want them next week and the week after. This is what I’m spending my hard earned money for.

Jack

Please have Sarah Silverman on as the first LP guest.

C K

https://twitter.com/falconryfinance/status/1624051231554510848?s=46&t=t23o-7y3H6YE-MNlZ1F4qw

Joe the Banker

I pictured Jimmy Darts being in his 50's.

GeorgeWBussy

Look up jimmy darts on wikipedia, 😳

Ulysses Vargas

Sure, maybe a fever dream where they send him to gift someone a chemical mask or clean drinking water…

Joe the Banker

Unless they are throwing Jimmy Darts in it, no.

comixbrainz zzz

Can you guys please talk about what’s going on with that chemical spill in East Palestine, Ohio? MSM totally ignoring it.

Joe the Banker

Seconded. For Offline / traveling.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Ben owes me money. That piece of shit hired me to do a porn he was directing in 2019. It was called Cuck Everlasting, and I was playing the part of Cuck. I was straight, but I was in a rough spot, so I even agreed to do gay for pay. After both shoots (the film and the cum), I walked up to Ben and asked for the cash I was due. He took a long drag off of his cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, and told me I’d get an envelope in the mail. The envelope came to my address, and when I opened it, all that was inside was a letter that said “Experience is the new money. You’re welcome, Cuck. Love from, Uncle Ben.” I lost my footing and slid down the refrigerator door, tears of rage blinding me as I crumpled the piece of paper. After a few moments of well-earned humanity, I picked myself up off the floor, grabbed my coat and keys, got in my car, and drove to Golden Corrall. I’m now 357 pounds, and make my money on OnlyFans under the name of Honey Baby Sugar Clown. But I found you, Ben. I finally found you. Pay me what’s owed, you son of a bitch. Sincerely, Cuck Everlasting

Jack Vandelay

Can we get a download option for these pretty pleaseeee

Justin Lloyd

Just listening, but it sounds like Ben is in a super intense threesome with 2 retarded people who just spit roast him

Jackson Murphy

Lmfao bravo

Ben Avery

When Dawn is walking you can actually see the “left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot” thought process in her facial expressions.

Truly Strings & Things

- How’d you sleep, Ben? - I don’t know, bad dreams. Well, you got time for ‘em now. Anything interesting? They always are to the party concerned. Ben, I’ll be polite. All right, then. Two of ‘em, both had Will in ‘em. It’s peculiar. I’m skinnier now than he ever was by 75lbs. So, in a sense he’s a fat retard. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well… …but it was about meeting him at Olive Garden… …somewheres, and he give me some bread sticks. …I think I ate them. Second one, it was like we was both back in Texas. And I was a-horseback, going through Austin. Through 6th street and the homeless. It was cold, and there was snow on the ground. He rode past me and kept on going… …Never said nothing going by. Just rode on past. He had a miu miu wrapped around him and his head was down. When he rode past, I seen he was carrying twizzlers in a plastic bag. And in that dream I knew he was going on ahead. He was fixin’ on making some of the worst content the internet has ever seen. And I knew that whenever I got there, he’d be there, making the dumbest shit possible. And then I woke up.

comixbrainz zzz

“Where’s the mop for your body” -Dawn

Ender

also this is the best fucking show ever created. 100k or bust

don lemonparty

hey guys can I be honest? I was a golden knight with devan when I was 14. He used to be my lab partner in ms willis science class. One time when we were dissecting frogs, I told him I was nervous about a bump on penis. He said it was a genital wart and there was an old serbian wives tale that if you rubbed a frog on a wart, it would make it go away. I took our frog to the bathroom and pulled my abercrombie pants down, only to have devan open the door and take a picture of me rubbing the frogs mouth on myself. I screamed and ran to father matt's office for absolution and told him what happened. He said not even god could forgive what I have done. Ill never forgive devan for what he did, he made me lose faith in humanity

don lemonparty

Fag….. FaaaAAAaaag…… RetardRetard

EDub

That last bit about the slur testing in a guitar center has me literally fucking dying

EDub

DM'd Will about this show he said Lemonparty just jelly

Da'Von Rasta

^ I don't know why this comment indented to my message here... was meant to reply to Ben's/lemonparty's reply above (Ben revealed he was indeed fired / let go).

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Niiiice ;)

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

It's the same jokes when Will and Dawn come up. I'm way too simple to understand the intrigue of watching Will and Dawn.

Jo Bones

When Ben said Will and Dawn were filming Devan spinning a sign I lost it. Somehow the other two didn’t hear that

Nick Robinson

Jace was on fire in this episode. I’m a gay retard.

Joey C

Never tired of Will&Dawn commentary.

Rick Pananian

I bet Dawn's a freak

Bobby J

You retards have really done it this time

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

Amazing

Trevor

"I am the angel of judgement" literally made me fall out of a chair.

KermitThePawg

Ben15

conor fennell

Who knew such dullards like Will & Dawn could be as fascinating as they are. I could explore the dark voids of their minds for the rest of time. They remind me of "The Sleeping Prophet" Edgar Cayce; possibly a little slow but, gifted. Another great show gentlemen.

Virtual S

The Michelin man

Geo Zawsum

Hey, you were warned on the regular episode of what was coming

Ambientus

Episode is bussin no cap on god fr fr

DooDang

nice

Tim Dillons’ Taint

this shit got me feelin double cheeked up fr og af

Kevin

Thankfully Ben stopped drinking, now we need to get him off his lean addiction. Ben is banned from all Walgreens in the country for abusing cough syrups. You can do it, we believe in you.

comixbrainz zzz

So I finished True detective s1 last night, I'm surprised Devan hasn't likened the Yellowking and his sister/mom/wife to Will and Dawn yet... also maybe I'm retarded and missed it when he did

Ben Connell

im caked up

Matt

This podcast I swear to god has made me awful at Normal conversations with people

Canadian pie

Im a arhodes scholar here is my knowledge on these tards: Will worked in a plastic mold injection factory at 19 became plant manager and retired at 40. I’m guessing he has a great pension. Dawn is forklift certified and I think she worked in Will’s factory, she was also a hire inspector. They’ve been married for like 10 or 11 years

VanGina69

Ben is drunk

Kyle

Whoa…was not expecting a reply and that’s a lot more light shed on the situation than I had any idea of. I’m sure glad things seemingly worked out though. This podcast is legitimately the most I’ve laughed in….maybe my 36 years on earth? Lol. Hope it keeps growing and wishing all three of you success!

Jeff

It’s soy time

Jack Vandelay

Whoa, so you *were* fired... first time hearing this theory... from the soy face horses mouth himself. Still many questions. Would you be amenable eventually to going on TDS as a guest or having Tim on lemonparty, to clear the air of the big fat pig elephant in the room? Or no?

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Oof... hard to get through more than 10 minutes of Yankee & Jimmy hot take material. They're mind numbing people... we get it. Can this be a top tier extra bonus thing next time instead of on the regular tier? Can't win every episode, but keep trucking along fellers! Still have waaay more laughs per episode than any other show. Devan's "San Andreas earthquake uncontrollable shaking due to getting its booster shot" joke recently was pure gold. Clean fun comedy 💙

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Someone did poopy in my diap diap

George Chauvin

dont kink shame him!

Paul Fickes

Pelicans eating kelp out of Dawns mouth made me cry 😂😂😂

Timo F

I have a coworker who’s father was almost killed being hit by a semi truck and won millions of dollars so now all he talks about is hoping one day to be hit by a Mac truck

Ryan Blankenship

Been there and it always seems to lead to something better, as it has with your situation. Keep on soying on bruduh.

Seamus

When the mics cut out, for 5 seconds im wondering what was said that needed to be edited out of THIS show…then I realize the mic just cut out and Devan said Parachute.

Max

at 5k patrons ben should say the N word on the podcast

David Bosquet

I’d jump up a tier for Bowen Yang sketches getting the Will and Dawn treatment

David Byrne

the cum pig is very insecure.

Tropico

There’s no way these retards aren’t the result of a Psyop or either a psyop themselves

Charles

Please please please I need to hear you guys reacting to the Dawn’s birthday weekend in Nashville video

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

The spelling implies the fluid is definitely not milk

Rob Cow

how much do I have to pay you guys to piss in my face?

Kazimir Volkov

This narrative is untrue. I never had any intentions of having my own show after being fired. I had zero idea as to what l was going to do. Honestly thought for a few weeks I was going to have find some other podcast producing job. I really didn’t want to do that. I had been writing a book in my spare time and reading a lot. That was it, I truly had jack shit of an idea as to what would happen to me

Ben Avery

Jace seems like he knife rapes women

RandomUser

I hope the first guest is Matty Healy from the 1975

Joey chestnut

I need to hear more about Bobby lee fucking a kid

Jeffrey

Time for my Friday's morning dose of targeted harassment

Ambientus

I can’t get over how back when Ben left The Tim Dillon Show, Tim seemed to be implying that Ben was working on some kind of passion project or got some opportunity to do something impactful. Instead we get probably the most vulgar, insensitive podcast since cumtown. I fucking love it. 😂

Jeff

i was going to start commenting on all of your social media profiles asking to explain why you’re all listed on jeffrey epsteins flight logs but then i realized the dumbass retard equivalent of having ties to epstein is subscribing to this patreon

Travis

Finally a podcast that understands how much of a gay retard I am. Thanks, boys.

Jeff

The forced laughter sometimes annoys me.

Tropico

He puts a little bit of himself in every batch.

Tropico

Every Patreon Episode should just be named “Retard Talk”

Kenny Rioux

Let's fuggin go

Snare.Ender

Awe yeah get in my ears boys

Phil M

Horse shit on Route 66

Alex Garcia

I'm just so happy rn.

Anderson Anton

We are all total losers, those making and listening to this, I guess I'm included.

Paul Woods

Guys, did you know that Jocko literally sells a drink called "Jocko Molk" I'm not fucking around

Rob Cow

soy face will become the new insignia of a certified racist

Tim Dillons’ Taint

🤤

Alexis

Pay it forward?

Vincent P. Ambrosio III

Whats a combo. Haven't even listened to it. But Jimmy D, Will and Dawn...gottdammit

Mark J Fitzgerald

Love west coast cumtown. Thanks guys

Joe Denoy

I was just scrolling thinking about you retards and boom patreon

Jade

Best part of the weekend!!

Chris

GUHH

Drew Lavoie

First bitches fuck you all! Fucking peasants suck on me

Michael Pelletier

Sick.

Viktor Engqvist

The joy

Michael Pelletier

I have made stool.

George Chauvin


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