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P019: viva la vito

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Every time I drive past this place I think to myself “very good”

Troy G.

It's funny hearing them praise Steve-O & Destiny in this episode in light of recent events

GhostofCadia

I may have commented once on this but that “another round” movie fucking sucked. Ohhhh I’m a big retard who drinks too much movie sucked my ass

Daniel

THAT SNAKE IS TD. We love that COSTA’s got his boys back

NotAfraidToPoop

So I learned something this episode. The Stalker game series is 100% based on the movie they referenced and the popular mmo fps escape from tarkov is named after the director of this film. I'm one of the 5 guys who fucking loved that Jace.

Boris Yeltsin

Love coming back to these old ones

beefsquatch

I've been trying to find the title of "A Most Violent Year" for 8 years, thank you boys so much. I watched it on a plane in 2015 and would randomly think of it, but couldn't remember name or actors. I've tried searching so many thing that were so close and could never find it.

The Luuuke

Not sure if you guys read the comments from the far back but “another round” is not artsy or good it is genuinely one of the worst and most boring movies I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Daniel

bubba

James

Oh no you’re right… Ohio has released & revealed what we both fear & revere- it’s just a bit (especially for those fishes in Fiji water, we’re bigger & braver than those fish)

Willycole

Ok so like, I see that they have a advertiser tier for $500… can I join that tier and have them dox my ex wife?

Niwazi Nabobolo

Ben and the boys should do a live commentary while watching The Whale now that it's on available to buy. It would be fantastic I doubt they'll see this but if enough people like and comment on this post they might

Michael O'Donnell

Please recreate the Wendy Williams "country lawyer" bit from 39:20 of Brain Jail episode "Kobe Dick"

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

You having the shaman on today was a real blessing. It's like my dad and the young cooler step-dad are having a BBQ by the above ground pool and double Christmas combined.

megatrondelux

Disgusting Pynchon/Joyce slander in the latest ep…. I thought this was a literary podcast

user profile name

yo check this out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Avery_Shooting_Facility

Marcus Miller

The old sketch “City of Stars” you guys did on Devan’s channel just helped out my life in such a major way. Really appreciate you goofy guys for the good that you’re doing

Thomas Messeder

This is what Cumtown got away from that made them so great. Long live Lemon Party. 🍋🍾 🎉

Gromit ®

So? Also wtf who uses those anime emoji faces anymore LMAO 💀

Coprophagia Mukbang

The discord is just a bunch of lonely degenerates trying to say something that provokes Ben to respond ._.

Erika Beech

Quantum entanglement.

Anderson Anton

6:35 100% talking about Tim

Michael Eagle

Fast and furiously beating off to CP

hlirydzwir

Thinking of viscious rumors about you

K* Nass

Ben paid me $275 to shit in his mouth in 2014. I’ve never told anyone this until today.

Michael Lorusso

Anytime Paul Walker touches a computer in Fast and Furious people think he’s tuning the car…but really he’s watching CP

Jonathan

this podcast needs to go LoS style with a weekly live show where fellow retards can cackle in the background as you guys shout slurs and harassment into the microphones.

Ambientus

It's not time to die yet. Not until someone makes some gravy for the chicken fried steak.

Johnny Malloy

Sometimes he freezes them first and then just walks around sucking them, he calls them cock-sickels

Andrew

Oh Mr Lemon? We thought you meant the linen

Magister Ludus

I would 100% travel for a Lemonparty live podcast

George Floyd Minion

Another great podcast. Well done sirs.

Da'Von Rasta

who?

Da'Von Rasta

“The letter N”

Jack Vandelay

I’d buy a soy calendar. Please let this be in the first round of Lemon Party merch

Jack Vandelay

holy fuck the american buddha, i wish i could transcend to being so retarded I didn't want to die

Tuesday McGavin

jesus fucking christ christopher not all faggots are transsss, but all trans are faggots use your fuckin head afangool

Robert

Or calendar.

Marco A Ballesteros

Merch idea: coffee tablebook of Ben soyfaces But y'all ain't ready for that conversation 💅.

Marco A Ballesteros

What do you think of that funny colored water Dawn? It’s cool

thegr8bambeano

Jace chops little boys’ cocks off and eats them up like hot dogs

RandomUser

Tim also talked about early addition this week

Jacob Vi

I think about killing my self every day …but a little less on Lemon Party /Hate Watch days

ryan

Little does Jace know the lemon party audience is made up of clones of the tug it guy Time to die

KopperTop

That’s what I feel is slowly happening to me only quickened by reading and this pod. Better than living in whatever the hell you call this place. Bombauch is also trash was very disappointed with what he did with the movie, I stopped watching 20 minutes in.

Ryan Blankenship

As someone who lives in LA, the Marc Maron stuff was spot on LOL I went to the first indoor comedy store show post Covid and he did a monologue about Trump…in 2021…

Josh Wolf

Bobby Lee and Santino’s podcast is entirely about Marc Maron.

comixbrainz zzz

My favorite is the soy face with the limp wrist

Fernando

Full transcript of lemonparty: “FAG, FAGGOT, RETARD, N”

Sam

I cried with laughter at the "Paul walker she was a child!" Part. As I was ,no joke, getting ready for a funeral.

Anderson Anton

This comes off very gay and retarded. but you are right about the pod being great, so we'll let it slide, you Ray of sunshine.

Anderson Anton

I'm a lil tarded thanks for the note. That's basically how they feel about him right?

Wayne Dwayne Brayne

I commented on the lemonparty YouTube channel about how Jace would go around my neighborhood cutting the penises off of people's pets and now I'm shadowbanned, what an honor!

Andrew

I was really sad about the end of the world and then I came here to listen to lemon party ty boys

Corey Fiasco

All I could wonder is WHO did Tim hire to run the show? Why would you get someone with zero experience, not enough to even remove the echo in EVERY episode.

hlirydzwir

Well, I can tell by your podcast choice you are a man with discerning taste, who likes to hear "retard" used as a slur and I commend you for it.

Anderson Anton

You should go listen to TDS then. They recorded the last episode inside a giant tin can. There was a whole section where Tim listened to audio and you literally could not hear any of it.

Johnny Malloy

Thanks I will forward your response to management, please fuck off

Monster MW

Don’t brag, dickhead. Just because you haven’t been diagnosed yet!!

hlirydzwir

Writing these words down on paper is illegal, and all 3 members of the podcast would be swiftly executed.

hlirydzwir

Love you guys big time fr tho. What even is LA ? That's where ur based right ? With the homeless people n stuff?

joshua duffy

His name is Travis. There is nothing to help this man.

hlirydzwir

@heyitstravis shut up retard

joshua duffy

Hello I was wondering if you could mail Patreon episodes transcripts to the super max in terre haute Indiana thanks I’m stuck here

waylorudd

Will and Dawn should be reporting on the spill in Ohio. Boots on the ground.

comixbrainz zzz

Sus Tim Dillion drop at 6:30

Carson Tank

Hey dawn this zone here has funny tasting objects, this one taste like white noise dawn

Carter Ward

I can only get 9 minutes MAX out of an American spirit.

Max

Devan's rants approaching Ben's former project level hysterical.

alexandra masciotti

Keep it up boys! As one of your few fans who has a positive outlook on life and isn’t suffering from undiagnosed schizophrenia I’d like to say wonderful pod.

John Dietschy

Superb episode. keep it up you fucks

Mark J Fitzgerald

By friends he means sheep

Ando

Just use the RSS link in a podcast app retard

Ando

Dead serious man go seek mental help.

Ben Avery

U r a dumb cunt

Ando

You guys gonna drop the anime body pillow tier yet?

Not my gov name anymore thank God

Steve-O is like Rogan for people who got held back a year in elementary school

C K

Wow you really think little of the 10$ a month club. Can't even grace them with 1 extra show or clip a damn month. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Thought that fat fuck was just talking shit about you, now I just believe he's speaking truth. Oh it's for the soy face visual. Now it's your curse forever. Have fun guys.

Hey it's Travis

Piss piss diap diap

Dookie Dan

Steve O needs to quit stand up!!! he sucks!!!

Quincy Judd

Will you guys please talk about how fucking SHITTY Steve-o’s podcast is, I fucking hate scott randolphs pompous faggot face. It sucks so much dick!!!

Quincy Judd

You beat us to it.

Anderson Anton

Is it the one from Vanishing Point?

Johnny Malloy

I used to like IFC and one day I went to it and it was 59 straight hours of That 70s Show. A harmless sitcom with horrifically telegraphed jokes, but no one would ever accuse it of being high art. I tried to listen to the Maron podcast and just could not do it. Any time something is hailed as great I always consider the source.

Johnny Malloy

I piss myself anytime I hear the Gandolphini voice "Jesus fuckin crust christphah"

Anderson Anton

If yall just did no country and lil wayne rifs i’d sub to $10 for life

Hector

(On Maron) His show was a knock off of Louie with no jokes or interesting scenes. And it's colossal failure is the reason IFC now just airs the Big Bang theory 24 hours a day.

Anderson Anton

Marc Maron has never said one thing funny. He fucking sucks. He just hung around long enough where people thought he deserved recognition and respect . He doesn't. he sucks.

Anderson Anton

My Friday morning ritual of McDonald’s, self asphyxiation masturbation during my zoom meetings, and then lemon party. Life is alright, man.

NotAfraidToPoop

Saga does what Ninten-don't.

Johnny Malloy

Huh??

Starryclub

Sega

hlirydzwir

Only tuning in this week to see if Ben learned how to pronounce the word ‘saga’

Travis

great pod, also im gay

djkevykev

"I've planted a bomb somewhere in your house, buster brown. It's just one of my classic goofs."

Johnny Malloy

Not only that but his takes on any given subject are provocative, fascinating, on top of being absolutely hilarious. I wouldn't mind listening to devan rant about different current events Timmy d style every week. I'll stop slobbing his knob now but keep up the stellar contribution to humanity fellas.

Steve

Hahaha 🤣😂

Cindy Louhoo

It’s one of my favorite books but I get nauseous thinking about Noah baumbach. Also I read a lot but only became I’m a retarded freak

Ben Avery

Please give us download links, I fucking hate patreons audio player

Ambientus

I'll go Yellow King if you guys start a segment with Joey making old-timey threats over the phone.

James Griggs

He only does happy drawings now too. Plus, he retweeted a clip of Bowen Yang in full costume as the derailed Palestine train and wrote, "This shit is legit funny. Shane Gillis dreams he was this funny. No cap." Sad when your heroes disappoint like this.

Johnny Malloy

Very surprised Ben didn’t bring up White noise considering how much of an “intellectual” he is

Ryan Blankenship

Dude is just naturally funny. Like the guy in high school that could make any line funny.

Johnny Malloy

God damn devan Costas my favorite comedian my gut hurts 🤣

Steve

Can’t wait for the next episode with the Shaman…you’re a real one for that, Ben

Jesus

I tried to get my friends to listen to lemonparty. Now I have no friends, I just eat ice cream alone in my dodge challenger.

DooDang

Talk about a high horse! Money really gets to these people, SMH!!!

hlirydzwir

He got it recently. I asked him, "When did this happen?" and he said, "Patreon money, bruther!", smiled, and sped off like that 50 Cent meme.

Johnny Malloy

I knew GLOW was dogshit the second The AV Club started acting like it was the greatest show ever made. The AVC did teach me a valuable lesson. I used to love that site and then I started to notice they were lying and outright slandering people. Also, they were paying Cameron Esposito to write articles where she basically antagonized everyone on the planet (including the readers) and we were supposed to love it, and her shitty show on Seeso.

Johnny Malloy

ill bring loads of friends

joshua duffy

guys do your live show in ireland !

joshua duffy

I place bets but it's more about the over/under.

Johnny Malloy

i met ben a few weeks ago , i asked for a photo and he was just. idk. really nasty? He laughed at me and shoved past me. Kinda fucked up idk

joshua duffy

Woke up at 8am for this shit show

C K

Did you guys know Ben actually drives a hummer with a MAGA 2024 wrap on it

Jackson

I saw Jace driving downtown today. Has he always had a swastika painted on his hood like the Nazi General Lee?

hlirydzwir

Cuck salad

Ada

having myself an eloquent glass of East Palestine water whilst I enjoy this content. My body feels all fuzzy!!

beefsquatch

Hey Ben your racist

Erich Schroeder

I’m offended

Brady Griffiths

My boys 🥺

Logan Brown

I feel like this will be a historic podcast like an early Hitler speech

Vaughn Collins

Almost shoved a Wahlburger up my ass out of boredom, thanks for the content retards.

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

Thanks Ben, was thinking about killing myself, this will delay it one more hour 👌🏼

the 🐀s gimp

You're gay

Steve

About time.

Steve

This show is too woke

Financial Foundation

I have made stool.

George Chauvin

Wow amazing retarded podcast

Nate

Hell yeah. New lemon for the ride to work. Thanks boys

Ben Stevens

Wonder if anyone will say Retard

Paul Woods

Nice

Drew Lavoie

Amazing episode wow i love this.

Kyle

Cum

0celot

Nice

Snare.Ender

Perfect timing

Nick Fields

Nice

Charlie Reilly


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