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P020: juicy anus workshop

the yogi pee guy who drinks pee from a glass filled with his pee, dominic toretteso, and more

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I wish you did the Super Bowl!!!

Gruntch

Listening back lovingly on the “cartman voice” era no less

Daniel Andrus

My apologies I know this LONG past relevance, but I’m listening to the backlog rn being a latecomer to the patreon. Day 1 public viewer. Honestly it’s the “needle in the hay” references for me that really do it for me. You oughta be proud that I’m getting good marks, am I right?

Daniel Andrus

Those guys are just using new age religion bullshit to describe a normal Grindr hookup

Gavin David Klug

Poor man's porridge is what I live on

Dillon Sanders

LMFAO the chinese pennis medicine dude with the laugh at the end. Ben really has an eye for absolute retards

Coinberg Goldenstein

@6:43 Hurt was originally written and made by nine inch nails and then Johnny Cash covered it lmao.

Frontside shitslide

Ur so retarded how do u pay for the Patreon if u don’t understand a single joke being told

Bean Baun

How do I find the pee drink video

Kyle Lees

I love you guys man, hahaha

Brandon

I thought that was the joke...

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

Mhm

Paine Garrett

Hey had to comment… Hurt was made by nine in nails first retards. Idc if the guy above already commented this.

Paine Garrett

shift + return

Da'Von Rasta

Hurt is a nine inch nails song. Johnny Cash covered it

Joel Mayer

Does Jase have a girlfriend? He should have said...

Robust Duck

Where is the new episode at Ben?

Alex Garcia

I listen to all these at half speed so they sound a little more intelligent

James Douglas

I don't want to look at you thanks

James M Fittro

How are you gonna take the video away? DICK

Knickoson

Hey Ben what happened to the upper tier video you "accidentally" posted but is now missing? Thanks for the sneak peek. p.s. but for real, I want to ask you to check the "allow downloads" box (traveling, flying, country road trips without signal), but I get if pirates are posting the archive. Is this happening?

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

My old roommate showed me the exact piss video you’re talking about. He carefully omitted the mushroom massaging. Now I feel left out…

NotAfraidToPoop

Hilarious that yall went on the weirdo scammer rant in this episode. I'm a construction worker from Massachusetts. Was in New Hampshire working at this huge complex where all construction contractors have to park in this giant dirt field that will eventually be a parking lot I'd assume and walk a quarter mile to their job site. Get in my car at the end of the day and I'm on the phone about to drive to a collision center for my smashed in door to be repaired because someone hit me. Dude in a Porsche SUV and very nice clothes motions for me and I showed him I'm on the phone. He sits there and stares at me until I roll my window down and asks me in a very thick Italian accent how to get to Logan Airport in Boston. I tell him, then he asks me if I like Ferrari. I'm like what? Keep in mind, I'm in a carhartt and disgustingly dirty from working all day and driving a rav 4. He tells me that he is a designer for Ferrari's clothing brand and just came from an expo and is flying back to Italy and wants to give me free clothes for helping him out. I'm like uhhh alright. Very sweet and charming wap gets me into the front seat of his rental Porsche and puts $7500 worth of genuine leather Ferrari jackets on my lap. I worked retail for 3 years, they were legit, tags and all. Giving me a whole pitch and I'm like damn no way this dude is giving me this. He goes on a huge spiel about how he'll give them all to me for $350 because he needs to buy his daughter an iPad to circumvent taxes before he goes back to Italy. I was like dude ipads are like 1200 dollars. He says no, no, 400. I'm like I'm not giving you any money. I'm driving to get my car repaired right now and I'm in debt wtf are you talking about. He says 300, I say I'm not giving you money. 200, no. He says how much money do you have? I said bro I literally have negative money. He got pissed and ripped the clothes out of my lap and I got out. None of his story makes any sense in retrospect and it was the craziest experience I've ever had. Idk if he was stalking the lot or what. "I'm very rich man I can't pay taxes on 400 dollar ipad for daughter"

uncle murmur

Being on the other side of the world and getting the rad_milk and Kate references was surreal

Dan Vegas

Next episode are you boys gonna massage each other's mushrooms like the vikings did?

Joseph Brown

“He’s on a horse. In the bus” 💀

vandul .

"This is more gay than being married to a man for 45 years." - JA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Nice lips brother

David Mormino

this podcast feels illegal

Edward Joseph

Brain jail reference.

Illbedeadsoon

You guys seriously get better every episode. Can you start another podcast where you exclusive shit on yankee in the south the entire time? Some of my favorite content is when you guys talk about those retards lol

George Floyd Minion

Amazing episode! Now to go cook up some cum crickets

Sam Barber

When y’all were talking about depression era recipes I literally almost wrecked my car from laughing so damn hard. Y’all are the best!

Lucian Paul Blackbourn

hell ya

Skazzo

It really speaks to how sad my life is for how excited I get about this

Ray Kump

Cup of coffee, blunt and a weighted blanket engaged - retard mode activated

Garrett Browne

Does Ben not know that Johnny Cash didn’t write Hurt? It’s a Nine Inch Nails song that he covered 😂

Wyred

Heh, that should be the official patreon intro song

Ambientus

Hell yeah brother

James

Sadly the rumours are true. He has a big stupid peen.

PLUSH KITTY

I was hoping for a decent bit to send to my cunt-ass GF and yall nailed it (office friends)! Retarded fucking coworkers make me want to throw an axe at myself

Cody Moravits

What if Jace raped Ben and Devan’s wives while “Hero” by Chad Kroeger plays?

RandomUser

You’re clearly not a dawg

hlirydzwir

I didn't enjoy the guest episode...

l o v e l e s s

they really don't say retard enough, I am afraid they are going soft

USAnmbr1

Boutta listen, taking the over

0celot

Ok but was he packing?

0celot

Jace told me he wanted to teach me yoga and used it as a clever ruse to make love to me. I feel used.

PLUSH KITTY

First. 🤓

Steve

🎶let’s get retarded, let’s get retarded in here🎶

Jack Vandelay

Finally!!!! I was about to kill myself. But this will buy me another week on earth.

DooDang

O/U 7.5 fags this episode

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

What a great way to start the day

HONKE

Fuck ya boys!!!! Time to get retarded

Financial Foundation

My dick stinks.

George Chauvin

Nice.

Snare.Ender

I'm gay

J. A.

It was only a matter of time before we were discussing Dawns anus.

Max

Ain’t no party like a lemon party

Chris

Thanks Ben

Bobby Alanis


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