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P026: all in the family

I want everyone to know I went back the next day to give the guy a 1.75 and he wasn't there

Comments

I think he's a brutha

Nomadic Hermit

That Ben car self-conscious bit may have been the most relatable shit I’ve ever heard

Nvm

The lost movue story 1:9

Nasser Almulhim

±5

Nasser Almulhim

I cried during Top Gun, and I made a rotten tomatoes account just so I could rate it 10/10.

Dustin Fugate

I suffer from ptsd from work abuse and I would immediately say I fucked up cause the anxiety will just get worse

Dillon Sanders

If the Garrett Ben mentioned is Garrett from OffCanny that’s an unexpected but not surprising connection.

Ronnie Coleman’s Spine

You guys are truly the best (when you’re not watching Yankee in the South).

Dave Granger

All of the above, he's Armenian bro

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As long as he’s not a darky

beefsquatch

30% Esther Povitsky 70% otter

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EP 16 - Seaworld Seppuku. Around 30mins in. That bit had me rolling.

theGOATee

We'll also need a full examination of his skull. We wouldn't want any riffraff on the pod.

theGOATee

I have cancelled my membership. I will resubscribe when Devon has posted his 23 and me results. You have 48 hours.

f0rs4kin

Ben, would echo other comments on this front: incredible story, please give us more inside baseball. Obviously, Jace and Devin are great too but sick story from Ben

Derrick Mundy

I loved this episode because I’d never heard Bens sobriety story. For those of us with a similar story (insane drunken nonsense for years that almost killed us) it’s cool to hear how others got sober and hear people be light hearted about it. Thanks for an amazing podcast yall.

DHexus23D

I enjoy Ben drinking stories and how we all got to this point..

Brandon D

Ben you’re a great storyteller, don’t let anyone tell you different,.

Jake Novak

This is my favorite kind of podcast - where you all tell stories about retarded things that you’ve done in the past. Most of the time I don’t get any of your references because I’m too old and isolated. When you talk about things I know something about you get it all wrong and yet it’s all mostly funny- so keep up the good work boys!

Tom Payne

Yooooo, anyone know which episode it is where they talk about the Fortnite pedo? It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve been trying to find it for like 2 days now.

Tiger Bling

I vaguely recall an earlier episode where he went into more detail about it. Not sure if it was on the normal one or the patreon

Rick Mayberry

Ben you dickslap, you never told us what actually got you banned at that open mic in Texas.

John O

Get Cumia on and talk about FNR's

Paul Fickes

You guys are dead wrong about Top Gun, but fun episode anyway

Hey Fella

Maybe my favorite episode so far

Johnny Zapata

Quality content.

Pizza.Cats

I seriously felt I might hyperventilate! The story would make a good movie.. Fargo vibes

Sam Barber

Great Episode Ben, Jace and Chevan!

breakingbad3500

😂😂😂 u guys kick ass

Commander Jimmy Darts

Jokermemeyouwouldntgetit.gif

Ben Avery

Goddamn these stories had me howlin. Had to listen three times over.

Silverback 69

Dont understand how people think LA has great weather... The temperature and sun are nice, but the air quality is so awful and the smog is disgusting. I was at the top of a ferris wheel at dodgers stadium, and literally couldnt see the LA skyline, hollywood sign, the hills. Place is gross.

Commander Jimmy Darts

Ben : “I would KILL with this bit!” Proceeds to not make the other two people in the room laugh 😂

Gromit ®

I hate that you are more funny than Tim Dillion. Maybe my tastes have changed...but regardless I don't like it

Joel Mayer

as a recovering alcoholic, I love these drinking days ben stories so much. keep up the good work lads

alex buchwald

fatties are going to need something stronger than a rope. maybe we just make them run up a hill until their heart gives out.

beefsquatch

Great episode. Looking forward to your next coverage of the retards in the south, my favorite channel.

Jeff Graves

Great Ep

applebot

lol thats awesome

Ben Avery

Idk probably cuz he's tall, smart, handsome, vulnerable. Start young you're banking on each other's potential, I'm sure he was good for her she was good for him. Not boring is also valuable

Auberon Quin

I need to do better.

Jackdacandlestick

I wish I could find someone as ten toes down as Katie was

Khady S

Great format. Ben there's a scene in Funny Farm about the struggle of being a writer and a bird feeder guy at the same time. Chevy Chase. Really awful. Check it out.

Geo Zawsum

What color people do you think Ben’s Tyler Durden was trying to get to fight him? 🤔

comixbrainz zzz

Still have chest pains thinking about this

Eric jacobs

it was truly a tragicomedy

Tropico

this is what happened

Tropico

I like that the podcast is them riffing ideas and creating skits that we may or may not see in the future, as well as getting a glimpse of their struggles.

Tropico

The lack of vicious attacks and slurs in this episode is concerning.

Yurr Aphagg

not quite as funny as the danzig / pedo episode but very close, many people are saying

Mr. D

Time to get retarded yall

Hector

That last intern story gave me crippling anxiety

Eric jacobs

The boys are cute and retarded

Canadian pie

Have a blessed day 🖕😁🖕

NotAfraidToPoop

Ben, how the FUCK did you find someone like Katie?

Ambientus

Praise Dorner

Tony

Ben, please write the professional golf version of Running the Light.

Chad

Ben telling stories is fine lol we don’t expect you guys to just do hypotheticals for 90 minutes

Jeffrey

Pls don't swear on my timeline Jack

George Chauvin

Wild night last night.. Sucked a guy's dick with my butt

George Chauvin

lol

Ben Avery

Shout out to Hastings RIP

Dog Fart

I thought I was the only one who has the moment alone & remembers something embarrassing & screams “oh my god”

Wyred

So dumb question, would this episode be on video with the higher tier?

Elvis Diaz

Most comedians do pull up and call it a shot hole on stage

Bill S Preston Esquire

Jace you’ve talked shit about cincy using us as your “shitty place” example about 4 times now. Let’s see you pull up in person here son

Jackdacandlestick

Goes without saying

RandomUser

Trannies get the rope

RandomUser

Check out The Star Report. It’s my favorite news channel

Joey chestnut

I'm just like Ben except I'm not a 6'5'' texas twink with a hot wife and a gay dog

Kazimir Volkov

As my wife pukes from morning sickness I'll lay in bed and listen to 3 homos.... Nice

Financial Foundation

judging by the note under the title i assume Ben acted out his favorite movie scene from American psycho and killed a homeless man and his dog and came back the next day to drop a 1.75$ on his lifeless corpse before shoving a cat into the ATM

Boy George Floyd

The way I feel when I hear the intro music crank up and I see Ben getting ready to do soyface must be how marvel retards feel when spider man 10 comes out and the movie starts

Shawn G

i would like video asswelll

Jade

I saw a man running on the freeway yesterday, he was chasing a 3 legged dog, the dog turned to me and with her one remaining paw saluted hitler and said “ he had fetty in his system, it wasn’t 6 million” and than got hit by a truck. Tough scene.

the 🐀s gimp

Gay gay gay gay gay gay!

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

I’m gay!

Connor

Got the patreon notification while defecating ✊🏾

George Chauvin

Congrats to Jayce for becoming a dad for the 70th time and to Devan for becoming sterile

TdF

Praise Allah!

Myles Gilbert

1.75 inches of hard cock

J. A.

Hell yeah

Max Larsen

Fuck yeah

Travis T


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