P030: devan_calm.exe

I never, ever learned about Hernan Cortez or the Conquistadors in school. I learned about slavery every single year.

GhostofCadia

I do not remember writing this so I'm gonna blame my temporary homosexuality on my alcoholism. Sumos are real athletes though, I stand by that

Poon Don

That was pretty gay bro

James

I'm late as shit to this episode, but I feel compelled to let you know that a lot of sumos, if not the vast majority, are actually jacked as fuck under all the fat, it might as well just be armor. That and they're constantly doing a myriad of squat forms, all day and every day of their lives. The test couldn't possibly be flowing harder, especially for an Asian. The point I'm trying to make here is that they'd fuck the shit out of you Ben, but perhaps you knew that all along. If so, respect

Poon Don

that order of operations at the end is truth

Space Tiger Steven

The coolest white guy to be is like Neo from the matrix

Dershstein

You know black peoples be loving Kurt Cobain n shit

Dershstein

Floyd's Barber Shop's name might be a reference to the opening tune "Floyd the Barber" from Nirvana's 1st album (Bleach).

Alex Mac Donald

Probably overheard his wife saying it.

Sniggering

"I'm tired of fucking things I have to charge" - Benjamin Avery

Lance

Few hundred bucks and you got yourself a plasma cutter

BlackMetalDT

Devan crushed this ep. "Why is Zielenski on my beer" lol

Will

CBD is gay as hell stfu Devan

Vaughn Collins

I'm ashamed that I immediately knew of the one arm bustop video jace mentioned before he even said it. I'm even more ashamed that I've spilled buckets to it.

theGOATee

“We’re al qaeda” Finally, a podcast for me

Muhammad

I apologized to ben for calling him a cuck a few years back. And now i can finally sleep.

Kyle

Jace can’t say the letter T. “Mounden Dew”

Brady Griffiths

Y’all ever think about going on the Adam Friedland show?? That would be the crossover of the century!!!

William j Whippers

Did the crowder house episode disappear from itunes podcast for anyone else?

Zach

Jace it’s Norton not Nordn.

nicky_ hashtag

Quentin puts on white voice for white peoples

DK

im gay as fuck thanks boys

Ian Stowell

Jerked then listened to this while eating a butterburger from Culver’s, life is good

Jack

We he announced they got Osama at a live event lol

comixbrainz zzz

Hey brother man big fan of the pod, so sorry I missed it, wish I coulda been there

NotAfraidToPoop

Reading those Craigslist ads were amazing! I have destroyed my life by becoming one of those sex zombies who endlessly chase after people! It was so sad the day the FBI shut down “casual connections” because half of the fun of it was reading the absolutely insane posting of some people. Look up Doublelist.com if you want to read some entraining posts 😂 It’s all the fun parts of Craigslist the government took away And for the record, smoking hot ladies do go on back page websites, it’s just that they’re usually not in a good state of mind and are in a sex crazed manic episode trying to distract themselves from a problem in their life AKA a bad relationship, work or whatever. You’re definitely not finding wifey material on there haha! Some of the hottest women I’ve hooked up with I’ve found on gay hookup sites 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ This world is strange

Andrew Keough

Somehow this Patreon is still getting better. I haven’t laughed that hard in a really long time.

DHexus23D

Ben just described Jeff Garland from Curb in the Victorian Age

Nick Mullaney

Obviously it should be: Devan vs Adam (I’m most concerned about this match for us) Ben vs Ders (The most equal matchup, maybe) Jace vs Blake & Kyle (it’s only fair)

comixbrainz zzz

just saw Ben pay good money to drop the hard R on the fishtank livestream

James M Fittro

Was*

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

The Craigslist stuff is wild. Truly who are these people

Thomas Lisankie

Reading the Craigslist ads was hilarious

Mike Berger

Why is Ben being investigated by the fbi?

RandomUser

Whelp, hour into ep 29 and I'm gonna go ahead and move up a tier. Even though my name is Molly and that was a little uncomfortable. Maybe Devan would be on board with my ultimate Earth Day project goal, the acquisition and distribution of 8 billion loaded handguns.

Molly

John Cena made me black for a summer

Gunnar Squires

JUMP UP A TIER FAGGOT GET IN HERE ITS A WARZONE

tizm

I know I’m a retard, but I saw Ben posted to his instagram story video versions. Where do I see those?

Quinn Sengstake

Devin, wait why it is spelled Devan tf, Ben and De'van are lucky to have Jace, he is really a gem coming out of these band breakups and makeups.

Brandon D

White loserdom hahaha

applebot

Goddammit Devan, 5 minutes in. He's a fucking star

Karl Hungus

we are the world!

Mr. D

I knew we would hear a white man say the n word on this podcast at least once I knew it

Jason Fontaine

Devan should have a celebrity boxing match with the Workaholics guy.

comixbrainz zzz

Devan put on that fucking huge Jansport and carried these

conor fennell

We are blessed with two holy shit

Financial Foundation

Easy brother, my dick wont get hard on its own

Ambientus

the inevitable synthesis of cumtown and chapo

Pepipopa

Finally we get the calls to action cushvlog was unwilling to make

Tyler Moss

Ben was investigated for being home too much, fag.

Jo Bones

Devans rant made my whole week.

QuornFedDame

RandomUser

Agreed, he's been on fire ever since he declared himself "Pro-Human"

Coffee Dawg

Devan absolutely letting it fly in the last one. The podcast cowboys rides again. I've just had my second CBD sparkling water and ready to chill out to a problematic broadcast.

Viktor Engqvist

went to get my haircut at Floyd’s, they only accept counterfeit bills

Jack

Never have sex when lemonparty is on #laughcum

Adam Way

hell yeah. I have a new level of respect for Jace for even knowing about Exmilitary. That album changed my life.

REDBAR

Blessed

The God

+10000 points to Jace for the death grips reference. I roll the nickels. The game is mine!

Andrew Blackwell

Tarantino used to sell bottles of water on the freeway before he sold the script to True Romance

Joey chestnut

I think it would be perfect

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

The zyn in the coke for 30 mins is gnarly

Charles

KINGS

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Thankyou Ben.

jaboonka

Devan you're fucking killing it. Whatever you're on, take more

Michael

any proud whites in the chat?

USAnmbr1

I agree

Ben Avery

Ben if you’ve ever been right about anything it’s this place beyond the pines take

Charles

son of a bitch i got called in to work today. would 29 and 30 be appropriate to bluetooth in a machine shop at the local community college? half of my students are minorities if that would help anyone determine an answer.

Molly

Holy shit 2 of em

Ryan Blankenship

I've prayed for days like this

Ben Smokin

Thank you guys. Thank you for constant hours of entertainment. Thank you for being the reason my day is not absolutely shit ass with no toilet paper. Thanks for making me genuinely feel like I’m not alone in this world. Devan you’re a absolute national treasure. Also, great haircut buddy. Happy Friday guys.

Notgaybutretarded

🥳🤤

Andrew Kline

Your amazing

Spencer

Ben is the goat 🐐

GLMT

Total ***** Death

RandomUser

Two today??? 🥳🥳🥳

Timo F

God bless these white folk

Jackson

God is good

George Floyd Minion

If Ben was a bird he would be a canadian goose that can honk slurs

Bailey

Why are we so blessed

Pookey611

Don't tell me how to ingest racist content, ill listen to the slurs however i damn well please gawdammit

George Chauvin

BLESSED BE THE MAKER AND HIS WATER

Elvis Diaz

What is happening??

Michael Pelletier

Holy shit I’d lick your cock right now ben

Nate

2 eps you guys kick ass

Spoonman

“Calm”

zebrakhakis