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The Aunt Gay bit is legendary

Carson Tank

Martin Scorsese sucks. He gets worse as time goes on.

adam gardener

I liked it wtf. There were a lot of cool parts.

adam gardener

What a good episode

Dylan Burke

FUCK INTERSTELLAR THANK YOU JAYCE Love is the 6th dimension and going into a fucking black whole and using the word tesseract and shit. God that movie was ass. Thanks for calling out this Nolan HACK lol

Stormi Early

We Austrians have all the love for AH that modern Germans lack, but none of their confidence

M Moik

Dunkirk was great! Do they have holes in the brain?

The Luuuke

Talking about childhood traumas or dislikes is probably some of the best I've heard of this. All 3 of you are great.

Dillon Sanders

Oh yeah. Tenet is Peak Nolan crawling up his own ass. It is a great movie, and actually kind of simple to understand if you follow the rules of the protagonist, but yeah it seems to hate its audience

Please Don't Make A Scene

I didn't care about Dunkirk so I haven't seen it and I used to share the opinion that Nolan kinda stunk and Interstellar is dogshit BUT I do think TENET is insanely underrated and genuinely great, I love how autistic it is and how little it cares about appealing to literally anyone

PokeyHaunties

Awesome episode. I love when you counter the goofiness with some real talk. The last half hour was amazing, and then you slammed Dunkirk (and low-key Nolan) like it was a fucking capeshit movie. You are obviously entitled to your own opinions, that's the beauty of art, but I really don't get the Dunkirk hate. Truly a conundrum.

Please Don't Make A Scene

fire song at the beginning

Connor Duke

why do I have to pay 5 dollars to watch the livestreams on Patreon ?

Michael Winborn

The appreciation part of jayce was great. Man this was/ is one of your best episodes.

Hack_es

No please don’t. New intro it way better

Hack_es

Stay stoic. It will get better.

Hack_es

The part with the old people and sad youth was heavily relatable. Great episode

Hack_es

U dance like gay man for vaccine - go. So good!

Hack_es

I hate the new intro. Be sigma or be nothing.

Louis

You guys never talk about Derek Chauvin or George Floyd anymore and it sucks 😔

Dershstein

Yup

Skazzo

“Aunt Gayguy”

Jack Vandelay

Godfrey fuckin sucks and is cringe. He called Shane Gillis a Klansmen. Who knows what he’d call this show.

Vaughn Collins

There should be a Patreon goal that once it’s hit, we get a live episode from Steven Paddock’s room in Mandalay Bay.

Jon Lemkin

The David Bowie Doc on (HBO) Max is the tits.

comixbrainz zzz

Can every episode end with Devon saying “later faggot”

Jon LaPlant

God I love this podcast. Honestly nothing makes me laugh harder and I get all of the references.

Alexander Liaptchev

We need a whole segment on catfish giggin' lol

Andrew

Search Brain Jail and scroll to bottom of the feed. It’s Ben, Jace, and their friend Kevin. GOLD

Aaron Alexander

“I would do Uvalde every day” hahahaha

Aaron Alexander

Brain Jail vibes here. Amazing episode!! Thanks fags!

Aaron Alexander

Unironically, I know this is a comedy podcast but the stuff Jace/Ben talk about mindfulness and sobriety is helping me a lot. I came for chuckles and I leave with something to chew on and I like that. Thank you ben and gang! Also, side note, you guys are very cynical about movies, fucking christ.

ThexNeo

The Machine budget: 20 Million Box Office: 8.9 Million 🫥

comixbrainz zzz

Can’t believe this Dunkirk slander boys. Sometimes it’s ok to just zone out and watch an base ass Nolan movie.

DHexus23D

Ah yes, another Patreon where anons spam the F word into a comment section. Do you have weird like “naughty word” trauma you’ve been suppressing?

DHexus23D

I am so grateful for Lemon Party

Tru_dee

Nobody asked you; fatgot

Elliot Cruickshank

Oh man, forgot about how he went completely nuts and got caught scamming people.

John O

Thank you for the laughs. Finding it so hard to remain positive lately

itsyaboy

Further evidence that comedians have the worst taste in movies. Funny episode tho.

Hey Fella

listening to the first part of the paytch compared to the last 30 minutes is wild. I appreciate the dichotomy of shit talking celebtard pedos and then transitioning into a pretty chill and honest conversation about mental health.

Boy George Floyd

the american view on england gives me cancer

Seto

I think they're talking about someone else.

Lord Snake

is that who they're referring to around min 35-36?

Airsign

A little too serious here boys. Back to micropenis’ and harassment next week please.

Max

This episode is dedicated to Yusef Roach.

Lord Snake

I listened to the fighter and the kid for 3 years because I thought Bryan Callen was Dov Davidov.

DHexus23D

What’s up with the new intro music..? Bring back the dubstep

DHexus23D

did Nietzsche have to worry about coyotes eating his 3 legged dog while he was wandering around nature though

Tuesday McGavin

fart propulsion is a real thing

Mr. D

If you dig this particular mix of funny/serious PLEASE check out Brain Jail.

Skazzo

new intro goes hard af

Brody Steven’s Rope

I was gonna be like "iS pOsSuM kInGdOm bY the tOaDiEs bAsEd oN..." then Jace confirmed, thanks.

Roman England

Ben is 2 steps removed from becoming a chicken guy

KopperTop

I love these kinds of episodes!

Clint

Bring back the dubstep intro or we fuckin riot

Jack MacLeod

Ive been screaming in my head at work for 7 hours, open up the pod and see ur comment. You saved me today good sir.

tizm

Also why is Devan the only enlightened one lol

Hector

Funniest one in awhile

Hector

I feel like this podcast is making me stupider and smarter at the same time

Canadian pie

Yo what the fuck happened an hour in? …because I love it. Like jace said when you can finally stop long enough to appreciate small moments; idk, it’s incredible and super necessary to the balance of this kind of comedy/thought process! Loved the episode yall.

Brian Gibson

I heard the Hitler/Austria bit riding a train in the Austrian Alps. I almost peed myself, yes. Also.,,you know, the nature here is very beautiful, makes you really think.

georgedagain

The last 20 minutes of this podcast went unironically philosophical gat damn fuck therapy this week

Jason Fontaine

Learned a lot about comedy today. Was googling very fast as you talked.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Any chance you three do a review of “Cocaine Bear 2: From Russia with Tito’s”??

comixbrainz zzz

54:50 I've never heard Devan laugh this hard

Jason Fontaine

I’m such a loser, I just cummed on my girls face and I am now listening to this. I going to kill someone

Burke Rollins

Shut up

Quinn Sengstake

Goats only have one udder, it’s the gayest of the milks.

Stewart

Cum

Trevor

So. Much. Schaubenfreude.

Andrew Amundson

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. I have raped and murdered so many children, including my faggot retard son.

RandomUser

Ben’s cartman voice makes me want to hurt myself

Ned

my roommate and his girl fuck almost every night very loudly, so as payback I blare LemonParty so they have to cum to the sound of Ben's Cartman voice

Kevin

the only positive Brendan Shaub comment i've ever seen was "I saw Brendan live the other weekend, he wasn't as bad as everyone says" ahahah

Superhater

Lotta homeless cats in this ep

Jos

what does the "did you just shimmy away from me" thing mean? thanks!

Tracy Nicole Toye

Do more no country for old men faggots

Joe

Chickenhead intro is 🔥

Cody Moravits

Lighting a smoke right now 🚬

Financial Foundation

This show is perfect to listen to while I stock clothes for trans kids at Target 🎯

Kory

I’ve been edging for the past 16 hours and this notification just ruined my extended climax. I accidentally spilt my sploog all over my framed picture of jayce his senior year :(

Sam

Joey u live by the bushido code ya die by the bushido code

Joe Boomer

Happy Pat Tillman Weekend

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

Someone get me a letter N

Jack Burleson

This is what we wake up for

Gunnar Squires

Yeah I like your outfit

Jack Burleson

Love that fuckin intro

Jack Burleson

Oh God lemon parry patreon I'm boutta busssssssssst

Jordon white

Christopher doner national hero

Lairry goldestein

its a great day to be a lemonhead

BustCohle

Piss break clan.

Half Life 3

Love the new intro boiz

Brian Gibson

First

John


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