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P036: GTA 9/11

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Cullen merrifield

Ben, you're not retarded for thinking Greece was the first democracy, but you are retarded for not knowing Athens was Greece. Much love 🤙

Gilgamesh

Boi das retarrrded

beefsmellington

I slapped my knee and fake laughed in a blackccent at your comment

P3RK M1K3

The Ozzys haven’t had a hit since land down under.

Adam Earls

The sketch was really good. The episode was 7/10

Hack_es

I know you hate us, the fans sometimes, and I don’t blame you, we are collectively pretty retarded it seems like. But please don’t let success and disdain change you. By all means, hate us all you want, just stay grounded.

Dave Granger

Ben, start watching xing xing the monkey. You’ll love it.

DK

+1

James

There is a shocking amount of mentally ill comments here

Dillon Cloonan

Ben is the only person that knows more people who died doing comedy then died in war.

kamala(I don't have to say it right anymore)harris

Go fuck yourself and your steelers boyfriend. What a cunt with your stupid seinfeld username. Hilary thanks you for your vote

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https://sideaction.com/nfl/kenny-pickett-responds-to-steelers-fan-getting-a-back-tattoo-of-his-jersey/

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COMIDA CHINA

DooDang

I thought I was literally Ryan Gosling, but thanks to Lemonparty I found out I am actually retarded. So i am literally Ben.

DooDang

Lol perfect response, Brooks

Jack Vandelay

Anytime someone talks trash about that Uyghur Andrew Schulz, I goon.

Jack Vandelay

You know, if you want to take the show in a different direction you could bring Jeremiah Watkins on, give him and instrument and have him derail the show for seven years straight. Have you considered that?

comixbrainz zzz

Doyle? lmfao life is your karma

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I'm not your daddy, message Timmy D and lift those fat rolls like you know best

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Im not from Milwaukee you incubus

Brooks

also Milwaukee is full of cunts like you, no surprise

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You’re making me want to suck your cock

Brooks

wow 92 followers, you must feel soooo cool. Cringe fanboy

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Aim that Buick at Brooks for us next time 👍

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I gained 92 followers from this. Go kiss your mother and tell me how my ass tastes

Brooks

What a loser

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cope harder, you know they're not your friends right?

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Ur a literal fuckin tard

Spencer Rogers

I almost crashed my car laughing at the Flagrant 2/Yeonmi Park bit 🤣

CARISSA SLATER

The ronly v rrfrrv. V. V r r cct

Lance Jacobson

Gay

Nifears

we got a big tough guy here folks, watch out!

Superhater

Oh, right.

comixbrainz zzz

You can tell by the way Ben says no pun intended, he was testing the waters like a COWARD

Delyn Kirstein

April Olsen? Wish I coulda been there, brother!

Jeff

Ben had to check what the first democracy was, gay and cringe.

Zz Topz

Hey man not cool

Michael Noonan

Literally never heard of the guy in my life I think you need to relax

Salvatore C Gianfortune

So you ride the short bus, the only ones with seat belts.

DesertSolopsism

School (and regular) busses also benefit from being massive. Any collision they'd have with a regular vehicle is gonna decelerate the other vehicle a lot more quickly with a greater force than the bus will.

MediocreDude

I wanna see the Avery boys kiss

Brooks

Retard faggot idiot n-word dumbass fucking cunt “insert Jewish slur” retard

Brooks

Fuck her mom

Brooks

No fag. He’s hilarious. Sounds like you have a sad penis and ur scared she wants his

Brooks

Ben I’m the guy who tagged you on the onion tweet. Can I pls come on the show?

Brooks

Go listen to something else then fag

Brooks

Can you call him a pussy for me? I mean if you’re gonna do it, fucking do it pussy

Brooks

Can just one person follow me on Twitter? Only 1 persons pls. Of more than 1 follows I will delete my tweet account. It’s @broooks_414

Brooks

I pissed myself when Devan related a ricochet suicide bullet to a hot wheel

Brooks

interview with dylan is incredible

BEN AVERY IS BERT KREISCHER

wow the live stream this week is 10/10

BEN AVERY IS BERT KREISCHER

Thank you for saying that about Google search, I’ve been starting to think I’m insane that I cannot find anything on there

Nick

School busses in Florida have seat belts

Joseph Brown

wrong

user profile name

True

Yurr Aphagg

I always had airplane-style seatbelts on my school buses. I don’t relate to your worries and wish for you to never speak on the topic again.

Michael Noonan

Can we get a BTS of the sketch? Definitely need to see Ben and Jace trying so hard not to act weird around a pornstar.

comixbrainz zzz

i clicked to a random part of the video to get it to stop buffering and heard Antony and The Johnsons playing now i'm so curious as to how they got there, I'm sure the lead up will be equally thoughtful and retarded

PokeyHaunties

Re schoolbusses: A legit argument for no seatbelts is that school districts would have to pay more for using the busses if seatbelts were in them. Would force students to have to drive in cars. And the fatality rate for cars is higher than school busses. So there could be more deaths if students had to get to school via personal vehicles, rather than riding bus. Only options are too make manufacturers eat costs (will never happen) or subsidize the increased costs of new school busses with TP money

Ted Danielson

Cringe ep

Vaughn Collins

I am. I am always edging until the last word is spoken.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Who else jerkin it to this right now 😝😝😝🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

Aaron Alexander

Are you a Mattyrat disciple or Mattyrat himself?! If so, you're cringe

Coffee Dawg

My fiancé wants to go to the Matt Rife show next year in Denver. I should put a stop to this right?

Salvatore C Gianfortune

No offense but like when you said that like Devan supported decepticons that was like cringe

Coffee Dawg

Hitler needs me?!

Chris coronado

Devan sounds different

f0rs4kin

You can tell by the amount of times he says it that being called cringe doesn’t get to Ben at all!

Jackdacandlestick

My girlfriend broke up with me and it was 100% my fault let’s go

Jackson

Me and my 1 yr old daughter are 2 of the 9, can i get a shirt in 2t size?

Penelope Thiele

Can’t imagine what a Lemonparty developed video game lobby would sound like…

comixbrainz zzz

You're like, cringe

Jason Fontaine

I need a count of how many episodes Ben has mentioned something regarding monkeys

Jason Fontaine

Ben thinks if he eats enough bird seed he can fly away from his problems

beefsquatch

This new intro music is cringe.

DHexus23D

Don't be afraid to be tender.

Abdallah Hiffiz

I love the way Ben and Jave Avery cross their legs. Very sophisticated yet masculine.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Visit Pakistan to EDGE

Abdallah Hiffiz

Ben is getting fat and Devan is rapidly becoming the most handsome person on this show. Please stop your lifestyle before it is too late Ben.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Jace, please be gentle with me 🥺

Abdallah Hiffiz

The patch of chest hair and shirtlessness on HWP was much appreciated Devan. Thanks.

Abdallah Hiffiz

There was an episode where he compared his ass with his producer's ass. Was a beautiful moment.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Always been fascinated by men masturbating communally to the heterosexual stories and fantasies of their male friends. Very homoerotic yet masculine.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Flagrant2 sucks ass. Also Schultz told Rogan he didn’t believe North Korean lady’s story then had her on his show.

autismo

Visit Pakistan soon please.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Don't tempt me. It is not becoming. Please Devan.

Abdallah Hiffiz

I'm sorry. I just have a very strong reaction to Jace.

Abdallah Hiffiz

The aboriginal chant in the middle of "You Are My Sister" was beautiful and fit perfectly. Your laughter shows your ignorance.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Ben look at my DM on instagram you dick

Will Wardlaw

These bits and riffs are getting tired. Oh hitler was a good guy and what if a nazi was actually a jew? Such fresh material boys, stephen paddock you've never talked about him before.

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9/11 was a national tragedy

beefsquatch

Rogan fell for tits and had her on months ago, blame him

Paul Fickes

In the balls

Paul Fickes

The Flagrant 2 commentary is what I live for.

Jon G

The point was that the search results are dramatically cleansed compared to how it was years ago. A lot of what you could find of witnesses stories and videos taken at the event that didn’t align with the official stories are all gone. I’ve had similar experience with other ‘conspiracy’ type stuff

John Albatross

I knew a kid in highschool who ate morning glory seeds and shot himself in the head with a shotgun but with birdshot. He lost the lower part of his face and survived, he has a wife and kids now

Superhater

Damn I hate being this guy, but for fucks sake quit saying there aren't any search results for "Mandalay Bay Shooting" take 5 seconds and see what happens.

Yurr Aphagg

This title has me hyped

Geoff

Lemonparty makes my life a little less gay

Ned

This show kicks dick

Calen Lucas

Goon time yall

Hector

hey everyone get in here and look at this shit jace took

Travis

Devan supports trans kids!

Yurr Aphagg

Yea, it’s pretty abysmal what Ben has become honestly.

Corey Reynolds

Just watched true detective and now appreciate the tiers. Great show

Cole

Happy Pride to all my morally corrupt sexual deviants!! 🏳️‍🌈👬💅

George Chauvin

Best Pod out there. Hands down .

Paul DuBord

I hope this is another retarded therapy session

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

This was 3 min late. Jesus Christ Ben get it together

Financial Foundation

Penile

Lairry goldestein

Love me them Jace anklez

Hank Chill

Thanks Ben

Bobby Alanis

Gay Sex

sir peepus

First

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