P037: Ted's Dead
Added 2023-06-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTCComments
Hahaha PFP is golden
E-money3512
2024-07-25 22:26:22 +0000 UTCWe Wuz The Millers
Logan V
2024-05-06 03:29:06 +0000 UTCmany such cases
Owen Wahlstrom
2024-04-16 19:55:13 +0000 UTCdeleted my comment out of fear!
reTurdBurger
2024-03-02 09:37:28 +0000 UTCDevan is so freaking funny
adam gardener
2024-02-14 19:09:14 +0000 UTCI think this is the episode that finally got me into McCarthy (I’ve listened to your archives backwards since joining the Patreon). Not bad at all! I’ve been in a bit of a literary drought the past year, and while I usually steer away from westerns, (it’s where I’m from so it usually makes everything automatically gay) you’ve actually kindled my interest in the genre. Thanks, dudes! VERY GOOD.
Steven Blea
2023-12-12 01:32:24 +0000 UTCLooking forward to when this goes exclusively to bitchute
Joseph Mead
2023-10-31 18:08:35 +0000 UTCThis was such a great episode but gosh Ben if you have the hiccups don’t do it directly into the mic. U guys are the best. -My. D Ew -
Ned
2023-10-17 00:40:26 +0000 UTCsuck my ass
Anne-Franks and Frisbeans
2023-06-30 01:50:58 +0000 UTCI want a refund for this month, cringe production.
Ewokuno
2023-06-24 02:05:25 +0000 UTCMondrian it was called off the top of my head
manipulatemansplainmanifest
2023-06-21 20:33:47 +0000 UTCThis was the most racist shit I’ve ever heard. I met an Armenian girl in some rooftop bar with a pool in la and then she took me to a strip club and we chucked one dollar bills at the whores there. She had fake tits and was racist against black people. In my book they’re a noble and good people.
manipulatemansplainmanifest
2023-06-21 20:27:18 +0000 UTCHave you guys heard about this Snapchatter/YouTube/influencer girl that has created an AI version of herself that she allows people to talk to for $1 a minute and she claims it’s to “help combat the loneliness crisis on earth” and she claims that it’s saving all these lonely guys. She is literally scamming the fuck out of all these pathetic losers online. Her name is cutie caryn it would be epic to hear you guys see her videos and go off. It’s so pathetic I think it is literally better than yankee in the south
Connor Duke
2023-06-21 06:50:27 +0000 UTCdo Persians next
Shahrzad Kosari
2023-06-20 00:59:03 +0000 UTCThat’s facts
MentholMountains
2023-06-19 12:28:04 +0000 UTCben you suck
Jaylen irving
2023-06-18 22:24:36 +0000 UTCIn 70s musical them: snacky snack are you gay? REEEEETAAARRDDDEEED
Kyle Lees
2023-06-18 08:21:13 +0000 UTCWatch cowphobia8623 on YouTube
DK
2023-06-18 02:50:40 +0000 UTCChinese people are good at math but will shit in the hallway of a mall
choochang
2023-06-18 01:41:02 +0000 UTCoh did ben drink so much coke zero he can't breathe again like every time
Tuesday McGavin
2023-06-18 01:25:33 +0000 UTCYou can get rss link and download on a podcast app
Omar El-Kadri
2023-06-18 00:48:17 +0000 UTCJace said being retarded is like having a fast pass to a Texas execution 😂😂
Will
2023-06-17 23:19:19 +0000 UTC5$ for an hour of gasping hiccups, hold your breath retard
Bart Chrysler
2023-06-17 22:53:59 +0000 UTCThanks, man. For what it’s worth I’ve never gone to the theater for a Marvel movie without being incredibly high and having tiny bottles of liquor in my pockets.
Evan Scabetta
2023-06-17 20:32:07 +0000 UTCdo the hiccips stop at one ponyg
BEN AVERY IS BERT KREISCHER
2023-06-17 19:36:53 +0000 UTCFag
HONKE
2023-06-17 18:35:50 +0000 UTCIt doesn’t sound insane, half the population is retarded
Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson
2023-06-17 16:49:54 +0000 UTCyou might give these brilliant ideas away for free
tizm
2023-06-17 16:08:51 +0000 UTCCan we please get a download option. It sucks listening on patreon I have to constantly restart and find my place again.
Justin Lloyd
2023-06-17 14:05:52 +0000 UTCComing back drunk for a bar to this feels like the beginning to something horrible
Jackson Murphy
2023-06-17 08:43:35 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, when I hear Ben’s hiccups I turn into rage and I wanna kill humans.
DooDang
2023-06-17 02:25:57 +0000 UTCLove the audio effect when the computer was fucking up. It made me feel like we were all inside the matrix and everything just made sense.
DooDang
2023-06-17 02:24:37 +0000 UTCI know this sounds insane but I like Marvel movies and Tarantino and Scorsese movies. Was getting pissed until Devan gave Shanghai Noon it’s proper respect.
Evan Scabetta
2023-06-16 23:39:51 +0000 UTCThe Asian eyes blossoming the spring bit, made me shoot my coke zero out my nose
mortsafe
2023-06-16 23:20:25 +0000 UTC>hey this company keeps producing shit that fails unexpectedly and pre-emptively >"DO i need to buy a new unit from them even tho this has been """"repaired"""" and is still fucking up Ben, stop going full retard and just use that souped Meta PC to do your editing. Seriously, this isn't some X vs Y fanboy shit, but apple really is god awfull and the less people use them, the better.
Ambientus
2023-06-16 23:03:33 +0000 UTCAnother hiccup episode. I can’t keep driving my car into traffic Ben.
Jewish_Kanye_West
2023-06-16 22:52:06 +0000 UTCHiccups again? U know what constant hiccups means don’t u?
Paul DuBord
2023-06-16 21:50:38 +0000 UTCBen, grab your throat at both sides on the front and squeeze while not breathing
Slate Horner
2023-06-16 21:29:40 +0000 UTCBens hiccups 😂
Jos
2023-06-16 20:11:08 +0000 UTCBen’s so retarded that just thinking about a big meal gave him hiccups
conor fennell
2023-06-16 20:08:54 +0000 UTCMatt Damon looked just like Phillip sea-more hoffman in air
Jade
2023-06-16 19:40:24 +0000 UTCpass the ball
Molly Fedje
2023-06-16 19:00:55 +0000 UTCDevan, you should haved rubbed Ben's back gently while his head is over your shoulder. When he starts to burp and gets self-conscious, whisper in his ear, "It's okay baby. Let it all out." Keep doing this until he stops hiccups. It's very possible that he may develop an erection from this intimate contact but tell him that you don't mind. Tell him "Just let it happen". Jace should be there to witness and give brotherly support.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-06-16 17:51:02 +0000 UTCEggsacuted?
Paul Fickes
2023-06-16 17:41:28 +0000 UTCBen is the worst
Chandler Forsyth
2023-06-16 16:30:11 +0000 UTCGay
Trevor
2023-06-16 16:28:57 +0000 UTCI saw this on Shark Tank the guy was a doctor. Tell us if it works I don’t want to risk $13.42. As Seen On Shark Tank - Malibu Blue - HiccAway The Original Remedy Proven to Stop Hiccups Fast! https://a.co/d/bLdAMOB
Chad
2023-06-16 16:13:08 +0000 UTCYayyyyyyyyy! 🥹🥹🥹
Alex Garcia
2023-06-16 16:05:57 +0000 UTCBen! As a bird fanatic you gotta go to the national aviary in Pittsburgh. I live here and have gone a few times, you would love it.
Tom Tinetti
2023-06-16 15:41:31 +0000 UTCStop using Mac books retard
Jeffrey
2023-06-16 15:41:05 +0000 UTCTed K was a weak minded fag that couldn't handle some faggy psychiatrist.
Jo Bones
2023-06-16 15:17:32 +0000 UTC“He smokes too much top shelf his brain is like mid” made me get a hernia from laughing
Ned
2023-06-16 15:11:34 +0000 UTCBen dying of hiccups is such an author way to go. Also, I'm glad I'm not the only person who doesn't get the Jonathan Winters is a genius thing.
Johnny Malloy
2023-06-16 14:58:37 +0000 UTCThey played bagpipe Amazing Grace in its entirety from Ambrosia Salad.
Johnny Malloy
2023-06-16 14:54:47 +0000 UTCListen Ben, I drive to work around 8am every Friday. That means I don’t get to listen to the Patreon during my morning commute, and I have to wait the entire work day to listen to it, and I have to listen to last weeks during my commute instead. So what I need YOU to do Benjamin is start posting these an hour earlier. Thanks.
Nick
2023-06-16 14:46:07 +0000 UTCa weed delivery van transformer voiced by Pete Davidson
Superhater
2023-06-16 14:08:30 +0000 UTCI fck up and hit the like button before play every single time...
Bobby J
2023-06-16 13:57:27 +0000 UTCWe got it sir
Liam Mahoney
2023-06-16 13:49:22 +0000 UTCno wonder people don’t say ching chong bing bong to me on vacation, my eyes have blossomed😂
Robert
2023-06-16 13:32:49 +0000 UTCWas taking a shit and Devin just came in and stole it right out the bowl. He's a turd burglar
Financial Foundation
2023-06-16 13:32:41 +0000 UTCMy girlfriend sent me an Instagram reel of Matt Rife doing crowd work. Please send help.
comixbrainz zzz
2023-06-16 13:26:23 +0000 UTCCan we please have a 1 minute silence on the next Patreon for Ted? Let’s pay our respects
Pranaoow
2023-06-16 13:21:15 +0000 UTCAnother week of the best grassroots podcasters.
l l
2023-06-16 13:13:45 +0000 UTCRFK Jr. Cited will and dawn on the newest rogan
James Eldridge
2023-06-16 13:08:39 +0000 UTCI have chafed nipples and my balls stink.
George Chauvin
2023-06-16 13:07:19 +0000 UTCI will summon Jace upon me
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-06-16 13:05:07 +0000 UTCLet’s roll
Logan Brown
2023-06-16 13:04:46 +0000 UTCfuck actually working, time to get lost in the sauce of a lemon party ep
Tim Dillons’ Taint
2023-06-16 13:04:40 +0000 UTCCringe^^
Anne-Franks and Frisbeans
2023-06-16 13:04:28 +0000 UTCBabe wake up, new Lemon party ep just posted
Jordon white
2023-06-16 13:04:04 +0000 UTCCome to Pakistan
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-06-16 13:03:32 +0000 UTCDon't be afraid please.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-06-16 13:03:15 +0000 UTC