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P037: Ted's Dead

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Hahaha PFP is golden

E-money3512

We Wuz The Millers

Logan V

many such cases

Owen Wahlstrom

deleted my comment out of fear!

reTurdBurger

Devan is so freaking funny

adam gardener

I think this is the episode that finally got me into McCarthy (I’ve listened to your archives backwards since joining the Patreon). Not bad at all! I’ve been in a bit of a literary drought the past year, and while I usually steer away from westerns, (it’s where I’m from so it usually makes everything automatically gay) you’ve actually kindled my interest in the genre. Thanks, dudes! VERY GOOD.

Steven Blea

Looking forward to when this goes exclusively to bitchute

Joseph Mead

This was such a great episode but gosh Ben if you have the hiccups don’t do it directly into the mic. U guys are the best. -My. D Ew -

Ned

suck my ass

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

I want a refund for this month, cringe production.

Ewokuno

Mondrian it was called off the top of my head

manipulatemansplainmanifest

This was the most racist shit I’ve ever heard. I met an Armenian girl in some rooftop bar with a pool in la and then she took me to a strip club and we chucked one dollar bills at the whores there. She had fake tits and was racist against black people. In my book they’re a noble and good people.

manipulatemansplainmanifest

Have you guys heard about this Snapchatter/YouTube/influencer girl that has created an AI version of herself that she allows people to talk to for $1 a minute and she claims it’s to “help combat the loneliness crisis on earth” and she claims that it’s saving all these lonely guys. She is literally scamming the fuck out of all these pathetic losers online. Her name is cutie caryn it would be epic to hear you guys see her videos and go off. It’s so pathetic I think it is literally better than yankee in the south

Connor Duke

do Persians next

Shahrzad Kosari

That’s facts

MentholMountains

ben you suck

Jaylen irving

In 70s musical them: snacky snack are you gay? REEEEETAAARRDDDEEED

Kyle Lees

Watch cowphobia8623 on YouTube

DK

Chinese people are good at math but will shit in the hallway of a mall

choochang

oh did ben drink so much coke zero he can't breathe again like every time

Tuesday McGavin

You can get rss link and download on a podcast app

Omar El-Kadri

Jace said being retarded is like having a fast pass to a Texas execution 😂😂

Will

5$ for an hour of gasping hiccups, hold your breath retard

Bart Chrysler

Thanks, man. For what it’s worth I’ve never gone to the theater for a Marvel movie without being incredibly high and having tiny bottles of liquor in my pockets.

Evan Scabetta

do the hiccips stop at one ponyg

BEN AVERY IS BERT KREISCHER

Fag

HONKE

It doesn’t sound insane, half the population is retarded

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

you might give these brilliant ideas away for free

tizm

Can we please get a download option. It sucks listening on patreon I have to constantly restart and find my place again.

Justin Lloyd

Coming back drunk for a bar to this feels like the beginning to something horrible

Jackson Murphy

Not gonna lie, when I hear Ben’s hiccups I turn into rage and I wanna kill humans.

DooDang

Love the audio effect when the computer was fucking up. It made me feel like we were all inside the matrix and everything just made sense.

DooDang

I know this sounds insane but I like Marvel movies and Tarantino and Scorsese movies. Was getting pissed until Devan gave Shanghai Noon it’s proper respect.

Evan Scabetta

The Asian eyes blossoming the spring bit, made me shoot my coke zero out my nose

mortsafe

>hey this company keeps producing shit that fails unexpectedly and pre-emptively >"DO i need to buy a new unit from them even tho this has been """"repaired"""" and is still fucking up Ben, stop going full retard and just use that souped Meta PC to do your editing. Seriously, this isn't some X vs Y fanboy shit, but apple really is god awfull and the less people use them, the better.

Ambientus

Another hiccup episode. I can’t keep driving my car into traffic Ben.

Jewish_Kanye_West

Hiccups again? U know what constant hiccups means don’t u?

Paul DuBord

Ben, grab your throat at both sides on the front and squeeze while not breathing

Slate Horner

Bens hiccups 😂

Jos

Ben’s so retarded that just thinking about a big meal gave him hiccups

conor fennell

Matt Damon looked just like Phillip sea-more hoffman in air

Jade

pass the ball

Molly Fedje

Devan, you should haved rubbed Ben's back gently while his head is over your shoulder. When he starts to burp and gets self-conscious, whisper in his ear, "It's okay baby. Let it all out." Keep doing this until he stops hiccups. It's very possible that he may develop an erection from this intimate contact but tell him that you don't mind. Tell him "Just let it happen". Jace should be there to witness and give brotherly support.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Eggsacuted?

Paul Fickes

Ben is the worst

Chandler Forsyth

Gay

Trevor

I saw this on Shark Tank the guy was a doctor. Tell us if it works I don’t want to risk $13.42. As Seen On Shark Tank - Malibu Blue - HiccAway The Original Remedy Proven to Stop Hiccups Fast! https://a.co/d/bLdAMOB

Chad

Yayyyyyyyyy! 🥹🥹🥹

Alex Garcia

Ben! As a bird fanatic you gotta go to the national aviary in Pittsburgh. I live here and have gone a few times, you would love it.

Tom Tinetti

Stop using Mac books retard

Jeffrey

Ted K was a weak minded fag that couldn't handle some faggy psychiatrist.

Jo Bones

“He smokes too much top shelf his brain is like mid” made me get a hernia from laughing

Ned

Ben dying of hiccups is such an author way to go. Also, I'm glad I'm not the only person who doesn't get the Jonathan Winters is a genius thing.

Johnny Malloy

They played bagpipe Amazing Grace in its entirety from Ambrosia Salad.

Johnny Malloy

Listen Ben, I drive to work around 8am every Friday. That means I don’t get to listen to the Patreon during my morning commute, and I have to wait the entire work day to listen to it, and I have to listen to last weeks during my commute instead. So what I need YOU to do Benjamin is start posting these an hour earlier. Thanks.

Nick

a weed delivery van transformer voiced by Pete Davidson

Superhater

I fck up and hit the like button before play every single time...

Bobby J

We got it sir

Liam Mahoney

no wonder people don’t say ching chong bing bong to me on vacation, my eyes have blossomed😂

Robert

Was taking a shit and Devin just came in and stole it right out the bowl. He's a turd burglar

Financial Foundation

My girlfriend sent me an Instagram reel of Matt Rife doing crowd work. Please send help.

comixbrainz zzz

Can we please have a 1 minute silence on the next Patreon for Ted? Let’s pay our respects

Pranaoow

Another week of the best grassroots podcasters.

l l

RFK Jr. Cited will and dawn on the newest rogan

James Eldridge

I have chafed nipples and my balls stink.

George Chauvin

I will summon Jace upon me

Abdallah Hiffiz

Let’s roll

Logan Brown

fuck actually working, time to get lost in the sauce of a lemon party ep

Tim Dillons’ Taint

Cringe^^

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

Babe wake up, new Lemon party ep just posted

Jordon white

Come to Pakistan

Abdallah Hiffiz

Don't be afraid please.

Abdallah Hiffiz


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