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P038: In Warm Cum

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You think Hitler shaves his pubes to match his moustache ?

adam gardener

Devan is so fucking funny

adam gardener

And they should say Nigger

adam gardener

It's a cartoon

adam gardener

"Murder the guy behind me"

Dillon Sanders

LOL “he heals people but he can’t heal himself”

Space Tiger Steven

A mention of reclusive writers with no mention of Pynchon is a crime

Ryan Blankenship

Ben is my Will and Dawn. Hearing him talking about shitting makes me wish terrible things happen to him and everyone who cares about him

Chandler Forsyth

Patreon goal idea: reach it and give each other foot jobs on a live stream

BRIAN CROCKETT

Joyce rules

Dana Reinhart

Brah. Where’s dah livestream for the retired bois

Yanni’spumpkinpeter

No, old one is not as good as the new one

Hack_es

İnşallah bro

NotAfraidToPoop

Ben, I sent you a photo my buddy took in Abilene, Texas to your Instagram

NotAfraidToPoop

"I closed my eyes and saw the king in yellow moving through the forest. The King's children were marked- they became his angels. Yellow King Carcosa."

Abdallah Hiffiz

One of my hobbies is trying to fart without shitting - like trying to fart around the shit, you know?

Robust Duck

I think it gets claimed on YouTube by a music rights organisation

Sponge

Pls pls listen to Jeff

DHexus23D

Look up "Robot Carnival" on the Youtube and watch the chapter called "presence"

Nifears

Thank you so much for your support Jeffery. My body will be a form of new perfection. A beauty that few people can see and even few will understand. It is my becoming the third gender. Reinstate sections 2(f), 3, and 7.

Abdallah Hiffiz

You’re transitioning? I support you. You’re so brave ❤️

David Lucas

Bring back the old intro music or I will drive my car off a cliff

David Lucas

Ben stole my dog

Yanni’spumpkinpeter

Worst comment of all time

Yanni’spumpkinpeter

I love when devan repeats what jace said bc it was so funny <3 true friendship

Eden

When the Edward Norton Hulk movie came out and Hershey’s had the green chocolate syrup I was pooping green for weeks

Tanner Maddox

Lemon party is kinda like a long form retarded version of tosh.0

choochang

Ben, you retard, buy your props on Amazon and return them after filming. You could have had a $100 wheelchair.

Joseph Brown

“In Warm Cum” feels as appropriate as any podcast title to leave a book recommendation. ‘The End of Loneliness’ by Benedict Wells

Patrick Mc Toal

I have not done anything to offend you and yet you pursue me with hatred in your heart. You are darkness and a hole. I write to say my thoughts. If you do not wish to read it, that is your choice but you resort to hurting me instead. You are not welcome.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Hemorrhoids being a dead clit is one of the most insanely funny things I’ve ever heard, I fucking love you guys

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Aaron Carter

Allison Wolfe

FRBR

comixbrainz zzz

Read the Rabbit, Run series a couple years ago. Rabbit is so god damn stupid that I couldn't stop reading them. And maybe I'll clear out some of my Hitler books and see if life gets better. Maybe they're on to something. Worth a shot.

Molly

Tickle Ben in his underwear only..

Abdallah Hiffiz

You all have touched me in ways no man has ever touched me- neither spiritually, intellectually nor sexually. Capitalism and poverty have forced me to grow and transition into something more so there are things I will say that you may not understand. But know that I will always love you- whether you acknowledge me or not, think I am crazy, no matter how many times Jace hurts me when I bare my fleshy underbelly to him and he stings it. I will be the crown-of-thorns starfish voluntarily rolling over for the great triton snail.

Abdallah Hiffiz

This week's Patreon episode was very clever indeed. A bit late but I'm glad you all devoted time to lgbtqia+ content at the end of Pride month. Thank you Devan for shattering hegemonic toxic masculinity despite Ben's opposition by admitting the pleasures you derive from fingering your rear. Jace was on the quiet side but made some great points. The discussion on manhood, as well as Cormac McCarthy, was also very interesting. I always do my best to understand the deeper meanings behind the episodes as I plan to write a proper treatment on the podcast. Hence, where you see "gay jokes", I see young men navigating and reshaping the bounds of heterosexuality. Where you see "racist jokes", I see young Americans engaging with the complexities of race in the 21st century. Where you see "Asian jokes", I see the US coming to terms with a crumbling empire in the face of globalization. I hope one day you can come by to Pakistan. Stay beautiful and I love Jace.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Reclusive writers: do Thomas Pynchon.

Brian Turner

Bens like Jake Gyllenhaal from Knightcrawler but for retarded people.

WalkHaush

This show is the only reason I'm not taking a bath with my toaster lately. You three are the funniest men on planet earth.

Marshall Powers

Ben has a better cartman voice than cartman

doak1

I like to pretend I'm trying to help my husband with his health and really I just make him drink and eat things that make him shit his pants. The best was "Vitamin C to bowel tolerance". But feeding him too much magnesium made him shit his pants at work, so that's my favorite so far.

Molly

I hope we see Blood Meridian come to the big screen. The White Jackson/Black Jackson payoff would be amazing

Cole

Rise by Eddie Vedder is back

Beej

Imagine how bad the submersible smelled before it imploded. Two Pakistani passengers.

RandomUser

THU BYYAY

cheep_hardware

BAY AREA

Mike J

Devan's E-40 impression is underrated, I heard an early E-40 song and thought the boys put out a parody lol

Dan Brekus

Ben made that $86 right back by eating garlic pickles on a live-stream while a man held a funeral service for his sex doll

Mike S

My day started like absolute shit , and I thought it was going to continue - but salvation awaits and my requests to a higher power were answered with just what I needed …. Warm cum 👑

Josh Spruit

Trash Tuesday girls brought up Ray Liotta and he died the next day

Kalín

"im gonna cum my spinal fluid" 🤣🤣🤣

Kalín

No man is a failure who has friends

conor fennell

Like this if you have hemorrhoids

0celot

Listening to this at custody court 👏

Austyn Ramm-Lech

Gay retard

colin ofarrell

Ben I’m begging you to look up Devon’s old videos on vine a fuck ton of gold on their too I knew I knew that voice 😭

Jacob Fain

I'm not yet convinced the gay dude from Twitter isn't the same person as cart narc as his side hustle to blow off some steam.

Joe Boomer

Ben please for the love of god schedule the post for 8am EST not 9am

Nick

im gay

ChrisHimself

Best part of my week!

Brandyn Hawk

Stay hydrated boys.

Half Life 3

Thank god. Now my Friday can finally start. Although I am saddened that it looks like the stomach stapling didn’t stick for Jace, he was lookin good during the live stream Wednesday. I’m sure it was Ben’s doing, what a monster.

Corey Reynolds

RIP Ted, Cormac and Lizzo 🙏 🤲 ☠️

GeorgeWBussy

Praise allah

Andrew Kline

Tard tard

Vidkid

It’s time

iwan Jeffery

Make Jace squirt

Abdallah Hiffiz

Thanks Boys!

Paul DuBord

Thank the gods

Shawn G

Ayyy

Brian Gibson

Hell yeah Ben up early today

Joe Boomer


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