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P041: jace's birthday

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You retarded yourself into your own death!

Brett W

Devan almost had a nigga moment

Omar

It’s gotta be said Devan and jace are wrong about Jung and premonitions and the subconscious but I have a sneaking suspicion I’m being a retarded fag

Smoky Bunyuns

Combing through relics bc no stream this week.

Calen Lucas

Minesweeper Russia LOL

Space Tiger Steven

God I love Devan, so sassy

Space Tiger Steven

Is it bad I assumed Boy George Floyd was black before they say it

Ronnie Coleman’s Spine

30:07 holy fuck Devan this shit killed me LMFAO

Jason Fontaine

Get off his sagging nuts

Paul Fickes

No.

Paul Fickes

I actually feel bad, I love you Jace 😍

Rori McKinnon

Happy birthday Jace you fat worthless sack of shit, where was your photo with Jocko Willink at 4am today? #grindset

Rori McKinnon

Epipen full of ketchup

Lizzy in a Box

More Will and Dawn please

Lizzy in a Box

Oh no doubt, Im sure drunk Ben was better than prime George Carlin

Pookey611

I love hearing Jace say “if youre good at comedy you don’t actually get anywhere” after hearing that Ben previously just did a flip and landed on his ass as one of his bits

Pookey611

These fucking ree-ree’s are killing me.

mitchell reber

About the amount of post-op children, 180 is a huge number when you're talking about children who have been irreversibly sterilized. We allowed kids to sign away a huge part of the human experience, a decision that will likely haunt them.

l o v e l e s s

I was taking a flight this weekend and intentionally waited to listen to the episode because I had a feeling they were going to talk about dying in a plane crash

Sloppenheimer

You do a bit about your wife getting you groceries and you don’t bring up Crowder again? Be better

Sam

I get that...i see Devan as Timone, Ben is Simba, and Jace is Pumbaa but Ben is actually Pumbaa in the head, and Jace is Simba in the head, Jace is king.

Kalín

When you wreck and it's a pretty good one, life slows down to a series of ultra slow motion snap shots. Like Polaroids of what could be the end. You can see a still of your friend riding shotgun making retard face with shards of glass suspended in mid air between you. Crazy.

Bobby J

Neeed

Troy G.

31:59 congrats on your first big box celebrity

applebot

黑鬼

Bart Chrysler

Boy george floyd killed me lmao

David Lucas

The “Boy George Floyd” is one of Ben’s best ones yet

George Floyd Minion

I have literally listened to this episode atleast 10x today

Lart Hefron

Yeah, it's way cooler to pay extra money to listen to them, hang out in the comment section and then still think it's gay to like them. You're so tight, dude 🤙

David Himlie

Yeah, it's way cooler to pay extra money to listen to them, hang out in the comment section and then still think it's gay to like them. You're so tight, dude 🤙

David Himlie

Love when y’all make fun of messicans. Respect homie

Austin Robles

The best part about the Patreon is reading the word salad from CIA psyop victims. I'm sorry your brain is hemorrhaging from syphilis but thanks for keeping it entertaining. Love you matty

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

I have a pet rat, his name is Matt

Jarrett Wood

Jace would be such a perfect person to transform. I can imagine that if the rumors about Ben are true, he has a lot of material to work with to be reconstituted into the new God's image. He is soft and plushy. He would definitely come out well on the other side. The opportunity to give your body to the transition is a privilege.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Have you guys ever thought of getting Jace to the brink of transitioning? He's a perfect candidate for it.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Can you guys have Richie on as a guest? He doesn't have to say much but I want to hear his laughter so gentle and subtle. He's a big feature in the erotic fan fiction.

Abdallah Hiffiz

I ben Devan knows exactly how to stroke Jace's ego.

Abdallah Hiffiz

I will let all of you experience me in unison.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Jace, let me take you to Islamabad and back to Karachi.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Bwaak bwaak chicke chicke chicken head

applebot

And the rest of us; the loyal lemonheads

Coffee Dawg

24:00 bend autistic story of Karl Jung’s students ski trip (reprise)

Jackson

I was literally getting my oil changed in Valvoline listening to the podcast when Ben said “you’re pulling through Valvoline getting your dick sucked.” God damn they looked at me like I was crazy

David Mormino

Wow it’s 2 hours of “penis size relative to nationality” with Jace Avery

Bill Reynolds

It does usually knock a few hundred off the price somehow so I guess it's all part of the game.

Johnny Malloy

Stephen C Meyer made some good points, but how could there be a God if Hans Kim is selling out comedy clubs??

comixbrainz zzz

Happy Birthday Jace, wish I were there brother.

Starryclub

Your axle is fine but your wheel hub could be fucked. I’d say the studs where the loose lug nuts were is your biggest worry, but likely it’s fine.

Andrew LeVan

"Boy George Floyd" christ

Jason Fontaine

Jace is a fag

DK

Ben's so racist his dreams about "black guys" are just Gary Oldman from True Romance

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

You also get a sweet chrome grill out of it

Superhater

I've heard huffing metallics is more potent high than other paints. Hence the gold and silver ballers walking around

Bill S Preston Esquire

I'm going to be honest. I got an erection from the thought of Jace being assertive and throwing his weight around. I love when a large man like Jace can be gentle but isn't afraid to resort to violence. I would have let him ravage me in the car outside the tire shop just to let him feel like the large agression man he can be. Make me your Pakistani whore.

Abdallah Hiffiz

"I don't know who I'm going to talk to now at school, But I know I'm laughing on the car ride home with you, Don't know how long it'll take til I'm gonna be okay, But I had the best day with you today.. Jace"

Abdallah Hiffiz

Jace is the Kool-Aid man, Devan is Crazy Craving, and Ben is Mister Softee. I can’t explain it, it just is.

comixbrainz zzz

The Three Musketards

conor fennell

The perfect pod dynamic- 1. The guy with weird topics and funny ideas: Ben 2. The guy with consistent home run jokes: Jace 3. The guy that hits each joke with a few quick tags: Devan Good stuff, boys 👍

David Himlie

Hbd top tier boys.

Delyn Kirstein

Costa: I've never really been in a car crash. Proceeds to tell us about three crashes he's been in. LOL

Joseph L Hess

Holy shit this is a barn burner

Superhater

Happy birthday to mr.fat retard himself🎉

doak1

Nothing makes me happier than listening to this intro and taking a morning shit. Godspeed, retards.

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

Jace’s voice is literally Bryan from Family guy 🏡

Juan Pedroza

Jace making fun of fat people is so cute ☺️

the 🐀s gimp

These keep getting shorter, Ben. What happened to an hour and a half? Do a two hour episode. You won’t. Do it. Scared?? Do it. Do it. Do it.

Nick

i always picture devon & jace rapping this theme song

Kalín

Happy birthday Jace!!

Joseph Capo

HAHA

Asher B

plot twist: Jace and Sam Tallent are really just Will and Dawn in drag

Robert

Do gay guys prefer big dicks or small dicks?

Future rape target

Jace celebrating life feels so wrong

conor fennell

Commute is blessed

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

i do the ill kill myself routine at every car mechanic in town glad im not alone

Boy George Floyd

good morning ladies

Raf

Jace it’s great it’s your birthday and all, but I still need you to come back to Bucees to pay for those 4 tall boy Budweisers you stole

Spencer

Good morning retards 💚

Gilbert Gape

Oh thanks God; I have a five hour drive ahead of me and I need to listen to this five times. You sweet boys

De Vito Is Pure

Happy birthday to ole Jace "Strangle Hands" Avery.

Half Life 3

lemon party friday oooowoooo🍋🎉

Robert


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