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P045: Way Of The Gun Girl


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Yall want to get on Portnoy about him fucking a woman on a leash and choking her but that's exactly what I, a gay retard myself, want a man to do to me. Not to defend him but that's not really the dunk you think it is.

Gavin David Klug

All three of ya are cucks.

Space Tiger Steven

I’d fight Red republicans tooth and nail on that Jen Paski or whatever her name is, I know what you are saying Jace, and you are right, and anyone that disagrees is fat

Davy Jones Locker

The barstool rant was so spot on!

Randy

How do I put my handle in the credits?

P. Grande

Spittin fire

Will Wickham

Just so everyone’s aware, this guy killed himself. R.I.P.

Wolfhammer

They said like 3 different times that they didn’t mean it, listed the people there they respected, etc.

Wolfhammer

idk when they backpedaled lol, they joked about it but never actually did

Dan Brekus

you all neeeed to watch season 2 of 90 day fiancé UK edition i mean its so crazy.. these people...

Its Tricky

Wikipedia also says COVID vaccines are safe and that Michelle Obama’s a woman 🤷🏻‍♂️

Gromit ®

Wikipedia says he’s 5’4”

Tony

“He’s such a good guy, he eats pizza, who gives a fuck? I hope he dies and burns in hell.” Quote made my day. Holy shit it’s nice to listen to a podcast that isn’t absolutely cucked to Portnoy for once. He’s literally half a degree away from that short retard who got his ass kicked in some bagel shop that went viral a few years ago (you know the guy) if he knew marketing and gambling.

Tony

Gonna wait for the Napoleon movie deepfake cut with Portnoy as lead. 🍿

comixbrainz zzz

god Portnoy is such a fag thank you for articulating it

hum

All the gun girl/boebert shit was great , then that scorched earth ending. Listen to the minority of you; that are dick-riding for Barstool and Dave retardvoy, go fuck yourselves. Lemony party=The Big 3 Jace is Bron ( Jace is the funniest to me), Devon is D Wade , and Ben is Bosh.

Jake Novak

Portnoy is dumb and cringe

Coffee Dawg

Getting hair plugs from his ass 🤣

CARISSA SLATER

Cringe how you made fun if barstool until Ben said Portnoy should burn in hell, then cringe again how you guys backpedaled, 6/10

Wolfhammer

It would be funny if Portnoy fucked Ben’s wife

RandomUser

u should threaten Jace physically so he'll have to hippo stomp you in self defense

PokeyHaunties

Cope harder

Elliot Cruickshank

Ben has a special hatred for the short kings. Pretty sure Portnoy is 5’10” which is very average.

Gromit ®

Derivative Devan agreeing with the Portnoy hate is a steaming pile of irony

peepeepoopooman

Ignore this loser, Jace. He's clearly insane.

Ghost1214

Spit out my coffee at jace’s “I’m being sucked off by a child under my desk” news voice

Caddy vibes

Barstool is fun and you’re gay if you think the only fun you can have is watching Louis ck and the godfather

Jack

You know jace is dull when he equates firearms and racism, truly spoken like a 19 year old white girl

Superhater

shut up

Christopher Coté

Didn’t read past the first sentence. This is a lot of words. Real sad. CRINGE

Boy George Floyd

Ben’s rant was beautiful. He said everything I have always thought about Dave Portnoy and barstool

Boy George Floyd

Heard it too. Almost came

Boy George Floyd

Heard it too. Almost came

Boy George Floyd

Dave portnoy is a fag. He's a jew from Boston who pretends to know about pizza. He should do matza reviews

Commander Jimmy Darts

👌

Future rape target

The public needs this wisdom in times as dark as these

Jesus Christ

This should've been the public

Jesus Christ

I can literally hear the N word about to roll off of Jaces tongue at 8:20

Joe Carpenter

ever since devan acknowledged mattyrat the fans are in an competition to be the biggest unhinged weirdo possible.

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

I would take this comment to your therapist.... I think your hurting.... *Jaces southern voice "Praying for you brother" *Devon Southern voice "AMEN BROTHER"

Lance M

oh also, gun girl met her husband when she was sent to a gay rehabilitation camp. look up his pictures.

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

gun girl is such a tard, she gets owned in her videos AND THEN POSTS THE VIDEO TO HER OWN ACCOUNT. love it

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

Most retarded post I've read all day. Congrats

Andrew Mastrantoni

jace funny

Nelson Hayes

Jace has that trauma response where a victim can’t just let a moment of silence pass. He literally has to fill every second of silence with words even if the moment clearly does not need words. Devon or Ben will say something and then instead of riffing Jace just tramples it with nonsense, usually an extremely derivative comment that uses the exact same structure as the comment before with just a few words changed e.g. when Devon said that the shop owner goes to crate and barrel on benzodiazepines Jace immediately comes stomping through the bushes like a hippo on crack and blurts out the exact same thing except he uses pier 1 as the store. Chill out brother, riff and expand on some of the hilarious comments the other guys make. Remember, we aren’t paying 25k a month for your dynamite drop ins, the whole dynamic of the 3 of you is what makes the show work. Go take off your crocs, pick your wedgie out of your crack, throw on some grown up clothes and get back out there buddy. You aren’t a lost cause but we need to nip this obnoxious behavior in the bud lest you think we actually enjoy your psychotic rambling and are not merely tolerating you. You are like watching that retarded guy about to smash the beer bottles together in the pool like stone cold. I’m sitting there like “Jace, don’t do it. Don’t you dare do it…Jacceeee don’t you do it… Goddamit Jace!” We understand you are damaged and hurting but by god man batten down your emotional hatches and try having a cerebral moment for once. Thank you Ps.- Consider a speech therapist Jace. The amount of words that come out of your mouth like you are trying to push them through a sausage maker is crazy. It sounds like you have baleen instead of teeth my man. You don’t have an accent it’s just like certain a words, most of them actually, seem like they are coming out of your mouth sideways. You talk for a living now man, I don’t want to have to bush wack through your garbled interjections just to find the few golden nugs the moneymakers drop. Do it for your “fans” okay brother? Thank you

nicky_ hashtag

POV: Livia Soprano started a podcast

Kazimir Volkov

I love seeing a bunch of man children who are pushing 50, act like they are 18 year old college kids.

beefsquatch

That was the funniest way to end that episode 😂😂😂

Eli Kimmett

“Human pincushion” 9/10 😂

Him

Love Shooters bar and grill. The shrapnel salad is to die for.

Jeff

Mountain Dew is my lifeblood

Ned

Bro Stool

comixbrainz zzz

Bar Stool Sports fucking sucks

Michael Doherty

Glockamolie

Adam Earls

Go fuck your fag spick mother or whatever fucking gay retarded hispanic latinx you think you are. You look like a closeted homosexual

Hector

@hector so what does that make you? a maggot with refined taste for rotting garbage? get the fuck outta here, you cucked incel

Andres Rosero

cuck

Andres Rosero

The Kaitlin Bennet stuff is 1000x funnier if she never shit her pants

David Lucas

If you were thinking about killing yourself you should do it cringe fag

Hector

Devon really saved the Portnoy segment

MediocreDude

🐔 🐔🐔

David Lucas

“#1 salesman at Retard shack” 💀 Jace is a killer.

Jake Novak

Fuck Dave Portnoy lmao

inglorious libtard

“He’s such a good guy he eats pizza! Who gives a fuck !?I hope he dies and burns in hell” Ben is a fucking gangster. You are the only guys left that keep it real , never stop!

Jake Novak

The way i died when i heard ‘peanut butter retard’ and ‘best role’ delivered with zero laugh or break. Omg. You are all getting better at this, unfortunately.

Kyle

God damn Jace mocking Ben’s stuttering 3 mins in deserved more that shit got me

PokeyHaunties

Prove it. Post a tribute video.

Stewart

Holy smokes

Alex Garcia

Even as a fan of some of the shows on Barstool Sports, that roast/rant of a riff was not only hilarious, but truly captured the shit that annoys the hell out of me when it comes to the majority of what they do/produce. Thank you fellas and can't wait for the heat to make you say it and make finding your podcast require a VPN.

tc

Everything is garbage, especially barstool, but the Portnoy rant is how I feel about Ben now. Thanks for the laughs early on, show is annoying/not funny anymore.

Hector

I am the kill dozer

Canadian pie

Portnoy is a smug retard. Good job Ben.

autismo

Now Jace and Devan need to have kids so our kids can watch your kids’ podcast in 20 years.

comixbrainz zzz

Live a few towns up valley from rifle co but work in that town. Not from here and leaving this hell hole soon. Nothing but a bunch of mouth breathing retards out there. Look up the reviews for her restaurant on yelp and her son who got an underage girl pregnant, she announces her pride being a new grandmother. Great bits boys. 🍋🧠

M Craig

I'm shooting my gun right now....

Financial Foundation

Barstool sucks but it pisses off the right woke faggots that like Deadspin so it’s a necessary evil

RandomUser

58:40 I'm so proud you for this. No reason to worry about offending these scumbags. Honestly, fuck every other podcast. In a perfect would you would burn every single bridge in sight. That's the only way to ensure the vampires never make it to the island.

l o v e l e s s

My your first child be an unbelievably racist child

Gunnar Squires

You wanna play a game of basketball sometime? I would be honored

Mike Biz

He also has a very mid taste in pizza when it comes to his reviews, lol. He'll pull up to a very overrated tourist spot and act like it's a 3 star Michelin experience.

Mike Biz

Does Ben have Klinefelter syndrome?

Patrick C

I cant believe I somehow missed all the gun girl stuff as it was happening. How is any if that real?

Ambientus

It is the GAYEST shit ever. TOOLstool sports. Portnoy is annoying as fuck too.

ChopGlockShogun

I can’t stand barstool sports and portnoy. Lemonparty doesn’t miss

Joe

I stumbled onto professional whistling 5 years back Ben, get on my level 😆

Monroe Reinhart

Tell your daughter that if she wants to see daddy on a regular basis, she can subscribe to the patreon.

beefsquatch

Jace is going to lock himself in the bathroom with Ben’s newborn and perform oral sex on it.

RandomUser

jace speaks for many of us

Mr. D

Ben you speak for all of us when talking about dave

Pat

Eeeewww jace loves Jen p

Stewart

Jace we can hear you breathing ……. Cringe 😂 Kool aid jammer

Lart Hefron

Jace is scared of guns

Superhater

Congratulations Ben. I have my first baby due today. Hopefully this episode will be the one that scares her out of the womb.

Stewart

Margaret thatcher dick snatcher

0celot

Good morning lemon heads

Superhater

Her name Margie Trailer Green 👏Say👏Her👏Name👏

Marco A Ballesteros

Hey everyone, happy Friday! Indulge me for a moment will you? Imagine to yourself, just for a moment, the late great George Floyd, only get this, he's a minion!

George Chauvin

Ooh 🙋‍♂️ooh🙋‍♂️ ooh🙋‍♂️ ooh new episode

Poggies

Watching the livestream and switching to this. Living this putrid lemonhead lifestyle.

Viktor Engqvist

🍋

Half Life 3

Thanks Ben, love you so damn much!

the 🐀s gimp


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