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P045: Way Of The Gun Girl

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Hell yea barstool sucks

Andrew Keeley

only thing worth watching at barstool is ANUS. good writing. KB and Nick Turani are hilarious

titMilkMonster

I got way too into this one screaming “FUCK YES BEN!” At the portnoy rant lmao amazing

Matt the Cucked Canuck

gun girl cracks me tf up. she came to my college in Kentucky and the whole time people were like "idgaf" and just walked away

Victor

Latest YT vid was hilarious. First time I’ve almost spat out my drink watching the pod. Jace wanking overhand is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard. Also Ben chucking his iPod nano after church, and the “My mother was right…you’re a goddamn coomer. All you do is COOM!” bit was fucking hilarious, crying. Great stuff. Although I did feel targeted when Jace said about the raising the drink to my friends bc I’ve been doing that a long time and I watch the show on a big widescreen at the end of every Friday lol. Cheers 🥂

manipulatemansplainmanifest

I second this

Chill Cosby

As a loyal patron, I request the baby be named Bosch Avery, regardless of gender.

John Douglass

Portnoy needed to be burned. Well done boys

Ridge

Fair and balanced

Richard Howenstein

💅🏻 👏

Richard Howenstein

I think everyone should own a gun but I also think half of everyone should take their own life with their gun.

E L î

If you wanna join the Union, we're here for you @Jackson Murphy

E L î

10 months ago I had the perfect life. A loving wife, 3 beautiful children, successful career, white pickett fence, yada yada yada. I'm now 40, recently divorced, only supervised visits with my kids on Sundays, and jobless. I'm currently restoring a 77 chevy in my driveway. Numerous confederate flags displayed above my garage fridge where I always keep an ice cold 30 rack of Miller Lite (recently switched over from Bud). My woke neighbors are having a town hall to discuss my constant engine revving, the blaring Creed playlist that I play on a loop, but worst of all they say is the lemonparty podcast I listen to every Tuesday and Friday. This podcast has truly ruined not only my reputation, but every meaningful relationship I had with the people who once loved and respected me. Having said all of this I'm left wondering, do you think that guy really blew Obama?

Kevin D

Colorado is always the best.

Travis T

Has to finally bump it up to the $10 tier, these men are stealing my money

Jackson Murphy

Ben wishing death upon el presidente is the funniest shit ever

Andrew

Omg I used to have one of those sparkly belts lmao edit* AND the retarded fuckin jeans. I worked at a western restaurant called “cousins” .it was part of the uniform

Monster MW

Yer goddam right brother

Geo Zawsum

Shut up!!! Let him whistle!

Geo Zawsum

I love Jace

Dominic Damico

JACE ALMOST SAID THE N WORD AT LIKE 8:20!!!!!!!!

Dominic Damico

I had to pull over cuz a tha wisslin bit. God Damn

Geo Zawsum

I love these lemon boys. God bless

TanWoo

Girl at my college shit herself, that is all

Grizz

The Barstool Beef seems like a fun path for the podcast.

Elias Christensen

The only Portnoy who has ever been worth a shit is Mike Portnoy, former drummer of Dream Theatre.

CCH

No, that was the USSR keeping the dam up. The globalists are running free now, and your subscription to freedom has expired Jacob, you and all your people's.

Danny

Dabber McJuul, Go back to barstool faggot and hope your massa Portnoy gives you enough of his taint juice to nourish you....

Andres Rosero

Yeah, the food looks pretty awful. Not gonna argue that, even though I like the "everybody's got guns" gimmick.

Jacob Davis

I agree with Lauren. It is absurd to put any tragic mass shooting in the same conversation as guns owned by law-abiding citizens for hunting or their personal self-defense. It is the most important right that Americans have and they ought to take full advantage of it, or else we will wind up a totalitarian nightmare like Australia during COVID. This country would have way less violence if people were putting guns in the hands on their kids and teaching them how to use them responsibly. Gun owners are the dam holding back the flood of the NWO globalist Satanist cabal.

Jacob Davis

Go back to barstool faggot

jordan g

This is for sure a Patreon with that opening convo 😆 Godspeed, gentlemen

Monster MW

Only 28 minutes in, so maybe y'all covered it, but before Shooters closed they got in trouble because they catered an event an gave everyone food poisoning, as in people shitting their pants food poisoning.

John O

Devan look like Tracy McGrady

Booker T

Dave Portnoy SECURES THE BAG THO

Ron Nease

Dabber McJuul going to listen to Pardon My Take after this and convince himself it doesn’t completely suck now

TZ

Didnt know I had subscribed to the LA Faggot podcast.

Dabber McJuul

Portnoy rant is instant greatest hits

TZ

Ben, congrats on the baby! Which character from The Matrix will you name her after? Also, do not let her come out on Christmas eve. I am a Christmas eve baby. Everyone for the rest of her life will ask if she gets extra presents, not enough presents, blah blah, etc. It will destroy her soul as it has destroyed mine.

Uncle Ellis

lot of vile and hate this episode boys, proud of yall

toadman

Thanks for opening my eyes to how shitty and gay barstool is

Joe

The barstool riff was top tier

Thomas Hunter

I got too excited and thought this was going to be about podcasters. Do enough people like Barstool for this to cause them any problems? I know that some of the podcast retards go on there but I didn’t know it moved the needle for anyone

Richard Howenstein

Ditch that cuck state cali where they’re taking all your monies and probably breaking your ac on purpose and go to some hole like New Orleans/ Florida as a crew and build dat Patreon money empire kings 💷💷💷 I know yall clowned the town that whore Lauren’s from too but there are some half decent spots by there as well where the dollar would stretch further… nothing like the south/east though. But I genuinely think u three boys would enjoy a road trip around rifle maybe not rifle co itself but near it forsure. Perfect weather on a day like today. Same as cali/florida

👑Cheeboo

yep boy must've had a good session with his therapist, really feels like he's starting to come out of his shell more in all the right ways

toadman

Great ep, viva la stool! My favorite movies are Wolf of Wall Street and Scarface and the highlight of my life was doing coke off a passed out girl’s ass at state.

Nathan Clark

Also thank Christ we replaced all that whistling dandy bullshit with real artistry like Bhad bhabie & young thug. No cap

👑Cheeboo

god bless you guys. shoutout to the el presidente!

rock0

It’s like Ben is only interested in stuff old times racist people liked. But with that being said I’m about to spend the rest of my day watching videos from the 1940s of people whistling.

Ethan Neubauer

thank you for your service

USAnmbr1

God I dream of the day where the lemon party crew is gangbanging Lauren boebert whilst I watch with a gun in my right hand and my cock in my left hand.

👑Cheeboo

I’m an Alum of Ohio University and chasing gun girl off chanting “wheres your diap diap” was a proud moment for us Bobcats

George Floyd Avery

Look, I gotta say it, Jace has been firing on all cylinders recently. The boys got moxy. Lots of great riffs. I really think all that therapy has got homie on the path to becoming the next gringo papi.

George Floyd Avery

Laugh track retard😂 very good

Garrettvapesalot

Just want to say good morning to my beautiful family. Ben make sure this episode is played into the womb

Special Ed class

Ah! Finally my Patreon sub is working. I missed the last two weeks

Rob

Thankyou Ben enjoy your weekend congrats on little baby girl George

jaboonka

Earbuds in…

Mattiefatsax

God Bless you all ❄️🥶❄️

Burnout❄️Bushido


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