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P046: I was at the smokeshop for the 19th time today

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Did Ben day Jew Anon?

Harrison Friedman

You can tell these guys are terrible cooks 😅

adam gardener

This is why Jace refers to it as his “evil seed” because he his force to cuck his brother while throwing bibles at Ben telling him to find out which verse fixes the curse

Sniggering

It’s nothing to do with being a parent. I have no children, and use them on myself because it’s waaaaaaaaay nicer. Also I don’t think that’s your real name

Sniggering

Fuck that cripple

Sniggering

"She has a fucking cane" had me rolling for a solid minute

Jason Fontaine

As a parent, you WILL buy baby wipes. As someone with baby wipes available, you WILL try them on yourself.

August Ingram

Top 3 patreon of all time

Bryan

Hopsin is the gayest rapper of all time.

Alex

Oh my god. Hopsin. The worst but best topic on this podcast so far

ThexNeo

Facts

HONKE

Thanks Ben.

Chandler Hummell

Hopsin is going to write a really mean song about you for this shit

BeatThaCheeks

“It looks like a slow motion whackamole coming out” LOLOL Jace is a national treasure

Aaron Alexander

i have this theory that Ben has never actually had sex because it'd be too gross and Jace had to seed his baby

ChrisHimself

yeah that sounds like the type of pussy the guy with the Rick and Morty pfp would get

Superhater

Please recreate the old brain jail bit where you have wireless mics and headphones and podcast while shitting

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Also get Damianluck925 "Fulcrum" on the pod

Kaleidoscope Chameleon

I can't stop laughing at the Hopsin shit. I remember going through that time, such a riot to look back and laugh on with the lads

Vincent

ive been doing dabs since 2009, now we have e-nails and take low temp dabs its way past the blow torch days. Get a Puffco handheld they make dabbing so easy even retards can do it.

Kaleidoscope Chameleon

The Japanese don’t love melons, just big Ryan Sickler fans.

comixbrainz zzz

If a guy gets titfished, that should count as rape.

Mike S

This episode made me go back and listen to the St. Lunatics.

comixbrainz zzz

When they were talking about that network of tunnels that gay guys would bang each other in I thought of the perfect name. The Underground Rail Road. I can't decide if that's a decent joke or a terrible one.

Johnny Malloy

I bet Ben's asshole smells delicious 😋

Marco A Ballesteros

I'm hungy!!!

Marco A Ballesteros

The butt napkins riff between y’all ducking had me crying laughing while weed whacking at a 74 degree angle

FlavorousMage

Are you a wigger who loves frito pie?

inglorious libtard

Dude butt napkins for little fat retards who want to be badass

inglorious libtard

The man shoots straight

Joe Boomer

Wish I coulda been there brother

Joe Boomer

My fucking God, these catfish stories have me in tears 🤣

J-Mac

I had a tinder date come to my house once, she was absolutely nothing what she looked like and she was fat as fuck. I tried tried very cordial and just talk and see her to be nice, she ran into my bedroom and flopped on my bed (nearly breaking the frame) and threw her pants off and put her holes up in the air which smelled like rotten fish mixed with dirty ass, I didn't know what to do. So I told myself I would just finger her and make her cum and send her on her way. She then proceeded to QUEEF over and over super fucking loud the whole time. Between not trying to laugh and also feel like I was being raped. I made her cum and she tried to go for my dick, at which point I kicked her out of my house and she started crying as I was making her leave and then I slammed the door behind her and flicked my lock super hard so she could hear. I've never been the same since

Haydn Lott

Oh Benny boy your in for a treat. Nurse asked me if I wanted to touch the top of the head as it started to come out of my wife yesterday. It’s all pretty wild. I wept like a woman.

Stewart

Where’s the lemon party merch

Sam Sung

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beefsquatch

Devan’s that friend that sings the lyrics to EVERY song out loud.

Gromit ®

"DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED COLLEGE... GO TO COLLEGE? OKAY." Dam. Hopsin rly maxe u think

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

Showed up to a tinder date and she was 9 months pregnant, told me the due date was later that week.

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

Currently in the ER, got pneunoma visiting family. Ben I want you to know there is someone I'm the er wired up blasting lemonparty in his ear buds. All hail king Avery. May the lemon heal. 🍋

Joe Boomer

jace japanese impression, the greatest

Mr. D

Anyone got a link to the tweet from the covid mask guy?

John Grady Cole

2012-13 listening to Lil B was the best time of my life

Joey chestnut

Monkey pox stopped getting new coverage after it was confirmed it just gay dudes getting it and then once the cases in children and dogs started popping up they wouldn’t cover it anymore, on account of the child and dog rape

Kenny Kratchman

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Superhater

Kyra Sedgewick looks like Dylan Mulvaney, I'm not even joking

CJ

1/2 halfway

HONKE

It’s ok Devan I had a Hopsin/YouTube rapper phase too I wish you guys did a live react to the Asian Massage Parlor song

Ronnie Coleman’s Spine

Random thanks for giving a fuck and not constantly posting 53 minute episodes. - Minion Floyd

Paulie's Walnut

First 💙💚💛🧡❤️

Patrick C

Train by day, beat my dick up by night! All day!

Brandog Dots

AND WHEN THE FUCK IS BEN GONNA TELL US THE FBI STORY

Tiger Bling

And Hopsin is THE SHIT. Covid Mansion was an absolute banger.

Tiger Bling

Ching Chong Popcorn

Adam Earls

What’s the name of that pocket pussy? That was the funniest shit to hear them just play the video and since all I have is audio I just hear the sound of a jacking pocket pussy 😂😂😂

Tiger Bling

The unironic Hopsin appreciation is a great reminder that the hosts of LP are just as gay as the retarded listeners.

Jack Lucci

So he’s right?

Jeff

Jace is going to rape Ben’s child

RandomUser

Ben ripping retarded women is the best.

ChopGlockShogun

I introduced my boss to lemon party and he thinks ima racist pedo

HONKE

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sir peepus

New pod on a Friday , boys putting in work. 🎶And it’s damn shame, when you’re five foot 2, and you’re fat retard sitting in your own goo🎶

Jake Novak

His full name is Devanthony Costa Rica

James Griggs

Funny shit but see you guys paid by the CIA?

Magister Ludus

I replaced seed oils in my diet with Mountain Dew

Ned

I agree, I’m not gonna be sad either

the 🐀s gimp

thank you el presidente !

Boy George Floyd

I'm at Dunkin, who wants some holes?

Half Life 3

I went to Sunday school with Ben back when he was still a short little retard. He would pull his little cock out and approach the handicap kid taunting him while saying “you want some of this, you gay FAGGOT” and then quickly jamming his weird cock back into his khaki sweatpants before the woman cheating on her husband with the priest comes back to teach us how we’re all going to hell to get raped by the devil

Pat

Cheering me up on a weird night. Long time co-worker is leaving, and I'm faced with the reality of losing someone I never really knew... Love you all. Retards.

Skazzo

yessss! so glad I got on the patreon! happy Friday ppl!

X__andy

👎

Geo Zawsum

Man I'm gunna be so sad when jace kills himself, thanks for the episode

Jesus Christ


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