P048: That's Rife
Added 2023-09-01 12:00:05 +0000 UTCComments
I’m shredded and jacked and still want to kill myself but I’m not taking any meds so I just live on a razors edge.
Cullen merrifield
2025-02-09 14:17:22 +0000 UTCGot brain altering disease with no insurance? GOOD.
Dillon Sanders
2024-12-13 20:33:10 +0000 UTCI’m on 3 and I hate everything more and more
Cullen merrifield
2024-10-16 15:29:36 +0000 UTCThe Greek philosophers definitely lifted weights.
GhostofCadia
2024-08-05 22:10:16 +0000 UTCWise words, warrior!
GhostofCadia
2024-08-05 21:47:05 +0000 UTCThis episode is amazing! A couple years ago, I was so depressed that I listened to Jocko & Goggins on repeat every single day. In retrospect, suicide would have been less embarrassing.
GhostofCadia
2024-08-05 21:45:20 +0000 UTC11/10 ep
DooDang
2024-06-01 22:54:12 +0000 UTCWho else is on the 4th+ relisten. This is the LP Magnum Opus IMO.
CrezD
2024-03-24 16:57:36 +0000 UTCThis is one of the best LP episodes
Pat
2024-03-04 20:04:01 +0000 UTCJFC. Drink some cranberry juice and flush out your yeast infection. Twat a whiny cunt.
E. Questrian
2024-03-01 12:01:40 +0000 UTCI don't expect anyone to ever read this and I don't give a shit. This podcast has brought me back from the edge of going fully retarded, and to hear people who feel like I do about things actually say it out loud is so refreshing and validating. Thanks guys.
cgerhard
2024-02-15 04:24:38 +0000 UTCWhere’s your wife at right now?
Brendan Shaub is my favorite comedian
2024-02-07 16:55:31 +0000 UTCThe crab leg hypothetical is so fuckin horrific.
Tim Abdella
2023-12-06 04:58:37 +0000 UTCOh my god the jocko willink impressions 😂😂😂
Davy Jones Locker
2023-11-07 14:32:01 +0000 UTCOverall good episode
Hack_es
2023-09-26 18:00:57 +0000 UTClol amazing
Ben Avery
2023-09-25 14:10:04 +0000 UTCLol you're still paying his salary
The Luuuke
2023-09-25 13:58:52 +0000 UTCtouch grass
Dmitri Margolis
2023-09-22 20:57:41 +0000 UTCThis episode put 2/3 of my personality into a brazen bull and slow cooked it to death. Keep up the good work guys :)
Larry David
2023-09-22 16:21:47 +0000 UTCso true. SSRIs should be an absolute last resort. I got off of that shit by being more physically active and paying attention to my diet, not even in a very restrictive way. I do think there is something to be said about setting goals and working to accomplish them. That creates a natural source dopamine and serotonin.
Dershstein
2023-09-14 23:06:33 +0000 UTCTell us you lick boots without actually saying it 🤣
Alex Mac Donald
2023-09-13 16:31:46 +0000 UTCI hope this is a bit but I think it's genuinely funnier if its not a bit
Clay Ivy
2023-09-13 05:23:31 +0000 UTCBut tell us how you really feel
Ambientus
2023-09-12 19:36:03 +0000 UTCI promise you if you are actually going through something a break up loss of a career loss of a family member or loved one Jocko and his words hit a lot harder. If you make 30 K a month working one hour per week with no strife or stress it probably does seem funny.. I can’t do it with Jace anymore. The man cannot close his mouth for three seconds to let a bit breathe he is so anxious for his next turn to talk you’re not big Jace you’re a fat turd and your antidepressants are not working. Get a c pap, your breathing so hard in the damn mic it is obnoxious af. Crocs are for queers. Shave your head it’s time to give up the ghost chief, your hair ain’t coming back. All your girlfriends have big titties because they have 40 inch waists. You can’t golf. You can’t pronounce half the words you say. Your brother and Devon are doing charity work keeping you on this damn thing. You owe Ben your entire lifestyle.
nicky_ hashtag
2023-09-12 17:04:10 +0000 UTCI have a friend who swears by jockos videos and i had no idea who he was until now. Ive since deleted him as a friend and revoked his klan card.
Boy George Floyd
2023-09-06 13:44:33 +0000 UTCOk so I watched this episode with the jocko "good" thing in it wich was hilarious then the next day I watch the jre with Oliver Anthony cus I like to punish myself and they also pulled up the jocko good video and were like " BRO THIS IS FUCKIN SICK BRO" and I was laughing so fucking hard I almost burst a blood vessel in my eye cus there such retards. You guys fuckin rule. #neverstopsluring
Bo
2023-09-05 23:02:31 +0000 UTCThey were ambushed by 8-12 Afghan fighters, not 200+ like the movie, according to official after action reports. Luttrell's Afghan rescuer found him with all of his mags full. The Ranger Regiment rescue element found a handful of 5.56 ammo casing at the reported battle site, so no huge fire fight took place, where 4 Seals fought 200 Taliban for an extended period of time. This is according to one of the Rangers on the mission, who wrote the book, Leave No Man Behind, which recounts the search and rescue of Luttrell. The book and movie are nothing more than a recruiting advertisement for the Navy, and his story is absolutely a fable.
Tim Kennedy’s Ego
2023-09-05 22:59:31 +0000 UTCGuys over 35 with low testosterone can go to the doctor and get proscribed anabolic steroids or TRT. Its not medically necessary to do so but they do to get more energy and feel younger. No reason a young guy who wants to body build cant do the same thing. He doesn't compete in any lifting/bodybuilding stuff so I don't get why you guys can't just enjoy a big strong retard's content. Also Jace should go get his T levels tested and maybe go on some grade A medical roids. Its healthy and good for you if a doctor proscribes it right?
Kaleidoscope Chameleon
2023-09-05 21:40:26 +0000 UTCDid Jace get raped by a car salesman before recording this?
Rusty Shakleford
2023-09-05 21:17:53 +0000 UTCAhh yes, a 22 year old roided out to the gills and back. It's a lot of hard work and dedication but man..... Having that much test coursing your veins with a variety of steroids gives a lot of motivation and energy.
Andrew Charles
2023-09-05 21:09:39 +0000 UTCIf Luttrells story is false then he was briefed on it by the Navy. Also, i mean at no point in the movie or book did he come off as a hero. He royally had his ass kicked and basically just survived
Bill S Preston Esquire
2023-09-05 19:29:18 +0000 UTCNew pod? You sir have won the internet for the day
Adam Earls
2023-09-05 14:59:53 +0000 UTCBest show ever. Marines and other baby killers would love this ep
Seymour Buetts
2023-09-05 11:15:31 +0000 UTCJace sounds very gay this episode
DK
2023-09-04 21:50:59 +0000 UTCwell said
Superhater
2023-09-04 20:54:56 +0000 UTCGreat ep
Max Larsen
2023-09-04 15:36:51 +0000 UTCBen being a dad at the diner 😂😭😭😭
Lil q anon 🏴☠️🖊️
2023-09-04 13:57:04 +0000 UTCI'm excited for Rife’s OD arc.
Lil q anon 🏴☠️🖊️
2023-09-04 13:12:13 +0000 UTC😔
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-09-04 11:22:15 +0000 UTCBest one so far.👏
Jake Novak
2023-09-04 03:50:29 +0000 UTCTalk all you want, I've almost done enough squats to turn myself straight
Ricky Rich
2023-09-04 00:03:56 +0000 UTCreal. pills are not the way out
Superhater
2023-09-03 23:04:58 +0000 UTCTotal Testosterone Death
Hadjebeats
2023-09-03 18:04:53 +0000 UTCTotally disagree with Jace’s premise that eating healthy, working out and being confident doesn’t help with mental health….everytime you’re about to Jill yourself, you actually should just take an ice bath.
DHexus23D
2023-09-03 15:56:37 +0000 UTCI’m transphobic
beefsquatch
2023-09-03 12:09:23 +0000 UTC"circumstance is not real and people in north korea should simply bootstrap themselves out of their position." -an unwashed retard fuck
Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom
2023-09-03 11:36:02 +0000 UTCThis is a top 5 episodes, so far. Y’all could have ended it at “Bring in the Pussy”, but you gave us more. Respect 🫡 Thank you for your service, men!
comixbrainz zzz
2023-09-03 05:36:01 +0000 UTCWhy did Ben write “The party stops for everyone, eventually.” on Bert’s eulogy post to Jimmy Buffet?
comixbrainz zzz
2023-09-03 05:25:13 +0000 UTCThat old Asian lady ( The VT school shooter’s mom)that might actually be a white guy , holy shit I’m howling.
Jake Novak
2023-09-03 03:51:57 +0000 UTCMatt rife sucks
DK
2023-09-03 02:42:32 +0000 UTCAnd its fucking true. Sure you can mitigate some things and improve your position but only select few out of millions break trough.
Ambientus
2023-09-03 00:44:53 +0000 UTCYo Ben, you hear about that black-naped pheasant pigeon?? 🐦
comixbrainz zzz
2023-09-03 00:44:05 +0000 UTCNo joke when they started playing the jocoff clip i thought it was still jace doing his impression.
Clark Montover
2023-09-03 00:05:52 +0000 UTCIs this the greatest episode yet??? Hahah I’m dying
Thomas
2023-09-02 23:13:24 +0000 UTCGod i love this podcast lol
Johnny O
2023-09-02 22:25:43 +0000 UTCIt’s true unfortunately some people just want to die/suffer and enjoy the pain they feel. Jace wants to feel like he’s being punished by his parents again, it sucked but it was the safest he ever felt, as all children.
Danny
2023-09-02 22:18:44 +0000 UTCGuys a retard as well in his own way
Danny
2023-09-02 22:04:55 +0000 UTCJace @ 1:16:14 : “A lot of your life is outside of your control and it just comes down to fucking luck and that’s it.” It’s pretty cut & clear to anyone with ears.
Gromit ®
2023-09-02 20:50:14 +0000 UTCYou have no idea how happy this makes me
Vaughn Collins
2023-09-02 20:13:18 +0000 UTCSay you're not capable of critical thinking without actually saying it.
Several Boogie
2023-09-02 17:55:17 +0000 UTCThe boys continue to be the most reasonable voices in the room.
Andrew Amundson
2023-09-02 17:16:47 +0000 UTCim glad im not the only one who notices they rip cumtown bits lol
wafflepenis
2023-09-02 14:50:40 +0000 UTCOne of socrates most famous quotes is about how everyone should exercise
Mitchell Lambert
2023-09-02 11:59:06 +0000 UTCBro, do you know how these guys are? They are going to talk nonstop shit about his obvious steroid use. These dudes don’t lift weights they sit behind the computer all day. They are not going to watch a 40 minute video with a 10 minute workout and 30 minutes of talking in a car.
nicky_ hashtag
2023-09-02 09:45:28 +0000 UTCGot out of the marines this year. These three are spot on accurate
Ваня Лавров
2023-09-02 08:32:42 +0000 UTCI was an infantry marine and every single thing you said about the military was 100% accurate. Great episode.
Ваня Лавров
2023-09-02 08:28:46 +0000 UTCbest part about jocko is the other guy on the podcast is fully retarded. one of his clips was about perseverance and pushing though. jocko delivers this intense speech that's supposed to get you hyped up to reach your goals or whatever even if you're struggling. and the other dude is like 'YEAH IT'S LIKE THE TIME I WAS IN THE STORE AND PICKED UP A WHOLE CASE OF BEER BUT THE LINE WAS LONG AND I MEAN MY ARM GOT REALLY TIRED BUT LIKE... I DIDN'T GO GET A SHOPPING CART, I JUST PUSHED THROUGH IT!"
Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom
2023-09-02 07:13:45 +0000 UTCJace is getting that William Montgomery cadence
Cool
2023-09-02 07:10:48 +0000 UTCWatch Sam Sulek on YouTube, that's real motivation.
Kaleidoscope Chameleon
2023-09-02 05:19:43 +0000 UTCBeen dying for y’all to talk about Andy Elliot
Owen McCormick
2023-09-02 04:32:19 +0000 UTCAll wars are shareholder profit wars, the "good" ones are just old enough that the victors have retconned in some sense of honor or dignity, that they were "fighting the good fight".
Patrice O'Neely
2023-09-02 03:24:14 +0000 UTCJaces dream guest is nick Mullen I’m gay autistic and bedridden due to multiple sclerosis so I’ve listened to every cumtown more than once and the amount of times I’ve heard jace channel nick Mullen or just do a classic cumtown bit makes my 2 incher RAGE
Dr sponge
2023-09-02 03:09:02 +0000 UTCRunning a podcast based off an economy of slurs? GOOD. Alcoholic, gay, retarded, autistic ,lemondheaded? GOOD. Wearing lifts in your shoes? GOOD.
Andrew Charles
2023-09-02 02:52:18 +0000 UTCLoved the skit! Except that Joey character, what’s his deal?
Stewart
2023-09-02 02:24:36 +0000 UTCBen is warming us up to the point where he will one day be doing a live Lemonparty podcast and spontaneously break into a word-for-word recreation of Kramer’s last stand-up spot.
Greg G
2023-09-02 02:15:08 +0000 UTCI love Jace in this episode.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-09-02 02:12:43 +0000 UTCGromit understands the situation as much as Devan understands that weird looking Ginger’s song. 🎶
Greg G
2023-09-02 02:12:13 +0000 UTCI don't think it was a defeatist attitude. I think he just meant that improvement isn't just based on grindset and gains- it can also be becoming a better person towards the people around you.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-09-02 02:03:20 +0000 UTCJace has such a defeatist cuck attitude, no wonder he wants to die. Jocko is gay, but if you think your fate is solely based on the family that you’re born into, you’re part of the problem and deserve to stay at the bottom.
Gromit ®
2023-09-02 01:20:56 +0000 UTCWish I coulda been there brother
Will Scanlon
2023-09-02 00:48:31 +0000 UTCWish I could have been there brother
Will Scanlon
2023-09-02 00:42:05 +0000 UTCfag
J. A.
2023-09-02 00:05:26 +0000 UTCAll shareholder profits and Dodge Charger wars, which I already admitted are less cool. The Ukrainians fighting for their homeland are cool af, the Russians and the mercenaries on either side can rot, there’s nothing honorable about their fight. Unfortunately, the Iraqi and afghani fighters are also cool af because they were protecting their land against invasion from people who had no business being there at all, and laid down their lives to beat a soulless Goliath. Shooting targets and hunting is also cool, but putting your life on the line for a genuinely noble cause is one of the coolest things a human can do.
Michael J
2023-09-01 23:52:18 +0000 UTCMost people in America are embarrassing on a level that is catastrophic
Roach Giggins
2023-09-01 23:49:53 +0000 UTCWoah there buckerino! Seems like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed 😳 best to take a chill pill and enjoy the cool vibes of this Labor Day weekend 😎
inglorious libtard
2023-09-01 23:49:20 +0000 UTCShut the fuck up
Roach Giggins
2023-09-01 23:48:04 +0000 UTCDam i love this shit
Will Wickham
2023-09-01 23:47:51 +0000 UTCBen came so close to saying it I almost released. Fuckin slur tease
Bobby J
2023-09-01 23:31:46 +0000 UTCMy tough guy internet dad is Sam Hyde
Kazimir Volkov
2023-09-01 22:55:46 +0000 UTCShooting guns at targets and hunting is cool, thats it. War is not cool and shouldn't be glorified. You sound like a 12 year old faggot. Go backpacking through Iraq and Afghanistan if you think they're "cool places". You think driving in an MRAP, a "cool vehicle" waiting to be hit by an ied and watching your friends die is cool? Go fly to Poland and join the Ukraine foreign legion, if you want to be your definition of cool. This is what you to look forward to. https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/14d4oim/enemy_contact_at_close_range_the_ukrainian_ssos/
Tim Kennedy’s Ego
2023-09-01 22:32:26 +0000 UTCThat car salesman guy was actually done for massive fraud recently. You can look up the court case pretty easily.
Elliot Cruickshank
2023-09-01 21:59:03 +0000 UTCHOOO RAH SOLIDER 🫡🇺🇸
inglorious libtard
2023-09-01 21:28:20 +0000 UTCDude you have no idea like Matt Rife is so sick bro he makes me laugh so hard bro idk why you guys don’t like big boy rife dog he’s so funny also I find jocko so cool and strong and David goggins gets me so amped for my job at enterprise rentacar you wouldn’t understand the grind of this hustler lifestyle so basically I just wanted to say I thought this episode was really crude and kind of missing the whole point of my boys rife jocko and goggins amazing work you guys could never understand because I am going to carry the boats pce out my niagaras 😎
inglorious libtard
2023-09-01 21:24:32 +0000 UTCShut up
Kenny Kratchman
2023-09-01 20:38:50 +0000 UTCI take it back, Jace said something funny, "being masculine is the gayest possible thing." I just don't think he meant it as a joke lmao
MediocreDude
2023-09-01 20:35:31 +0000 UTCAnother day, another ep where Devan is funny and Jace just whines the whole time
MediocreDude
2023-09-01 20:23:14 +0000 UTCLearn how to box and wrestle, if you're actually concerned about self defense.
Tim Kennedy’s Ego
2023-09-01 20:00:31 +0000 UTCThese 3's military knowledge is painful to listen to, but I will always support those who denounce Chris Kyle and Marcus Luttrell, they are pieces of shit who wrote fabricated fables used for propaganda, no one should look up to them. Luttrell was also found with all of his magazines full, according to his Afghan rescuer.
Tim Kennedy’s Ego
2023-09-01 19:46:48 +0000 UTCPS2 sound a nice addition
Thomas Mastroianni
2023-09-01 19:40:10 +0000 UTCarigatou, Chauvin-san
sir peepus
2023-09-01 19:37:52 +0000 UTCDude, some guy was on Rogan talking about how his Niece has a terminal disease, and he pulled up the GOOD video. This is one of the best episodes yet.
Mike Biz
2023-09-01 19:13:46 +0000 UTCGOOD.
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 18:59:34 +0000 UTCS
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 18:55:25 +0000 UTCE
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 18:55:21 +0000 UTCL
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 18:55:15 +0000 UTCP
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 18:55:11 +0000 UTCP
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 18:55:04 +0000 UTCTight Ends is sweet as shit
Tinglewood
2023-09-01 18:53:40 +0000 UTCNick Mullen saying that he thought Matt Rife was insurance for Asians destroyed me
Bradley Mullis
2023-09-01 18:45:59 +0000 UTCIf these guys watched a Mulligan Brothers motivation video on YouTube I think their heads would explode like one of the grenades the Taliban heaved down the mountain after Marcus Luttrell.
Tony
2023-09-01 18:30:44 +0000 UTCi
Jason Fontaine
2023-09-01 18:28:20 +0000 UTCFun fact Matt Rife actually opened for Jason Aldean before the Mandalay Bay shooting
Tony
2023-09-01 18:24:34 +0000 UTCCan’t wait for the Matt Rife x Lemonparty podcast: When Rife gives you lemons
Greg G
2023-09-01 18:12:53 +0000 UTCBest episode yet
Lance
2023-09-01 17:45:33 +0000 UTCGoing to highschool isn’t exactly an accomplishment
Superhater
2023-09-01 17:42:36 +0000 UTCSounds like Jace “Big Chungus” Avery needs to hit the weights.
Joe
2023-09-01 17:32:11 +0000 UTCMy niagra. You just hit the nail on the head my good sir.
Joe
2023-09-01 17:31:16 +0000 UTCJace is obviously a gay pussy, but it’s always been outweighed by the fact that he’s also very funny. I might be turning on Jace after this one. No more soyboy pussy words have ever been spoken than “why does war have to be cool” … bro cool weapons, cool vehicles, cool places, and violence in the name of honor is sweet as shit. Modern war where it’s violence in the name of shareholder profits, free college, and a Dodge Charger is less cool admittedly, but still kinda sick if we’re being real.
Michael J
2023-09-01 17:14:50 +0000 UTCMatt Rife is to comedy what Bert Kreischer is to comedy.
Greg G
2023-09-01 17:10:17 +0000 UTCRife isn't anything special but he's far from as horrible as some people act. It's obvious the only reason he's popular is that he's attractive and charismatic. All these podcasters complaining about him lately just come across as dorks who are mad that their safe space has been infiltrated by a guy who wouldn't have been their friend in high school and he's more successful at it
Justin Walker
2023-09-01 16:49:33 +0000 UTCN
sir peepus
2023-09-01 16:42:24 +0000 UTCJocko is cringe but I'm probably not gonna take mental and physical life advice from a chronically depressed overweight guy
Yurr Aphagg
2023-09-01 16:39:13 +0000 UTCGOOD
Yurr Aphagg
2023-09-01 16:38:16 +0000 UTCVery good Marco, Very Good
James
2023-09-01 16:33:51 +0000 UTCAbnormal urination is one of the signs and symptoms of diabetes. If you wake up in the middle of the night because you have to pee, that is a *really* good sign..
Patrick C
2023-09-01 16:23:36 +0000 UTCBoys woke up on the jelly side of the toast this morning
Justin Walker
2023-09-01 16:22:18 +0000 UTCMy Niagaras that was good
Zz Topz
2023-09-01 16:07:36 +0000 UTCThat big buff retard motivator rant was up there with the tranny rant
Ambientus
2023-09-01 15:57:05 +0000 UTCHey fellow dog-fucker. I sure hope you're not trying to gatekeep homosexuality. That would be pretty uncool. Beside that, have you noticed that most dogs anal canal is tighter in the morning? Just a little tip from me to you, free of charge. Remember to ease it in, though. Don't wanna hurt 'em. ;)
PeenWeen
2023-09-01 15:53:00 +0000 UTCHello
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-09-01 15:51:34 +0000 UTCWoke up at 5 am for my first class of Ji Jitsu at 6. I listened to half of the podcast before class and finished it after. Felt really good after the class until listening to this. Thanks guys I think I will KMS now
Jack Lucci
2023-09-01 15:04:46 +0000 UTC1. good job on putting this together 2. I am so happy I don't recognize a single name on here
Dan Brekus
2023-09-01 15:03:20 +0000 UTCBen already has mom brain. It will be interesting to watch Ben spiral from sleep deprivation.
Molly
2023-09-01 15:01:37 +0000 UTCJocko Willink would break and his mind would fold if confronted with the reality of how many small woodland creatures Jace has violently murdered by treating them like one-time use fleshlights
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 14:52:22 +0000 UTCJace did his bert laugh too many times this episode
Jeffrey
2023-09-01 14:40:07 +0000 UTCBen is becoming that lady that wrote the great Olive Garden review
Jeff
2023-09-01 14:35:26 +0000 UTCThe projection during the rants is starting to get a lil gay but at least these three retards are hilarious
Ben Smokin
2023-09-01 14:31:03 +0000 UTCThis isn't cumtown retard
Vit
2023-09-01 14:24:48 +0000 UTCSomebody stop Jace before he rapes Ben’s newborn.
RandomUser
2023-09-01 14:24:09 +0000 UTCYour test results came back, you're retarded and gay.....GOOD
Yurr Aphagg
2023-09-01 14:03:33 +0000 UTCpatreon ep on a Friday morning, thanks y'all! ♥ ♥
X__andy
2023-09-01 14:03:04 +0000 UTCBen could be diabetic. It’s not just fat slobs that get it. Unlike your podcast.
BrooklynBorn
2023-09-01 14:00:17 +0000 UTCWe're getting real close to a full-on N-bomb being dropped on the patreon
Jason Fontaine
2023-09-01 13:59:22 +0000 UTCThank god this wasn't another Jace is on pills episode Ben doesn't have prediabetes, he has a hobby of "discovering" things
ChrisHimself
2023-09-01 13:58:12 +0000 UTCDumb Patreon app. That list supposed to end with "Kill yourself. Immediately."
Magister Ludus
2023-09-01 13:47:31 +0000 UTC2023 – Lorna Rose Treen ‘I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.’ 2022 – Masai Graham ‘I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.’ 2019 – Olaf Falafel ‘I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower” – I think I might have Florets.’ 2018 – Adam Rowe ‘Working at the job centre has to be a tense job: knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.’ 2017 – Ken Cheng ‘I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.’ 2016 – Masai Graham ‘My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.’ 2015 – Tommy Tiernan ‘Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other: “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.”’ 2014 – Tim Vine ‘I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.’ 2013 – Rob Auton ‘I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.’ 2012 – Stewart Francis ‘You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.’ 2011 – Nick Helm ‘I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.’ 2010 – Tim Vine ‘I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.’ 2009 – Dan Antopolski ‘Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?"
Magister Ludus
2023-09-01 13:45:25 +0000 UTC"iMA taKe A BiG fAT ShIT dEvAn!!!" -Ben 2023
Half Life 3
2023-09-01 13:19:32 +0000 UTCJust tell him he shouldn't and his ODD will kick in. Then you just have to worry about whether he has to report to the girlfriend or not, and then you're golden.
Johnny Malloy
2023-09-01 13:12:44 +0000 UTCSo when’s the next podcast at Tight Ends?
Misery Index
2023-09-01 12:57:39 +0000 UTCI wish Joey would call in a bomb threat at a Matt Rife show
Brandon Grace
2023-09-01 12:52:43 +0000 UTCMy body is rife with AIDS from being raped
Future rape target
2023-09-01 12:39:47 +0000 UTCRife is like a box of chocolates
Pat
2023-09-01 12:37:55 +0000 UTCMatt Rife is going to pillage these comments for all those sweet sweet puns.
Johnny Malloy
2023-09-01 12:36:14 +0000 UTCIt cuts like a Rife
Johnny Malloy
2023-09-01 12:35:45 +0000 UTCRife Is A Highway
Anne-Franks and Frisbeans
2023-09-01 12:33:57 +0000 UTCAll Rife All Rife All Rife!
Johnny Malloy
2023-09-01 12:33:55 +0000 UTCYou're a fag in April, a retard in May
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 12:33:08 +0000 UTCDc young fly is gonna be at the black dive bar in my neighborhood in September.
Benjamin Schlegel
2023-09-01 12:30:55 +0000 UTCJe ne parles pas anglais et ce podcast m'a donné une maladie incurable
Ianis Lebel Bouchard
2023-09-01 12:28:15 +0000 UTCRife in the fast lane
Dogburndan
2023-09-01 12:23:34 +0000 UTCRife won't let my wife leave.
Half Life 3
2023-09-01 12:18:56 +0000 UTCVery good.
Joshua Trentadue
2023-09-01 12:17:48 +0000 UTCWhen are the Lemon Party Christan Dior Jordans dropping?
Gunnar Squires
2023-09-01 12:15:02 +0000 UTCBen, Jace and Devan will eventually serve Rife in prison for this podcast.
GeorgeWBussy
2023-09-01 12:13:57 +0000 UTCIs this a Rife puns thread now? Ok. I hope at some point he takes his own Rife.
GeorgeWBussy
2023-09-01 12:13:24 +0000 UTCI feel personally responsible for jace’s depression
Ned
2023-09-01 12:08:20 +0000 UTCAs an AIDS patient, i enjoyed this
George Chauvin
2023-09-01 12:07:16 +0000 UTCRife in the big city.
Marco A Ballesteros
2023-09-01 12:04:14 +0000 UTCJace, i crave your white bbc. I want to be holding your hairy shoulders as you thrust inside of me. Goo in me please!
Dookie Dan
2023-09-01 12:03:29 +0000 UTCThat's Rife. That's what all the people say.
Johnny Malloy
2023-09-01 12:02:40 +0000 UTCI'm gay
PeenWeen
2023-09-01 12:01:10 +0000 UTC
