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P048: That's Rife

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If Ben's shorts get any shorter we'll be able to see his buttcheeks from the front lol

Jake

there actually was a vid on youtube (probably taken down by now) of the actual "lone survivor" event from the actual taliban that shot at the seal team, the guy said they were like 20 of them, but the video shows literally like 6 people and you can hear the seal team screaming for the lone survivor guy "marcus get back here" because he ran away

albert khyder

No one will say Ben’s a faggot for saying that people get wealthy from taking money from other people. We say you’re faggots for being lib tard cucks. That’s the only reason we call you faggots.

manipulatemansplainmanifest

Matt Rifle Coffee Company

Dougie Brown

They should do a four hour episode. It would be great.

Gene

Got to defend Goggin's. He is not like the others. He doesn't advertise bullshit and he isn't a social media whore. 0 kills in the forces.

don everhart

Good episode, but patreon is not a great platform for video. This is the only website on the internet that stops the video when you scroll down to read the comments.

Matt

Let the boys shit !!

Ryan

This one really be hittin doe, love you bois.

Phil Reotardo

This was a superb episode. Hopefully, this level of comedic material keeps up for the main YouTube channel, and I may consider resubscribing to this Patreon again in the future. Solid work here, you guys!

Jacob Davis

20

Kenneth B.

Thank you for your service 🫡

Doc Holliday

Closet we’ve got to an n-word ep

Jackson Murphy

Genuinely couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard during the Jocko bit, one of my favorite episodes by far boys 🤘🏼

Rae

Thank you guys for another great episode ♥️🍋 I listened to some Jocko audiobooks when I was working nights as a hospital housekeeper, fun times cleaning the surgical suites listening to “extreme ownership”. I found it useful tbh but I can’t stand the whole YOU GOTTA WAKE UP AT 4AM AND MAKE YOUR NIPPLES BLEEEEED!!!! Goggins -thing. I’m a lady .

Monster MW

IT'S A COMEDY PODCAST. Taking anything serious here makes you look kind of stupid.

CCH

Hell yeah man 👍

CCH

Man for real Devan can carry a tune. Not bad man, not bad at all.

CCH

Hilarious episode, but do you guys like any comedy besides Matt and Shane? If any other comedy show comes up you’ll shit on it immediately.

Hey Fella

100% agree about the jiu jitsu bullshit.

Gene

Very good!

Ron Nease

Love the new voices you guys brought out for this one

William j Whippers

This guy sucks

William j Whippers

You guys had a few slow weeks with some big misses on jokes, this is the funniest episode yet in my opinion. Very good, please find something to make fun of on every episode, that's the blood of the lemonparty

Danny

Please please clip the Jocko bit and publish it

Brendan Kneeland

As a military veteran this had me on the floor laughing. The motivation assholes make all vets look bad.

Levy Shultz

Devins rants bring me peace

Nug Eater

No hand ejack ftw

CCH

Ben, it’s ok for you to be dumb about unimportant things, but to say the Marcus Luttrell Lone Survivor story never happened is ridiculous and you sound stupid. Small details were fabricated for the movie. The story itself is absolutely TRUE. Also, don’t bring up the facts of the story after and not read it because it’s too many words. You’re better than this buddy.

Funny Donor

The wellbutrin is having a very interesting effect on Jace.

Walter

Jace is brilliant. He’s like the Louis C.K. of shit talking and podcasting.

Levy Shultz

I asked my hot girl cousin if she knew who Matt Rife was and she said “oh that pretty little faggot? Why you talking about him?” Hahaha #iHit

Booker T

Amazing ep

E L î

All time episode boys

George Floyd Avery

By far one of the greatest episodes, the boys are really talking their shit here 🤣

GLMT

Quit the booze go on Ozempic (it curbs cravings) do needle drugs and drugs be skinny and fuck mad puss puss like the god Hunter Biden - plz get him on the pod lfg!!!

VanGina69

Nvm, drugs are all I have to live for.

E L î

Get into excessive masturbation and edging as a new vice

Arnold_Schwarzemaider

When I was 17, I was a very good queer

Ridge

This is the gayest thing I can ask but does anyone have any advice for quitting alcohol/drugs? I try to go sober but whenever I see a new LP episode it all goes out the window.

E L î

Can we get a black censor bar for Ben's thighs, I'm turning gay. Thank you.

Alejandro Fernandes

someone’s never been to boston

Gremmalin

Wow how nice is it to wake up in the morning and just hang out with your best friends?

Special Ed class

This is what a lemonparty is all about. primo show today. a real gut buster 🤌🏿🤌🏿

Dan Carman

i almost came twice when i heard that intro sound

A-Train

Ben, since you're going to be a father (like myself) and you like old racist country music (like myself), I figured you should hear this. This is 100% sincere and I am an enormous faggot. https://youtu.be/YC9EHKrdwko?si=ofM7ho7N-wXY6E1p

Several Boogie

Worst area of the country.

The Peen.

another episode, another mispronunciation of schenectady. love to wake up to lemon party.

Gremmalin

The best start to a Friday.

JerryTheCaptain


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