P049: Florence P.U.

Listening to this for the first time after O.J. Dies. The Boys are Riffin and Cookin!🔥 Let ‘em cook! What a great send off roast !🔥 Rest In Piss O.J.!

Greg Holm

Lol wtf was that sisyphus song sounds like if Tom Waits had a micro cock

MOBYLICK

lol

itsalwaysrighthere123

The original Fast Car is way better, the one by Jonas Blue

Eddie Machado

M’lady

Joe

Why do the Avery’s call girls “ladies”..? Uber cringe bro

Joe

Would you guys just say it already?

Aaron Alexander

Siddhartha made an effort to listen better. The image of his father, his own image, the image of his son merged, Kamala's image also appeared and was dispersed, and the image of Govinda, and other images, and they merged with each other, turned all into the river, headed all, being the river, for the goal, longing, desiring, suffering, and the river's voice sounded full of yearning, full of full of bruning woe, full of insatiable desire. "Woah this river is really cool!" said Siddhartha, then he fucking died.

aPerson

this was recorded maybe five days before the public episode. we initially released 5 episodes on patreon so we are ahead by five over here in terms of numbers

Ben Avery

So, I was under the impression that the regular eps and the patreon eps from the same week had the same number. But in the public ep 49 they talked about how they actually like the new Fast Car version better, which makes it sound like they recorded this well before that.

MediocreDude

You need help

Sean

I literally saw theo von 😂💀 obviously regret it. And you guys did his whole set

Max Larsen

Is it true that when David Lucas sucks off Tony Hinchcliffe from behind and one of his braids goes up Tony’s butt they call that the Black Unicorn? 🦄

comixbrainz zzz

my brother, they release on Tuesday, idk why tho i also thought it was monday until a few weeks ago. Patience and we will receive our bounty in His Almighty Kingdom

PokeyHaunties

I cant believe I actually listen to this

Kyle

@BenAvery where the fuck is the episode today!? I don’t work this dead end shit job for there not to be a Lemon Party ep every Monday and Friday.

Daniel

Took way too long and ruined my YouTube algo, but I found it

Clay Ivy

https://youtube.com/shorts/1e2o6x8mdL4?si=fry-KqETFtBmFXh7

Clay Ivy

"fat f***** Weinsteins autistic producer"

Clay Ivy

This was a great episode. Listened to it three times this week. The lemonparty podcast remains UNDEFEATED.

Johnny Malloy

Seth Rogen = huge faggot that should be destroyed

RandomUser

who is the comedian who took a selfie at their grandmas funeral

Patreon Customer Service

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjXwseyCZfk Ben I have something that requires your immediate attention. Im not sure what I’m watching

Willy Nilly

Efron broke his jaw

TheUnit

Another banger boys

Karl Hungus

There is a video patreon as well, but it require more of your hard earned money. Poors need not apply.

Skazzo

BrooklynBorn

Very good

Chandler Hummell

“Undefeated” 😂

Lil q anon 🏴‍☠️🖊️

The n-word is flyin out this ep

Lil q anon 🏴‍☠️🖊️

best patron episode so far. i agree with devan these are the best bits.

Brian Storms

I'm on too many SSRIs to cum but now I can fart at urinals. Thanks for the pod fellas.

goopmas

Where’s the fuckin hoodies Ben?!

Max Childs

Yeah. It's fucking retarded...that's why I mentioned it.

Benjamin Schlegel

I have a Reason to live

Alex Garcia

Kinda gay tbh. Can’t touch S & G

Morgan Olson

The back half hour was an absolute flow-state of shit talking. The best

Morgan Olson

loved all the stories in the second half

ryan sprutte

Well, then my four year old said a six letter word It started with "N" and I was concerned So I said, "Son, now where did you learn to talk like that?"

Stewart

Fucking Incredible ❤️

Thomas Mastroianni

The whole fast car riff should be on your public instagram, such good points and would probably reach a lot of people that agree, great points

Kyle Hill

Saw Theo live the other week and he was pretty good but it was pretty retarded

Asher B

Has anyone seen any of their stand up? Did you think they were good, amazing, or terrible?

Ben Smokin

I need to see a feud between them it would be very entertaining

Ben Smokin

Lmao. The Theo reference at the beginning is gold.

DHexus23D

You’re gonna burn in Hell for making fun of Theo! He’s a good damn angel!

BEC SPK

Ronald Jenkees. Very good, very good

Patrick Sullivan

Ben’s favorite white noise remains falling asleep to the Mark Fuhrman tapes (perfect as a lullaby for the upcoming daughter, as well).

Andrew Amundson

I love when they make fun of every comic in existence except for one specific one, something like Jim Billon, can't remember exactly been so long. Must be an iron clad NDA at work.

Mike J

Ben, why was the FBI talking to you?

comixbrainz zzz

That song that Ben played sounds like Tom Waits if he had a stroke and just started his/her's estrogen treatment

Nick Mullaney

Not enough talk about therapy. Lammmmeee.

FootFungus

Very good, Devan. Very good

Yusuf Ronco

Matt Rife and Brendan Schaub should team up to do a show called “The Rife and Times of The Gringo Papi”

comixbrainz zzz

I hope jase gets the confidence to correct Everyone that has been calling him Jason over the years.

Stewart

Disturbed's cover of "The Sound of Silence" is so epic

Benjamin Schlegel

I’m so happy I got stoned before listening to this. Sheer luck

georgedagain

Watching videos on the patreon and then locking the video feed behind a higher pay wall is very Hebrew of you Ben.

Mr Cras

He thinks it's from reddit. How embarrassing.

Mr Cras

The song but was basically will Ferrell Robert gulay snl bit

Ryan Blankenship

HA!

3guys1lemon

Yeah... that's the whole point. You raise them until they're old enough to be someone else's problem.

Molly

with ai song covers now happening , I need to hear all of those country songs in full

King Larry

Jace is great , he deserves love, just like you.

King Larry

I wonder how many times in Jace's life he has elevated his heart rate and perspirated for an extended period of time?

Tim Kennedy’s Ego

I love it when the titles are this damn good. I haven't even started listening yet.

Molly

Comedy Central has just become the Office rerun channel

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Ziggy Tarddust should win Ben a medal

Jacob Fain

Absolutely!

Superhater

Will Jace cry about depression and therapy again this episode?

RandomUser

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

RandomUser

Thanks Ben

Quinn Shewbridge

Kobe beef

Steve

You sir, just won the entire internet!

Dogburndan

Grinding up my Wellbutrin and snorting it while listening to lemonparty is my ideal Friday.

Anna Conda

Prison is very hard on lemon party enjoyers… if you get the opportunity you should kill yourselves

Santiago Baez

thanks y'all ♥ ♥ ♥

X__andy

bruh 30 minutes or less is underrated

Mr. D

#knuckifyoubuck

Casi

I got kicked out of the sex museum in Amsterdam for jacking off to this episode.

VanGina69

This is a classic episode

Josh Saez

have my updoot good sire

sir peepus

You just made fun of the Hinder Tyler Childers...you just lost a patreon brother

Benjamin Schlegel

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

FunnyAngle

Good morning lemons.

Half Life 3

I have yet to hit play but I’d just like to say this publicly, RIP Kobe Bryant they should’ve taken Florence Pugh

Gunnar Squires

Gang gang buzz buzz

Paul Fickes

It's 63 degrees here smoking cigs dipped in pcp good morning

James M Fittro

N

sir peepus

Good morning Benjamin

Joe Boomer

Based

Bailey