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P051: Breastfeed that Gun

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Meh. He’s pretty funny BORHTHER

Steven J Blea

God shut up

Bean Baun

Yeah fork you pal

BlackMetalDT

Very good

Chandler Hummell

Peterson on Twitter is so bad. He like that one friend who texts are just way too long

Mathew Baker

Literally describing the plot to Tim and Eric’s Billion dollar movie lmao retards

Bart Chrysler

ewwwww you're a cringe fag... Jace easily has the best bit set ups and absurdist dark humor out of all 3 of them... but each of them have their strengths. Devan seemed kinda tired so he wasn't as engaged idk... but regardless just stfu and unsub already you cringe fag... you're out here giving industry advice to actual comics... Ben's experience on that show is the only reason why that show established its peak point- through Ben's filtering of current events for TD, socially cueing TD for when to move on, and starting from ground up to brand the show... with a format and brand image that the show uses to this day.... I don't see how Jace's livelihood is at all tied to TD... nor do I see how it's any of our business...

Andres Rosero

GOOD

Paul Fickes

Hey Nicky, I know it really hurt your feelings when Jace made fun of Jocko a few eps back, and I’m sure it hurt even worse when they referenced you being gay for him on the podcast the following week. But look, just because you want a grindset influencer to skull fuck you to death doesn’t mean you have to leave a diatribe each week in the comment section on why Jace should suck on a revolver. The fantasies of being Jocko’s fleshlight may never fade for you, but that doesn’t mean you need to take it out in everyone else. You know the saying, “hurt people, hurt people.”

Tony

It’s funny(and by funny I mean annoying) how you can tell when Jace is done listening to whoever is talking because he just starts saying “yeah, yeah, yeah” over and over. Let the money makers talk ma boy, I promise if you want that big Patreon payday it’s not going to be because you consistently talk over Ben, whose experience on Dillon is the entire reason you have employment. Please for chrissakes, stop talking so much dude. Please. Let Dev and Ben do their thing so you can have money.

nicky_ hashtag

I think a lot of us cancelled Tims and came to this one. Never thought I’d see the day, but this show is funnier.

DHexus23D

Or insect.

DHexus23D

Wait…are you THE Will..?

DHexus23D

Yoooo! Almost forgot about those two lawn ornaments. Thank you for reminding me that someone is worse off than my family :)

DHexus23D

Pretty insane how you go from one of the worst episodes ever (post chilis) to one of the best ever with Barbershop Benny. Had me laughing out loud in public like a psycho. Going to give it a second spin. See if I discover any nuggets.

DHexus23D

When can we get another Will and dawn ep jfc

Will

Spot on with the take on the late night host

Sam Sung

It's really hard to believe a sober guy came up with the idea to get baby plastic surgery. Truly can't imagine Ben on the sauce.

The Luuuke

To be fair I gain back the respect every time Ben compares a race to an animal

PokeyHaunties

Jordan Peterson has always been a pedantic faggot and I lose respect for these homos every time they say they used to like him. Devan is smarter than Jordan Peterson.

PokeyHaunties

Best one yet!

HONKE

Who tryna get fucked in the damn shidder ?

Damien Burrello

Ever notice that Jace pronounces every “t” like a “d”?

Damien Burrello

No, that’s when someone shits in the top part of a toilet.

comixbrainz zzz

I’ve officially cancelled my Patreon to Tim Dillon. Not that it matters but this podcast is more enjoyable, and I listened to Tin for years.

David Mormino

Hey guys! Love the show 😊. I’ve listened to each one twice, it’s how I start my day off in a light hearted mood. Hey I was curious, when you all go to the diner or Chilis for the post-pod grub time, who pays!? Do you split the check?! Looking forward to hearing back. Thanks boys! Worst episode yet by the way!

DHexus23D

Who were they talking about getting John Goodman surgery?

thegaypowerranger

Reub

Tommy

There’s a line in Blow where Tuna says: I figured it out. You know how we were wondering what we were gonna do for money and all, bein’ as we don’t want to get jobs and what not? I think that’s how every podcast starts.

comixbrainz zzz

I love that Bens woke take on race was that “black people are different from the rest of us”. Bravo. Grade A retard!

Jeff

There's something about Ben saying "Mixed race girls they liked to get fucked in their damn shitter" that's so comforting

Jason Fontaine

Dipping chew on top and bottom is called “an upper decker”. Not a horse shoe.

DHexus23D

How did I miss it?

Jeffrey

Toe the line, god dammit. I’ll have no choice but to goon myself off a cliff if this show ends.

Jack Vandelay

Great episode! Love when Jace talks about oil rig employees being cut in half and mutilated

Clint

Best ep yet

Steve Gay

One of my favorite episodes! I laughed so often. God bless LemonParty and God bless Chili's

l o v e l e s s

What archetype is Ben going for as a father? Also, did Al Borland have children?

Stewart

Great Value Cumtown

Jack

I love the Bert fake laughing y’all do. So funny. My other favorite part is when Devan says something that’s already been said but so loud that I have permanent hearing damage

Jack

Club Random tattoos- Ben gets CLUB tatted across the chest and Jace gets Random. Devan “Club Random” from shoulder to shoulder on the back. All in Olde English.

Chad

I have no ide why "Cherub surgery" is so fucking funny

Mike Biz

Green-eyed warriors RISE!!!!

Mike Biz

Everyone in the comments is gay and cringe

Reuben

I didn’t know Neanderthal DNA was so evolved 🤔

Degenerate123

Bill Burr Lift

comixbrainz zzz

Right up there with Cartman and Tony Soprano voice

Jeff

Ugh. Guess I can’t kill myself for another hour and thirty one minutes smh

beefsquatch

Devans bill burr impression is just ralphie may

Cameron

Top of the line stuff here boys, just realized you had a show on youtube

Tyler

Lemon Party fags?

Dave Granger

Lemon Party meaning breastfeed that gun

Dave Granger

Lemon Party ending explained

Dave Granger

I blame devans bladder.

Half Life 3

(((everyone)))

sir peepus

It’s the master class we’re all waiting for. It requires the perfect ingredients of horrible food cooked by miserable people mixed with equally cancer causing drink. Coke Zero Ben was moderately racist but a cocktail of kool aid jammers Mountain Dew code red and a splash of Heineken zero white knuckling it juice would bring Ben to final form. It needs to be done.

Boy George Floyd

Loving these 1 hour+ episodes. Keep it up gentlemen 🍋

Half Life 3

Easily a classic

Alex Bates

Each week we get closer and closer to a podcast hosted by Dr Ben Avery on phrenology and Chillis pesticides is the fuel to that fire ! Keep it up boys I wonder what horrible cancer food it’s going to take to get us there ? Applebee’s ?

Boy George Floyd

Banger ep!

autismo

So weird to hear you guys talk about chuck. My mothers part of some scam with him and it’s all she talks about.

Michael Pelletier

“The retard Texan” is my favorite character voice on the show

Tony

Ep was okay, Jace needs to get off the Wellbutrin.

FootFungus

The one that molests kids

FootFungus

THEY SAID IT YES!!!!!!!!!!!

3guys1lemon

I trust all ethnic groups. I may not trust specific people but not because of ethnicity. I have dealt with some very dishonest Pakistanis and Chinese people but I still love the people as a collective. We are all equal in love and beauty.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Funny how all ethnic groups distrust one specific group 🤔

FootFungus

These guys need to realize they're losing money by making the video tier double.

Tim Kennedy’s Ego

Jace legit did molest my 2 yr old daughter, its not cool but I still listen to the pod. Can't be too mad at him, especially with all those groovy riffs

E L î

What a bunch of woke LA fag libtard cucks

Yurr Aphagg

Phantom Thread ending explained?

Benjamin Schlegel

Birdcloud rules.

Chad

Blacktose intolerance

georgedagain

I’m gay and love this podcast thanks for being gay for me.

Gradey

Ice Spice is like if every trashy public bathroom booty selfie ever taken were combined into a single person.

Jeff

Yeah, I can't believe he is going to name his daughter that.

euphoria842

Ben finally drops the N bomb in this one. Very brave.

FootFungus

2 woke 4 me

Gary W

Sounds yummers

Skazzo

Hope this is funny. If it’s not then it’s about as good as ear rape

2 chainz

god what an Insufferable audience. Comedy!

Sue Edgewater

I've submitted over 8 requests to the "prayer corner" on the lemonparty.life website, but yet I feel a distinct LACK of healing. 😤

E L î

My diaper is full, locked and loaded.

Andrew Charles

It should be noted there were no bullets in the gun that Jace was pointing at her

TZ

Can’t believe Devan made Ben drink again by missing the livestream. Fucking David Lynch

TZ

Listening to this while welding and waiting till I get paid so I can do IV drugs later thanks for the shout-out guys

Ian rachi

Hang in there Jace!! These women are full of shit, not ALL women should be believed!! WE STAND WITH JACE, HE IS INNOCENT!!!

George Chauvin

Ben I highly recommend trying the loaded baked potato soup with your meal at chilies. If you do the 3 for me you can get the crispers with the soup and a drink. I feel like I’m going to die every time I eat it but who cares.

Salvatore C Gianfortune

Time for the weekly exit of my goon chair to listen to the Lemon Party Patreon in my makeshift shower under my rain gutter. Doing gods work fellas.

l l

Glory to the zesty ones

Hank Chill

Very good….very good

Pat

R etarded

E L î

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Logan Brown

Cum

TheUnit

G

Gunnar Squires

G

Scot

Jace spat at me this week. Called me a big fat gay retard then went back to jerking his cock on the bus

Pat

Turn off Blacked.com everyone, it’s time to listen to the pod

Dookie Dan

Love you Ben

Joe

I

Joe Boomer

sir peepus

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