P052: They called me Mr. Ass
Added 2023-09-29 12:01:00 +0000 UTCCall me woke all you want... the opposite of being woke, is being asleep...
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How much longer will this faggot Ben cry about woke shit
Roger McFuckem
2024-01-10 19:53:46 +0000 UTCI'm a gay retard
Frontside shitslide
2023-10-18 05:01:13 +0000 UTCI love Devons father.
Andreas alpharius
2023-10-16 19:26:55 +0000 UTCDamn, devon's family rules
Robin
2023-10-12 10:08:19 +0000 UTCWho are they talking about? Rachel Seneca??
The Luuuke
2023-10-09 14:04:31 +0000 UTCI could listen to stories about devan’s dad all day
Will
2023-10-09 05:10:33 +0000 UTCDevan your retarded dad and his side quests had me rolling
Nate Provitola
2023-10-07 00:59:42 +0000 UTCDon't worry Devan, my dad is a retard too. I feel you.
Tommy
2023-10-06 00:42:56 +0000 UTCu guys are retarded and gay and i love u thanks for the content
tenzin
2023-10-05 21:37:11 +0000 UTCI also remember being 12 and masturbating to Carmen Electra on stern's sybian
Clay Ivy
2023-10-05 04:10:50 +0000 UTCAll the jokes directed at (((them))) and you semites still have the nerve to charge $20 AUD for higher tiers that's more than netflix you fucking poofs
Clay Ivy
2023-10-05 01:56:18 +0000 UTCGo Wipe Your Ass Moron
Roach Giggins
2023-10-05 01:06:45 +0000 UTCBen how does it feel to be on piers Morgan ?
Lairry goldestein
2023-10-04 13:17:24 +0000 UTCGod I hate you fags so much and what you’ve done to me. I explained the song chickenhead to a stripper this weekend while getting a lap dance
Joshua Nabizadeh
2023-10-04 04:42:47 +0000 UTCGot yelled at by the wife for my patreon bill. I dumped Diaz to be here with you Friezas!!
Mathew Baker
2023-10-04 00:53:59 +0000 UTCThere should be a Patreon tier that lets you spend the weekend in Devan's childhood bedroom as an AirBNB guest, courtesy Devan's dad.
James Griggs
2023-10-03 14:04:06 +0000 UTCBeen praying for this a while, mulldog would be nice too
RBNVCR
2023-10-02 23:41:42 +0000 UTCIt'd be alot less sad if these were Ben's alt accounts and not real retards commenting.
Steve
2023-10-02 16:29:51 +0000 UTCGang gang chet hanks did cumtown 🙏
carlos luna
2023-10-02 07:05:23 +0000 UTCwhen I was a kid my parents had a miniature yoohoo bottle knick knack that I opened up and drank. it did not taste good
Tuesday McGavin
2023-10-01 22:59:37 +0000 UTCBrendan Schaub is at Skankfest. We need boots on the ground coverage.
comixbrainz zzz
2023-10-01 19:54:06 +0000 UTCKnow a boomer who in 1997 had a youhoo chocolate milk drink and he loved it so much he called his stock broker and ended up buying stock in Yahoo
VanGina69
2023-10-01 01:30:24 +0000 UTCTotally relate to Devin in his dad being a terrible businessman. My dad fell into a few million during Covid. Luckily he invested abt 2mil in real estate at me and my moms urging. The other $1m he lost in scams and other shitty business ventures.
Josh Wolf
2023-10-01 00:00:35 +0000 UTCLemon Party baby shower 😂
Brandon D
2023-09-30 23:22:57 +0000 UTCthese podcasts keep me from welding my eyeballs shut at work everyday. can’t wait for merch, thank you all for making me laugh harder than ever 🔥
Andrew Godwin
2023-09-30 22:52:06 +0000 UTCDevon, its me, russian chess kid from 20 years ago. download the chess.com app and start a game with me
Eddie H
2023-09-30 22:02:57 +0000 UTCOoh that's deep. 🤗
Steve
2023-09-30 20:55:23 +0000 UTCSteve, you sir are a cuck dumbass. And have not won the internet.
DHexus23D
2023-09-30 20:39:05 +0000 UTCOmg. Lol Devans dad story is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Pls more Devan backstory.
DHexus23D
2023-09-30 20:37:56 +0000 UTCBen and Jace you inspired me to get sober and not blow my brains out. You guys are the funniest 3 people on the internet and I am so thankful for what you do 😘
Pete Parkins
2023-09-30 17:31:44 +0000 UTCI get a Chubb every Friday
HONKE
2023-09-30 16:30:57 +0000 UTCI own two homes in the bay area and was a ward of the state throughout my teenage years. I came from some fucked up parents but it never mattered much because when I was of age I didn't need anything from anyone because I knew what I had to do to get wher I had to go. Now go climb up the stairs of your basement and change your mom's oxygen tank so she can make you some pizza pockets.
Steve
2023-09-30 15:30:45 +0000 UTCThere’s ire to life than Hollywood and parents over their home. You ain’t listening why he on here? So you’re whole complaint is that his parents owned a home? How does that make a good argument? Crazy parents are crazy whether they own a home or not. Def showing your age and ignorance. Maybe you can move out of your step dads 1 bedroom apt one day
Mathew Baker
2023-09-30 13:16:41 +0000 UTCBen what can the US team do to win Ryder 🏆 at this point ?
Hank Chill
2023-09-30 11:04:14 +0000 UTCOn God, no cap. I love when they talk about personal or deep stuff. Makes me feel like I have friends. Love you guys
Eddie Cantu
2023-09-30 06:56:41 +0000 UTCTake the sausage out of your mouth cucky brewster
Steve
2023-09-30 04:31:59 +0000 UTCStop being gay and watch some David Goggins and you’ll feel better
Monster MW
2023-09-30 04:22:53 +0000 UTCDo you guys have a P.O. Box for fan mail or gifts??
Brandon D
2023-09-30 03:40:20 +0000 UTCWell done, sir! You win the internet today! I tip my fedora to you.
Jeff
2023-09-30 02:38:51 +0000 UTCDevan! My laptop, Devan! Deevaaaaaaaan…..
Jeff
2023-09-30 02:37:06 +0000 UTCAh but earth is the true hell, my friend. By accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior, you can be one of his chosen children and survive the rapture. Good luck, brother!
Jeff
2023-09-30 02:34:57 +0000 UTCBut you liked it, didn’t you.
Jeff
2023-09-30 02:30:20 +0000 UTCFor being a kid who grew up in Hollywood and whose parents own their home that he has the luxury of living in; Devan sure whines alot.
Steve
2023-09-30 02:19:51 +0000 UTCI can't wait to die and go to hell
Ricky Rich
2023-09-30 01:26:23 +0000 UTCJace crushed it this episode. God bless Wellbutrin
Anna Conda
2023-09-29 23:41:02 +0000 UTCJace can only talk about himself so much
FootFungus
2023-09-29 22:33:24 +0000 UTCMy therapist says I’m un-hirable. Now scoot over and let me back into bed
Travis
2023-09-29 21:55:14 +0000 UTCOld people truly are retarded, shoutout Dianne Feinstein dying today
Jason Fontaine
2023-09-29 21:20:28 +0000 UTCGet a job. I hope your suicide note is shorter…
Mathew Baker
2023-09-29 21:00:10 +0000 UTCI was obsessed with these retards since I was a chap. If there's no difference between me and nikocado, and you can prove that to me right here, I'll walk into the ocean buddy.
Ben Avery
2023-09-29 20:34:49 +0000 UTCDevan’s dad and Joe Rogan’s dad should start a podcast together.
comixbrainz zzz
2023-09-29 20:06:45 +0000 UTCDeion does rule but the retards he's attracted to the sport are the worst thing to happen to cfb since Johnny Manziel made it not gay to like Texas A&M. These people aren't gay enough to hang with us homos who obsess over 19 year olds hitting eachother (not Jace and Devan they're definitely gay enough)
PokeyHaunties
2023-09-29 19:43:06 +0000 UTCGoddammit I love you guys. Ben is such a retard.
DooDang
2023-09-29 19:41:56 +0000 UTCI like it when you talk about fat retards
Aidan Cotner
2023-09-29 19:30:52 +0000 UTCDid not expect Jace to recite entire pages of Mein Kampf.
FootFungus
2023-09-29 19:11:06 +0000 UTCSo who's all staying at Devans airbnb?
Jarrett Wood
2023-09-29 18:35:35 +0000 UTCMy dad retired and wanted to move away from nj and downsize so him and my stepmom could save money, so he moved into a 6 bedroom new construction smart home in Delaware and drives to northern nj every weekend to babysit my stepmoms grandkids and now he’s even more stressed about money than before he retired, he also spent like 6k on the herbal life pyramid scheme back in the day and was confused as to why nobody was coming to him to buy supplements, and every job I have ever had his advice is always to just start my own business doing that same job after a week of experience, it’s truly amazing how successful these retarded boomers have been idk how they still own homes
Kenny Kratchman
2023-09-29 18:16:54 +0000 UTCWill Devan’s Dad slowly become the podcasts Randy Marsh character where he starts to intervene and ruin his sons and friends lives? Lets find out by all giving a LOT more money each month and see him try to rob these boys if they hit 200k
zebrakhakis
2023-09-29 18:15:11 +0000 UTCDevan apologizing for his dad being a landlord is very cringe and not at all based or red pilled.
Jeffrey
2023-09-29 17:49:45 +0000 UTCI love this
Dpro Edwards
2023-09-29 17:43:14 +0000 UTCHit that intro remix one mo time
applebot
2023-09-29 17:31:46 +0000 UTCThis was excellent
MediocreDude
2023-09-29 17:25:34 +0000 UTCJace, your laugh is contageous
Bob Tagney
2023-09-29 16:49:51 +0000 UTCGood thing Devin isn’t a coward like the Avery’s and is willing to share some good stories.
Danny
2023-09-29 16:24:15 +0000 UTCVery good Travis, give it to Ben!
Danny
2023-09-29 16:23:52 +0000 UTCTy Devin for sharing stories of your air-head father, it’s really helping me love my parents more
GME
2023-09-29 16:09:16 +0000 UTCVery good
Simon Mora
2023-09-29 15:47:22 +0000 UTCFor a comedian that has several albums where he uses the words "f****t" and "n****r"; Patton Oswalt sure does love policing people on their un-woke behavior.
Mike S
2023-09-29 15:32:39 +0000 UTCChickenhead (Greg Lou Remix) by Project Pat
Mike S
2023-09-29 15:24:25 +0000 UTCBen do you think your fascination with internet mongoloids comes from a subconscious insecurity that there may not be a distinction between what you do and what they do? Good for all of you guys for being able to earn a lucrative income, but by your own admission money is stupid and pointless. So what would you say your artistic contributions are to society? You’re surely quick to dress down others for their lack of artistic merit (rightfully I might add) but what would you say sets you apart? In closing, I’m a cuck faggot
Travis
2023-09-29 14:16:55 +0000 UTCCucks
TdF
2023-09-29 14:04:59 +0000 UTCLet's make it happen
Financial Foundation
2023-09-29 13:47:51 +0000 UTCI’m sure it’s been said already, but what is the name of the new intro song?
Jeff
2023-09-29 13:47:05 +0000 UTCRight on, brother!
Jeff
2023-09-29 13:41:20 +0000 UTCPassing out from a blood draw because you're tall isn't a thing. It's anxiety
ottermyclocks
2023-09-29 13:19:56 +0000 UTCI just choose to be in a drug induced coma when I'm not listening to lemonparty
Financial Foundation
2023-09-29 13:07:18 +0000 UTCI only listen to the Lemon Party patreon on my bluetooth speaker while I eat alone at Olive Garden. I know I enjoy it and so does everyone around me in public.
l l
2023-09-29 13:04:47 +0000 UTCVery good. Love you boys, smooches 😘
Gay Mr. Gay Guy
2023-09-29 12:42:38 +0000 UTCThe thrill of listening to lemon party with the windows down in traffic!
Tyrion Smiley
2023-09-29 12:36:52 +0000 UTCOh yay my platonic internet friend posted our new hangout
Gryvez Zolka
2023-09-29 12:33:32 +0000 UTCWish I coulda been there brother
Joe Boomer
2023-09-29 12:27:07 +0000 UTCToby Keith is dying
Lairry goldestein
2023-09-29 12:26:43 +0000 UTCGood Morning Benjamin
Joe Boomer
2023-09-29 12:26:13 +0000 UTCBen done sold his soul to the toof fairy.
Dustin Fugate
2023-09-29 12:22:09 +0000 UTCPoop can come out of a vagina folks
Benjamin Schlegel
2023-09-29 12:15:29 +0000 UTCWhy doesn’t corn digest
Sam Mackey
2023-09-29 12:08:57 +0000 UTCVery good.
Joshua Trentadue
2023-09-29 12:08:35 +0000 UTCI love you Ben. Thanks for being my new best friend and speaking directly to me with your private messages you send me that are cut into the podcast. The last message was hilarious.
Jay Heinkel
2023-09-29 12:04:40 +0000 UTCWork sucks…I feel like I’m the only big fat gay retard in there listening to a racist podcast
Pat
2023-09-29 12:04:31 +0000 UTCI love the smell of retard in the morning
J-Mac
2023-09-29 12:04:27 +0000 UTCJace - when Devan is singing, you shut the fuck up. Let that boy cook!
Gunnar Squires
2023-09-29 12:04:04 +0000 UTCGood morning little buddies 🤭
Kikosio
2023-09-29 12:03:52 +0000 UTCexcellent, now i can be a gay fat retard on the train. thanks fellas!
DoughBoyD
2023-09-29 12:03:24 +0000 UTCShow us some goddamn nip already
inglorious libtard
2023-09-29 12:03:23 +0000 UTCCum
TheUnit
2023-09-29 12:03:18 +0000 UTCSubmitting a formal request to have Nick Rochefort on as a guest.
GeorgeWBussy
2023-09-29 12:02:19 +0000 UTC
