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P052: They called me Mr. Ass

Call me woke all you want... the opposite of being woke, is being asleep...

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What is a sibian?

DanielDragon

Holy fuck I’d murder to see Devon on Are You Garbage 🤣

bambino

He would buy one of those retard cosplay techwear jackets

Alyx W

ben dressed like kaneda in akira

Elder Drake

This new comments interface is sort of cucked. It’s like I’m in the most schizo iMessage group chat known to man

manipulatemansplainmanifest

Sadly indeed

Booker T

Forreal doe

Booker T

I know right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You pass out from being a queer

Booker T

Cringe hippie

Booker T

Devan’s dad is a fucking retard

Tony

I'm taking the wife to Margaritaville tonight

Donny and the Boys

I'm so high on mushrooms rn

Dylan Bontz

Just found out from my source on all things Ben that Jeff Ross is actually his Jewish handler and that they exchange emails on which barber gives the best pedophile mustache. Real stuff not made up

raulito

not possible

Smith McGinnis

Great episode and you guys touched on something that's very near and dear to my heart. MAP's and Gays are NOT in the same category or even on the same spectrum, us MAP's want nothing to do with those sick freaks.

Maarten .

You don’t pass out during a blood test from “being tall” 😂😂

Mitchell Ryan

Rachel Sennot is one of the most annoying people on the planet because she dated Stav then decided "alt comedy" was toxic and honestly deserves to be disliked.

John O

Hey could you stop linking CP please?

John O

Devans dad should bang my mom, they both love a good scam

GalwayMetals

Dads, they're a motherfucker!

Ryan Baham

You fellas sure know how to weave a good yarn

Michae I

This is easily my favorite episode, holy fuckin shit is Devs life insane. this one really hit home boys thank you.

Phil Reotardo

hb

Lots of good Devan lore in this one

Jackson Murphy

Just in case Devan

Smith McGinnis

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Smith McGinnis

Devan being treated like a capri sun by the nurse lol

Blastycat

Some would say 🧚🏿‍♂️

Booker T

drinking correctly means ruining your life

Ben Avery

Can we please get a movie trailer for young Devan’s Basketball origin? It’s the cinema masterpiece the Costa’s were born to make.

Rafael Martinez

“I wanna talk about someone losing money on the patreon” THIS IS THE PATREON BEN! I am starting to believe the rumors of the secret n word tier.

Rafael Martinez

Colors = the (USA) flag. These Colors don’t run = (USA) doesn’t back down

r0b

I hope Devin’s dad comes for us in the comments

Liz Laenger

When he said that I figured it was recorded before last Saturday.

Liz Laenger

Devin’s cynicism makes sense now.

Liz Laenger

Y’all really are pussies for not being able to control your drinking. I mean grow up queers

Booker T

This show is “woke” smh beta cucks

Canadian pie

This is like the 3rd pod this week I’ve heard someone rant about Devan’s dad. Sad you guys became another boring topical podcast

Zarathustra69

Devin holy shit 🤣 🤣 an electric Fiat? I swear it always sounds like a bit when you talk about your dad. "Hey Darryl did you buy ice cream?" We laugh to keep from crying. But that shit sounds fake because of how bad it is. Love you guys thanks.

Geo Zawsum

Word on the street has it Jace and Devan met at an elite italian fraternity of which they are both members. A fraternity not only one of the main funders of Goodbye Uncle Tom (1971), but that also threatened to withhold funding unless the black dwarf, full nudity plus the oiling scene got added to the script. Edit: Devan* not Devon.

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BMI is definitely a good enough top line measure to see if you're overweight. Just walk around a Walmart you'll see all of the evidence you need. People eat way too much its just that simple.

DreadPirateRoberts

Devan’s dad is just like mine. This feels like a therapy session

Catherine MacDonald

The best part about sneako is he is a legitimately failed standup like u can go back on his utube and he posted some sets and then he just turns right wing grifter

choochang

thanks guys

rock0

Cheers to OP!

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Yeah the Fighting Neon Deons lost 42-6

Booker T

Ah yes, the vaccine podcast has finally posted

Jumpin Joe

What a good episode!! This made my day

GLMT

Agreed but let’s be honest. How many fat people are you seeing versus how many muscular men? Yeahhhhhhh I don’t think muscular men are really having a high impact on the stats here.

Travis T

BMI is not a good measure. A muscular man could be considered obese if he’s just heavier - due to that muscle on him.

Danny

One of the best episodes out yet. No bullshit

Gsirrra

and that rate is increasing 3-4% a year. Compound interest for fatties in the future.

DreadPirateRoberts

Mr. Ass is WWF legend Badass Billy Gunn. Ben needs to get the shirt! 😆

Booker T

• About 40.3% of adult American men were classified as obese. • About 42.2% of adult American women were classified as obese. We’re fucked.

Travis T

Jace saying the sexuality spectrum is from “least evil to most evil” Very good Jace. Very good

Mattiefatsax

Goon Squad assemble

dan from south jersey

God, grant me the gayness, to accept the retards I cannot change, courage to make fun of asians, and the wisdom to know the difference.

BustCohle

Mornin boys, thank you Ben for your promptness and for saving the lives of everyone at my work right now

Goblinfire

My balls are swollen💀💀💀

Nathan

😴😴😴

Sgt Taco Meat

Great ep boys, truly next level comedy

KeyKorleone


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