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P053: Roll another grenade

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Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

Go Fuck a man’s ass shit heel

Roach Giggins

Friendly Reminder, You Are A Faggot

Roach Giggins

you're a gay retard

Coinberg Goldenstein

I'm a gay retard

Frontside shitslide

I’m bummed to say I’ve finally caught up on patreons and freebies. Whack..

SlizzyD

Alhamdulillah

GeorgeWBussy

Hi friends

Max DeCrosta

She a 10 but she crippled.>>>

Lil q anon 🏴‍☠️🖊️

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Mark

New flash Kevin space was a rapist. BUD!

OG HoneyBadger

Spacey was patient zero at little saint James

George Chauvin

After hearing them talk about Kevin Spacey, we should save this and replay in 12 years when Devans caught with a 10th-grade latino twink

Samuel Hughes

Hey guys 👋👋👋👋🥹

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

“Nuclear-hot-powered-voodoo punanny” is something that Jace would say in a bit about Fukushima.

comixbrainz zzz

David Cloggins is all time

Sean Tinker

Nah there going to start with “man that writers strike got wrapped up nice didn’t it?”

Alex Bates

I can’t stop listening to “Voodoo Punanny” by Joe Rogan. What a banger.

comixbrainz zzz

I was watching gay porn, and this guy was fucking doggie, and then he began to rotate himself so he was fucking him sideways, then like from above so his dick was like going in backwards. He was basically rotating himself around the ass. Anyway you guys can keep missionary, we have whatever that move is

Star3D

I would light him on fire

Tinglewood

My father-in-law fell for an email scam. $10,000 taken out of checking account. He was 74-75 when it happened.

William Stubbs

Boo you whore

Anthony Hunt

I’d like to think what happened in Israel is cause of this ep

Alex Bates

Haven’t listened yet.. was that fat fuck talking about depression for an hour in a fake mid western accent saying “yeeeah” after everything he says like that retard from making a murderer show?? Yeeeeeahhhh

Tinglewood

Do you mean a Cobra, Ben?

Shahrzad Kosari

Spacey's brother lives in my town and in addition to being a Rod Stewart impersonator he also drives a limo and officiates weddings.

Marshall Powers

“Rape is a house of cards” - Devan “That it is, and I’m playing with a full deck, let me tell you.” - Ben WTF Ben lol

comixbrainz zzz

This update links all Patreon comments directly to the FBI. Act accordingly.

Casi

It was not! Kevin Spacey and Russel Brand held my father down, Danny masterson held a gun to me and made me watch and Jeff Ross was providing a golden shower!

Vaughn Collins

Jace only packs 3’s fucking cringe

Baby Gaylien

90% sure Jace confused Rod Stewart with Barry Manilow.

Morgan Jeffries

Hope it was consensual brother!

georgedagain

Nobody loves conversations about gay men and vaccines more than devan costa, god bless LP

cf

Can someone tell me the episode where they talk like Louie CK. Please

applebot

I arranged to sign my divorce papers for this Friday cause I knew a new Patreon would be up today. Thanks guys.

Tex Unmade

Listen to devan on tim dillons podcast. His nuts shrivel up and he turns to a church mouse. 🤣

Steve

Dumb broad

FootFungus

Jace, buy that jackhammer of a pocket pussy as a bit, but also let us know how it is...

Ambientus

Snails

Justin

I’m a real woman lol I know I’m in the minority here

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

I thought the nukes were finally on their way

Mathew Baker

obviously satire dumb fuck

wafflepenis

Me when they’re doing the Trayvon martin cobra bit: Muy bien! Muy bien!

George Floyd Minion

At a bank I saw 90yr old woman tell the cops they were wrong and in fact she’s not being scammed - she put $70k in her mailbox - she gave them over $90k

VanGina69

Rape bit was a big L. Yall sounded pretty retarded

Jon LaPlant

And I say again… bwaak bwaak chicken head

applebot

He must be gay if he’s listening to this, so his “wife” definately has a penis.

Jeff

Ben I work at a bank. That story you described is actually really common old people fall for that constantly.

Salvatore C Gianfortune

You know, a hooded snake. They look like they’re wearing Mohammad bin Salman’s hat.

Tony

Kevin Spacey's career is the most tragic collateral damage from the me too movement.

MrMike

Ahhhhh time to settle in for some slurs n coffee with the boys.

Sniggering

Had court today, didn’t go so well… but this helped a lot boys thanks, you guys keep me here.

Bart Chrysler

Gaytreon

Jeff

Very good!

Jeff

I’m starting to think these guys are racist

Nug Eater

When I got that emergency broadcast test on my phone this week I got really excited thinking this hell was finally over and I’d feel the sweet embrace of death. Oh well. Thanks for the episode, boys!

Jeff

Since I started listening to LP nearly a year ago the work has dried up and my wife has gone on antidepressants. Wouldn’t change it 🥰

John Grady Cole

wheres the lemonparty merch!!

ash bouse

Corrected title EPISODE 53: Gay guys are deviant freaks

Boy George Floyd

Devan would be so easy to get into regression space.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Ben, what is the exact length and width of your taint?

Abdallah Hiffiz

I found a dog while listening to this episode and now I’ve got this goddamn dog I don’t know what to do with. He’s cute but he’s got flees

Michael Pelletier

Love when Ben talks about gays as he has the gayest voice and gayest mannerisms I have ever heard or witnessed in my life and I have witnessed actual gay sex that I was participating in so anyways Ben is gay as hell and nobody calls him out on it.

Vaughn Collins

Holy fuck. The first 3 minutes of this ripping on skankfest is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Mucho bueno

DHexus23D

Just wanted to let you guys know you’re way behind the game in relation to auto jackers, spotted my first auto jacker roughly 7 years ago. Ever since that, I haven’t been the same

hpagrfsvmr

I am a mechanic and this podcast sure does help me fix cars at work !

Ryan R

I can’t wait till y’all get on Rogan and y’all literally just invade his studio and just talk shit about him for three hours

HONKE

It’s awful

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Very good boys. . . Very good

Shawn G

This patreon update is fuck'd.

Rob Cow

Ben is right about the J’s

Soukha Mahdiq

AHHHHHHHGH

3guys1lemon

Muuuuuuucho bien

Lizzy in a Box

Can't believe you didn't know what a cobra is. Love it. Ben, get into snails with me. Birds are assholes.

Nopores

Cheers to OP!

euphoria842

#takebackmissionary

Casi

Mucho bien.

FootFungus

Joe Matarese is watching

Andrew Kline

Most functional Lemon Party listener

James Griggs

"If the child's butt doesn't fit, you must acquit!" -Devan Costa, attorney at law

James Griggs

I'm gay now

Cody Moravits

Must be Friday 🫡

Timo F

I wish that fat retard from Chapo died from his stroke

RandomUser

The old man computer story was too much dude lmfao

Jason Fontaine

LFG!

Sam Stich

Amazing episode. Sorry, I meant I’m a big fat gay retard and this will stop me from killing myself for the next hour

Pat

Ben's fault

King Schaub

Needed a solid episode today! Thank you

Dpro Edwards

Patreon looks gay now

Cannon

Top 5 episode

Kyle

Very good

Sam Mackey

VERY GOOD

Daniel

I’m holding my breath while I type this.

Matt Collins

What's with this patreon app update. I don't like change I'm old and white

Financial Foundation

Car is breaking down and a huge piece of shit? Good. Found out my cat has cancer? Good. Mom might have Alzheimer’s and die a shell of her former self draining me financially, mentally, and spiritually… …….good.

Travis T

Talkin this and that

Johnny Friendly

LFG. Only had to pretend to work for 2 hours today before the pod came out. Keep up the great work boys.

Corey Reynolds

I listened to Lemonparty while filling out my IOP paperwork yesterday. Thanks fellas. "Yeah you like my outfit, Don't even fake the deal!"

Half Life 3

Praise Allah, the infidels have giveth another episode

Matt


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