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P054: Jaws

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Funny listening to this after the United health CEO gets assassinated. Has Jace predicted more things than the Simpsons?

Gleb Budilovsky

I would like to watch a video episode where the guys watch Empire of Dust with their own commentary

GhostofCadia

Jace's biden sounded like cosby 🤣🤣🤣

Normbugerking

Jace, I'm 6'5 and have talked about trauma and the small hands thing and I still have no pussy. It's because I'm ugly

Dillon Sanders

they've been dead for decades get your humor up to date

Danny

Columnbine kids showed me this podcast in prison, pretty dope

Davy Jones Locker

Love how these racists always find kind word for each other. Ben really Show relapse soon for a short Periode. Maybe like a Christmas special?

Hack_es

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Paul Fickes

Listening to the guys call Japan the gayest country while waiting for a train in Tokyo

nelwddfflw

And not funny

Steven J Blea

Girls are gross

Steven J Blea

Ben with a Grand slam to start the pod. VERY GOOD BENJAMIN

Jaylen irving

That was the most homicidal closing remark by Ben I’ve ever heard. What a gay retard.

Jeff

So this has been out for days and Patreons gay new interface prevented me from seeing it until now? I could have died! Last time I missed lemon party I ended up in a fugue state, naked in the middle of a grocery store. Patreon needs to answer for this.

Jeff

Let’s fucking go Devan. Ball busting is fun, don’t back pedal.

Jack Vandelay

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Ando

Jace "get pussy" Avery

Ando

So are ya Chinese or Japanese?

Rusty Shakleford

That sucks. You should let the shit slide out of a pussy you sewed into your elbow

Rusty Shakleford

The retard that stormed the capitol building in Wisconsin with a gun looking for the governor got arrested for the 3rd or 4th time last night. even the news isn't sure how many times that retard bailed out and showed back up looking to suck off the nerd governor

Rusty Shakleford

I'm a gay retard

Frontside shitslide

Both gay and cringe 10/10

Gay Ass Marx

When Ben said Devan “looked like something in a jar” I cried laughing

Taylor killpack

The boys continue to not understand the difference between China, Japan, and Korea. Very good!

Caleb

The poker sketch was actually funny, and the bit with the machine reference is so wonderfully true. Every time I’m down I just hear bens voice going JOEEEEEY. NOOOOO WOORRRRIIIIEEESSSS. (Loading the revolver as I go)

Sniggering

Hahahaha

Jack Vandelay

This is the only podcast that makes me feel normal ✨🫶🏻✨

Jade

Plz get Dean Norris on the show

Vaughn Collins

Jace repeatedly saying “so I was inside a lady” three times and getting interrupted every time.

Zz Topz

Nuke Israel

Robin

me every week: i can probably eat while I listen to this also me: frantically turns podcast off after 1 minute

Tuesday McGavin

Why have I never thought about asking for this

Lil q anon 🏴‍☠️🖊️

The story about Ben dancing with the black guys and smoking a cig in Jace’s car is pure gold 😭😭😭

Lil q anon 🏴‍☠️🖊️

what do you mean "turn on eachother" ?

David Lucas

Such a wholesome episode, I’m gay for LP

JustAKnobbyTire

Can y’all pls have Katie on

Jillian

I was wondering when they would finally turn on eachother lol. I think Jace trying to act like a pussyhound threw off the vibe of people who know him best…

DHexus23D

Katie sounds very handsome

Patrick Wickham

katie sounds like she rules

Pat

"Pushing a trout through two exercise balls" is killing me

QuornFedDame

Holy hell what a banger. The lesbian wife bit made my sides hurt. Cackled.

ChopGlockShogun

Michael Haneke is better than Scorsese, Devan’s a basic fag.

PokeyHaunties

Ben’s shorts gets gayer and gayer with each episode now.

Racist Astronaut

Very gay episode and not in the good way.

FootFungus

Needed dis shi frfr

3guys1lemon

Oh baby do you know what that's worth Jew heaven is a place on Earth

Abdallah Hiffiz

John Prine has a shirt “John Prine is Pretty Good” I need a “lemonparty is Very Good” shirt

Dean

With valet parking

Mathew Baker

I’ve always heard them say this but have no clue what the origin is

J Cas

Jace is on IG crying about how people are being mean to Palestine. Lol. I hope Palestine is turned into glass.

RandomUser

The PHD in faggotry helps, but the bulk of my analysis was developed over a 10-day "Goon-tacular" with my stethoscope restricting my airway.

Rob Cow

Whoa, Jace has had sex?! Thats CRAZY! 🤪

pete

When it comes to the topic of small dicks, Devan is very insightful.

Steve

Sober people are worse than the Vegans. My God.

comixbrainz zzz

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Danny

Dr. Cow, your analysis is refreshing and much appreciated in the current times.

Danny

Very wholesome last act of this one boys

dogbert

Ben you tard, you guys already talked about Indian jerking his tiny penis and being kicked

Starryclub

I am no school shooter. I am no fbi agent.

CULTLEADER.GLOBAL

It is essential for all Lemonheads and Top Rs alike

Coffee Dawg

You can’t handle your alcohol? What, are you retarded?

comixbrainz zzz

If I don’t see him sniffing a line this side of Christmas, my wife may not make it through winter

Sniggering

I’ve got to be honest for the sake of the podcast, the only logical direction is for Ben to grow up and start drinking again. It’s not going to matter if he can’t provide for his new born daughter only newly wed wife. What’s important is content. Bitch.

Sniggering

1:07:18 to watch Jace get steamrolled and almost cry

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

If you've seen his current and past girlfriends they look like dawn midway through her weight gain.

Jo Bones

Ben! No one cares you’re sober!!

Joe

Ah, nice. I'm happy to take a break from trolling on reddit.

ChopGlockShogun

Jace is fat and his gf must be as hideous as the FTX rat

RandomUser

When Katie’s baby comes out black Devan is going to have some explaining to do.

comixbrainz zzz

Devon nailed the "they like girls, they hate women" point. That's slowly happening over here lol. When men get all small and feminine, they can only feel dominant over women who act like 14 year old hentai girls.

Rob Cow

Fuck you and fuck your dog. Dumb bitch

Sniggering

Try gulab jamun, my friend. You will love it

James Gayton

Great Friday present now I don’t have to kill myself

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Veeery good Bill. Veeeeeeeery good

Sniggering

As someone that has dated multiple women that are all lesbians now I can confirm those descriptions to be 100% accurate

Jonathan

What’s up retards.

Sniggering

y'all should make "very good!" and "these words, these words" shirts for podcast merch

Bill Maslow

Veeeeeeeeery Good

chris gilbert

Pouring myself a giant Mountain Dew and an Ozempic!

VanGina69

The lesbian fucking bit was spot on, I feel so vindicated. I tried making this argument in mixed company a while back and hoo doggy it did not go well.

Rob

Fuck you. Akira is sick. Usubbed. See you next week fags!

autismo

Ben is an FBI informant who gave up DORNER.

NotAfraidToPoop

Maşallah my brothers the day of reckoning has come and lemon party has WILLED it into existence!

NotAfraidToPoop

NSA tongues my anus

Ambientus

Deserved.

Paul Fickes

If you get off your couch to do anything for your religion I don’t care if you die

Dr sponge

Market Segment Specialization Program?

Michael Polites

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Gromit ®

Someone forgot about MSSP.

Gromit ®

Ben is literally Drew Pickles from Rugrats.

Gromit ®

Ben Avery came to my house and he kicked my dog.

Casi

Akira is great

Hayden Sparrow

Can’t believe the Jaws would do this to the Palestinians, SAD!

Zac Migues

I seriously love it when they still ask if this is a patreon after saying r*pe 22 times, faqqot 12 times and dox Dick Cheneys maid in the 1st 4.5 mins. Greatest podcast since the jews/s

ww3130

Devan is gay for Jace!

Jason Fontaine

Ben's drinking stories sound like any given Sunday. Tame ass, sheltered ass, gay ass bozo. If i have to listen to one more im going to fuck myself to death with a butternut squash. Break sobriety already and quit being a fag

George Chauvin

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Kikosio

That’s hella gay

Seymour Buetts

They do you just don’t pay enough ((I don’t either))

Kikosio

Cringe

Kikosio

bitch-ass bitch

Michael Polites

I think you meant the multiverse

Michael Polites

The universe bitch

Financial Foundation

Best pod currently in the world

Michael Polites

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Tropico

Someone tell these idiots to upload video to patreon

Seymour Buetts

BenR

FootFungus

Both

FootFungus

Time to be gay with my dad

FootFungus

I remember being six and having a boner looking at a painting of a crucifixion. I wonder if I’m gay or just very Christian

georgedagain

Faggot in the first two minutes, starting off strong. Gonna be a good one

Patrick Wickham

¡Alhamdulillah!

GeorgeWBussy

And the letter R ;)

the 🐀s gimp

A third of Ben is the letter N. He has to do it

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Thought the title of the episode was "Jews" for a sec and though Ben finally went mask off. In due time

J-Mac

Just the letter N

Pat

That’s was a spooky episode title to read this week

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

big ups to TND (the needle drop) for turning me onto this show! LONG LIVE (TND)

SumBumbleFuck

Jihad Jace can't keep getting away with this

George Chauvin

It’s 8am and I’m swishing my piss and loading up LP

Joshua Nabizadeh

How has Ben not been arrested?

King Schaub

Eighth

tragic21

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sir peepus

Talkin this and that

Johnny Friendly

Cracking open my Diet Coke, if I don’t hear Faggot or the letter N I’m gonna be PISSED!

the 🐀s gimp


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