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Merch is Live

Letting you guys know first. Limited run for the next three weeks and then cutting off orders. It’s the good quality stuff. The kind of shirt you OD in and still look fresh when they wheel you of the morgue drawer

Merch is Live

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its made then orders are filled once they are made. Be patient for shipping confirmation.

Hank Chill

Has anyone received confirmation that their order shipped?

Gary Busey

What’s this on

Bart Chrysler

Hi fags. Not sure if they ship to Sweden but asking this anyway. Does anyone know if a US medium is the same as a EU medium etc?

Caffeineaddictwizard

I’m going to buy it! And never wear it out in public 😊

Noah

What are some cool dimensions I can look into? Any recommmends?

George Floyd Avery

how long till they start finding bodies with the keychain left attached to each small toe

tizm

no, it is

Asher B

never bought merch from anyone but i had to get the nascar tee its pretty rad

Asher B

He needs the money before the baby comes, not after.

Corey Reynolds

thank god for the lpga shirt ⛳️

Andrew Godwin

Just wear the merch guys. Stop acting like we have morals lol

Rosemery Cardenas

No women's cut? Men's tshirts look weird on me, so I'll have to pass -.-

LNM

I got a xxl Sobe so I can run stendos and not print! Very good dudes.

Chad

Make a jimmy darts

Bart Chrysler

Get a job, sparkling wiggle

Paul Fickes

ben, there’s no afterpay or klarna options. how do you expect us peasants to pay off $40 at once??? i’m calling my lawyer joe rogan

Cat

I’m not fat I ordered a large not thinking it would be a blanket

Connor Argenziano

I ordered a shirt the wrong size, is it possible to change the size I order

Connor Argenziano

Very good very edgy

Clay Ivy

When do the George Floyd minion t shirts come out? Hopefully within the next 9 minutes and 29 seconds?

Diddums

Already did brother

Joe

Fuck you and fuck your stupid baby

Sniggering

Justin just messaged me, it’s coon

Sniggering

Clearly they’ve sold out. Fucking cunts.

Sniggering

Too all the mommas $ cucks who can’t buy 6 sticker at least if you don’t want a shirt maybe shouldn’t be on here. Just saying. Go listen to more west coast podcasts. Sissies

Mathew Baker

If you can’t buy a 6 sticker than you’re a fool…. What’s the point of this? Holding onto your parents $ like your some design guru. Have fun at your Olive Garden shift tom

Mathew Baker

These are gay. Where’s the for retards by retards merch.

Cole Backus

The secret promo code is a slur

Justin Stone

Make a hoodie that says general darts on it. Make a fat retard observer shirt anything a bit more creative than what you made

Boy George Floyd

The golf shirt was okay so I got it but it all is very short of what I expected

Notgaybutretarded

I'm a huge fan, but this shit sucks...

Young Douche

Will you have baby wear?

Joe

The fucking music at the bottom….what a theme.

The Peen.

I’d love to buy all the merch but would hate for someone to google what lemon party means 🤣

Chris

I know you guys respect honest, and I truly love you all, but the merch isn't very good.

Johnny Malloy

And also send a picture of your butthole everyday to the merch store email address.

ZazooPrayStar

I cant wait to be attacked in public in my lemon party merch

Spencer

experience with website 10/10 merch designs 3/10 wanted to buy something so bad but couldn’t pull the trigger :”( freakin luv y’all though

Tylers Notslick

We need 3X we’re fat!

Tony Carbs

We need a very good shirt. Cmon people. I have money for you to steal

Sniggering

Wow so many fat people!

Alec Baldwin

lmao buy a treadmill instead of lemonparty merch fatso

Connor Argenziano

Hope you make a lot of money :)

Soren Harvey

Awesome! I was just thinking I needed more clothing in my wardrobe that made people think I’m gay.

Jeff

This merch fucking sucks why does Jace draw and not draw anything good for the merch

Austin Laverdure

Sorry for my outburst, I'm adopted and gay.

Half Life 3

$30 shipping to Canada. Very good

Christian Tweedy

Got mine! Alla hu akbar retards! Thanks guys!

Geo Zawsum

No kool aid jammer swag 😔

Daniel Walsh

Devan’s dad is putting a hurting on the LP funds huh

doak1

Could I still extract DNA from that?

Garrett Browne

pretty cool but i aint paying 30 for shippin

toadman

Funniest part about this is the LP crew would sincerely mock anyone wearing podcast merch.

Yurr Aphagg

stoked for the boys but id like to see more stuff drawn by Jace and maybe some more inspired designs ❤️

Garrett Browne

You can get custom jewelry made with their loads fyi

Monster MW

Damn this is awesome I wish I didn’t just spend $30 at Spencer’s

Monster MW

Pod cast merch is gay

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Could I get mine autographed with a load from each of the boys? Gonna bioengineer my own LP pod, I'm hoping where it's old jizz they'll be retarded

Garrett Browne

You’ll be able to recognise me, I’ll be the only other white guy

jws ldn

Devan is so fucking funny

Johnny Friendly

If you don't give yellowkings a discount I'll literally cite LP in my suicide note.

E L î

Will you be giving Yellow kings a discount code?

E L î

Where’s the shirt of you three blowing each other?

comixbrainz zzz

the line work reminded me of his style but im probably just retarded

Storm The Gates

Where’s the xxxxxxl???

Brendan Kanaley

i would’ve loved to wear that one to work

Sam

Nice move snatching the bankrupt Sobe logo

Shaggy

I like the LPGA and the wish you were there brother. The shipping is molesting me. I live to far a way or I would brother

Stewart

Now I’m going to have to buy all the XXL sizes and starve myself for a couple weeks to fit into these bad boys, thanks guys for the motivation, just what I needed !

Jorge

Biggest humanitarian crisis since the takedown of Big Tobacco

Sam

I think we could’ve given our golden child, Jace, a little more creative liberty here. I mean the lizards aren’t even goo-ing on their lizard girlfriends

Sam

Los Angeles apparel is good quality I think thats a fair price

Storm The Gates

I think the designs are okay, but the hoodies and t shirts look illustrated in jace's style. Although I love his art I dont know if that was the best route for promoting a product, but it says these are printed on LA apparel which are pretty good quality.

Storm The Gates

The margins are so small on these things. Idk what everyone thinks things cost now if they’re actually nice material. We could do something that really sucks like other comedy shows that you impulse buy and give to goodwill after ten washes

Ben Avery

Wish I coulda been there at the design meeting brother 😘

Michael Polites

Yeah but the autocopulation would be wayy better in that hoodie bro

Michael Polites

Does sizing go up to “Fat retard guzzling boba at marvel premier” XL?

Arnold_Schwarzemaider

65 for a Hoodie? Well, I guess I just go FUCK myself.

Half Life 3

Wish I could fit into your shirts, brother.

Evan Scabetta

Where’s Jace’s art

Sam

It’s called being fucking jacked, retard

Jorge

Bruh you seriously think none of your fans are a 3XL ???? Wtf lmao I need 3XL ! NOW

Jorge

Idk why but im so proud & stoked for you guys lol you can GET IT.

Ferrari

Wish I were there brother

Starryclub

Sweet. Thanks for the info. Next time, put a piece in there for the yellow kings. Maybe something like “paypigs lives matter” idk. Just a thought.

Corey Reynolds

thanks to my best friends for expanding this para-social relationship I hold so dear . god bless George Floyd Avery .

Jason Sheehan

Would absolutely buy this

Jack Vandelay

Kinda disappointed there aren’t any socks I can goon into, but I guess a heart shirt will suffice.

Jack Vandelay

thank you dads💕⭐️💅🏼

Cat

Can’t wait to wear this to college and have other regards recognize it

_bxrt

Wow seriously no XXXXL

Wike Warchowski

Not gonna lie, the SOBE logo flip is fire.

REDBAR

Gonna wear the hoodie to work, can't wait to lose my job so I have more time to listen to retarded podcasts

Nick

Clubbed to death goes so perfectly with this Dylan Klebold apparel

Christian Tweedy

I need the nascar one

Connor Lowe

Jace said he fit into a L but an XL would be better. L is the perfect size for me but I usually wear XL everything. I live oversized boxy shit. 2X would probably be fine. It’s LA apparel. Look up dimensions if you need

Ben Avery

Just do it, retard. Don't be a faggot

Nick

I was afraid this was my telegram gc at first

2 chainz

verrrry good

Spencer

Wish I coulda been there brother 😂

Booker T

So if I go with a large it shouldn’t be too tight, buying one of each rn

Jason Sheehan

The podcast is named LEMONPARTY not sure what you’re expecting Walter

Max Childs

Maybe boxy is the right word

Ben Avery

It’s LA apparel so it’s def looser fit / baggier

Ben Avery

Sounds like a rape attempt

Booker T

Wish I could have been there brother

USAnmbr1

Pussy fart

Booker T

One of the easiest purchases I've made all year, gentleman

Nifears

Thank you

Cassie

GOONING right now

NotAfraidToPoop

Please spare me the $9 shipping charge and will all 3 of you goongawds personally deliver this to my office in Beverly Hills - I’ll buy lunch

VanGina69

I popped a zyn and now I need to know where I can find that song

raulito

I hope to see David Goggins strangle his wife on IG live with one of these fine garments. Have an upvote my good sirs

I. Shyr

How’s the sizing Benjamin? True to size?

Jason Sheehan

LPGA sgoooooo

Snare.Ender

Worth it. Fuckin finally

h0ttcarL

Why is podcast merch always terrible? Nobody is wearing this stuff in public.

Walter

Very good, Jose

Gary Busey

Ben, I’m loving the merch. I really need to grab a few things. But your killing us, the biggest size is really XXL??? You know we’re all 5’3, 300 pounds, eatin bags of fudge rounds. Atleast go up to 3xl man. But for real though, can we get a 3xl? What size would a real man like Jace wear? I’m no noodle like you & devan.

Corey Reynolds

$49 for a t-shirt. pain. worth it tho

Caleb

Does each order come with an FBI raid?

Gary Busey

gecko tee and lpga tee are immaculate. thanks for all the retarded hard work!

rock0

Any gear that shows my pride? Im hella gay. Like big time gay. I do sex with guys in my fanny and mouth.

George Chauvin

ONE style available in Lady shirt woulda been nice, I want to look like a retard not a retarded lesbian.

QuornFedDame

I don’t steal. I am white.

Dustin Fugate

way to release on pay day, very good.

Gremmalin

Can’t wait to wear this in London, England. Cringe

jws ldn

Does this come with naming rights to your child who I'm financially supporting?

JB

God dammit u stole my joke

Bean Baun

Was really hoping promo code “goon” would work…

Max Larsen

$30 shipping to get a sticker to canada, wish i coulda bought it brother, i'll make the purchase when international shipping is a little better.

Billygilly

Does it ship worldwide?

Ludwig Jonsson

All the lemon party fans complaining thers not an extra extra extra large and only an extra extra large

Bean Baun

Eintausend jahre podcast!

David

Can we get tasteful nudes of Jace when buying over 100$ in product

Patrick Wickham

great stuff

rock0

Anybody have some spare change? I’m currently an unemployed retard but gotta support the guys

Dylan Danielson

What the hell, you don’t have any 3XL hoodies? I’m a fat retard and I know my rights. I have the same lawyers as Lizzo and you’re going to be hearing about this, SOON.

Dustin Fugate

Just ordered hoodie. Very good very good

Jose Pena

Just tried placing a $400 order and the page fucked up

Grant Brannock

Gotta string the hoodie yourself? Kind of a pricey sweatshirt to come with a chore

Michael Pelletier

good. I'll buy the max and start a black market.

BustCohle

the sobe shirt rules

George Floyd Avery

Fuck yea

Jason Sheehan

THE MUSIC FUCKING SENT ME

George Floyd Avery

Wish I could’ve bought some brother, the addition taking a hold of everything currently.

Maickel

Cringe

OG HoneyBadger

Very nice

Dylan Danielson

Verrrrrry good

Jack larson

LFGGGGG🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

vandul .

Great! Something to wear to my drug addicted mother's funeral

Cannon

Literally am listing to the pod Ben got hyped over referencing sobe rn

Bean Baun

Ready for that drip.

Sgt Taco Meat

Schwiiinnggg (waynes world reference)

Dalton Williams

I wish my roommate had waited till now to OD in my bathroom

John Kleemeier

Merch idea: Ben Soyface Calendar

Marco A Ballesteros

Let’s fucking goooooo

Pat


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