P056: The Samsas

Avery, Son of Roach

Dillon Sanders

I hate almost everything because of this pod

Cullen merrifield

Mustache for a penis

Mr. Peanut

dude baby falling down ron bit from jace is an all timer and went under the radar

Auberon Quin

Not really, it’s just the podcast has no growth, I mean they are already repeating and repackaging. The kids also have no heart or soul…it’s just talking shit. Most of them have done fuck all, besides other failed podcasts and this only got a bump because Ben left Dillon. It’s all just extremely “grating” at this point, and like a cheap cum town knockoff…except people pay to see them.

Vic boss

Horseshoe theory 😂😂😂😂

Jaylen irving

Well yeah. I agree. But they are jokes man. It's meant to be inflammatory

Fausto Crapiz

Thank you for ruining my life further with this excellent recommendation.

Jack Vandelay

I've listened to the original Brain Jail start to finish 3-4 times. (That's Ben, Jace, and Kevin Tienkin). It's not quite as over the top, and it has some serious parts that I really love. Favorite pod of all time.

Fausto Crapiz

Yes. Certainly. That is the joke.

Fausto Crapiz

Haha reading the comments, they think they’re actually serious.

Pile KittenMouse

Dude the public was possibly the best yet. The Texas rangers vs gangs rif. You guys please write a movie.

Joseph Mead

YT episode was banging. Very good. Looking forward to the Paytch.

manipulatemansplainmanifest

🎶Sittin on a cock cuz im gay🎶

George Chauvin

If you close your eyes it’s like they do the entire ep talking into a fan

tizm

Something is off with the audio on the main episode

jodo123

Amazing how everyone opened up in this episode. Respect for that much honesty.

Hack_es

Some eps like That's Rife I've listened to about 8 times.

Ambientus

Andy

Just got my Snapchat permanently banned for posting “tap in” with a clip of this pod 🤦‍♂️ rest in peace bozo

Adam Earls

Gay on the moon

Adam Earls

Anyone listen to these more than once? More than twice? I have been and my natural inclination is that’s a sign of a severe mental illness that’s currently going untreated.

Jack Vandelay

It’s just non stop shit talking, by people who play golf….it’s just cum town bits. Was funny in the beginning, but it’s just…it’s weird, it’s like watching people eat vomit, except they keep making golf videos. Do appreciate you guys, but I also hope Ben’s child is severely autistic, like crippling autistic. Ben did great sketches, do more of that…it’s just golfing and it sucks. Nobody likes golf, you’re just masturbating. https://youtu.be/7hzuMJKhXW4?si=FcU4hvPGpenw57Jb

Vic boss

I grew up in a broke Christian family so these kinds of episodes are just so fucking nice to hear I’m not alone in my crazy ass upbringing

Biblically Accurate Barstool

Lemonparty live from the Fully Loaded Cruise! 🚢

comixbrainz zzz

Might do it today

Bart Chrysler

Hearing about Devans childhood is bae

DHexus23D

I wish you could have riffed more on joes song. The few lyrics you threw out were hilarious.

Taylor Kent

That’s big happy to you

Sniggering

Assisted living facilities are only getting more pricy folks

Ray Kump

I’ve traveled through big spring once or around it I guess lol.

Steven J Blea

Bens little moan at 12:08 lmfao

Jeffrey Black

I listen to Lemonparty every day during my drive to work. Yesterday I decided to listen to NPR to shake things up. I hit a deer and totaled my car. Checkmate, atheists!

Rusty Shakleford

you guys are severely retarded about cars and business lol, people rent industrial real estate and pay people 70k a year to work on cars, these things have expenses. your car isn't an investment its the value of $1200 getting you to work over the next year. also its work you only need to do once in the time you own it

ChrisHimself

They got a few yards closer to the line this ep

Mike J

I had a truck on 38s but I'm tall so it's easy but it was hilarious watching shorter friends get in

Mike J

Just starting this podcast while I put on my shitty greasy gloves to work on my shit car. Gentlemen, sometimes those lights do mean something

Bill S Preston Esquire

Absolute fucking banger, will shamelessly shill this to my friends till Devan can afford to move john into a real home

Marc Tamasco

The first 5 minutes of this is so insanely retarded I love it

Patrick Wickham

im laughing thinking about a mechanic listening to the first 10 minutes just fuming

David Lucas

seeing those Brett Gelman videos I’ve been having imaginary fights with him all day. Very upsetting

Stewart

I see jace has been working on his Bert laugh

Daniel Yunker

I’m thinking he told the story poorly, and he meant to say he popped the head off of the kids doll. The only way that made sense to me after relistening to it like 5 times lol.

Jeff

Hey! Meth heads and Mexican gangs are all that my hometown had too!

Frontside shitslide

@ 35:30 the veil is lifted, and we discover why Jace is so racist.

Frontside shitslide

I very much enjoyed this trauma dump

Laurel McDonald

Slight difference between GA and TX. My dad would say "you are about as worthless as tits on a bull".

Will

Time to organise a kill Tony live from Palestine

Sniggering

Wow, the first censor on the podcast, we did it.

Caleb

Ant

Joseph Brown

I'd rather get that as an excuse for the shitty service than the constant t-mobile emails about planned tower maintenance.

Joseph Brown

I used to have a wrangler with a 7" lift and 35" swampers, I would crush my nuts a lot from the wide leg stretch to get in and sit down. But when you pick up a woman to put them in their seat they get horned up. Only good reason to lift your car.

Joseph Brown

Hans fell off hard and he hasn't been funny in a long time but when I first started watching the show would at least have a decent set or joke every once in a while. He got way too comfortable too quick

Frontside shitslide

Those Austin retards will literally laugh at anything

Frontside shitslide

Jace and devan saying how much they love black guys is actually somehow the most racist thing they’ve said.

Jeffrey

Is this the Puerto Rican rattlesnake?

Kenny Kratchman

My grandpa grew up in big spring Texas. Horrible place. Used to pick cotton as a young child.

Jaushua Luna

Make fun of my people(Uber drivers) one more time Ben and you’re gonna see these hands foo!

Steven J Blea

Wellbutrin is pronounced Verygoodbutrin in Korea

Calen Lucas

Love you boys more than a merch purchase ever could say

Derek Van Oosterom

I could listen to you guys impersonate the Incredulous Cholo forever… get him on the pod

Joey C

At Chinese restaurants, who the fuck is gonna pay to see him at a comedy club? Those people should be on a list

Ambientus

Love you always matty

Noah

Uncle Laser is out there headlining shows 🤡

comixbrainz zzz

My merch has been ordered so when does Devan scream at my tits? Is it a meet and greet thing? How does it work?

Half Life 3

Can we get some funny Wellbutrin merch @Jace?

Anna Conda

Only a matter of time until they bad mouth jim millon and we get to gawk at an insane feud between gays and retards

Ben Smokin

Tuesday, my car broke down outside Fort Hancock, Tx. Shit was out of a horror movie combined with scam artists. I can’t believe anyone other than heathens and godless savages could live in West Texas. So glad you we got the Avery boys out alive!

VanGina69

Who's going to leak Jace's gooning vids from his laptop camera?

Walter

The Lemon Party podcast is the best advertisement for the CIA. We get comedy gold every week, but we’re missing out on so much more. If you join the CIA you can get access to an entire backlog of content from warrantless wiretapping Ben, Jace, and Devan phone and video calls. If your CIA boss questions you, say that it’s a crypto-alt right terrorist group and you’ll get years of access to free content that’d be worth $1000s in Patreon content.

Austyn

I dont understand why people like William. I watch the show every week, once in a blue moon he'll have a joke that might make me chuckle but that's it. Hans is terrible and DL is/was decent at times

Ambientus

Not just Hans, all of the regulars, brah. At least Hans writes, it’s trash but he writes. William has two jokes and he’s been it at for 10 years. David Lucas needs 20 seconds to catch his breath from climbing the stairs, so that kills 1/3 of the time for him. I’m not sure I know what Kam is doing and I’m positive he doesn’t either. The show is just a parade of Tony’s unfunny dumb dumbs now.

comixbrainz zzz

Can we all agree Hans Kim is complete dog shit and his family shouldn’t have survived the war?! Too far? Nope.

Sniggering

U guys pronounce it aunt or ant? I’m guessing ant …

Sam Stich

Ben's screenplay about Devan's obsession with soda: Fruit Punch Drunk Love

Johnny Malloy

In fairness those birds worked for the cia and are part of a global psy op. Same as the war torn orphans riddled with malaria from a 3rd world African country. Tragedy, but also working for the cia.

Sniggering

2 hours! Oh fuck yeah bud. I hope none of you have T-Mobile because I'm not paying attention on calls today.

Marshall Powers

Nothing like good ol trauma

Brendon

Jace works for big welbutrin

Joseph Mead

Is the story of the kid getting killed real?

FootFungus

Your takes about family are the same as a cringe redditor. If hanging with your extended family for 5 hours once or twice a year is trauma inducing there's probably something wrong with you.

Yurr Aphagg

I always get Big Spring and Big Lake TX mixed up... Wasn't the rookie with Dennis Craig based outta there?

Cody Moravits

No country for old bugs

Casi

Mr Avery is trying his best to connect with his children. “This cartoon looks gay, maybe one of my faggot children will like it.”

Stewart

Friday morning slurs, my favorite!

George Floyd Minion

pappy o’daniel reference very nice

Mr. D

Is Hans Kim that racist Asian? Hilarious

Benjamin Schlegel

I have enough cell service at work to see the comments but not listen so I may be taking my own life. This might as well be my last will and testament and my final wish is for the lemon party boys to continue receiving my monthly subscription until my money runs out. Nothing to my family. Thank you.

beefsquatch

Ben, let's get a golf video featuring Jon Daly. That would rule.

GeorgeWBussy

Merch idea: Ben Soyface/Jay Goonface Calendar.

Marco A Ballesteros

I am always ready to hear Jace expess his pain. It is beautiful to be here to witness queer healing. Let us hold space for you.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Talkin this and that

Johnny Friendly

One day Ben will be wearing shorts so high that we will accidentally get a glimpse of his perineum. It will be smooth and untouched from years of religious sexual repression. Just for a second, he will let it linger in the air before gentle caressing it with a single finger while looking directly at the camera before sealing it from our eyes forever. Never to be seen or fondled again. Great episode so far. Keep up the amazing work.

Abdallah Hiffiz

At first it was a joke that I drank Mountain Dew and now I have the shakes if I don’t drink it

Ned

I’m not saying other cawdmeidans with pawdcasts are getting more racists and throwing out retard and hard Fs more since LP but, seems like it

Seymour Buetts

Veeerry good

Velcro

Ohh it stinks, nice and good

George Chauvin

I saw Ben trying to lure more baby birds today. He was dripping fentanyl in the bird sugar water…sick..sick fuck. We can’t stop funding his bird molestation operation through patreon.

Pat

Very good

Elliot Jones

I needed this.

Benjamin Schlegel

I love gay sex

Dom Cusack

yesss! it's Friday baby!

X__andy

Good morning Benjamin

Joe Boomer

Thank you

Logan Brown