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Live Podcast in Austin

letting u guys know first. Feb 7

Live Podcast in Austin

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Don’t forget to bring ur monkey!

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

I live in Switzerland can’t make the live taping, lmk when you decide to get serious and come to the white wakanda

Aaron

This podcast is my guilty pleasure. I cook a delightful meal for my family while listening to the most deranged rantings of three twisted individuals and it keeps me sane.

RaptorRachel

the thought of going to this terrifies me

thewallstreeturinal

Is there gonna be a VIP ticket meet and goon sesh after the show?

Mongoloid Strength

I’ve already reported this event to the FBI.

comixbrainz zzz

I just celebrated 10 years sober last month. I was lucky. I quit one day and never looked back. I just realized everything I ever regretted saying was done under the influence of alcohol and considered myself separate from me when I was drinking. It was like I was a different person, someone I didn't respect or like, so I changed. But I know it's not easy. I tried many times before. Eventually you get there. All you can do is try.

Johnny Malloy

Hey man, I was a huge sloppy drunk my entire 20s and most of my 30s before I went sober. I do not judge when it comes to drinking.

Johnny Malloy

I know. We're all just fucking around. It's all good.

Johnny Malloy

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Monster MW

CHAZ fell pretty fast, after some kid died from a gun shot wound, the dorks wouldn’t let police in w/ paramedics so the kid bled out. Everything outside of Portland,Oregon is a lot more anti-commie :p

Monster MW

What a crazy coincidence. I’m gonna be in Dallas for work that week. I got to find a way to escape work bullshit and get down there for one night. But it is like a 4 hour drive

dan from south jersey

Only someone who would actually fuck up the show would take offense to what I said, and you swooped predictably right on cue.

Johnny Malloy

Hahaha I’m just far enough to escape the crazy but Portland is like an hour away

Monster MW

West coast, Oregon state

Monster MW

Don’t worry I won’t lol I’ve got a rough plan of where things go so I take care of the important stuff first, put some away, make some smart purchases etc (fingers crossed)

Monster MW

Flying in for this. Real excited boys

Optimal-Dump

Always a great contribution from you MMM. And you didn't have to pay 5 bucks to say it.

Johnny Malloy

Hey live up to your surname, sir!:p

Monster MW

The accident was almost 3 years ago so luckily I’m doing much better. Dumbass semi truck driver made an illegal lane change, my car ( 04 Chevy Aveo) got stuck between it and the center divider, flipped a few times. Then last year the guy that hit me died so it’s been a long process. Best believe I’m gonna send some super chats more than $4 when that deposit hits ;p

Monster MW

Lmao is this you being smooth 🤣

Michael Polites

If mattyrat doesn’t make it to the show I will riot

Luke Smith

😎

Gina Hyena

Maybe even his co-host who is kinda popular

Will Wickham

Best of luck with the live show, boys. Hopefully the crowd doesn't royally fuck up the show the way I'm concerned they might.

Johnny Malloy

Have on Rogan and Segura and talk about the craft of comedy ans then tell Tom he used to be a disgusting fat poor.

Jay Heinkel

If I lived in Texas my gay ass would come to a live taping. I really wanna force hug Devan until he’s uncomfortable

Jay Heinkel

Go on matt and Shane’s

Connor Brennan

Come to east coast next

Pat

Am going to buy 10-15 tickets and not show up. Might ship out some flat Stanley’s in my place

Flabbergasted

damn wish i could be there brother do a show in new york and have some food made by a retarded pworto reekan and a bodega cat that actually is in hamas and directed the attacks

Boy George Floyd

Can we get a free voucher of some sort for retards like me who are gonna fly out from south Florida

Jorge

You guys should have Rogan and segura on the show and talk about supplements and teslas

dan from south jersey

Why are 90% of the people on this Patreon mentally retarded

dan from south jersey

Will & Dawn

dan from south jersey

How many federal agents will be at this?

dan from south jersey

Their racism would kill in OC lol

Andrew Kline

Matt lives in Austin now, maybe get him to help promote

Andrew Kline

Wish I could be there brothers but I'm a short order cook in NH.

Geo Zawsum

This is gonna need a lot of security.

Zz Topz

No lol car accident

Monster MW

Love it, probably won’t be able to attend but i’ll be there in retarded spirit,

Max Cole

You are clearly sane, smart guys but most people in these comments are genuinely on the spectrum aka retarded and/or have a sub-average IQ. Hope I’m not one of them.

Michael Polites

Next time if can do LA or Orange County I’ll be there

Michael Polites

Shit I hope I get my settlement check in time

Monster MW

Get that gay financial audit dude Caleb Hammer, have him break down interest rates while you show him Yankee in the South

Nicky D

Wish I could be there brother

Nicky D

Can I bring my gf?

Dog Fart

Wish I could be there brother

John Grady Cole

Ah yes Austin, the last bastion of comedy in America! No woke mind virus here! I can't wait to see my favorite millionaire comedians and you guys too. Cheers to Lemon Party!

Preston Ryan

This is going to go off like that shooting at SXSW to eliminate the witnesses of the Saudis popping off in Vegas

Dom Cusack

Looks like all that hard work Joey's been puttin in deep beneath the city is about to pay off...

PokeyHaunties

Let me guess, Ja Rule?

raulito

Fuck me running

raulito

Stephen paddock

Daniel

this is gunna stink worse than a con

King Larry

gay

Mr. D

I will try my best to attend. If not, I will send something or someone for commemoration. Best of luck.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Hopefully Paddock doesn't show up

Kyle

Ok

Jackson Hamelin

I barely know I will barely like be there foo.. Just can't figure out which duster I wanna wear.

Julio Santana

Sweet Jesus! I would be terrified to go anywhere near this event lmao 🤣

Tyler

I can’t believe Jace got the afternoon drive spot on INFOWARS. Congratulations

David Eric Ricketts

We're all extremely gay retards no matter how you slice it.

Several Boogie

Like most of you in these comments, I am gay and my dick is small as well

Roach Giggins

Wish I coulda been there brother

Ambientus

Is New York possible? 🫶

Ninjachucks

Who’s trying to get piss drunk with me before

Matthew

Ben’s drinking again for sure

Brooks Booker

I know I’ll never experience this as if you did infact get the funds to do something similar in the uk they would never let you in the country, I don’t even think you’re be allowed to leave your own. You’re on some lists.

Noah

Chicago when?

Ewokuno

We have other shows we’re booking that week dumbs ass

Ben Avery

Like to take you for a spin. Even better if you have a stick, if you know what I mean

Funny Donor

Way to have it in the middle of the week retards

Brooks Booker

NO BLACKS ALLOWED AT THE SHOW (unless they’re hired help or slaves/dead)

RandomUser

Wow. Congrats boys. I'm gay and drink retarded tranny cum.

Normbugerking

I'll put my adult diaper on in solidarity from MN (fucking stoked for y'all, shits getting real!! 💜)

Ferrari

Can there be an interactive station for fans to disassemble and reassemble rifles in the back?

Not my gov name anymore thank God

I may roll in myself. We should all rent out the same hotel and sacrifice a goat

beefsmellington

Austin before LA? Gotta suck that Rogan peen a lil bit I get it

Skazzo

Ik this is up to the club but if they don’t let my 20 yr friend in with me I’ll fuckin make this taping one to remember gents

Nick22

John knauf ?? Will fly from Ontario canada if i can see the big man live

Dalton Williams

Will jace be running a goon zone ? I have to tug atleast ince an hour

Dalton Williams

With this fan base, that venue is gonna need at least half a dozen metal detectors.

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

We’re gonna torture you bob

Danny

Legitimately sad for both of you

Danny

Flying in from Alabama, it’ll be worth it.

Sgt Taco Meat

I'm driving down from Flint for this. Seriously. That's how little I have going on in my life.

Several Boogie

WTF, Why aren't you coming to my remote outpost in Antartica for a live show, cringe, unsub.

Mike Berger

Thanks man! autocorrect and I'm old. Shitty combo. Appreciate the save. Cap bruh fam tight right?

Nopores

Bring tim on and just gaslight the shit out of him the whole time

Ando

Wish I coulda been there brothers

Evan

Don't think you know what imbibe means retard

Ando

Both your dogs shaved and in a dog/human centipede with ray kump in the middle or we riot

Ando

10pm on a Wednesday? Are we still in college? I got work mothafucka!

Rusty Shakleford

redbans club lmao bc they were giving him shit last episode. then again they give everyone shit

Samuel Hughes

2 drink minimum, relapse gang gang

BustCohle

Steve Harvey or we riot.

Sgt Taco Meat

I'm playing NASCAR on xbox rn with my custom LP car bc I'm a poor piece of shit. Way too poor to afford a ticket to Austin, TX. Could this be the start of a multi-city tour?

Samuel Hughes

Try for Bryan Cranston

The Luuuke

Charlottesville 2.0 buckle up boys

Grant

what a fuckin snitch

Andrew Godwin

LP on KT please 🙏

Adam Earls

Sick. But I live in England and have no money, wish I could have been there brothers.

Viktor Engqvist

The enthusiasm you guys had when you started the podcast?

Danny

TD!

BEC SPK

Wish I could be there brother but I'm busy getting my eyes plucked out by a pigeon.

Pur Foncho

Anthony Cumia or we riot

Grant

They're gonna pull an MF DOOM

Soren Harvey

Do a home birth on stage!

Benjamin Schlegel

Everyone needs to fucking stop

Benjamin Schlegel

Wish I coulda been there brother

Adam Earls

Will & Dawn or don't bother

Mike S

Tim Dillon?

Delyn Kirstein

Very good

Shane

Bryan callen?

J M

I'm only going if they bring stavi back!

Benjamin Schlegel

First live! Congratulations !

Stewart

Alrighty, boys! Just bought a coupla preferred seating tix for me and the wife! I told her we’re going to see the most reTARDED SHOW on EARTH!

Jeffrey James Fratus

That’s dope

Andrew Bullock

I can see Ben rolling his eyes while typing this

Dmitri Margolis

Working on a special guest

Ben Avery

It’s a link for tickets

Ben Avery

Got my tickets, now looking for flights to Austin.

Sgt Taco Meat

Now I gotta call off work and buy a flight to Austin

Dmitri Margolis

In

Rudy Garza

I whole heartedly support you guys but I’m calling the Austin police department now just to warn them

Gunnar Squires

WTF??? Y’all came to Austin and didn’t even tell your loyal patrons? Very good, unsubscribed ar tards.

bob

How many koolaid jammers am I allowed to bring in?

Jackson

Nice. Where at?

Doc Holliday

God damn I’m in california

Jason Sheehan

I'l have my diaper on

Grant McCarty

They should swat the event

Patrick Gilbert

what if I don’t drink, do sodas count towards the minimum?

Robert

MOTHER SHIP! MOTHERSHIP! Mothership! Mothership! Joe Rogan! JRE! Tom segura! Mothership! Austin! Comedy hub of the world! Well done boys you really out did yourselves ELON MSUCK!

Daniel

Ft Brett gelman at the comedy mothership

David War

At the Mothership with Brian redban?

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Come to uvalde we’d love to have you

Slurpico

Austin first?! What kind of retards would not do the greatest comedy city, Bakersfield CA, First?! Truly disgusting.

Stanley Roach

Imagining explaining to your wife / girlfriend where you’re going that evening….

CactusJack

FULLY

Chad

God I can’t imagine the crowd

Nate

Pee pee time

CrimsonChest

Imagine if I come from Louisiana which is like 6 hours from Houston. Would I be able bring a fat autistic kid for Ben to stare at?

OG HoneyBadger

Poo poo pee pee dipe dipe

Ted marquis

I’ll be on a cruise😢

Garrettvapesalot

Yessirski

Michael watts

Wish I coulda been there brother I got some heavy lifting in the sun to do that day

Stuart Lindquist

Please do a NYC one too if possible

DevMan

Fulfill your Destiny Benjamin

Luke Clements

That’s cap

Klorge

That theatre is gonna smell wild

Connor Milne

Special guest Matt Rife?

Alex Higgins-Lopez

Are you guys going to record it

Jackson Hamelin

Fuck yes. I'm gonna figure out how to give you dumb monkeys some cash so you'll inspire my Will and Dawn fetish. Love ya boys.

Nopores

Boooooo! LA!

Indigo Montana

If you read the comments you’re gay

Eric V

What if we don’t live in Austin? Can you have the live pod in Topeka instead?

TZ

Utah, next.

Two Letter Text

Im gonna sodomize u brother

John Pope

Tim Dillon on the live pod?

Jesse Lieser

I will not be there but CONGRATS!

Tristan Summerall

Gotta have Matt and Shane on

Max Childs

Hot

VanGina69

Please come to Seattle 🙏

Marco A Ballesteros

Is Ben's baby gonna do a guest set?

John K

Wish I coulda been there brother

Uncle Ellis

Are you guys supplying the helmets?

Dillon Cloonan

Oh lawd retard fest inbound

Klorge

Wish I could have been there brother

NotAfraidToPoop

So epic

Dylan Danielson

Hell Yeah. Good shit. VIP available, or just the preferred?

Sgt Taco Meat


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