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P061: big swirly lollipop

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Jace would be the most interesting-looking black guy, for sure.

Phil Sidock

Damn this was LEGENDARY

DooDang

15shitty

cmears76

Do y’all ever talk anymore? His new producer laughs like you but he never disrespects him like he did you guess he learned his lesson

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Also have you ever wanted to Spit Roast Tim Dillon?

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Ben I was just wondering your thoughts on inter species relationships?

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Retard British people wont get that joke

Lairry goldestein

Pee pee poo poo

Lairry goldestein

That might be the worst comment ever. My wife says that bs. So please take a plastic grocery bag over your head immediately. Use 2 and if it can’t fit over your fat head well go for a swim.🏊

Mathew Baker

Never mind I see Twitter has it, thank you Ben, very good!

T K

I was about to drive to my local McDonald’s VERY AANGRY bc I thought they skimped us but I am pleased knowing it got flagged on YouTube for hate speech

NotAfraidToPoop

Thx bby

Kenny Kratchman

It's up on my RSS app, podcast guru!

William D

The YouTube-banned episode is so funny. Really want the video. Ben can we please get an Odysee or Rumble channel? 🙏

T K

just waiting for Soyface

Willycole

I was about half way through when it got dumped. Can’t wait to hear what line these retards finally stepped over lol

Steve

Bless them divines is not caught a second yet thank you fellow coomermeister

Willycole

Hey dude, it's back up on my RSS app at least. Probably be a while before YT works but all east we have the app, I use podcast guru it's lit

William D

U.S. pigs waiting patiently for the Jewtoobe Re-Upload of today’s episode I just voted for you to reupload it here on Patreon not 3 seconds after your Twitter Vote Ben Very Good

Willycole

Bro haven’t you given them so many donations

Lairry goldestein

Fuck YouTube

Lairry goldestein

This is billshit, I can't even find the new episode on my RSS app, did it get the big nuke?? Time to go to rumble/chute Owen Benjamin first guest on the new platform

William D

Got to the part where Devon was saying take off the towels and it stopped....pretty great timing lol

Vidkid

Ran to join the Patreon after clicking the Soda Fountainhead thumbnail on YouTube and seeing “This video has been removed for violating YouTube’s policy on hate speech. Learn more about combating hate speech in your community.” ✊🇵🇸

T K

I didn't even get to learn any hate speech before youtube wanted me to learn how to fight it in my country

Jota Grande

Wtf they removed the youtube episode. Time to write to my Jewish congressman lol

Devid Alekperov

Back on Patreon because while I was listening to 058 Soda Fountainhead, YT thought there was too much hate speech for my R brain to handle. Happy to be back here with all the degenerates

Sam

Unban Clausel from the discord thanks

2Treez

I’ve been hitting mine for years with no problem whatsoever.

Sniggering

I’m making a Lemonparty follow train my twitter is @jayheinkel follow me please. Together we can leave nice comments for the fellas. No homo

Jay Heinkel

This episode was full of racist jokes minus the jokes.

Alex

Wow just joined you guys are sick

Franklin Puckett

Not a bad option but beware the Mexican surprise. They blow up like a punching balloon

Will Masters

Lemon Party Book Club. The Wehrmacht’s Last Stand by Robert Citino. Yes it’s the third and final book in the series but if you haven’t read the first two well please leave the patreon immediately. You are not a true and pure fan!!!

Mathew Baker

I just got my Jocko podcast shill company origin hoodie. I can’t wait for the lemon party made in the USA by 11 yr old Vietnamese Trans girls for 200$ each.

Mathew Baker

Most hateful and racist episode yet… very good!

Wyred

I don't think you understand how podcasts work. But at least you're mentally sound and don't have any weird issues that cause you to leave idiotic, rambling messages on the podcast you pay to listen to. Enjoy your success!

Johnny Malloy

For a rag head, you’d think he’d pretend to like tomato sauce a lil more you know what I mean.

Sniggering

I’m glad you and your wife are having fun, but where did you find the pregnant lady? I’ve been driving up and down the pch all day and accidentally picked 3 little Mexicans.

Sniggering

Just send me your address, if I have to read another American comment that is written in Bobs big boy English, I’ll have all the motivation necessary.

Sniggering

Damn I just went to Marin County for the day, the sky was purple at sunset and I was in a moon garden next to an enormous beautiful Queen Anne Victorian. I wanted someone to walk out of the woods and strangle me.

PokeyHaunties

not enough, we should all aspire to do it before Ben's baby is born.

cf

where can I apply?

cf

you care too much

cf

who care retard

cf

I got another good Chinese joke. You know what the best about being a crippred Asian is? My parents are arready disappointed in me because I’m Asian.

Jeff

Nose goes

Will Masters

Pregnant sex is great. My wife and I very much enjoyed that. Only tough part is the arched back missionary

Will Masters

Nice take Jace on Bourdain. You talk about killing yourself constantly but you never had the balls to do it, and if you did your gravestone would read “You either die a loser or live long enough for people to realize you never accomplished anything without your brother carrying you”. Get real man. I didn’t even fuck with Bourdain but that was so obnoxious to listen to. Damn. Dude traveled the world and ate food. Chill out and up the Wellbutrin dose.

nicky_ hashtag

Enjoyed this one a lot!

Tommy

Need to find the episode where you guys first shit on Anthony B was my favorite episode before this one

Adam

“Come on down to Guy Fieri’s Fuck You Fuck Dump”🤣🤣

Tony

Sam Hydra

Adam Earls

O T T O D A Y , S A T A N

comixbrainz zzz

It’s being printed now and then will ship

Ben Avery

When is the merch shipping out ?

Kyle Lees

A rare miss. This one wasn't too funny.

l o v e l e s s

Devan Pasta and the Avery boys have done it again! Very very good!

Jeff

What’s the address?

FootFungus

I think the crippled asian guy is on Kill Tony

The Luuuke

I’ve read Bourdains first book, definitely a fag

Asher B

We need an "I'm trey parka" hoodie

raulito

Eventually all the credit cards of the patron listeners who killed themselves will be canceled and that's when this show will finally end

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

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Gromit ®

Ive been working in a closet of karaoke “hotel” which is a front for sex trafficking, wood staining trash cans for a next door bar. Life is good

Davy Jones Locker

You should do a show with Zac amico. I think he'd be one of the few people to keep up with the movie references

Sodomy Hussain

These guys are fucking great.

Mark J Fitzgerald

Just realized Benjamin is the Bill Maher of Lemonparty

raulito

Please let that be a real photo 😂

Michael Polites

I was a toilet baby

Ned

Ben being so amused by someone turning “Hello” by Popsmoke into a Walter White iFunny is jarring.

Khady S

Fuck her number 9!

edgemyselftosleep42069

Sunday Mornin Cumin Down the Drain

beefsmellington

Loving the Bourdaine hate!

Joe

The I funny bit… 😂😂😂😂

Josh Saez

Ah yes Benjamin on Ifunny, that tracks

Tyler

Guy’s Fuck You, Fuck Dump 😂

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Is this on youtube shannel

Bart Chrysler

We could stand to lose a few more.

Johnny Malloy

How many lemonparty listeners have killed themselves over the course of this last year, I wonder…

georgedagain

Very very good. I’m fucking howling at work. This rules

Dpro Edwards

I AM RETARDED!

NotAfraidToPoop

Also anthony B had an 11 year old daughter. Like hold out until shes grown up. What a fag

Delyn Kirstein

The Scottish want the Asians just as little as you guys hahaha

Sniggering

Willy Nelson sings Kris Kristofferson is a great album.

Stewart

I honestly can’t stop thinking how hilarious it would be if Ben’s child has severe Down’s syndrome and gets more and more obese as the years go by. The podcast just devolves into Ben rambling about the good old days to his child clapping in the background, Devan eats himself to death after his girlfriend leaves him and Jace finally gets the balls to off himself.

Vic boss

Very very, good

Johnny Friendly

Jace's voice is genuinely very similar to Bourdains, when he talked about in and out burger thing I swear that a direct quote too

Samuel Patterson

Very good, boys.

David Eric Ricketts

Shoutout to all the pears🍐

professor of faggotry

Does Jace not realize he’s fat?

FootFungus

Ben quoting pop smoke songs so he can finally say it on the podcast one day “whaaat?!? It’s not me, I’m just singing pop smoke!”

Shaggy

This made me cum

Daniel

Fantastic fucking episode boys

Cousie

Ah Yes … The Three Muskequeers

Roach Giggins

Huge N word energy boys. Very good

Curtis Varble

That airhorn really ties the room together 🤌

Casi

Nothing ever makes Ben cackle any harder than Jace mocking the kind of retarded southern people that they grew up around

Clint

Two redbones kissing in the back seat

Dom Cusack

HA

3guys1lemon

We have entered the soundboard era. Let's fucking go

You Effo

Red bone is a light skin person with red or cool tone complexion. Yellow bone is warm tone complexion. Retard

Rick Mayberry

MASSIVE FAN OF THE AOUND BOARD HORN. BOURDAIN is also definitely a fully fledged faggot.

Sniggering

Some day a great rain will come and wash away all the comment from people who don't get the joke. Jesus Christ some of the fucking comments...

Johnny Malloy

Great ep guys!😎

Misery Index

Marin county boy here. It's the best we kick all the poors out and Petaluma is in Sonoma county that's a chicken fucker town ben.

Financial Foundation

Thank our fag lord Jesus Christ it’s sour shower time 🍋 🎉

Sniggering

I love you guys 🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈

Lairry goldestein

Is this the grossest episode?

Benjamin Schlegel

Finally, a reason to stop gooning.

Mc

Good morning buddies

Kikosio

Time for some Friday morning slurs!

George Floyd Minion

The power has gone to Ben’s head

Ted marquis

Yas!!!! Great food takes.

Benjamin Schlegel

Fried chicken tender sushi is real, I just googled it

Joshua Nabizadeh

VERY good

Vincent P. Ambrosio III

Lets hope Ben didn’t completely fuck the audio again. Now back to smoking meth.

Corey Reynolds

I will prepare you to be of service to men bigger than us.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Pass the torch brother

Jeffrey Swett

Time for a iron lung dab

Joe Boomer

N

sir peepus

Good morning benjamin

Joe Boomer

Oooh I guess it's an 8am beer and cigarette kinda day. Veeery good boys, keep em coming. Florida loves you

Jeffrey Swett

Right when I wake up for work. The perfect podcast to take a shit to

beefsmellington

Devan stay giving off baby dick vibes

Steve

Ben your YouTube view funneling shenanigans Tuesday cost me listening on my commute

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson


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