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P062: Escape from 9/11

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I had the hiccups for an hour from the World Series riff

ben baucom

"Escape from the city" plays while you skate down from the collapsing tower

Kermafina

Hey Jace, I've also had recurring dreams of killing my father. I think it's normal, don't worry about it. I'm on Wellbutrin FAG

Grug

I used to read a web comic called "Warp 9 to Hell", and I was really counting on them to post something vile on 9/11 to raise my spirits. That day's comic was a flag at half mast. I'm sure the creaters would love to hear that I associate them with 9/11 and expected their first instinct would be to joke about 3,000 American deaths, hours after it happened.

Brandon Obaza

“Personally, if I was in the towers I would’ve smoked some weed” is still objectively the funniest thing I’ve heard from Jace, second funniest was him talking about being molested

Gabriel

Ya can't fart if ya aint got no ass

E L î

You lads have balls to talk about the Sandy Hook inconsistencies haha I work for Alex at Infowars and was working there during the trials It was really sad to watch them try to destroy him for asking questions I’ve really enjoyed your retarded fun podcast It wears one out to have to follow news about the most negative things in the world every day

Dessmond Venatoris

Ben, the chinese mosquitos bite me behind my knees too

Michael Doherty

Super hyped for the merch. Shoutout to Bangladesh.

m

You go "HIt it" and a firing squad unloads on you

Devin Pabingwit

Oh yeah, wtf happened to the soyface?!? WHERE'S MY SOYFACE BEN!

John

When they were talking about shutting in a sink it reminded me of a time when I was 16 that me and my friends were hanging out in this lounge area of the apartment building that one of my buddies lived in and it had a kitchen area and I decided to open the dishwasher and squat over the door and took a dump on it and then slammed it shut as hard as I could. Yeah that was probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever done. The apartment complex added locks and cameras to the lounge area like 3 days later.

Archdiocese Chocula

Dweeb

E L î

The most offensive thing in this podcast is Ben unironically saying he puts tabasco on his eggs. BEN, USE CHOLULA or a quality hot sauce.

E L î

I have Low T back off Faggot is a sentence that I love so much

HalfFaget

Banger I just was banned from 3 discords bc a bunch of asian weebs couldn’t handle the soft a

GalwayMetals

“More like the MBA” Hahahahahaha the shit that slips under the radar constantly is astounding 😂

Rosemery Cardenas

Down syndrome ass 😂

Noah Taylor

Check the puppers for ring worm! Tea tree oil is great but anti fungal might help a little faster . Take care of yourselves :p

Monster MW

Ben Avery: Minorities Report

Monster MW

correct: it's Jace. lol

Rafael Martinez

That horn riff can go to so many songs. Lmao fucking ben finding the perfect racism.

Rafael Martinez

Ben has really been firing from the hip lately with the racism and it’s fuckin tremendous. Very good

Gabriel

Great episode. Take all the time you need. Love you guys

Geo Zawsum

:d

Tristan Summerall

Redbone Jello ass is one of your guy's best bits

Tristan Summerall

Bookending the episode by shitting on scientists... And they say the show isn't scripted!

Russ Sibbison

And this is why it’s worth $25/month

RumHam

Ben if you legit got ringworm don't fuck around and use some herbal hippie-dippie natural shit, go get some anti-fungal cream for the love of god.

John O

As probably the only latino patreon member I'd like to say the song was hollywood swinging by kool and the gang. Cholos used bump rollerskating music too

Felipe G

It’s macular degeneration? Or ocular

Ridge

Pod gettin chippy today….i like it

Booker T

Jace saying he'd like to be able to create a temporary reality where he shits at a urinal in Dodger Stadium got my ribs hurting.

John O

Yep, it gets fucking annoying how many people still ask on the streams.

John O

Shout out to Cherokee D'ass

Uncle Ellis

Damn Jace and Ben’s dad is badass puttin that 🦝 in his place

Booker T

Let me clear my throat

Ridge

Sorry it’s DJ Kool

Ridge

This was such a good episode. Thank you Ben for letting us into your retarded brain. Love you boys

Christie Macdonald

The boys are back in town? More like the drugzzz are back in town

Booker T

Yeah they talk about him on the livestream someone asked if they're on good terms and ben said no lmao no suprises there

sol gare

Have they mentioned his name ever in the history of Lemon Party? Tim used to talk about his friends ‘Devan and Ida’ too. I do love the imagery of Tim as fat Voldemort

Donny

Ben. The Mr Magoo factory just called, they wanna know if you could start Monday

raulito

I swallowed cum 3 times today, 2 were mine and 1 was trudeau's

Future rape target

Show Devan or Ben a phylogenetic tree and watch their heads explode!

John O

I love y'all but no scientist thinks we came from monkeys; we have a common ancestor with them. There's a huge difference lmfao

Acky

Finally - Sandy Hook takes. Everyone head over to bitchute and watch 'Dear Wolfgang'

Danny

Is Tim Dillion Voldemort now?? We just don't say his name anymore?

Daniel Perez

im triggered I love looking up bear attack videos

DreadPirateRoberts

Respect, Phil Ken Sebben

Zacharie T. Boutoille

I just asked for a coke zero with my lunch and he poured me a coors, looks like we're drinking today boys 👍

Adam Morrow

Ben's baby's first word is gonna be the N word.

Bill Maslow

Let me clear my throat by DJ Kool…but that may just be a song that uses a sample of whatever song you’re talking about

r0b

even when you guys get really big you need to stay in this room

garrettviolaisverycool

at 22:00 min the song is "Hollywood swingin" by Kool & the gang, everyone knows that song cuz of San Andreas.

Phil Reotardo

Report back with your findings

USAnmbr1

I'm up early watching the jews change the weather.

Phil Reotardo

First retard on the pile

USAnmbr1


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