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She has to be the most liberal grotesque creature ever

E-money3512

Jace stop being whipped by your gay fat retarded girlfriend. Shut the fuck up dude

E-money3512

Cringe fag

Ateeq Hussain

Episode was mid

Ateeq Hussain

You know a comment is pretty wild if it's too much for lemonparty... and a few comments were deleted on this episode.

Phil Sidock

This comment is gay and retarded. Don't be a fag

Jonathan Churchill

Called my Grandma " Grandma BingoSlut. Got in trouble in grade school when asked what I called my Grandma.

Fred Jackson

You don’t know the DC lore. There’s a episode of hate watch where they mention it. It’s his go-to get-out-of-jail-free card.

Nvm

“Eva Braun coffee maker” — DC 🤣🤣

cmears76

This was jayce

Max DeCrosta

Are you okay?

Brw3010

50 years ago we’d have you upside down

ConuhF

Michael Richards said it during his laugh factory set, you know the one.

Aaron Lief

Hey guys how can I get into the discord

Brandon

I’ve started using it myself in day to day conversation although no one has said anything in response. I also don’t know what it’s referencing, hopefully someone can ask Ben what the lore is

manipulatemansplainmanifest

Wtf is the “these words these words” shit referencing

YeetusYeetus Commitus Self-Deletus

The show is losing its original hype. Ben needs to talk about what happened with TD.

e-man

STFU faggot

Roach Giggins

STFU faggot

Roach Giggins

I’m about to start just changing Jace Jace Jace Jace for the tirades in the regular ep. Got me cracking up

DHexus23D

@Devan is a prophet https://apple.news/A9JfsubGlSye3sWItrUhQsg

Sam

Kelly sounds like a fucking faggot 😂

Joshua Nabizadeh

Gay

Eric V

Y’all are actually retarded you didn’t extended the merch sail. I just saw the Sobé inspired T-shirt on the IG and you know I’d cop the shit out of it. I didn’t think three bumbling Grindr users could make something that looks as dope as that

jake

already happened

Ben Avery

Thank you

Gina Calabrese

Jewtard

DooDang

beefsquatch

Where the fuck is my sweat shirt

Kyle Lees

It would kind of be perfect. ‘Shithead’ would be played by Gracie. Jace would be the Madman that tries to shoot and kill Navin. Devan could play either Harry Hartounian or Mama Johnson as a Madea-esque role. Instead of singing a duet of “Tonight You Belong to Me”, it would be “Chickenhead”, obviously.

comixbrainz zzz

KILL ME IN AUSTIN!!!

Aaron Alexander

Devan mentions half life and hitman in the same episode?

Half Life 3

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. - Corinthians 13:4-7

Lord's Only Son

What are you taking about gay jewtard?

DarkBrando

Im just picturing Ben genuinely attempting to clap on-beat and still looking like Steve Martin.

SKi

That’s not how taxes work.

Ben Avery

Do a remake of The Jerk with Ben as Navin. “I was born a poor, black child.”

comixbrainz zzz

Gina Calabrese

Eudimonia

Sam Stich

I already have.

Jeff

Very good Jeff. I like what you’ve been doing lately. Keep it up and I’ll let you fuck my capuchin monkey that is my significant other and the love of my life

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Then you AIDS. That's brilliant!

Kyle Andrasko

I saw it happen in Lego Fartnite.

Kyle Andrasko

Dolphins look like they have Down syndrome.

Jeff

AND his Comanche great grandpa was literally named ROBERT E. LEE ___________.

Fadedcharacter

My son is 1/2 Comanche and when he was 7, I picked him up at his Christian school and he proceeded to tell me how the older brother of one of his friends should he, "crucified in the boiling hot sun and his corpse decapitated, his head be put on a stake and the body fed to dogs, where he would then spend an eternity in Hell." !!! This was over a lost Lego minifig. He's now 12 and I'm hoping he doesn't "get justice" on his stepdad while he sleeps. 😬. He's actually a sweet little boy. 🤣

Fadedcharacter

Yeah man we could meet in the middle haha I love this show

Sniggering

Why don’t you suck my hairy nuts you little maggot.

Sniggering

😁

NotAfraidToPoop

We call my grandma “Nanu”

Zach Kane

Launching a molotov cocktails into homeless camps and driving SUVs through crowds of people on Miami Beach will be 90% of the gameplay footage first week

Tony

Yes I am a total “hack,” I admit. Very sorry to have offended. I thought this was a friendly community. If I were actually paying homage as a parody account I’d flood the livestreams with unfunny superchats in broken english to piss off Mr. Costa.

MonocledManscapedMonopolyMan

I’ll open for you My act consists on me hanging myself off a rafter standing on a stool jerking off The finisher is me Cumming into the audience like it’s sea world

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

The police are outside your house right now they know what you did with the body

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Disgusting. I like shit on my monkey bussy

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Very good. Don’t forget about slavery. Not that bad.

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

9/11 happens every day My cock flying into every hole in ur mothers body Also the beer in the fridge belongs to me

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Nice. Next time fuck a monkey

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

And can’t even make a kid cum

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

And he lives off craft Mac and cheese when he cums he save it for a milk substitute Talk about some creamy mac

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Yeah he stuck it in dry not even a courtesy spit

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Tell ur mom to fold my laundry it’s bingo night

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Devan Costa is gonna blow you and fuck you with his toned stair master ass

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Hack come up with ur own alliteration

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

You don’t need any help looking like a retard

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Jeffery you need to settle down we all know you can’t be within a 1/4 mile of an elementary school

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Take that dick out ur mouth when you talk to me soft core or I’ll have have to hardcore ur mothers back out Old ladies deserve to cum too

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Don’t forget to fart the cum out ur ass gay Doug ass

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Lipstick or bull? 🤔

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Only if you end it with a bang Allah blackbar motherfucka

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Yeah why fuck a women in the ass when you can fuck a chimp Get it together guys

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Ask ya motha if you want a cum back Danny boy Real sticky with great value towels stuck to ur back

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

No we’re all going to take turns based off weight

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Hopefully you gooned exactly 8:46

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Have you tried jerking off with a monkeys asshole jack 10/10 🔥💯

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Threesome? I got some prime Capuchin ass Freshly bleached

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Life sucks so bad you don’t even have the energy to kill yourself that’s the sad reality of Boomer culture All which could be solved by having sex with a monkey

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Exactly. This a problem that can be solved by being gay And fucking a monkey

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQSM3M1I5y8 that's the song he means lol

Florian

Beware the haunting of the Jacker. I linger in bathroom stalls, to find me just follow the low whimpers

Jack

Gun of prampanos merch in the next drop please

Rori McKinnon

There will come a time in this country where we put all the Jace’s in work camps and finally do something about the “problems” in this country. 99% of our nation’s most pressing issues stem directly from Jewish bankers that run the fed and their negroid pawns.

Gromit ®

Live show needs to be in CLEVELAND

Mathew Baker

Sorry I got caught jerking at work Jack. Hopefully they don’t call you Jacker now could cause an issue if u take a long bathroom break

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Uncle Toms Cabin On my mama boi 💯🔥

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

All guys named Noah are gay and like ball on their chin

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Get the Hell out of our country ✊🏿 I’ll use my second amendment rights to shoot over the ocean and cap ur monkey ass

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Stfu faggot

Roach Giggins

Find a monkey

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Join the club we all fuck monkeys

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Gaysians?

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

✊🏿

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

I don't know why but that breaking bad make it clap. Comment that Devan said literally made me fall on the ground laughing

Frontside shitslide

Got told off today at work drinks for saying retard too much. Thanks guys

King Schaub

As an Asian/black man I can confirm. We do commit crimes. And we smell very bad while we do it. That's why we always get caught (they can trace the stench from the scene of the crime)

Frontside shitslide

So all boomer dads said "life is tough and then you die." And then are suicidal?

Kyle Andrasko

Around 44:00 ben will make you cum

Delyn Kirstein

I am gay and retarded. However, I am also Asian and black.

Frontside shitslide

I am gay

Roach Giggins

Ah yes! My biweekly reprieve from lamenting my wasted life. Very good!

Jeff

Brw3010

Loved the part where you talked about how shitty comedians are

Dr sponge

NGL i was waiting to hear this Ben Rant about dem fancy shools

Calen Lucas

My lap. I’ll keep ‘em reeeeal safe.

Jeff

I know what I'll be reading on Juneteenth...

ALX.CZT

B============|D 💦💨😲🫠😎

P3RK M1K3

The part where Dev is cumming just played on my work speakers at full volume when I connected to Bluetooth. I’m now going to kill myself, goodbye.

Jack

Nice the humm in the background is still here 👍😂

applebot

Nice profile pic. Are you into astrology?

Trevor

Wow, the first podcast with a title I could and did goon to. Boys you did it again truly groundbreaking stuff. Please do a () episode my Niagara’s !

Boy George Floyd

Is the live show going to have a safe space for your female fan

Trevor

Lemon Farty

Trevor

( . )♤( . )

Asa Bell

next episode title

David Bosquet

This made me cum

Daniel

Dont hate on that older soft pussy

Bill S Preston Esquire

Even Louis C.K himself admitted he never fucked a woman in the ass. It's the mark of great men.

P3RK M1K3

Oh shit

James M Fittro

Can you really blame the Avery Bros dad hating his faggot LA sons? That's what any good father would do.

Jo Bones

Best title ever

Dpro Edwards

Hell yeah

3guys1lemon

Talking about actual whales is a great way to ween Ben off of The Whale staring Brendan Fraser. By episode 70 I bet whales never even come up.

MrMike

Jace the next time I tag you on twitter and say good episode and you don’t like the tweet like your awesome brother did I will be VERY disappointed in you. However I still love you.

Jay Heinkel

Goon-bye yellow brick road. 😂Nothing is funnier than pretending you are going to stop jerking it

Morgan Olson

Can I do the opening stand up comedy?

Abdallah Hiffiz

I’m not retarded no more! I am delivert!!

comixbrainz zzz

are dykes welcome here

morgan

Thanks for the memories!

Gay Actor Michael Douglas

Will GTA 6 have homeless camps in it? Determining factor in getting the game for me. TIA

NotAfraidToPoop

Bring me, I'm also stuck over here missing out on these retards. I'm in the north east

Samuel Patterson

Laughing at how that's where you've drawn the line in thinking it needs to be pointed out

Samuel Patterson

I've got aids in my retarded pennis

P3RK M1K3

happy friday fag

P3RK M1K3

time to squeeze dem lemons n shieeeeet

P3RK M1K3

These tards have had some terrible takes but Ben saying that young pussy probably doesn’t even feel good is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard.

Jeffrey

Isn’t any story just making up some shit?

SlizzyD

You guys are like the three wise men but retarded

raulito

It’s an e-whale oweeee

SirStankz

I shitted. Thanks guys

James Cook

Where ever you go… there you are

Ned

Ya you like my outfit

SirStankz

80085

MonocledManscapedMonopolyMan

Happy Friday Retards

MrMike

Tbh who would want to see this live

HomieSimps

Nice title

Adam Earls

Christ dude I cannot listen to this while I’m in the gym you guys make me look like a fucking retard in public

Jason Fontaine

That humpback sounds like Phil Collins

Stewart

God, you guys are so fucking retarded. I love you so much. Invite me on stage and blow my leg off, faggots

Tony

I won’t be anywhere near Texas but McCusker would be a sick get imo

ConuhF

(__)_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID~~~~~~~~

Ambientus

You gentlemen make me happy. My buddy Mario Tonti is down there and he’s funny. He’d open for you boys.

David Eric Ricketts

LOVE ME SO GOOD OL BIG TITIES TO START THE DAY. Thanks Ben

Private Jonesy

Good morning benjamin

Joe Boomer

I’d genuinely consider travelling from the uk to watch a live pod from you. Perhaps Connor as an opener?

Sniggering

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Mike J

Anthony?

Pat

Tidde

2bricks

I saw jace rape a gay stray dog after taking PCP in Tampa. I wish I wasn’t there brother

Pat

Friday baby! thanks fellas! ♥ ♥

X__andy

(. O. ) (. O. ) \. / \. / /. (¡) \ \. |. /

Mike J

Jace watches anime and he’s gay

Kyle Lees

Jace sexually abuses children

RandomUser

Jace is skinny

Jacob Fain

I just ejaculated

Joseph Dupnik

9/11 didn’t happen.

Misery Index

Years of wisdom to know the truth

Kyle Lees

Must be some kind of sybian

David

Hehe

Paul g

Perfect show to listen to as I do my yearly business accounts.

Sniggering

Black people are criminals and they stink

RandomUser

John, stop posting on your burner account we know your a fag

Sniggering

Titties in my poop

Kyle Lees

Suck my ass

James M Fittro


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