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P064: Belly of indian

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Isaiah

That SNL clip, fucking yikes. “I didn’t know silence could be that pure.” Hahahaha “snow on snow”

Shane O'Connell

Can’t listen at work, I’m shake laughing and people are now staring at me.

Shane O'Connell

Fuck You Faggot

ThatGuyTobias

Came back to this ep for a rewatch tonight and fuck if Ben wasn’t right on the money about that whole Harvard thing. Everyone in this country has fucking brain worms.

Tony

he's a fuck head

Clay Ivy

One of the best in a while.

Boris Yeltsin

I honestly didn’t finish it, worse than watching a cartel beheading and honestly I’m slightly exaggerating

Gabriel

My nigga.

Alyx W

I wonder how much tiktok Jaces girlfriend views and it just pisses him off

Alyx W

Okay leftist.

Alyx W

Good morning boys 😍😍😍 let’s get this bread

NateGLikesFemFeetOnTightSqueaks(NotACharacterPiece)

They/Them is Roxane Gay's pants size.

Noah Furr

That makes a lot of sense as to why you are the way you are

Nvm

Amen, brother

Gary Busey

That was great

Zombie Power Drink

Because who cares?

Goat_pro

We need a lemon party and gilly and keeves sketch crossover

Goat_pro

the snl watch was brutal

Matt

Jesus Christ. Play the SNL clip and shut the fuck up.

BrooklynBorn

based

DreadPirateRoberts

I agree. I’m gonna check myself in this week

Ridge

Tim Duncan has been reference multiple times already. Severely underrated player.

comixbrainz zzz

you should be in a padded room.

DreadPirateRoberts

it clearly didn't end well. Not our business otherwise.

DreadPirateRoberts

why is Tim never talked about?

Blake Larsen

Ben’s a pussy

Booker T

Paul Simon? Royal Tenenbaum reference? Oh yeah, this is a winner.

TheBaron58

This is the way.

comixbrainz zzz

I think Ben truly is starting to get tired of all the surrounding discourse like Palestine, antisemitism, elections and on and on, which are depressing, infuriating, and annoying. The thing is, unless he logs off of twitter, it's impossible for him to achieve that, and Jace just keeping doubling down on the Hamas/Palestine bullshit is not helping at all. The best way to handle all this is the Devan's way, which is to just say fuck all, let's hate watch.

Bruno Mendoza

And you broke rule 1 of LP message board. We never mention Slim here. Unless you are a gay retard, which you’ve shown yourself to be by sucking off a disgusting, soulless, bag of bloviating protoplasm. That being said I’m still a sub on Flim’s pod. And I have survivors guilt over that.

Ridge

Sheik? More like stink, am I right folks?

Danzins

Nice to see a based Benjamin leading the charge as cuck, clinging-to-attention Jace follows along.

Gromit ®

I actually relistened to it after this episode.

Johnny Malloy

SNL was good this week… “FUUuUUuck” -Dev “we’re gunna need an extra 20 minutes of gay fagg riffs to fill that” -Jace

Him

Monarchy not matriarchy retard at 1:06:20

bigboi

In relation to the notion that people were somehow less intelligent or refined in the past. This is a link to a video of a woman born in LA in the 1870s talking about her childhood. I will leave you to decide whether you think it’s sounds more or less sophisticated than LA currently https://youtu.be/PD5eMh4VTp8?si=Pzw8_7tSRnJBIA1q “woman born in 1878 talks about her childhood in Los Angeles California” on YT Also very funny ep I liked it a lot Merry Christmas to the lemon lads

manipulatemansplainmanifest

Will you bang me instead of Ben ?

Ridge

The three wise gaytards

comixbrainz zzz

Ok buddy sounds good

Ridge

Tim has legendary rants stop sucking up to Ben he isn't gonna bang you

DreadPirateRoberts

I bet you fellas could make a pretty funny video for the "hallelujah" Jace cover on the site. I have faith in your retarded powers.

P3RK M1K3

Ms Gay is only a threat to chair .

David Eric Ricketts

Wow, this snl skit. Women making stupid fucking faces and voices to try to be funny. Never seen that before.

P3RK M1K3

no one cares faggowitz

Chachi

This is a great reminder to watch the "Devan_Rant.exe" patreon ep if you haven't yet, probably a top 3 of all time episode

Jason Fontaine

Glad I finally subbed to the paytch. My favorite alt right podcast.

jonathon

Please keep willingly listening to the pod as if you're being held at gunpoint you fucking inbred dipshit.

John O

Poor guy, must be so difficult willingly listening to this pod.

John O

Got scratches on you back that proves your significant monkey loves you.

Richard Cox

Tim is a thing of the past. His name keeps coming up because he is so fat and a bit bloated.

Richard Cox

Throw yourself off a building. Or cut your own head off. That is what the people you support do to gay people. Save the the trouble.

Richard Cox

I didn't know loosers win wars.

Richard Cox

Who and what got your nut off?

Richard Cox

In the name of your fathers,your sons and your holy ghosts I bless you all and the podcast. One day the episodes will become part of the Catholic Cannon.

Richard Cox

The private show has so much more substance love it keep up the good work guys y’all keep me going every week & give me a reason to laugh much love - A.R.

A R

You don’t know that. Maybe he said “kiss her.”

comixbrainz zzz

Merry Christmas and Allahu Akbar, retards

etc.fc

Happy holidays, boys

Monster MW

Ben we know you said that you would like to kill Ms Gay

Ridge

Stefanik sounds like a man

Ridge

Ben was very gay this episode.

Joseph Brown

He'll kill himself before admiting to that.

Alyx W

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, I HAVE TO GO PEE

Nathan

Saudis wear a picnic tablecloth on their heads

Ridge

not joking this ep is so good that its been approved for 2 seasons after i submitted it as a pilot

Jack

Illiterate “Comics” reading the news on their plodcasts is so cringe. Like, you’re a retard who dropped out of college and have mental illness. Why are we listening to the rambling point of view of a fat former coke head

Ridge

God tier episode.

Nick Nightingale

The only person you should be mad at after drinking 3 coke zeros is yourself

Jon LaPlant

A video before Christmas? Bless you fags!

CrezD

Also devin is puttin his buttcrack on the couch

Delyn Kirstein

You guys are an alt history podcast for early 1900's porn now? Sweet

Delyn Kirstein

Very good

Geoff

A great episode to have 69 comments on. Oh shit, sorry

Geoff

This episode rules. Pure filth.

Viktor Engqvist

Very gay ep keep it coming

Ron Nease

Oh my gosh, bleep out whatever you need to, just please keep doing this

Kyle Hill

Verbal violence from start to finish

Viktor Engqvist

I nutted so hard to this shit. God damn I love this shit.

3guys1lemon

Indian food is Ben’s superfuel, like when Popeye eats spinach.

comixbrainz zzz

Tandoori poopy, I don’t want naan of that

Dame

Not the same but thank you for the brotherly love , it needs to say lemonparty and I want my goon juice all over it

Kyle Lees

Fucking watermelon farmer lmao

Blastycat

Cant wait for Israel to win the war and Jace can finally stop being a Hamas loving liberal cuck

Gabriel

This seems familiar

Nifears

What dick?

Jason

hamas member here...loved the pod also im gay

Pat

Fresno catchin' strays

Alejandro Fernandes

fuck this.

rock0

Better than TDS merch for sure

Michael Polites

Is his middle name Reginald or Rodney? Perhaps Octavius or Montgomery

Ridge

This is a fantastic idea

Ridge

Epic goon ? How do you combat the chafing ?

Ridge

You’re lucky yours arrived already I’m so jelly

Ridge

I love the Indian accent. A welcome change from gay retard, northern faggots, west coast gang bangers, various cholos, and southern hick white trash. Bravo my good sirs.

Ridge

Holy shit this ep was insane 😂

GLMT

What is a Q drop. Q-tip.

Richard Cox

this reads like a Q drop

Burke Rollins

At 46:35 there’s a sick fart

Dr sponge

Dudes at the gym yesterday trying to stone me to death, I believe it was because I had my powerful LEMON PARTY merch t-shirt. I was saved. The shirt repelled the stones. The next test, I plan to put it on and crash a Catholic Mass. ...... anti gay gay cult. My priest insists that he does the sign of the cross on my taint. A ture story.....my husband was a pastor. Served the same church for over 25 years. In all that time he only had a romp with a visiting organist. That Sunday before the service there was a real holy service in private. Both,gay,both enjoyed both services. After retirement he became a hospice Chaplin. He is 85 now. He likes watching hot shirtless guys dancing his phone. Maybe 20% of his time. Reminds me that John identifies as 20% gay. If John is 20% gay the question is what is the other 80%. Jesus and the guys going down in basements! Is sucking considered humanitarian relief? Thank you,Ben,Jace,Devan, and Sex. Ok, gotta put on my L.P. 🍋 merch for protection.... Put the X back in Christmas. Nail the priests to the X. Jokes,jokes,and jokers. Time to laugh time to cry laughing. 🐦 🐸 🐢 🐕 💐 🌹 🌸 🏵 🌼 💐 🌹 🌸 It's all about what Santa drops off for us under the tree. White Christmas and Black Friday. My, autism, adhd, and 72 year old ptsd......are back for the holidays.

Richard Cox

James Austin Johnson was way too good for SNL. It’s sad what they’ve done to him.

Jeff

Phil Hartman was murdered and now we’re stuck with this

Kyle m

best episode yet. need more like these.

OGAMIITTO

✊🏿 Hopefully it was in a monkey 🤞🏻

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Indian food looks the same way going in as it does going out.

RumHam

Can’t wait for Episode 69: Ben Says It. Until then my dick is in shambles.

conor fennell

Not joking about political topics is also political, Ben, you grown up child. Read Stalin and Mao, buy guns, take tactical firearms courses, then act normal and stack money - don't be dumb.

Danny

This made me cum

Daniel

Based on the name i would say this may be the most racist one yet, cant wait to watch it and show my family!

BustCohle

Please sir, help I am Indian!

Will

20 year old white dudes doing gravs out of milkjugs lol

David B.

Dont be upset Ben, gotta let the inner animal out of the zoo sometimes❤️ happy holidays

David B.

Where do you live? I’ll come bring a sweatshirt by

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Holy shit that was funny

Tony Carbs

Video for us peasants! How good is our gay ass God?

Asa Bell

i'd rather be a towel head than a diaper head I guess

Mrgarbage

Why did my comment get deleted

Dylan Bontz

L

0celot

If snl is still live, legitimately, can you guys just call in a bomb threat during taping next time. Thanks

Joshua Harm

I have an updated power ranking for the pod: 1) Devan 2) Ben …….3) Jace

Funny Donor

i love having restaurateurs that tell me i'm a big boy when i clean my plate

Moist Turtleneck

"They're trying to redefine anything anti-Israel as antisemitic" Entirely true. But in this fucking case, if you took 5 minutes to go look at the damn thing the SNL skit was parodying instead of being 3 mouth breathing retards commenting about shit you clearly didn't even bother to watch, you'd have noticed that what the 3 college presidents specifically said "It depends on context" to was "Is it OK to call for the genocide of jews on your college campus". That was literally the question asked during the hearing. That was a fat case of those college presidents defending free speech very selectively. You guys are so retarded, fat, and gay at times. Never change ;)

26chairs

Indians are somehow the stinkiest and richest people in America.

FootFungus

My tards, let us rejoice

Vidkid

Premium Feed for the piggy’s

Matt Collins

Very sad… let’s take a knee for 8:46 brother ✊🏿

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Ur name is fucking Ethan bro 😂😂 that’s the name of somebody who fishes for dingleberries 🔥💯 and I put that on everything including ur mother

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Says the guy who blows monkeys

Ethan Neubauer

Yeaaaaa

FootFungus

Amen wish i could have been there brother !

Boy George Floyd

Ben didnt get into Harvard : (

Boy George Floyd

I want my sweat shirt God damn it we are running out of cold season

Kyle Lees

I hope you guys have a great Christmas. This episode already rules

Dpro Edwards

Can’t wait to get my merch!!!!

Sniggering

Saved me from listening to Destiny/Melina drama videos. Thank Allah

Skazzo

We want Tim's secrets Ben

mike galo

U definitely weren’t the first faggot retard The first faggot was Lot when he got cucked by god and his wife got turned to a pillar of salt

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

oh sick!

X__andy

I want Ben to say very good after I get done clapping the cheeks of my significant other, a 6 yr old Capuchin monkey And not that it matters y’all but he’s black and his name is Darnell

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Grab ur monkey it’s gonna be a good one

GayGuyMonkeyLover69

Very cool

Jose Pena

Thank you for free video papa

Logan Brown

First faggots

Ethan Neubauer


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