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P065: r/selfsuck

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I sucked my own pp too

Eddie Cantu

There are some gay guys who are legit not into anal and they usually have a tough time with dating; most gay guys on dating apps do anal and make their position (top, bottom, verse) a huge part of their identity. Back when I thought I was gay (long story) I didn’t do anal and most guys would be like “wtf? Wasting my time!” I think gay guys are becoming more comfortable with being open about not being a fan of anal but still the vast majority of gays expect it

DanielDragon

I don't do that gay shit

Russ Sibbison

Beginning of the podcast: Seriously what's up with gay sex? That shit is so crazy 40 minutes in: We've all tried to suck our own dicks and one of us succeeded

Saami Cee

alright ben post the dick

sendlove

I agree with Jace, a robust woman, with rolls of fat draped like beautiful garlands around her body, is a sign of wealth and prosperity. As I always say, we be eatin swellllll

Ridge

This was a call back to earlier episodes when Ben and Jace were both on poppers for the ep.

Ridge

Not flexible enough. Only knew one guy growing up who could self suck always thought it was BS but he showed us with a small flashlight, long before the fleshlight was invented

Ridge

Muy bien muy bien

Ridge

Since Katie had a kid, now she finally can take a shit. Women don’t shit until after the first baby

Ridge

Transcendental Meditation

Russ Sibbison

i’m 6’6 i can’t reach my cogg to self suck makes me sad😕

account gooogle

A couple days ago i attended a 'no loads refused' party and saw Ben sucking himself while getting drilled by some very black large men. There was a queue of about 15 people waiting their turn. All I could hear Ben saying was 'no Hispanics' over and over again, which caused a bit of tension as it was a 'no loads refused' orgy after all. I saw Ben limping out about 2 hours later, he kept making no country for old men references that nobody got. I think he may have fallen off the wagon. Anyway, great pod keep it up guys

DavidBzilla

Help I’m inverted with my mouth on my own dick

Stan Keepus

NVM I came back for the self suck

Ryan

53:28 ben shoots each dev , jace in the face - im not gay

Jason

Well that was gay

Joe

Unfollowed for all your shitty dick degeneracy

Ryan

We need the rats insights on gay sex

Chris Mullin

send the fags back to Africa!

Adam Skorupskas

Awesome

Noah Taylor

And I have honestly not met many gay guys that don’t admit to anal. Our entire dating/sex system revolves around identifying as a top, bottom, or vers, so that stuff is all out in the open up front if that makes sense. Most gays fuck and will admit it freely.

AK

No point other than some guys find it hot. It doesn’t have an actual use other than to imply/reference sports or masculinity in that way.

AK

The obese woman shown getting a massage looks like chicken liver you'd use as fishing bait.

John O

That's what I assumed but what is the point of wearing one for just a suit?

John O

I thought this was a Hate Watch cross over featuring Spots, but it was Jace

Mike Evans

Bens gonna kill Tim

Nathan

I really wonder what Jace was thinking about when Ben admitted self suck, he was deep in some moment there

Samuel Patterson

Another certified banger

Young Douche

Regarding the Gaylord sex: I'm bi and though I'm quite picky have seen enough to know that Ben is most likely right about the gays hiding that they do anal, there genuinely is some people who don't have intercourse, but they are people who are basically resisting looking like they are losing their masculinity; ironic seeming as they are usually also dressed up like girls and talk like girls

Samuel Patterson

this made me straight. thanks..

rock0

Jace knows a lot more than he lets on

Gabriel

Yes there’s NSFW art on this app

Kylie

Everyone knows the tall skinnies conceal carry

Blastycat

Best episode yet

Brandon

We can all use our imaginations

Monster MW

Ben needs to spend some time at a gun range STAT. *couldn’t you guys just bring a gun to the golf range and pop off a few shots? In a celebratory manner.

Monster MW

New Patreon tier for Ben to show hog 🍆💦

Brendan Kneeland

I've been topping this twink since 2020 but a craving for cock has emerged. I'll report back if bottoming is lame or not

Wayne Dwayne Brayne

Not enough bareback gay sex

Wayne Dwayne Brayne

This made me cum

Daniel

If you guys think r/selfsuck is wild, wait until you find r/selffuck!

Walter

Hell yeah Jace, bone pressed

Uncle Ellis

FYI Devan it looks like you’ve got some water damage on that back wall under the Yarmles tv and behind Jace’s fat ass. Might want to get that looked at it before it becomes a bigger issue.

Walter

i definitely got the tip in once. pretty fuckin gay

toadman

Very brave episode. Solidarity with the self suck community

EthanDubz

Jace's disgust over the self-suck confession

RuggMugg

If you can jerk it and not be gay, you can suck it too.

RumHam

Can't wait to see Mattys reaction to Bens revelation

Uncle Ellis

Good day fellow citrus enthusiasts! Wishing you all a happy new year filled with lots of self sucking

Uncle Ellis

Oh wow jace is actually a gay guy he answered poppers immediately

choochang

Disgusting.

Stefan Musseau

Everyone has tried it at least once

Bingbong67295

Big fan of self suck and lemonparty. Looks like my two favorites are having a crossover

Special Ed class

Ben Avery lookin like Dirt Nasty on this ep. Very good. Equally good actors too

Donny

yo this some gay shit wtf

Mrgarbage

I just love hatewatch and lemon party

Kylie

I hope being in the Hate Watch studio recording these episodes gives the boys the energy they need to "really" help Palestine if you catch my drift.

T K

Great chat boys, bleaching my asshole and fasting for 3 days before my big trip to DC. Kevin Spacey on Tucker vibes for all those sweet affectionate shitty self suckers in the swamp….like a bunch of fucking SKUNKS…

The Peen.

Ben’s dream is about trying to avoid being cucked

Danny

So you have said several times now

Samuel Patterson

Please, if now that Bebe is on the scene you can't use the old room, try to get a different room from this. The set up of the other one is how it should be

Samuel Patterson

Good morning lemontards

JerryTheCaptain

Jace looks like he's on TRT

JD han

It’s a jock strap. I’m a gay. If you have questions, I have answers.

AK

have a happy new year Fagtards

King Larry

You think it’s been bad being called gay up until now Ben, wait until your daughter is a teenager…. My daughter just told me all of her friends think I’m gay. Don’t have a pet cat and get caught doing TM apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️

Russ Sibbison

Jace’s face when he is processing the self suck revelation is one for the ages. Reverence and envy writ large.

Russ Sibbison

Morning boys

Jason Sheehan

Are we the flying dicks? I think that makes us, the fans, winged penises.

Geo Zawsum

Morning lemon heads

Adam Way

God Bless all of the LemonHeads 🍋

Burnout❄️Bushido

Good morning my beautiful retards!

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