P065: r/selfsuck
Added 2023-12-29 13:00:10 +0000 UTCComments
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Dexclusion
2025-01-15 05:46:09 +0000 UTCI think we know what the 10K member special should be: Jace and Devon cheering on Ben as he tries to self-suck for science. 🍋🍋🍋
Phil Sidock
2024-10-09 19:26:58 +0000 UTCAlmost 8K a month between live shows and videos, they can make way more now, tried to get back into it about a year ago, father in law saw my Twitter, so now I’m not allowed on Twitter either, life’s pretty unfair sometimes
Shaggy
2024-02-12 05:54:07 +0000 UTCLmao how much were to making at the height of that
Dr sponge
2024-02-12 04:29:44 +0000 UTCThere’s a video of that I think but I might have it confuse with the video of the shoving his balls up his ass
Dr sponge
2024-02-12 04:28:51 +0000 UTCI am!
X__andy
2024-01-30 16:17:40 +0000 UTC39:26 is the moment everything changed
Peyton Trombley
2024-01-15 22:34:44 +0000 UTCI was reading R/Selfsuck comments with this gay guy that works for me that dresses up in leather puppy outfits with his husband. He confirmed that some guys can fuck their own asses. He also introduced me to the world of Hypno Porn…very fascinating stuff. Feel free to go down this retarded rabbit hole if you’re feeling up to it between changing diappys
Brandon
2024-01-07 22:38:54 +0000 UTCshoutout "sponge" who's obviously Bill on some gay shit
P3RK M1K3
2024-01-07 01:58:59 +0000 UTCBen is the only one who is not redundant.
August Ingram
2024-01-06 08:48:49 +0000 UTCThat faggy euro never stood a chance
Frontside shitslide
2024-01-05 18:43:06 +0000 UTCGet Kat Williams on.
comixbrainz zzz
2024-01-05 02:18:15 +0000 UTCShoutout spud shoutout gay bill
Adam Morrow
2024-01-04 20:07:27 +0000 UTCWar mode mentioned u guys in there last podcast. Fuck will Ferrell
Lairry goldestein
2024-01-04 14:27:26 +0000 UTCM’lord
beefsmellington
2024-01-04 13:04:59 +0000 UTCSubscribed https://x.com/benaveryisgood/status/1742798405351707100?s=46&t=pvcwzLBgY6r9p9-peBkQrg
Joe the Banker
2024-01-04 13:02:39 +0000 UTCBlessed are we, Georgia Floyd Avery has risen
Soukha Mahdiq
2024-01-04 05:12:23 +0000 UTCcongrats on a shout out from the almighty WARMODE, you guys must be doing something right.
Adam Skorupskas
2024-01-04 02:12:34 +0000 UTCAlso the Dacia Sandero is coming to the UK.
Sniggering
2024-01-03 17:15:38 +0000 UTCLong time listener first time commenting, this was best Patreon yet
John Walsh
2024-01-03 15:28:52 +0000 UTCBen, the flying penises in your dream represent your listeners
V838 Monocerotis
2024-01-03 15:10:09 +0000 UTCAll babies look Asian when they’re born
Ridge
2024-01-03 12:01:22 +0000 UTCWhat’s the point of box ??
Mathew Baker
2024-01-02 23:26:59 +0000 UTCHow does Gay Hump fuck Slim Villain ?
Ridge
2024-01-02 22:54:39 +0000 UTCPoppers coming back up is great. Pop ups and poppers.
Ridge
2024-01-02 22:23:26 +0000 UTCLook we’ve all done it. And all porn technically has wieners in it either way. So as long as you say “no homo” any time you see wiener, no matter the context, it’s totally cool. Even with straight porn you’re technically jerking off to a wiener.
beefsmellington
2024-01-02 22:16:56 +0000 UTCI do sometimes. But you have to say “no homo” first or it’s gay
beefsmellington
2024-01-02 20:31:25 +0000 UTCJace I agree with you. Anal is not the shit, it’s shitty. No me gusta.
Ridge
2024-01-02 17:25:07 +0000 UTCplease more sub reddit reads, this one was hilarious
ryan sprutte
2024-01-02 15:06:33 +0000 UTCBen is a foremost expert on fat gay guys he had to hold Tim's ass open whenever the roto rooter guy came to presure wash his colon.
DreadfulDecaf
2024-01-02 14:51:49 +0000 UTCBIG NEWS! THE WHALE is now streaming on Paramount plus!
Tylers Notslick
2024-01-02 01:45:24 +0000 UTCKill Tony and this show have nothing in common; this show is good
conor fennell
2024-01-02 01:18:12 +0000 UTCHonestly, this is an amazing episode.
georgedagain
2024-01-01 13:29:58 +0000 UTCGive Ric Diez 4th mic. That poor fucker got screwed over on Kill Tony.
comixbrainz zzz
2024-01-01 08:42:02 +0000 UTCJohn Boner 🤣 I love Jace
ConSpicMom
2024-01-01 04:37:44 +0000 UTCMy pronouns are self/suck
Adam Earls
2023-12-31 23:37:30 +0000 UTCGotta keep the boys on their gay toes.
Normbugerking
2023-12-31 20:28:26 +0000 UTCI'm putting this on the Lemonparty IMDB page under continuity errors. What a GOOF.
Johnny Malloy
2023-12-31 20:27:17 +0000 UTCEpisode 46 of the main episodes at 10:40 ben says he used to be able to suck his dick when he was little. And devan & jace just blow by it.
Normbugerking
2023-12-31 19:12:36 +0000 UTCShitty dick to only banging Asians this might be best episode ever.
Mathew Baker
2023-12-31 17:04:55 +0000 UTCBack when I used to do webcam in like 2009, I could lick the head, and boy did it bring in the bucks, wouldn’t be shocked if there was a screen recording of it floating around the ol interwebs
Shaggy
2023-12-30 21:34:43 +0000 UTCOo you ride clean but your gas tank is on E
Greg Pelaez
2023-12-30 18:03:45 +0000 UTC…Learned a lot today
Dhira
2023-12-30 17:49:56 +0000 UTCOnly ever managed to brush my lips with it but then I immediately wanted to flog myself like a medieval Christian
Poon Don
2023-12-30 17:42:56 +0000 UTCThis might be my favorite episode yet. Truly a classic. I’m going to share it with my whole family, everyone I work with, and anyone I happen to come across on this roller coaster we call life. Expecting great things and good fortune. Peace be with you my brothers.
Jeff
2023-12-30 17:01:22 +0000 UTCI have also once gotten like half the tip of my own cock in my mouth. I was probably 15-16. Felt very gay wasn’t enjoyable. My dick isn’t even big either but I did martial arts back then so I was flexible.
Archdiocese Chocula
2023-12-30 16:33:28 +0000 UTCr/selffuck
Zach Klein
2023-12-30 15:49:41 +0000 UTCBen got veeeery defensive about being gay. Hmmmm 🤔
Sethyx
2023-12-30 15:09:37 +0000 UTCHow the fuck did you guys not cover r/selffuck in this episode. Images from that sub are scarred into my brain.
Zach Klein
2023-12-30 14:45:40 +0000 UTCA classic gay ep
Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson
2023-12-30 14:31:18 +0000 UTCBen -I’m-not-gay-but-I-watch-gay-porn- and-suck- my-own-dick-Avery
beefsmellington
2023-12-30 14:23:47 +0000 UTCThere’s only one way to settle this, we need to see bens penis so we can decide for ourselves if it’s monolithic
Sniggering
2023-12-30 08:51:22 +0000 UTCHe’s just out here trying to protect trans kids 🏳️⚧️🧒🏼
Gromit ®
2023-12-30 07:51:11 +0000 UTCSame as Ben. Managed the self suck when I was about 15-16 and was never able to do it again
ToastWButter
2023-12-30 06:33:02 +0000 UTCThere are white people born in china that speak English with a Chinese accent and I think everyone would enjoy that very much
Willy Nilly
2023-12-30 06:23:25 +0000 UTCI sucked my own hog and my grandma caught me
Chad Aiken
2023-12-30 06:15:16 +0000 UTCThank you 🫡🏳️🌈🇸🇦🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
Jose Artigas
2023-12-30 05:29:14 +0000 UTCHell yeah brother.
Jeff
2023-12-30 05:22:44 +0000 UTCProud, cock sucking dad.
Jeff
2023-12-30 05:22:04 +0000 UTCWhy would you want that to end?
Jeff
2023-12-30 05:21:25 +0000 UTCHappy gay birthday!
Jeff
2023-12-30 05:21:04 +0000 UTCMaybe he’s just a big ‘This Bitch Podcast’ fan.
comixbrainz zzz
2023-12-30 05:06:00 +0000 UTCHi FBI
Adam Earls
2023-12-30 03:24:26 +0000 UTCWow hahahaha
E-money3512
2023-12-30 02:52:06 +0000 UTCgay retard
CrezD
2023-12-30 01:52:28 +0000 UTCHahahahaha! They/Them
David Eric Ricketts
2023-12-30 01:51:13 +0000 UTCnow THIS was a classic. Stand proud Ben. More have attempted the SS then “they” would have you believe. “They” is Devon and Jace.
CrezD
2023-12-30 01:28:26 +0000 UTCBen being a proud, cock sucking, fag is the least surprising thing I've learned from the show.
Joseph Brown
2023-12-30 01:27:45 +0000 UTCI am happy for Ben. Self suck is a feat most of us will never accomplish.
Gay Actor Michael Douglas
2023-12-30 00:26:31 +0000 UTCWow never mind apparently ben sucks his own dick regularly
Jaylen irving
2023-12-30 00:05:18 +0000 UTC34 mintues in I wonder when we move on from the gay butt sex segment
Jaylen irving
2023-12-29 23:59:00 +0000 UTCBest birthday present a man can get, their favorite racist podcast posting an episode
Jose Artigas
2023-12-29 23:45:02 +0000 UTCYou are Indian?
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-12-29 23:36:29 +0000 UTCI’m so glad I rejoined the Patreon. Even at audio only - the sound quality is fantastic And the content is so cerebral - you guys think on my level
Sponge
2023-12-29 23:23:24 +0000 UTCThey taste like day old chicken too
Mathew Baker
2023-12-29 23:02:32 +0000 UTCR/gay
3guys1lemon
2023-12-29 22:48:08 +0000 UTC1%-er here -- don't do it, it's gay.
YodyTheWoadie
2023-12-29 22:38:17 +0000 UTCThank you brother
Stewart
2023-12-29 22:36:10 +0000 UTCJesus Christ.
David
2023-12-29 22:13:22 +0000 UTCThe hate Ben has for puss I can totally believed he fagged out for himself. Cringe
SlizzyD
2023-12-29 21:44:35 +0000 UTCAnd fat
Michael Polites
2023-12-29 21:28:53 +0000 UTCBen you homophobe. I hope your ugly kid turns out to be a big giant dike.
Michael Polites
2023-12-29 21:28:43 +0000 UTCThis is the reality. The people on r/selfsuck all sound like degenerates. Normal men that realize they can suck their own dick realize very quickly that they shouldn’t. It’s like how if you pinch yourself or whatever it doesn’t hurt as much as if someone else does it, so the sucking doesn’t feel as good. The absolute unfamiliarity of having a dick in your mouth though is not tempered in the same way.
Dave Granger
2023-12-29 21:07:58 +0000 UTCThis was an instant classic right from the beginning.
Jeff
2023-12-29 21:00:39 +0000 UTCI self sucked a few times in my twenties. It was too uncomfortable to be enjoyable, not even accounting for how incredibly gay it felt. That being said, I wish I could still do it ,but I got too fat and stiff.
Dave Granger
2023-12-29 21:00:20 +0000 UTCSociety is fuckin us all MAN
Trevor
2023-12-29 20:45:21 +0000 UTCVery gay, very good
professor of faggotry
2023-12-29 20:39:19 +0000 UTCI’m sucking my own dick right now
Max
2023-12-29 19:39:28 +0000 UTC“Ain’t too proud to self suck” THAT is the new shirt and it’s Ben with a milk stache
Shaggy
2023-12-29 19:26:29 +0000 UTCI’ve tried to selfsuck
Zombie Power Drink
2023-12-29 19:19:34 +0000 UTCThis was so gay
LoverMan
2023-12-29 19:09:51 +0000 UTCGayest ep yet 👍🏼
cmears76
2023-12-29 19:08:03 +0000 UTCAsian men are nice to fuck but they always smell like garlic and rice.
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2023-12-29 18:43:15 +0000 UTCWhen i watched "The Lobster" i realized if i got turned into an animal it would be a chimp do i may auto fellate. Think about it boys self sucking is the ultimate rejection of society and acceptance of the self. If i could suck my own dick I could finally leave to the mountains and start a new life. The only reason i take part in this facade everyday is in the hopes i may one day get some toppy, sloppy or not. However in my new life i would only see lost souls run astray from hiking trails or maybe plain crash survivors. We wouldn't be able to communicate as my mouth at this point will have been deformed from all the impact to the point it has effected my voice and ability to wield the english language. To visitors all i will appear is an insane old man with a sticky, stinky beard, unknowing i have actually self actualized and have found Nirvana, now much like Zarathustra it is my time to descend the mountain.
Delyn Kirstein
2023-12-29 18:31:53 +0000 UTCIts like they are really our friends
Ambientus
2023-12-29 18:29:13 +0000 UTCJace has been on Kim Congdon’s patreon !!
Beej
2023-12-29 18:28:38 +0000 UTC“I don’t think I’d fuck a guys pussy.” Devan <3
Steffffffffffffffffffffffff
2023-12-29 18:20:00 +0000 UTCI've sucked my own dick but it hurts your neck and your spine so much that you become worried that you're gonna die in the most embarrassing way possible.
Dogburndan
2023-12-29 18:13:45 +0000 UTCgay men don’t have sex with a shitty ass like 99%, if you wait on eating, take immodium, then dooshe, you’ll be clean for 2-4 hours
Star3D
2023-12-29 18:03:57 +0000 UTCFor those of you wondering I can suck my own dick. But only if my capuchin monkey sex partner pushes my head down while penetrating my asshole P.S. if you mix sriracha and ranch sauce from Chic Fil A in your butthole it makes a nice zesty mix perfect for fried chicken, Darnell, my monkey lover likes it alot
GayGuyMonkeyLover69
2023-12-29 17:58:01 +0000 UTC🤮
Sam Stich
2023-12-29 17:51:20 +0000 UTCI think the fact that I know Devan might be reading these comments makes me happier than a pig in shit
raulito
2023-12-29 17:42:42 +0000 UTCA succulent sode to listen to while doing my back arches
Brian Jockers
2023-12-29 17:33:42 +0000 UTCNice job retards, excellent work
Brian Jockers
2023-12-29 17:33:11 +0000 UTCI love that the podcast has ended up where it needs to be- watching gay porn and providing critique.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-12-29 17:20:52 +0000 UTCIt gets better, doesn’t it
georgedagain
2023-12-29 17:03:30 +0000 UTCBen’s special.
georgedagain
2023-12-29 17:03:07 +0000 UTCBaby Tard on board
Vidkid
2023-12-29 16:48:35 +0000 UTCWe’ve entered the delirious new dad Ben era and I’m here for it
Ronnie Coleman’s Spine
2023-12-29 16:38:42 +0000 UTCJesus that was gay
Davy Jones Locker
2023-12-29 16:15:38 +0000 UTCThank you for another episode on gay sex. I have never had it but I am fascinated by it- the mechanics and preparation. A man's anus is capable of incredible feats and can be very resilient once properly prepared and administered.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-12-29 16:13:02 +0000 UTCJust had to tell you that your dog's name is fucking AWESOME.
Mike S
2023-12-29 16:10:26 +0000 UTCBen is so bad at getting pussy he had to resort to sucking himself. Faggot.
Jo Bones
2023-12-29 16:09:54 +0000 UTCHit the nail on the head with the drinking dad. I have a Bernese named Waylon Jennings and I crush beers for hours after rec hockey to get away from my family whom I love dearly .
Stewart
2023-12-29 16:04:35 +0000 UTCLmao, hell yea
Paul Fickes
2023-12-29 16:03:08 +0000 UTCDoes it feel more like sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked? The answer, unfortunately, is: sucking a dick. 🌈
comixbrainz zzz
2023-12-29 15:57:46 +0000 UTCAnother WATP x Lp fan. We’re out there
Backdoor Benji
2023-12-29 15:53:37 +0000 UTCBen admits he sucked his own dick 3 days before his daughter is born. Salute sir
John’s Chinese CCP ex gf
2023-12-29 15:48:47 +0000 UTCBen, great news! Karl from WATP reviewed your episode roasting Opie. Karl's close with Anthony Cumia, Youre one step closer to being on compound
Paul Fickes
2023-12-29 15:41:05 +0000 UTCHow did you guys talking about tasting your own cum end up being an all time episode? Fuck
Jason Fontaine
2023-12-29 15:38:36 +0000 UTCI admire the constitution and commitment of the receptive man in the Senate. So patulous and lax with smooth motion. I commend the Senator from Maryland on his decision and the assistant to the former German ambassador for his endowment. I would say that homosexual intercourse is a very specific act much like fisting which required muscle-relaxant creams, medical-grade lubrication, and gloves for safety. Thank you for talking about it in more depth.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2023-12-29 15:34:55 +0000 UTCThis episode is really going to hurt Tim Dillons feelings
gareth carpenter
2023-12-29 15:22:41 +0000 UTCThat talks like Morgan Freeman
GayGuyMonkeyLover69
2023-12-29 15:00:05 +0000 UTCAlso I am a black man
GayGuyMonkeyLover69
2023-12-29 14:59:43 +0000 UTCI appreciate all the kind comments on my new baby Georgina Floyd Avery 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼😻!!
Misery Index
2023-12-29 14:59:29 +0000 UTCYes!
GayAssBen
2023-12-29 14:40:51 +0000 UTCCongrats, benjamin! 👏🥳
Joe Boomer
2023-12-29 14:39:40 +0000 UTCVery offensive to gay monkeys that I have butt sex with
GayGuyMonkeyLover69
2023-12-29 14:30:21 +0000 UTCI sucked my own dick at 16.
patrick collimore
2023-12-29 14:15:55 +0000 UTCPodcast gold. Congratulations, Ben
David Eric Ricketts
2023-12-29 14:05:55 +0000 UTC"Only fewer than 1% of men can successfully orally contact their own penis" "Well hold on, like 3 billion people are Indian" Christ that broke me
Jason Fontaine
2023-12-29 14:01:48 +0000 UTC20 mins soo far of anal sex 😂😂
Lart Hefron
2023-12-29 13:30:27 +0000 UTCHow was prom you retard?
BrooklynBorn
2023-12-29 13:13:21 +0000 UTCCongrats on the lil zipperhead, Ben!
Jacob Fain
2023-12-29 13:11:32 +0000 UTCFinally Friday begins. I just sit at my desk looking up beheading videos until the Friday Ep. drops. Thanks for coming through again boys.
Corey Reynolds
2023-12-29 13:10:47 +0000 UTCYOU RIDE CLEAN BUT YOUR GAS TANK IS ON E
Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson
2023-12-29 13:07:06 +0000 UTCYou fat dicked motherfuckers have done it again, allahu akbar retards!!!!
Aaron Nowlin
2023-12-29 13:05:53 +0000 UTCZipperhead Pudding for life.
August Ingram
2023-12-29 13:04:59 +0000 UTCI saw ben while I was in LA over Christmas…I said I loved the show and congrats on the baby girl. He called me the N word and then made a bunch of monkey noises at me. Then said “very good” and just laughed it off. I’m still shaking and crying and shitting
Pat
2023-12-29 13:04:24 +0000 UTCUm yikes, THAT le link is staying le purple sweetie
J D
2023-12-29 13:04:05 +0000 UTCayyy Friday baby! 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳
X__andy
2023-12-29 13:03:55 +0000 UTCFirst!
GayAssBen
2023-12-29 13:03:45 +0000 UTCIntro music played to long this ep... already going down hill.
Lloyd Dunkley
2023-12-29 13:03:21 +0000 UTCVery good fellas, very good
Jesus Christ
2023-12-29 13:03:16 +0000 UTCI knew I called out of work for a reason. Thanks fellas 🙏
Matt Collins
2023-12-29 13:03:16 +0000 UTCvery, VERY good
Vincent P. Ambrosio III
2023-12-29 13:00:41 +0000 UTC
