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P074: fattest dude we ever knew

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yeah, he looked like Preston Lacey's turd 💀

Doublespeak

Cooking your own food and not being a fat retard is better than both Tbell and McD's

WifiMindControl

I just did my own research, I think it may Leonard Ouzts. Jaq knight follows him, and devan says in the next patreon episode 075 that a guy named Leonard looked like a massive fat guy they saw. (44:20 mins in is when devan mentions Leonard's name, the buildup is talking about a huge fat guy they saw.) (I do not mean to disrespect jaq in any way, but this would be the connection that they have to Leonard)

E L î

you are correct. Tried TBell for the first time ever and paid $13 for 4 pieces of mid chicken quesadilla one taco and a drink. McDonalds is better by a mile.

DreadPirateRoberts

Ben's such a gay, rascist, cuck

Buttz

Gotta say/The opinions on Tbell are definitely of a different skull shape and size. The breakfast bangs but every other item is paper machet masquerading as meat

Jaymie mcgillicudy

I just realized, after about 30-40 episodes. Texas is white people Uganda. Congo even. Just white retards thinking "We got this!" yet shit there is just not working out by any measure and the region just produces retards. Like these funny ones. Funny retards.

Lord's Only Son

you

Ben Avery

So who is the fat man

The Luuuke

I just called in to work, drove to my parents house, drank all their coffee and pissed them off talking about a bit. now I’m going fishing lmao. All that AND i have kids. BLESSED BE THE RETARD.

beefsmellington

Dudes eating 27k calories and dont even blink an eye. Me here trying to be healthy but all my organs hurt like Im dying, when I eat one cube of sugar.

Kert

Watching Ben dig into that box of Coke Zero with the glee of an alcoholic has been incredible.

intrepidwitness

What is the fucking Discord server link!?

Travis Tikell

Saw dune over the weekend. Amy schumer was amazing.

Blastycat

I can see Ben VIOLENTLY gooning

CharlieBwa

Been drawing swastikas for awhile now. Met Ben outside the Houston show, said he was a big fan of my work and wanted my most feminine design tattooed on him because American History X is his favorite movie. And then he winked at me. Odd guy but great podcast. Keep rockin it boys!

AWESOMO

Ben pouring three half finished coke zeros into a paper cup, and then double checking them all for more soda is meta

Aaron Nixon

Call this a hail Mary of an idea Ben but you should reach out to Todd Glass about doing a podcast and finding whatever makes him laugh. Remind him of the fall of Doug Benson.

Alyx W

I’m cleaning carpets at a daycare on the weekend so no one is here. There’s a church on the other side of the wall of this strip mall and they are loudly praising Jesus while I loudly blare lemon party talking about erotic fan fiction it is wild.

Payl

Fucking ugly Guatemalan women is one of the hottest things anyone can do

Ridge

CYBER TRUCK GOAL OTW🗣️🗣️🫡

account gooogle

Random girl somehow playing mid stream is like getting caught with a porn tab open. Ben, we all know you’ve been violently gooning to her. It’s okay! Huggies!!!

Jeff

Intermittent fascist was right there for the taking and you all missed it.

Jeff

Just waiting to see Devan laugh so hard he chokes on his zyn pack and Ben, after setting down his coke zero, scrambling to give him the heimlich

Slurpico

Devan is like a Lo-Fi Charlie Day

john

Mark my words Ben will relapse because of that baby, the casual remarks of relapsing have increased tenfold since baby George Floyd was born.

Ethan Neubauer

I'm not fat. Although I have bedded the obese.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Top tier episode fellas.

Elliot

Freaking heck, very good!

David Eric Ricketts

Gay

Florian

The day the have a Lemon “N” left of the tv is the day the say the N word

WiiTard

Jace was having a stroke this episode

Travis Tikell

I had to make a 3 am Taco Bell run while watching

Dylan Bontz

Jace saying “that’s beautiful” as Ben gets completely absorbed by the beauty of the Taco Bell value menu is the first time I understood brotherly love ❤️

Rosemery Cardenas

I yelled at my trans coworker today

beefsquatch

Best episode in a while - I laughed nonstop. The boys are BACK!

Snare.Ender

Where's the Fort Worth live show?

Dillon Sanders

Why don't you just say what you mean

Samuel Patterson

I think Jace is thinking of the little guy that played mini me in Austin Powers haha

Ryan

"it was like April" made me laugh so hard it relieved my constipation

Matt

Shit ruled. Dave Mira BMX was nice too

Booker T

I love you big retards, I'm gay.

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

Don't worry fellas, sooner or later the "I'm gonna die" thoughts resolve into the same time slot every day. Mine happen as I lay down to sleep every night!

Russ Sibbison

Damn I DoorDashed Taco Bell right before I put this on so I was eating a crispanada as Ben brought it up. The crispanada is fucking awesome

Vaughn Collins

Gents wait until you hear about the shit on Tumblr

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

fucking lol at your profile pic being Ben's college golf roster photo

John O

Vin Diesel and Shane Diesel are brothers.

comixbrainz zzz

The return of the chicken flatbread at Taco Bell was long overdue. My friends and I used to buy at least 5 after school every day

Joey chestnut

PLEASE, I have to know who they're talking about

Mike S

Another free video ep bless

Max Larsen

It’s Nevada. Pretty sure you can open carry 😂

Sniggering

It was Tony hawk’s underground 2. Bam, Preston, and WeeMan were in it. WeeMan was a pro skater before jackass blew up

Dame

Us Doordash drivers know your secret Jace, you aren't fooling anybody

Jarrett Wood

I love when Ben hits the mic on his knee, he's just such a lovable guy

Kyle Hill

Dude I hate the retards like the one you’ve known for years in school coming up and being like so what’s your name again?

Dylan Danielson

Hey are you guys gonna upload the last of the live shows, fort Lauderdale or whatever?

Samuel Patterson

The bell is the best as far as trash food goes, but they have gone insane with their prices. Shits more expensive than good, authentic Mexican food

Ambientus

uh... wee man ain't dead...

Chase Roscoe

Jackass 2 and 2.5 rip

Dee

Birria is good, except for the meme Birria shit.

Frank

Damn, I can't believe they said all that stuff about Shane Gillis and his weight. Really low blow fellas :/

E L î

19.5% of the physical video is the coke box.. fucking amazing

Alexander Wilten

Thank you, gentlemen

David Eric Ricketts

Muy, muy bien

Vincent P. Ambrosio III

I got Taco Bell the other day and my entire time in the drive thru was under 60 seconds, such an underrated gem

Lance Hoch

Gonna blast this ep in the office

FootFungus

Kachigga

Cousie

I really want a giant old style Wendy’s white plastic jug full of Coke Zero right now

T K

Kony 2012

RaptorRachel

Y’all didn’t go hard enough on the Sidney Sweeney bit, I would literally let that girl shit in my mouth

Jason Fontaine

Anytime an LP episode drops, there's always 5-10 full blown no life retards who watch it immediately. Im proud to be one of the few, the proud, the retarded.

E L î

Black guy who fucked bens mom here. Can confirm she cums like a southern belle. A little too on the nose jace...what do you know??

Pat

Let’s start auditioning possible replacements for Jace… I’m sorry I don’t really mean it. He’s just been irking me this year

Funny Donor

Does anyone remember playing BMX XXX? it was only uncensored for gamecube

Zach Kane

#mattyrat

Future rape target

Shhhhhhhhh

Parker

5 Dollar come up?!

PJ_Goodtimes

will the coke zero box get bigger each episode ?

henry3000

There is a stink to a fat man's sin that is quite alluring although it can be an acquired taste. Stay beautiful Jace, Ben, and my favorite naughty spike.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Was gonna off myself but I’ll wait another day

simp for katie

Let me guess, it was Tim?

the 🐀s gimp

Mashallah

Burnout❄️Bushido

Someone make a compilation of Jace saying the word “shaking” so I can finally j/o

Ned

Can i conceal carry at the LA show?

Misery Index

Video for the 5 dollar plebes! God bless the highly regarded

Andrew Kline

Fat people are so gay and hilarious. And retarded!

BustCohle

Finally yall put it up

jetriment

Just filled my spoon and started warm her up, time to shoot boys.

Sniggering

Wtf.

Corey Reynolds

Yay

JMow

You blow that whistle and I come running.

Jace Tuffli

My pavlovian response to racism is very high.

Jace Tuffli


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