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P075: cow in a field

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Kat Williams saying “I am Q” just killed me

Brett Thornell

He can’t let go of the past

No Country for Old Ben

Can't wait for Uncle Stanley's dementia to kick in. He'll be standing in the street, screaming, "a FAGGOT lives here!!!", pointing at his own house. 16:45 Sex ist ein Schlacht, Jace. Liebe ist Krieg.

Brandon Obaza

59:39 Who can forget the big tit girls of their school? Mine were Carla and Sarah. Their last names started with G and F, just like their cup size. When you're 13, and a girl in school has tits bigger than her head, your dick is in agony. Sad to think they're both pushing 40 and those tits are dragging on the floor right now.

Brandon Obaza

"Million Dollar Tar Baby" 🤣

Brandon Obaza

Very…good.

Matty D

Pull em’ honey, they’re saggin’

Matthew D

God damn it Ben now I'm convinced that I have BPD because that is exactly how I am fuck that's the second time you've opened my eyes

It'sJustJesse

Bring Uncle Stan on the show!

tucked between

Ben still dresses like he works for Tim Dillion with the little booty shorts.

intrepidwitness

Eli Roth rules. You don’t get it.

Hey Fella

This lighting reminds me of the time Donna and I did butt stuff in Pasadena.

Donny and the Boys

We finally found out his creative process

Zarathustra69

God stan is hilarious

Blastycat

Yeah there should be a couple of iq tests before we let people breed. It’s crazy anyone can just shag anyone and create whatever insane contraption

Sniggering

Phil Ken Sebben and him would be the perfect duo

Zacharie T. Boutoille

Uncle Stan sounds like a wild hang

USAnmbr1

They just have too many babies

Monster MW

Surprised Devon didn’t bring up his Uncle Stan, he had some great legends of him driving nearing cliffs during stormy weather and occasionally going off the edge… heard something about a cassette tape.

Sniggering

Seconded! We want Uncle Stan We want uncle Stan We want uncle Stan

Sniggering

No you’re right, women are fucking fags.

Sniggering

Where, I’d like to screenshot it for my folder.

Sniggering

Especially as he doth protest too much of how he is apparently “not” a cuck. All the pieces are coming together, and they spell cuck Ben.

Sniggering

Ben is the only male (old fashioned kind) I’ve ever seen with cellulite

Tellyourmomhi

Those shorts are wild, Ben. Crippling bottom energy.

Brian

True lol btw I didn’t say that implying men are all losers, it’s that a lot of women don’t seem to care or think about who they’re making babies with . I’m a horrible misogynist

Monster MW

Well, God bless the ones who do anyway

Gabriel

I think it was pretty obvious the slur he said based on the rhyme.

John O

Sounds like a potential skit … dad don’t call the cops on the teacher. I wanna keep getting sucked off

Ridge

G word F word R word from Jace tickled that reptilian part of my brain

Dirty Clamski

if the news celebrated every woman who fucked a loser we would have zero time for any other stories :p

Monster MW

Perfect ep to celebrate international woman’s day 💖

Monster MW

Abuse/neglect is the true hero of the story.

E L î

We all should thank Stan for shaping Devan into the deeply retardedly funny man he’s become

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

this might be the funniest episode. we need stan on the pod

Ash

Stan sounds like a few characters I've known through the years. Always going crazy over something.

Doc Holliday

Hey the touheys did the right thing! Enough with this white slander on the pod!

Andrew

Love when Ben bleeps the slurs it gives us a mad lib opportunity to say our favourite!

Ty Fleming

I one upped my son by fucking his teacher. Honestly the highlight of my life.

Russ Sibbison

I thought all women are useless. I am gay,fag,homo, like the rest of your followers. I believe Devan is straight.

Richard Cox

Million dollar ..........? Boys, Elephants, Gang bangers. The Black Side Punks. Are the boys talking about their dad again? Jace said let me lick his balls a they f@@k. Gooners 💯. You can lick mine as I f@@k my husband. Don't get your hopes up. He may say no.

Richard Cox

Goddamnit and of course Ben ruins it 2:45 in

BM

Thank god that dreaded ceiling fan/poor person light is off.

BM

Plz come to Denver so ik who to avoid on dating apps

Victor

I realized Bradley Cooper was gay when he was in American Sniper because you'd have to be gay to be in that movie. Also I went to see that movie in highschool with some friends but my buddies dad had to take us and I got way too stoned beforehand and we had to sit in the front row it was so full. I kept falling asleep the whole movie cuz I was so high and every time there was an explosion or gunshots I would briefly wake up and loudly say "HUH? WHAA?" the entire fucking movie. Looking bad I'm glad I ruined that shitty fucking movie for everyone in the theater.

Archdiocese Chocula

I really liked it when I was little too. Weird.

Archdiocese Chocula

i loved the blind side so much as a little kid, would litterally watch it over and over

Joseph Walters

Write the script.. 3 friends aged.. 13ish get into shenanigans with the one kids gay uncle.. the 2 other boys are brothers with overly religious parents.. who’s not watching this..

Gsirrra

Crazy how life works, if Tim never lost his mind and fired Ben we never would’ve had LP.

Gabriel

We need Stan on the podcast ASAP

Gabriel

Holy shit Devan PLEASE do an episode with your uncle.

John O

Best decision I ever made was trading my Tim Dillon show sub for a LP sub. Fuck that fatass narcissist fag

Dylan Bontz

Absolutely not, shut the hell up.

John O

When I was 18 going into 20 I had a situation like "1:06:34 women love a hurt little dog" I was a pathetic naive loser around the time with my big titty goth girlfriend. After we broke up messily, a friend messaged me an essay about how my ex intentionally goes after low self esteem beta males in the tri-state tumblr nerd fandoms. Even had sucker consider marrying her. Thanks Jace. I needed that. Love you fuckers.

Alyx W

I absolutely love Stan, I would love to have a fag uncle like him. Sounds hilarious.

Dylan Bontz

I’ve never opened patreon so fast after I dropped off my girlfriend. Time to be gay

WiiTard

holy shit we need Devan's uncle on the pod IMMEDIATELY!!!

Daniel Perez

Ben for the love of god please put some socks on or something

Victor

Ben, you're a real asshole buddy. I tried to spend the $100 you gave me at the Austin show, and it turns out its a fake bill. The gas station attendant has called the police and I'm running away. I don't wanna become the Asian George Floyd, also known as rorge Froyd

E L î

Are you implying whores belong in kitchen you chauvinist?

Samuel Patterson

I want a podcast where it's just stories of Devin's uncle Stan

Megabob777

It’s good to celebrate them, if like those medals we give out on sports day to all the kids that lost he race so they don’t feel bad about cleaning the kitchen.

Sniggering

Uncle Stan is a bad ass

Zacharie T. Boutoille

I get a little hit of dopamine when Jace laughs like after the kingdom of the crystal light joke. Allah hu akbar retards!

Bo

Me and my girlfriend slut shame Ben for his tiny pants

Garrettvapesalot

this is the highest quality podcast. listening while on half a blue chew.

hefffy

It’s an honor to be amongst men.

Gabriel

I spoke too soon, ya fucked it up Ben... More definition is not kind to you fellas

Russ Sibbison

Lighting lending the perfect mood to the room.

Russ Sibbison

Recently paralyzed from my selfsuck journey. Tread carefully hombres

Uncle Ellis

It's fuckin Friday boys, let's gooooo!

Now Watch This Drive

You will celebrate fat whores like I said, or you will be reported bud

Samuel Patterson

the katt riffs are fucking great

Pat

Happy Friday you degenerate fucks

Joey McCarthy

so what now? I'm supposed to celebrate a bunch of worn out whores with saggy tits? No thanks buddy!

USAnmbr1

Fuck, I am retarded and gay

BustCohle

Let's keep it clean and fair today, okay guys? It's international women's day today 🙏🙏

Samuel Patterson

God Bless

Burnout❄️Bushido

Happy International Women's day retards

MrMike

LFG

Brennan Wagenfuehr

GM

Rangyahad

Let's have gay sex

USAnmbr1

Benny henny

GLMT


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