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P076: Surely, it was a perfect day.

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Chicky chicky what what chick-o' pea.

Paulie's Walnut

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nicky_ hashtag

I think jace might need to get a storage unit for gooning

Kenny Kenny

We should start a pod!

Not a pretty pal Boi

Definitely feminine

E-money3512

That is unfortunately accurate

E-money3512

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E-money3512

So listening to the main ep this week I was wondering what they had to have said in the first hour to make the use the second hour as the main. I was not disappointed with the answer.

Sam Brown

Macro aggression is my new fave term

Gruntch

Thanks for saying I'm cool for regularly practicing seppuku techniques with my chef knives at work. My bosses hate when I do that, so it's nice to be appreciated

Poon Don

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HONKE

I love how much all the boys are empathizing with this nightmarish situation he’s found himself in.

Jeff

the man above me probably lives under a tree and eats his own feces, we love you Jace

P3RK M1K3

jace should be banned from saying the word birthday. he sounds like a retard with a speech impediment

Altemeier

The power of the dog was the worst fuckin movie lmao, called the ending about 10 mins in. Wow a gay person wow so cool so deep

Clay Ivy

Hey Ben you giant pussy if you wanna smoke crack just smoke meth instead. Way better, way more addictive pussy

Clay Ivy

Jace here is a thought jerk off in the fucking bathroom you moron

Beej

You know Jaces girlfriend is getting railed out on her trips by other dudes

Jo Bones

I do b sellin dat death insurance typa shit

P3RK M1K3

Cunt pennis aids 9/11 retards bigfoot susan boyle aids

P3RK M1K3

fun fact: Sasheen Littlefeather was pulling an Elizabeth Warren. pretendians are my favorite internet rabbit hole.

Peaches Rosenblumbaum

Hey don’t call me surely, faggot

beefsquatch

Honestly Jace just ban the cameras mac address on your home router. If it uses wifi then itll be fucked. If she buys a new one do the same thing and shell just think the products is fuckin stupid.

Joe Boomer

What a privilege it is to be allowed to listen to the only guys in the world who have it all figured out

Finn

Ben starting to treat these guys like his last boss

TheUnit

I really hope they shit on you faggots

Victor Figueroa

Goon by day, Lemon Party by night, all day

Max

I sell health insurance

p777

I just want to genuinely thank Ben for shitting on Opus Dei, not sure how you got onto it as a topic but I grew up in/around it and they are in fact retards who did massive damage to my family

Auberon Quin

Just wanted to mention, when you talked about there being no good American female directors you forgot Kathryn Bigelow before she became a CIA asset. Near Dark and Point Break are great films and well shot.

AWESOMO

Jace’s Wellbutrin talk for the past few months has inspired me to take care of my mental health. You are a huge faggot but thank you I love you.

Dame

Jace login to your WiFi routers settings. More than likely there will be a section to blacklist devices/mac addresses. Block the furbos Mac address and it won't be allowed to access the Internet and stop working, your gf will have no clue

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Davis Clark

Dame

Very good

Dame

Bobby Lee

Dame

Jiro Dreams of Poopi

DreadfulDecaf

I say let him goon, I’ll blow up a car in front of his house if it distracts his crazy stalker girlfriend long enough to tug it a couple times

Shaggy

Those are rookie numbers.

Jeff

I’m worried about Jace, something has to be done. That sounds like a nightmare. No matter who we are or what walk of life we come from, color of our skin.,,,we are all goners in arms and have to support each other. I say this with 100 percent sincerity.

Jeff

Jace is going to have to sabotage that pet camera and pretend it was defective or something. That is simply unsustainable. A man has to be able to jack off from time to time in peace. These women will take everything from us!

Jeff

I agree

Mike J

hate from puerto rico

Patreon Customer Service

Salt burn sucked ass. I hate that everyone’s talking about it

Wyred

Hope to listen soon. Just got hooked on the dune audio book. It’s nothing you guys did, do not lose sleep about it. Only 17h left.

Stewart

Awesome job supporting sex workers. Your discord mod is using your discord to sell nudes to your fans.

Frenzy

Hell yeah bro. I wish I could have been there. Got her ass!

Jay Heinkel

I will admit her special "One of the Best" is pretty good, but beyond that, she's the absolute worst.

Johnny Malloy

Devan is having the Dickie Moltisanti dream of coaching a blind baseball team. "You're a real saint, Devy!"

Johnny Malloy

Jace just needs a pano shot of the living room, fix his phone to the camera, then when she checks it and turns the camera it’ll pan the room, cost maybe 20-30 for a selfie stick rig? Problem solved

Shaggy

It’s a damn shame- when a man can’t goon Stupid bitch mom- gave a Birds Eye view It’s a damn shame- when your family’s dead to you The meds are finally working- what’s the point when you can’t goon- it’s a damn shame

Shaggy

Jace absolutely nailed my dad on that insurance salesman thing

Jack F

Holding you retards to that promise of an episode ripping apart Chelsea Peretti. That’s content we all need 😂

Anthony Gomes

Truly supporting the workfore worldwide you fags

Alex Clements

I can tell you from experience your not missing out on anything smoking crack with 400 lb women (minus the 400 lb women part haven’t actually experienced that )

Kyle Lees

Lmao Ben just illustrating we hate what we're supposed to be. Who's sending him a Charlie Brown shirt?

Fausto Crapiz

Ben going “Any last turds” and Devon saying women are awful is this entire podcast summed up.

CrezD

Ben just saying uh I don't help at the age of 4 has me rolling

Frontside shitslide

😂

Andrew Kline

A thumb coming out of a potato is very funny.

Frontside shitslide

Eviction isn’t really funny guise. We have an unhoused problem in society and the best solution is to have sex with homeless women to stimulate the unhoused economy.

Jay Heinkel

Just be racist for an hour no one gives a shit what you think about whoever directed the latest piece of shit movie you hate watched because you have nothing going on

Michael J

My wife loves this show for that reason as well. I got her a cameo from Ben where he just eviscerated her and women. Best $40 bucks I spent in a while.

ChopGlockShogun

Stoicism is definitely retarded. Irt wars are perfect derr.

Frontside shitslide

Me too jace , every single one I see

Josh Spruit

So sorry to hear about the furbo Jace. What has the world come to

Jonathan Lemkin

Get out is just black face skeleton key.

Stinky_Dinky

Rip Cormac McCarthy

Frontside shitslide

Gay Ben

Trevor

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sir peepus

Suck lil wayne little dick.

Curtis Varble

Devan and Shane as special olympics basketball coaches would be the best show ever

BustCohle

gaben?

Tommy

i came for the racism but i stayed for the women hating

Tommy

😂 very good

Seymour Buetts

Devan would be a great basketball kids coach. Also as a divorced father of one son and a new fiancé, we need more content for the adults paying taxes, owning businesses etc. The only people who talk about parenting or their kids or adult lives are the fat shirtless fucks who sold comedy out to Rogan cock. Anywho

Seymour Buetts

Blood Diamond Death. Well done. Loving the hate.

3XL_shirt

Sad to see what they’ve become! The first 75 episodes were good though.. smdh

Sachin Simon

We don't even know who build the pyramid schemes. Amazing zinger

Benjamin Schlegel

Rou Leed song

Charles

Haven’t seen ManipulateMansplainSuckAss in a while. Was he killed by angry fans at the live show for trying to convert them?

CrezD

Always in my face talkin’ dis and dat

Jacob Fain

Please kill me with these fake npc workers at my job. Do they not have real thoughts?

Misery Index

Daylights savings got me fucked up.

Half Life 3

This broke my 18 hour adderall-fueled jacking session, thanks guys

James Cook

Sad mall violin.

3XL_shirt

hope there’s lots of the faggot word in this ep

White Man

How has everyone ben?

BrooklynBorn

Listening to this with my toddler strapped in the back seat

Dakota

First!

GayAssBen

Very good timing boys now I have something to jerk off to while I drive to work 🫡

Noah Roothame

Very good my lemon heads

the 🐀s gimp

There’s a suspicious package sitting outside of Seth Rogen’s house

Gunnar Squires


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