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P079: The Grape Escape

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It’s fucking gay and your ashamed of it or you wouldn’t have mentioned it

Joseph Mead

Jesus fuck like 55 minutes in yeah we all wanna listen to you sit around and talk about podcasting. Your really not far off from talking about rooms

Joseph Mead

Ben, you should go on Wellbutrin. It’ll curb your appetite and it’s used to quit nicotine. Then, you too can go full gay faggot.

RumHam

You fags should imagine crawling a crawl space all day. Like a real POS

Josh Newton

Look a Jew and an Arab bonding over hatred

Clay Ivy

Love how much they go between saying they're just playing characters and being silly, to then also saying they are the exact same off pod and would be having this convo regardless.

The Luuuke

✓Seen

P3RK M1K3

You gonna make me cum talking dirty like that

Sodomy Hussain

the stunt is not worth it because this absolute cock-holster tony hidchcliffe actually thinks he's winning everytime there's any real confrontation with an open micer because he's surrounded by yes men and a crowd of retards. This fuckin 5'2 Idaho born bike-riding fag grinding on edginess is aids to comedy while pretending to be pro "free comedy"

P3RK M1K3

Pov me after : joe rogan tackles me and talked to me about Boston in the 80s while I pass out

Sodomy Hussain

I was thinking about doing a suicide bomber-esqe stunt. I'd go there just to get on stage and tell them to kill themselves and do a lemon party shout out

Sodomy Hussain

white chick energy lol. Heavy theater kid energy amongst the kill tony regulars. Tony should be raped by an ostrich on stage

P3RK M1K3

Why does he snort and he haw non stop. It not a joke it's "quirky" white girl behavior. Let's blow this up the boys need to tear Casey rocket apart

Sodomy Hussain

Fuckin irony overdosed hipster fag

Coinberg Goldenstein

If you like kasey rocket kill yourself. I don't know where to post this other than here

Sodomy Hussain

Love this pod. 😅

Daniel

Maybe you guys need to cosplay as 9-5ers so you can at least pass the time. Maybe try out a bunch of new 9-5s just to troll…could be fun 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dexter

"fuck yourself up and die quick" put it on a shirt so I can guide others to the answer of life

CrimsonChest

Thank God Jace and Devan are actually hilarious. Ben's self persecution complex is tiring. Lucky he has had people to ride on their coattails.

Jo Bones

Best part of the chimpkin

Alex Hand

Sad to see what they've become

Crushin MyDinner

Damn bro I hope Ben sees this and lets you suck his cock.

Gromit ®

They talked about death and the abyss we are all heading to and how most everything is a desperate and manic attempt to distract from that fact. If you think that's nothing you're a retarded fag and should kill yourself.

Stefan Musseau

Doesn't want to be a news aggregate podcast. Instead talks about nothing for an hour.

e-man

This was art

Mike D

Wait are you a pussy man too?? Holly shit good to meet a like-minded individual

P3RK M1K3

The Goon Master General

comixbrainz zzz

Hearing you guys pontificate over Ben's undiagnosed ADHD for an hour straight is some of your finest work. Very good sirs.

Frontside shitslide

“We’re all the best part of the chicken”. Print the shirt

atassac66

That proverbial old lady is right boys. You're never too old ...to Acquire Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

Paulie's Walnut

Jace bragging about the gym but he’s still a fat fuck and his constant talk about getting pussy means he never actually gets any

RandomUser

I want to be gay and say that hanging out at live laugh love has been the best part of my year, i’ve appreciated meeting Devon and Ben (i haven’t met Jayce yet), and the guys from hate watch. Thank y’all for the podcast, ~ Cal

Star3D

while major podcasts are plagued by aids in human form, you stand out as actual funny men fellas

P3RK M1K3

God's light shine upon podcasts who say retard and faggot

P3RK M1K3

goteem shieeeeet

P3RK M1K3

c'mon fellas don't be too harsh on yourselves. we're all fatarded gay men here.

P3RK M1K3

Just ate a whole loaf of garlic bread while listening to this after gooning while on edibles. Hope everyone is having as great a night as me.

Jeff

Nice, did you tell him that while it was buried in your ass?

Jeff

He’s got those gooning forearms

Jeff

Brave.

Jeff

No. It was the black rifle coffee order that tipped you over the edge.

Jeff

The take on JRE.. Very good boys. VERY good.

tucked between

Keep cruisin'.

Johnny Malloy

You know, the constant joking about the confederate/racist basset hounds is starting to make me wonder if I may have painted myself in a corner by adopting one last year…

Tony

@ben my boss offered me a day pass to The Masters on Sunday (April 7th) I live in NC (5 hr drive) should I go? Wtf even goes on on the Sunday before the Masters? Are all the guys in TX rn anyway? Is it a good time or is this an empty gesture by him…

Dongleloid

That was just Tim sending back the crème brûlée at Masa.

Johnny Malloy

Good Ep bois. Hey Ben, I liked your ep on Nadav. Idk who TF he is but it was cool to see you being sincere for an hour. Love you guys. Keep up the good work @ben @jace @devonTheFag

Dongleloid

For me it’s packing a little one hitter of grass and listening to Lemon Party

Sam Stich

I wouldn’t know about that; you’re definitely the expert on charging for that.

Danny

That's really not much for sucking cock.

DesertSolopsism

the boys have been in full stride lately

Jaylen irving

I know, cringe.

Tommy

Ugh are we doing Steinbeck or is this a rape episode?

Jack Forde

Can’t believe they’ve sold out. Shame.

Jeff

“Just fucking do it, you godamn whore”!

Jeff

Jayce is goon squad supreme

Gil

Hi Danny can u give me money

P3RK M1K3

Jayce 100% goons

Gary W

more like the rape escape

P3RK M1K3

dogbrains

P3RK M1K3

yeah let jace and devan have their way with her Adam 22 style while ben's laugh echoes through the room

P3RK M1K3

goddamn billy you really are a fucking obsessed shitdick

P3RK M1K3

ma man b lookin fine as a mufckh shieeeet

P3RK M1K3

He's surprisingly likeable for a jobless gay man though. Plus he used to work as a door dash driver.

P3RK M1K3

Ben gon get dibeyis

Dana Reinhart

Devan needs a day job

doak1

"Sad to see what you've become" - a thumb-shaped man with no foots shitting in a diaper

P3RK M1K3

There’s plenty of fat gay guys Jayce. For instance, there’s one sitting next to you.

Vaughn Collins

Also the owner was drinking his cup of vodka standing outside of the bathrooms it was hilarious

Max Larsen

Devan was fucking awesome at the show in La. I blame that dumb broad in the front row and her cuck boy friend for spiking your drinks.

Max Larsen

I’m the one retard that works on pump jacks

Haydn Lott

Jace has been going to the gym

John Grady Cole

Ben eats like a hobbit.

comixbrainz zzz

Ben is genuinely one of the most interesting people I know of in a autistic retard kind of way.

Bo

Some chicks are cool

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ben, this will help you: https://truthinitiative.org/thisisquitting 🙏

comixbrainz zzz

Being broke? Yeah you gotta fix that kid

Danny

Female trait

Parker

Im 25, i am aware that the worst day of my life has probably yet to come. But hey i can listen to lemonparty to drown out the thoughts 😁

Parker

Grow up

Parker

Boo-hooo wah-wah-wahh, we all die yeah yeah who gives a shit?

Parker

Well, now you have, poorf*g

Danny

Brother and the announcing several times general tasks she’s doing “ I’m going to fill up my water, then get a shower and head to bed”

Stewart

My happy Friday

Josh Spruit

Ben is REALLY becoming Baron Harkonnen now. Next ep should be shot in infrared like the gladiator scene.

CrezD

Word, they gotta put respect on his name.

CrezD

Just here to correct u guys about mr 22’s member it’s actually pretty big n girthy

Chanowoodo

That bit about hunting Eugene Mirman 😂. I can picture that chubby fucker from Delocated tripping through the bushes with Ben not far behind..closing for the kill.

ChopGlockShogun

This was a good one

Aptkeyboard

Well done.

ChopGlockShogun

When I listen to this at my warehouse job I laugh out loud often. When my coworkers ask what’s so funny I say shut your rotten mouth you scum bag. You don’t get it. Then piss and shit myself and cry in my Chevy equinox for a half hour. Love the show boys. Thanks for the premium slop.

Matt Collins

Sad to see what you’ve become. The first 78 episodes were good though.

Sachin Simon

Gracie and Emma’s behavior makes so much more sense now, Ben is a Border collie

Ryan Blankenship

Don’t feel bad for having a good job and Alot of free time thats gay!

reTurdBurger

I love u

3guys1lemon

The second the pod ended the east coast had an earthquake

Lance Hoch

You’re right. People are stupid for wanting video on an audio format. So stop charging a separate tier for video when the video aspect is worthless. Sometimes amazingly talented people never find success because they’re a miserable c*nt who’s a tough hang and complains constantly. Hi Jace!

Virtual S

I’m a convicted love bomber, which is slightly less gay than what Ted did

James Cook

Who could have guessed that making $4k an hour would be so depressing.

Jeffrey

i’m soyfacing at the YMH reference at 1:08:17

jonathon

Anyway boys I’m WFH making $60/hour to listen to this. Hope your tax situation improves, retards.

Danny

Please tell me you guys didn’t actually realize you were gonna die until like a year ago

Danny

please for the love of god get Katie on the pod

jonathon

Jase, don’t kill yourself.

Dongleloid

Good morning fags

Dongleloid

Adam 22 is like Charlie Brown and the football, except it’s him holding the football and the football is his wife. Lucy is a black guy coming to fuck the football but he doesn’t remove it and watches him fuck her.

Jeff

These women have a name for fucking everything.

Jeff

Shame to see they’ve sold out.

Jeff

Thanks for the early morning existential crisis guys!

Jacob Fain

Show us bobs

Ned

Also, being an in shape dad is super gay.

Stewart

My wife calls it avoidance behaviour or some shit. I can’t just sit there. I need to be constantly be distracted.

Stewart

Lemon party fans suck

Bean Baun

🥳 have a good weekend lemon party 😩

Lairry goldestein

LETS GOOOOOO

David B.

Sad to see what you’ve become

Lance Hoch

N

sir peepus

This made me cum

Daniel

Jarrod did suck in Poor things!!!!!!! Thanks fags

Benjamin Schlegel

Why’s a CHICK in here?!

Brian Gibson

Same last name, but not related. The gayest.

Corey Reynolds

Is this how the boys finally get on SNL?

Half Life 3

I saw devNs new movie. Sad to see what he was become

Benjamin Schlegel

Veryyyy good

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

You are a pussy … I fuck pussy

Roach Giggins

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Jace Tuffli

More like the gay escape

Kyle Lees

Strokin' my shit to this

Mc

Thank God 🙏

tnm_dynamiq

I’m gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you in the mouth 🍇😏

Andrew Kline

I already came.

Fiddy.Ty

Sad ep unfortunately, as a speed reader this was hard to consume

EWeibler

Wild prediction…. Devan is gonna talk about “grape”

Lart Hefron

Sad to see what you’ve become

Blake Green

Damn I’m second. Even gayer.

Bill Reynolds

First.. gay

Bill Reynolds

Mid

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