P080: McDonalds
Added 2024-04-12 12:00:10 +0000 UTCComments
Not the first time I’ve heard that brother
Josh Newton
2024-07-06 21:56:17 +0000 UTCI know.
Jeff
2024-07-06 20:47:58 +0000 UTCWhen did the show become all about the fans and their comments?
The Virtual Sandwich
2024-06-22 18:11:01 +0000 UTCWhy don’t you change your own oil you fags… so gay of you.. soy boy happy meal eating boosted cuck star all NBA first team homo looking as niggas
Josh Newton
2024-05-29 17:42:58 +0000 UTCI have weirdly similar story about violently murdering large toad when I was like 7. Smashed its head in with a sharp rock. My parents were like, what the fuck. Still value animals a lot now.
Joseph Siko
2024-05-23 18:49:49 +0000 UTCCalling native American savages peaceful is faggy behavior, they’re outta their minds
Caleb Nelson
2024-05-13 12:44:40 +0000 UTCCringe. Sad to see what you've become.
Buttz
2024-05-04 15:28:14 +0000 UTCIn Ben’s case it’s separating the art from the autist
manipulatemansplainmanifest
2024-05-02 12:03:08 +0000 UTCRe Ari Shaffir, it's funny how he's so quick to make fun of taboo and serious things (e.g. Kobe & family heli crash), but when it comes to Israel-Palestine, he stays dead quiet. On Rogan (POP gang, #9 or #10) he briefly mentioned a "soft" anti-Palestine / pro-Israel comment... probably was several beers deep then. Quickly moved on... obviously uncomfortable.
Ronald
2024-04-30 22:18:38 +0000 UTCI tried asking about deals at McDonald’s and they called me a Fag
Frank
2024-04-23 14:18:05 +0000 UTCTouché
Michael Polites
2024-04-19 14:22:03 +0000 UTCBen is out of his fucking mind if he thinks he can get away with being a full three seconds late
Michael Polites
2024-04-19 11:50:21 +0000 UTCben baby frogs are tadpoles come on
Peaches Rosenblumbaum
2024-04-18 18:52:26 +0000 UTCWhats wrong with that? Pigs can have orgasms for up to a half hour.
Delyn Kirstein
2024-04-17 14:30:05 +0000 UTCLmao trying to seem all lovable with animals on your profile pic but in reality you’re super controlling and definitely single or dating a hog.
Michael Polites
2024-04-17 14:28:20 +0000 UTCNo
Delyn Kirstein
2024-04-17 05:02:18 +0000 UTCOh like the exact joke they already made in the pod
Clay Ivy
2024-04-17 05:01:31 +0000 UTCBen how you not gonna defend your wife while he watches your lady titty feed your child. Pretty much just got cucked
Delyn Kirstein
2024-04-16 17:50:05 +0000 UTCso funny that devan saw the jojo siwa car
darthowen77
2024-04-16 12:36:16 +0000 UTCI’m trying to remake NCFOM but Chigurh has Down syndrome. ChatGPT took about half an hour of convincing to concede to the idea.
Caleb
2024-04-16 03:38:39 +0000 UTCI thought they were going to talk about doing open mics with Robin Williams and just keep escalating it. “Fucking Charlie Chaplin, such a piece of shit you wouldn’t believe the jokes he stole from me.”
Jeff
2024-04-16 00:14:38 +0000 UTCI z zzzzzzszzzszxzz
B
2024-04-15 21:23:08 +0000 UTCThere’s a shooting range in AZ called Ben Avery Shooting Range
For the Boys
2024-04-15 17:10:33 +0000 UTCAnd then Because the show is on Netflix, Dorra is a trans blasian midget with aids
P3RK M1K3
2024-04-15 16:46:12 +0000 UTCHow dare our retarded leader call someone elese retarded
P3RK M1K3
2024-04-15 16:44:30 +0000 UTCThat Schulzian sign-off can go die
Robust Duck
2024-04-15 05:47:47 +0000 UTCAnal sex is disgusting, degenerate behavior. Never trust a woman that wants to be fucked in the ass.
Jeff
2024-04-14 23:38:57 +0000 UTCSaying David Lucas steals jokes from Xbox live is so fucking funny
Biblically Accurate Barstool
2024-04-14 23:25:20 +0000 UTCBen and Jace blaming their stupidity on coming from Texas is not a valid excuse. I'm 30 and have lived in west-central Texas my whole life and can honestly say they are just dumb. Embrace that and don't blame it on the place you grew up.
NJM23
2024-04-14 22:28:25 +0000 UTCHe was the same way when he vaped on Brain Jail. He literally vapes like he's smoking weed. He coughs a lot and sometimes inhales it and then talks while holding it in and then exhales directly into the microphone. He went on a rant on one episode of Brain Jail calling people retarded because they were annoyed that he was blowing into the mic.
NJM23
2024-04-14 22:25:57 +0000 UTCPhenomenal!
David Eric Ricketts
2024-04-14 21:58:29 +0000 UTCThat one flew right under the radar. Felt like I was the only one who appreciated that one. Beautiful in its simplicity.
Johnny Malloy
2024-04-14 21:07:51 +0000 UTCBen walks through the front door wiping a tiny bit of shoe polish off his face. He smiles to the camera. Starring Ben Avery Devan watches TV and starts yelling and screaming then turns to camera two and calmly smiles. Starring Devan Costa Jace on the couch with a fully charged laptop. He’s ready to goon. He gives the camera a big thumbs up. Starring Jace Avery. And then because the show is on Netflix, Dora is not only on the show, but has a three show arc about her background.
Johnny Malloy
2024-04-14 21:06:45 +0000 UTCI had no idea people bitched when you guys talk about tv and movies. That’s the stuff I like the most.
Johnny Malloy
2024-04-14 21:00:41 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-04-14 16:21:45 +0000 UTCPlease make “best part of the chimkin” shirts
Charlie
2024-04-14 16:17:27 +0000 UTCThe road towards evil comedy starts with vaping.
tucked between
2024-04-14 13:28:53 +0000 UTCI think you have to reach the part in life where being drunk at 3AM is literally an everyday occurrence to really appreciate the movie to be fair
Ryan
2024-04-14 09:04:46 +0000 UTCBen, you've been vaping for weeks now, figure out how to do it already damn it
Will Masters
2024-04-14 04:55:12 +0000 UTCThe fact that they live close enough to JoJo Siwa for her to be a problem for them is Karma for this podcast
Baldmaniac
2024-04-13 21:51:16 +0000 UTCIt’s the theme for The Lemon Party sitcom.
David Eric Ricketts
2024-04-13 19:49:26 +0000 UTCInglorious basterds, once upon a time in Hollywood, brave heart, gladiator, step brothers, no country for old men. Lots of bangers but that danish drinking one is not a banger imo
Daniel
2024-04-13 18:05:28 +0000 UTCBen hope you’re enjoying the Slave Masters at Augusta Plantational
conor fennell
2024-04-13 17:22:32 +0000 UTC“The GayGayGay” very good Ben
Jason Fontaine
2024-04-13 15:47:55 +0000 UTCThat’s not the east coast that’s the south dumbass
Mathew Baker
2024-04-13 15:31:01 +0000 UTCWow that fan theme song was absolutely awful
Joe F
2024-04-13 15:27:57 +0000 UTCIt’s that and choking on a ritz cracker and my dad having to save me. Not sure how I’ve made it this far 🤷🏻♂️🙏🏻
Dexter
2024-04-13 15:04:24 +0000 UTCIt’s Eye-la fisher not Izla
jodo123
2024-04-13 14:59:00 +0000 UTCThings you’ll hear constantly on Lemon Party and Hate Watch: fag, retard, separate the art from the artist.
Juan Dubya
2024-04-13 14:08:57 +0000 UTCDanish retards drinking movie is actually really good. Name some of your favourite flicks then Mr. Cinephile Daniel fella
Ryan
2024-04-13 13:03:25 +0000 UTCDrunk at 3:00 AM writing this but that movie sucked dick
Daniel
2024-04-13 07:51:00 +0000 UTCBeennnn I know you read my comment about the stupid danish retards drinking movie. Most of your favorite movies do suck deal with it bitch.
Daniel
2024-04-13 07:50:30 +0000 UTCIm pretty sure Ben would trade Lemaires life for a double big mac meal. And frankly I dont blame him
Ryan
2024-04-13 06:13:20 +0000 UTCI dont care about his kid mate. I demand to hear the one word uncensored even though I can very clearly tell what he said and it makes absolutely no difference! Dont censor my precious slop!!!
Ryan
2024-04-13 06:11:30 +0000 UTCBoth sides are actually very gay. Also its literally like a 1000 year war. Why does everyone suddenly care enough to pick a side? I’ve been hearing free palestine for the last quarter century. Nothing will ever change in that hellhole
Ryan
2024-04-13 06:09:35 +0000 UTCDiabolical comment but I audibly laughed
Ryan
2024-04-13 06:06:50 +0000 UTCIt was a joke about killing frogs, retard.
Nicholas Fitzpatrick
2024-04-13 06:06:14 +0000 UTCThe boys would hate Lemaire. The only people in the entire state of Austin they respect are Matt and Shane, so in public they have to be nice to Tommy Chris Lamorp Guardawg and the rest of the R worded Philly squad
Ryan
2024-04-13 06:04:37 +0000 UTCMcDonalds app is goated w rizz. People that say its fat to have the app are cringe for missing out on Father Ronalds delicious free treats
Ryan
2024-04-13 06:02:17 +0000 UTCI’m probably reading into it too far but I swear Nick Millions is a lemon party fan. Theres been like 10+ things he has riffed on TAGS that I swear are almost identical to something one of the amazing Averys said a few weeks earlier. Its probably just parallel thinking though because everyone involved is very gay
Ryan
2024-04-13 05:59:34 +0000 UTCBenjamin: I don’t know if you read these, but if you do.. are y’all coming to east coast anytime soon? Please do.. North Carolina..
Dongleloid
2024-04-13 03:59:02 +0000 UTCDevan talks like Ron Burgundy sometimes, and it makes the best episodes.
YanniShlongDays
2024-04-13 02:45:43 +0000 UTCI’ve already had all these thoughts and I’m convinced this is an individual AI podcast scheme
applebot
2024-04-13 02:45:03 +0000 UTCWtf
Jeff
2024-04-13 01:43:05 +0000 UTCL Lisa, your attention is shameful to be associated with and my heart empathizes for the others that have been or will be cursed in the same way as I have now. I’ve made many references to Greek mythology, and your personification of Medusa, and while correct, the one thing you could never turn to stone, is my cock. Also, how can I be antisemitic, I just fucked a Jewish bitch?
DarkBrando
2024-04-13 01:36:05 +0000 UTCPlease. Please make that user submitted Lemon Party Theme the new theme. Or atleast try it out. It’s called Irony, retards. It makes it funnier.
Jeff
2024-04-13 01:28:44 +0000 UTCBen I swear to everything holy…my first memory was getting my fingers cut off. I was a dumbazz three year old that thought putting my fingers in door hinges would stop the door. Brother ended up cutting my fingers off in an aldis 🤦🏻
Dexter
2024-04-13 01:01:45 +0000 UTCI know, I feel the exact same about the men that listen to LP. Fucked up retards that have never gotten laid and probably have to pay for a woman to touch them. So I can understand your frustration being unleashed on the one woman that has given you any attention. Bless your heart. Good luck to you, you antisemitic retard.
Lisa
2024-04-13 00:53:02 +0000 UTCWoooohhhhhhhwaaaaaahhhhhhhhooooooooooohhhhhhhhh (speaking in whale) I have no doubt you’re a fan and were in Austin, you had to have been one of the few wearing a diaper, I just refuse to let the image of what you must be into my mind for fear of petrification, all jokes aside the mental health issues and therefore also disfigurement mentally, physically, and spiritually of a woman listening to LP is a shitstorm beyond my years on this earth so I bid you adieu jewish sa victim lady Lisa
DarkBrando
2024-04-13 00:30:10 +0000 UTCIsreal is gay, your is still correct, nice PFP
CrezD
2024-04-12 23:54:17 +0000 UTCThat’s a lot of words I’m not reading…all I know is you hate black people
Jonathan
2024-04-12 23:13:26 +0000 UTCDevan coming in with the fucking haymaker haha!! Awesome.
Nopores
2024-04-12 23:09:06 +0000 UTCWhen I take my dog out, I go in woods my backyard. Try to hit golf shots through all the trees. Later, I’ll walk to the woods and try to find balls. I having a hard finding the balls. Turns out the squirrels has been bearing them, Under small white pine. I just found a jackpot of eight golf balls.
Stewart
2024-04-12 22:53:56 +0000 UTCI hate when retards say mountain like Jace does. Tf is a moudin?
Sam Stich
2024-04-12 21:57:38 +0000 UTCHaha imagine some guy killed OJ after the trial…the public views him as a hero….a vigilante. When interviewed, he says “At the time, I didn’t even know it was OJ Simpson. I just hate black people.”
Jeff
2024-04-12 21:53:29 +0000 UTCROCK AND ROLL McDONALDS!!
comixbrainz zzz
2024-04-12 21:48:36 +0000 UTC*incredulous cholo voice* The McDonald’s app do be hitting different tho 😂👏
Jonathan Lemkin
2024-04-12 21:26:56 +0000 UTCI mean, insinuating sexual assault on a woman is probably not cool with patreon. Ben has a baby to feed.
Ambientus
2024-04-12 21:15:38 +0000 UTC"Those two gay guys over dere" 😆 🍋 🤣🤣
Half Life 3
2024-04-12 21:00:09 +0000 UTCWhy are you guys bleeping stuff out on the patreons LOL?
Frontside shitslide
2024-04-12 20:57:27 +0000 UTCDamn, Lisa. 😄
ChopGlockShogun
2024-04-12 20:52:49 +0000 UTCJace rulez!……… hope these pointless periods make you doubt if I actually meant it, hachachachaaaa 😂
reTurdBurger
2024-04-12 20:50:29 +0000 UTCThere are 8 billion humans on this earth. Every joke is a stolen joke. There is zero originality.
Jewish_Kanye_West
2024-04-12 20:36:05 +0000 UTCDevon should dye his hair pink and Jace should die his shaved hair blonde. They'd be true to form that way.
Davy Jones Locker
2024-04-12 20:21:31 +0000 UTCDevan’s cuck take on Palestine is absolutely comical. I love watching fags and women stand for a people who would slaughter them under Muslim rule 🤷🏻♂️
Gromit ®
2024-04-12 19:55:28 +0000 UTCI am glad OJ and his whore wife are reunited in heaven
Delyn Kirstein
2024-04-12 19:54:08 +0000 UTCDamn, figuring out I had the same constipated, hide&dump method as baby that Ben had is pretty unnerving
Pile KittenMouse
2024-04-12 19:40:53 +0000 UTCOn the conversation of bedding a fat man, it is definitely an acquired taste but can be quite enjoyable once you properly engage your lats and shoulders. Not difficult on the knees and very succulent falatio. Stay beautiful.
Abdallah Hiffiz
2024-04-12 19:32:15 +0000 UTCN
sir peepus
2024-04-12 19:23:15 +0000 UTCDevon steals jokes all the time by repeating what Joey or Connor said.
Vaughn Collins
2024-04-12 18:46:45 +0000 UTCHello, I'm the Joker
Jarrett Wood
2024-04-12 18:27:51 +0000 UTCHitler loved animals. He was a good guy though...
Cat
2024-04-12 18:17:24 +0000 UTCVery good
Lisa
2024-04-12 18:05:57 +0000 UTCu better get a deep dish in Philly
Doctor Stool
2024-04-12 17:31:11 +0000 UTCYap harder so we know you're a real woman
Crushin MyDinner
2024-04-12 17:25:07 +0000 UTCHoney Bun-Bun
Shaggy
2024-04-12 17:23:16 +0000 UTCDevon bringing the cell block 99 beef with Jon into the pod
Ryan Blankenship
2024-04-12 16:51:19 +0000 UTCI know I’m more attractive than any woman you would ever be able to land, fat ass. What a cuck that you can’t take a dose of cold hard truth about your beloved LP boys. I’m a fan. I was at the Austin live show. I can just sense the real source of their Jew hate. You pussies are so sensitive.
Lisa
2024-04-12 16:46:16 +0000 UTCI'm doing 4D chess on my penis
Logan V
2024-04-12 16:32:17 +0000 UTCBen killed OJ
Jonathan
2024-04-12 16:30:31 +0000 UTCAnd if you’re a man using the name Lisa we’re dealing with much worse issues then just being a retarded whale…..
DarkBrando
2024-04-12 16:23:50 +0000 UTCBe gone retarded fat downs syndrome whore! I refuse to imagine what a woman who listens to LP looks like, but I have a dark suspicion you possess the powers of Medusa with mere gaze.
DarkBrando
2024-04-12 16:17:16 +0000 UTCShame to see what they’ve become.
Jeff
2024-04-12 16:14:31 +0000 UTCThe fact this is named McDonald’s means it’s based
NotAfraidToPoop
2024-04-12 15:57:39 +0000 UTCDevan is the GOAT.
Anna Conda
2024-04-12 15:57:21 +0000 UTCThe brave little toaster fucked me all up.
Matt Collins
2024-04-12 15:53:15 +0000 UTCHow do people stand that retard?
Ambientus
2024-04-12 15:48:17 +0000 UTCJust like you, bitch.
Lisa
2024-04-12 15:28:55 +0000 UTCThis is the best part of my week
Winstin Wilkey
2024-04-12 15:27:22 +0000 UTCSad to see what you’ve become. The first 79 episodes were good though.
Sachin Simon
2024-04-12 15:15:56 +0000 UTCCan't stop thinking about a turkey 🦃 sticking it's whole face into a bong's mouth piece, ripping a hit, and letting a big gobble as it blows the smoke out.
Andrew Charles
2024-04-12 15:05:11 +0000 UTCMACCY DEEEES
Sniggering
2024-04-12 14:56:24 +0000 UTCBen and Lemaire. Match make it toad heaven
Nicholas Fitzpatrick
2024-04-12 14:55:36 +0000 UTCAnd the yellows.
Sniggering
2024-04-12 14:55:15 +0000 UTCHahahahahahahahaha
Sniggering
2024-04-12 14:53:59 +0000 UTCNo they hate Jews because they smell and steal money retard.
Sniggering
2024-04-12 14:53:39 +0000 UTCMy gf got hella trigger with your intro bit haha 😄 😂 🤣 😆
Daniel Rivera
2024-04-12 14:51:53 +0000 UTCbros the bus stop guy is christ - sometimes the answer is right under your nose
Mr. D
2024-04-12 14:45:58 +0000 UTCI'm the fattest man alive and the McDonald's app is an incredible piece of technology.
You Effo
2024-04-12 14:44:15 +0000 UTCI’ll unsubscribe so fast if they change to that theme. Try me Ben, fucking try me. With your special friends Bobby lee shit intro shit
applebot
2024-04-12 14:25:06 +0000 UTCI fucking love mcdonalds ❤️
Parker
2024-04-12 14:23:39 +0000 UTCThe amount of Cum Town bits as well…
Vic boss
2024-04-12 14:20:41 +0000 UTCThat intro song was the gayest thing I've ever heard. Very impressed and jealous
GayAssBen
2024-04-12 14:05:19 +0000 UTCNot as many as ben gets in one DD order
Rick Mayberry
2024-04-12 14:03:15 +0000 UTCThose hotdogs are literally called “Sonoran Hotdogs” as in Arizona. As a burrito American myself, I actually love having my culture roasted
beefsmellington
2024-04-12 13:57:04 +0000 UTCThe boys hate Jews because they are jealous so many of them made it in Hollywood and they didn’t. The truth hurts but God bless the LP boys.
Lisa
2024-04-12 13:51:29 +0000 UTCRobin Williams? You mean Casey Rocket, right?
comixbrainz zzz
2024-04-12 13:46:18 +0000 UTCFurry suit on... butt plug in... lotion ready... Shotgun, loaded... Screens 2-7 up and running... Main screen (reserved for the boys)... Can't wait to finish to this one lads
Ratsnest
2024-04-12 13:28:29 +0000 UTCI wouldn’t feel bad about stealing jokes guys. I steal everything I hear from podcasts and just use them on people that do not listen. I am the funniest in my PS4 party. Thank you.
Stewart
2024-04-12 13:28:22 +0000 UTCWow we did it
Gay Actor Michael Douglas
2024-04-12 13:28:00 +0000 UTCSad to see what you’ve become
Lance Hoch
2024-04-12 13:27:16 +0000 UTCMidland/hodessa jokes I can never get enough of
Shayne Ash
2024-04-12 13:20:05 +0000 UTCnow gum me!
edgemyselftosleep42069
2024-04-12 13:17:03 +0000 UTCat 5 I threw a small Fish on the dock and it, as Jace says,“Unfolded”. I was honestly just trying to test if I was capable of doing bad things. I never did it again cause I started crying lmao
CrezD
2024-04-12 12:58:22 +0000 UTCWoo Woo 🥳
Lairry goldestein
2024-04-12 12:35:58 +0000 UTCFuck the Jews!!!
Roach Giggins
2024-04-12 12:24:15 +0000 UTCHow many calories can I consume whilst listening to this podcast...hmmmmmm....
BustCohle
2024-04-12 12:21:23 +0000 UTCBen release the pink book…the log of all the pig’s twinks he abused/stole from
Andrew Kline
2024-04-12 12:14:17 +0000 UTCWhen are you doing a show in China?
Brandon Hepler
2024-04-12 12:13:23 +0000 UTCyessssffffiiidday🍋🎉🍋🎉🍋🇮🇳❤️❤️❤️
X__andy
2024-04-12 12:12:37 +0000 UTCLife is like a…🦆 📖
Andrew Kline
2024-04-12 12:09:03 +0000 UTCThank you Ben
__
2024-04-12 12:07:58 +0000 UTCFuck Casey rocket in the ass
Sodomy Hussain
2024-04-12 12:07:53 +0000 UTCUm, gooning time much?
Mc
2024-04-12 12:05:45 +0000 UTCCan I get a fuck Drake in the chat?
Gunnar Squires
2024-04-12 12:05:27 +0000 UTCRock n roll mcdoooonalds
Lance M
2024-04-12 12:05:22 +0000 UTCi’m stroking my shit!
DoughBoyD
2024-04-12 12:04:30 +0000 UTC1234? Huh, I think the Jews got to em.
Corey Reynolds
2024-04-12 12:04:07 +0000 UTCoh christ here we go
DoughBoyD
2024-04-12 12:04:06 +0000 UTCMaggggdonnnnnallllzzzzz
Dr sponge
2024-04-12 12:04:04 +0000 UTCHell yeah
Johnny O
2024-04-12 12:02:01 +0000 UTCLet’s goon boys.
Sniggering
2024-04-12 12:01:49 +0000 UTCI got lotion on my dick right now.
Jace Tuffli
2024-04-12 12:00:32 +0000 UTCGod bless
Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson
2024-04-12 12:00:28 +0000 UTC
