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P081: I swear I didn't order doordash

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these boiz./// these boiz/. shocks you

Georgio McFartio.

you hate yourself more than Jace hates himself

HoGHD

Nice comeback.

Nopores

spud light

ya, austin texas.

Mrgarbage

I had a genuine love for Jace standing up and getting out of there at the end. Just perfect dad energy and after saying sweat a liter, been there brother! It’s like lemme get a breath

Randy

If you haven’t already, join the hate watch podcast Patreon. The early episodes with Ben and Jace are like the lemon party origin story

Lance Hoch

do you live in the Deep South?

DreadPirateRoberts

For the love of god don’t talk about your fucking taxes on the show

Ray Kump

Ben is such a retard, huge episode for Devan

jake

is this dang podcast sponsored by bert the machine kreischer or what

David Lucas

yeah these retard make 10k a month per person at least and won't even hire a tax consultant.

toadman

Ben is gay and we’re all proud ❤️

Cody

Ben becoming sober just to have a baby and become “shower thoughts” guy is peak fag performance I’m gay and retarded

Carson Bertrand

I'm not real

Jussie Smollet's Subway Sandwich

home office deductions trigger audits like crazy. google it. There's very limited deductions for that type of business.

DreadPirateRoberts

I love how these tards are in their 30’s but didn’t know you have to set aside money for taxes when you’re self-employed. Jesus fucking Christ you could probably deduct the rent/mortgage of the place you’re recording in too lmaoooo

Glenn Youngkin Did Nine Eleven

Please just spend a bit of months paytch to get Anthony out for an episode, It would be insane but in the best way.

Ben Kizzy

Yes!!! Another long drawn out sad therapy story from Jace. I wonder if he takes any beta blockers. He's never mentioned it. I'm also a tortured soul who's twisted like a walking stick. My edge lord digital drawings are no good though. Jace can draw, can’t take that away.

Virtual S

Episode 81 : the boys discover life isn't black and white and Ben discovers that good and evil exist simultaneously and humans are complex.

Boy George Floyd

the one on research blvd in austin. i think shane gillis works there too.

Mrgarbage

Ice-T1000

Lord Snake

Which McDonald’s did you go to? I need the exact address?

Sniggering

Agua de Coke Zero

Rosemery Cardenas

Mike Recine exists to water down podcasts.

Vaughn Collins

i listened to this episode and now im gay thanks retards

tenzin

Ben’s off the juice and gettin’ GAINZ.

tucked between

So who ordered the door dash?

Kylie

Jace would destroy Ben, while probably crying the entire time

Gabriel

The only way this podcast ends is by the lemonparty boys torturing and killing Bert kreischer on a live stream

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Hey doctor, I have a licence number, do you? Nice thumbnail fag. Poser much?

Nopores

Sir, yes sir

simp for katie

Oh shit! Video episode for us $5 retards

simp for katie

Jace, Im a Dr, don't listen to him.

Uncle Ellis

Que forro que sos

Shiso Hanzai

Devin is a funny mf

Jay Gomez

i went to a mcdoanlds cuz of this show and mcdoobles are still $1. These guys are up to no good.

Mrgarbage

🦧

Booker T

Whatever queer #GoWhites ✊🏻

Booker T

Reccine rules can’t wait for that one you fuckin mo’s

Booker T

Very good. Also Ben stop eating 30k calories a day.

Viktor Engqvist

The Sydney stabber was a schizophrenic since he was 17 - he grew up pentacostal so basically the same as a jihadist.

Russ Sibbison

Ive got my poppers and chick fil a, am I too late for the retard bukkake?

Nomadic Hermit

Ben should not be giving his baby daughter "Assfat Jello" surgery. Its bad enough hes giving her spray tans to turn her Redbone.

E L î

Jace, I'm a cardiac RN. Stop being a fucking retard and take your beta blockers like your prescribed or you're going to pass out and shit your pants or worse. Fag.

Nopores

It's bigger than black and white

Shiso Hanzai

Moved to CO and learned about him. He’s my hero

Victor

Planet of the Jace

Ridge

Just get a CPA! The “I paid too much taxes” take is literally just withholding employment tax. You idiots just don’t process that your employer did it for you before paying you every two weeks.

Philippe

Yo, Ben actually has a significant double chin there....when did that happen...wish I could've been there brother

RuggMugg

Since these boys are so interested in Kaczynski they should look into the KillDozer guy up in Colorado. Now there’s a domestic terrorist who went out with a cause 😪

Troy G.

Based Ben with the Muzzy Boys take 😂😂

N word scissor hands

A Video for the Brokies?! Bless your gay hearts. Maybe I won’t mail human body pieces to my ex today.

CrezD

Best in class

Sniggering

It is a marriage of ideas that only Jews and Germans could ever understand.

Sniggering

How does Jace get paid for this

Funny Donor

Love that Ben has to wear diabetic compression socks now... FATTY

JT

Hot Guns.

Sniggering

What kind of flesh wearing faggot is researching bill burrs’ home life… Tell me you’re a bottom without telling me you’re a bottom.

Sniggering

How’d I get access to video?

Tony Carbs

OJ is just another black man falsely accused of marrying a white woman and ruining her bloodline.

Sniggering

How can someone be so smart and knowingly consume aspartame? Get weird on those espresso drinks and line them up in shot glasses. Anything but aspartame. Ben’s a writer, he should be crushing nicotine like Stephen King.

David Eric Ricketts

Thank you for sharing the video

l o v e l e s s

my wife designs comprehensive decision trees for the drive thru so i don't freak out when they are out of an item and i don't know what i should sub it with

Moist Turtleneck

Jace becoming a Huberman guy and Ben/Devan becoming fat is poetic

DreadPirateRoberts

HOUSELESS! Not homeless you bigot!

Seymour Buetts

Imagine he gets off his cuck blockers and sounds more like JP

Seymour Buetts

Ben you clearly have OCD. Stop playing boy

Ridge

Just like our childhoods, beaten with love

Seymour Buetts

No bitches on a requiem dream

Ridge

Smash burgers objectively the best

George

Train by day WarMode Podcast all night. ALL DAY

HeBro

then git thee fuck outta here!

BustCohle

he be aight

BustCohle

It’s true, I’ve been managing to get by with just killing homeless people, thank god nobody cares about them.

Sniggering

I like smash burgers, because the love it beaten into the food.

Sniggering

Fuck sake! I accidentally shot the dog again.

Sniggering

Not on my watch pal.

Sniggering

More 4 poors

Sniggering

If he has hands then yes. Grabby grabby

Sniggering

Guess it’s true, when you have a baby you get fat and grow man boobies. Which is crazy because I didn’t know Devan had a kid…

Sniggering

for the love of god stop talking about therapy and just make fun of fat retards.

DreadPirateRoberts

39:50 It's more like "...and now, the exciting conclusion of: Manifest Destiny!". We're just coming back from commercial break.

Brandon Obaza

Yes I am a Muslim woman inshallah

George Floyd Avery

Sad to see what you've become

Lance Hoch

Bethpahduhchikn

Alexander Burton

The Burt laugh is funny when you guys do it

Steve

Just don’t do daily benzos. Jordon Peterson dude. Jordon Peterson.

Chad

Imagine being trans and then you get dosed with acid and confronted with that. I might do some things

Special Ed class

Lemonparty X WARMODE??? these people continue to feed us the slop we need to not kill ourselves

Pat

Sad to see how you've cucked

Danny

The best thing about Ben getting fat is discovering how funny Devan’s fat jokes are

AlexanderVGD

ONCE AGAIN BEN SHOWS THAT HE DIDNT HIRE AN ACCOUNTANT

JD han

I love when the brothers fight. They should do a MMA fight and upload to the Patreon. Winner gets a bigger cut of the Patreon

Mooey

Great! The new episode has been uploaded. I'm a homosexual man!

Asa Bell

Can a nigga get a pencil? Also I’m GAY

Burnout❄️Bushido

Video for the poors. Thank you my gooners

Andrew Kline

Psychiatrists are the best. I just zoom call mine once every 3 months and lie about being sober then she eventually gives me a bunch of ambien I snort within 5 days.

Ethan Neubauer

I saw a video were a guy balances a beer on his head and picks a box of matches up off the ground with his mouth. Reminded me of this show.

Stewart

🚨 I’m gay! 🚨

Rex B

Yes you did you pos. So sad to see what you've become.

Trey G

What does this podcast and my digestive system have in common? They’re both ready to dump huge piles of steaming crap every Friday at 6am sharp.

beefsmellington

Are there any Muslim women who also watch this podcast?

Abdallah Hiffiz

hold fast gents, dont pull the trigger for one more day!

BustCohle

I’m not gay anymore

Garrettvapesalot

Powder your merkins fellas, the goon wagon has arrived

Russ Sibbison

i’m gonna turn the las vegas sphere into my goon cave

hefffy

Best part of the chimcken

Jackson Murphy

Gay

Seymour Buetts


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