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Ben Avery
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P081: I swear I didn't order doordash

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I’m listening to old eps while cleaning and when Ben said “Ashley Nicole Simpson” I threw my cleaning rag and walked away 😆

Candy Nix

This is worse than paying for porn… I’m ashamed of myself

Joseph Mead

Paul giomatti joke 🤣

rolon96 2810

Lol read the title and expect a Ben story of being fat and doing fat things

rolon96 2810

When do adderal its drexadrin

Kyle Lees

especially supositories

Coinberg Goldenstein

Pills are gay

Josh Newton

It’s a cycle

Tom

Yo boys!! When you come to Denver should do a collab with LemonGrass Jennings. It’s literally in the back of a Snarfs parking lot by Mile High stadium.

DHexus23D

😂

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Will Lemon Party be part of the #NetflixIsRetarded Kia Forum show?

comixbrainz zzz

You guys are amazing

Sam Sung

Would have been more legendary than breaking bad / sopranos if they did 5 seasons max. Spin off finale was pretty good though

HeBro

Dexter was good. Later seasons (towards the end) we're a bit meh, but it's a good show

JonM

For how big TV fans you are, I need opinions on Dexter if any of u 3 watched it.

HeBro

That’s cringe

Gary Busey

It's sad to see what corporate hippies have become

Rori McKinnon

Mogwal it's sad to see what you've become

Rori McKinnon

The fact you think this is serious shows how much of a sissy twink you really are, also wtf does that even mean jack off with dude wipes 😂😂🥹 have you jacked off with dude wipes before? Is it more sinful? Do you feel shame for whackin with a wipe?

DarkBrando

Shut up pussy I bet you jack off with dude wipes

Jaymie mcgillicudy

Jace is yapping all day about his Wellbutrin and Jungian work, but it appears Ben is the one who’s really discovering his shadow.

georgedagain

“I think about other mens penises” - You.

Corey Reynolds

What you guys are describing with the taxes makes no sense. Do you have accountants? or are you retards that tried to do your own taxes after making more than $24,000 for the first time?

Tom

It’s not sad to see who you’ve become, it’s sad to see who you all actually are…

DarkBrando

And talk to a Jewish accountant.

Gleb Budilovsky

“I’m a small penis owner that’s why I owe taxes”- you

Glenn Youngkin Did Nine Eleven

Jace won’t make 40. Ben dies walking in a drive thru. Devan takes over club random.

tizm

Very gooooood

Mr. L

Gay

Zacharie T. Boutoille

Your mom

Jeffrey Herman

Don’t forget about the fat retarded fags.

Gleb Budilovsky

Who’s the fat bitch theyre talkin bout at the end?

Mr. L

Wowza

Owen McCormick

great ep cochises

Mr. D

Will and Dawn of the planet of the apes

Jeff

ben literally is Texas Adam

P3RK M1K3

You two are retarded and I love it 💜

E L î

Jace is a closeted trans

Nick Braasch

GUYS WE CAN FIX THE TAX SYSTEM. THE FEDS ARE FUCKING THIEVES. JANUARY 6TH BUT WITH GUNS THIS TIME. IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

They also fed Ted k acid at Harvard

Sam

Just remembered the guy who sent the first paragraph of the Unabomber manifesto as a Tinder opener and the girl took it as a personal accusation, then went through stages of coping before agreeing with it. She was still passed at the guy, though (for his hypocrisy).

Andy

ben is such a fag now that he slips into vocal fry lmao

Danny

This made me cum

Daniel

skill issue

TheBostonTickler

See you fags and retards in Boston

TheBostonTickler

I have adhd too btw and have been on everything currently on Vyvanse bc addy is out of stock everywhere. No autism tho, just a retarded fag sometimes.

Michael Polites

100% agree. I have just read that the manic and energized feelings and emotions partially derive from the physical peripheral effects. Obvs. not definitive because the effect of pharmaceuticals on brain/body can be so complex.

Michael Polites

I have ADHD and Autism, I took both Adderall and Dexedrine for months each. The differences between each for me were not physical side effects but rather emotional. Adderall made me much more manic and energized, and Dexedrine had a more flattening effect.

Gavin David Klug

Jace is a violent pedophile. He is going to lock himself in the bathroom with Ben’s child and there will be screams and cries.

RandomUser

Yeah I know that was a faggy answer but In case others didn’t know, I thought I’d share

Michael Polites

No, it does not have the L amphetamine salt. Just the D amphetamine salt. For them, not knowing the specifics Devan and Jayce seemed to explain it Fairly well. The l-isomer that makes about 25% of addy vs Dexedrine and Vyvanse causes potentially more peripheral and cardiovascular side effects like perspiration increased heart rate, etc. But the differences between effects of both salts still are disputed.

Michael Polites

Dexedrine is basically Adderall.

Gavin David Klug

Can’t wait to see you fags in the big apple

simp for katie

Teddy K was an MK Ultra victim.

MeatStepLively

OJ Chimpkin

Boogan

Only fags hate on Ted k

Sodomy Hussain

Jace is on so much Wellbutrin and beta blockers, he's already started carrying 18 trunks up to the 32nd floor of the Madalay Bay.

DesertSolopsism

Guys start writing off all your expenses as business expenses. Every time you travel to see one another all food drinks, gas money car purchases all are and can be claimed as use for this lemon party llc.

Michael Polites

A lot of you people in the comments need to be put down immediately

Joakim Foss Hansen

Sad to see what you’ve become. The first 80 episodes were good though.

Sachin Simon

Another day I was gonna ice myself but you guys saved me

simp for katie

That taking to Paul Giamatti dressed as an orangutang bit destroyed me

Jason Fontaine

Friday baby!!

X__andy

Jesus, could you be any more gay and retarded?

Corey Reynolds

Don't make this Ben's problem 😂

GaryOnToast

Jace having all the time and money to solve his problems but just getting addicted to pills instead is very Hollywood.

Jeffrey

Clonazepam ruined my life, it is chemical shit you retard, it's the only type of drug besides alcohol where you can have a seizure from withdrawals, it was easier to quit heroin

Garrett Browne

Totally. That’s why I’m able to comment. The guys are right, you really are gay retard fags 👍

Corey Reynolds

this nigga can't afford his taxes and patreon at the same time

Danny

Sad to see how you've cucked

Danny

Steven, you need a Xanax man stop commenting and go say hello to your family

Matthew

Ben is so stunted he just now started discussing Freud and going through his libertarian phase.

DesertSolopsism

Ben ordered a 12 piece Crispin’ Wah.

comixbrainz zzz

God bless the USA!

Lairry goldestein

Jesus Christ Patreon is fkin retarded. Payment failed cause it was charged the same day as taxes. Spent 5 days repeatedly “adding new payment method” for it to never show up. Only to find out its because Patreon are completely fkin daft. And you have to actually cancel your membership to add a new payment method. What a fkin joke. Great pod though boys! Hopefully someday you can move to a platform that is atleast somewhat competent and not designed and run by total morons.

Corey Reynolds

“Depression is rage turned n-word” very good

Jason Fontaine

Those meds like SSRI and adhd meds are for mentally disabled people not a depressed dude, take real drugs you pussy

Steven G

If I worked at Walgreens and you filled that, I would call you faggot cuck hahaa

Steven G

Those antidepressants give you terrible seizures when you try to stop taking people have no idea idea

Steven G

Take clonazepam instead of that chemical shit ohh my god. You’re gonna die taking beta blockers and Wellbutrin. There’s a reason why they don’t want to give you good shit like Ativan or clonazepam because it doesn’t fuck up for life

Steven G

I can smell when my heart blinks.

BrooklynBorn

Bunch of retards. Subscribed.

Anne-Franks and Frisbeans

My plane is about to take off. I may delay the flight to finish this download

Mason

Freaks

Bean Baun

I’m gay

Dongleloid

im gay with aids

BustCohle

Don't be afraid Jace. This won't take long.

Abdallah Hiffiz

6:02 am and the first thing i hear is that Ben is back on his bullshit. Mornin’ fellas

Dolton Carson

Thanks papi

Jackson Murphy

Wow. Sad to see what you’ve become.

Nate

no clue how you beat me. whatever. cheers to OP!

jonathon

Went from gooning to refreshing the patreon. Morning retards.

Jace Tuffli


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