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P082: better help

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Jace is very gay.

K

Devon rant on Taylor Swift was epic. She probably had her talentless daddy money head in a gold toilet crying

rolon96 2810

Who gives a shit?

31 scoops of Ass

Oh look Jace’s alt account again

Nick

DC’s trans rant was so fucking good. Tim Dillon level of articulated rage. THERES NO SUCH THING AS TRANS KIDS!!

nicky_ hashtag

maybe he just was too high

P3RK M1K3

Jace always going on with the 3 liter bottle. Jace knows something

Nick Braasch

Seriously?! Wow that’s actually really fucked up! It’s almost as bad as having lesbo mums

Sniggering

Looks like you’re having trouble pronouncing your g’s there Buddy.

Sniggering

That’s one of the best eps they’ve done.

Sniggering

They peaked with devan_rant.exe. Sad to see what they’ve become

James

Eric Nimmer? I regret knowing this 🫤

Swann

Hahah! I had not heard that but I 100% believe it.

DHexus23D

This episode made me laugh so damn hard.

DHexus23D

What happened to Owen Benjamin is actually way funnier than you think. Joey Diaz tricked him into taking way too high of a dose of the "stars of death" on the Church of What's Happening Now and he had a schizophrenic break and left in the middle of the episode. Hasnt been the same since.

Rusty Shakleford

Show some empathy. It’s really demanding to talk about gay fat retards for two hours a week.

tucked between

What’s the deal team? The last 3 episodes have been subpar. Confidence seems high but delivery seems as low as ever.

SEAOKIE

Tucker 2x views than Hancock JRE now

HeBro

u guys just need to clarify how dumb ben is every few minutes to relieve advertisers

Sebastien Augsburger

I’ve thought that same thing about Rogan so many times. I am so tired of hearing Rogan talk about Covid or San Francisco.

DHexus23D

A BBC ugh

Tim Kennedy’s Ego

Ben has done this with a lot of different word or names. I remember for like a year on Brain Jail he pronounced Pepe the frog as "Peppy". The problem is early on when Jace and Kevin told him it's pronounced "Pep-ay", Ben basically told them they were wrong and he continued mispronouncing it for months.

NJM23

In post-Soviet countries, eating pussy is not gay, but makes you a "rooster", i.e. attributes you to the lowest prison cast, together with rapists, child molesters and snitches. THEEEN YOU BECOME GAY, kinda.

georgedagain

Ben "I don't know what's going on in the world, I don't know about anything or anyone" Also Ben: Lists exact coordinates of every pock mark on Eric Weinstein's face. Sad to see what you've become

Rori McKinnon

Best part of the chimkin right them mmmhmm

Charlie

Very good gentlemen. Very good

Dana Reinhart

I would fuck Jace!!!!

Aaron Alexander

Another Devan legacy ep

Michael Noonan

And oh wow, it’s another hour of Jace just using talking points from the r/popular politics related subreddits, I love my non-political podcasts just spouting Reddit posts that aren’t even remembered correctly

Nick

If there were actually 300,000 people coming in every month, Hartford, Rochester, Bridgeport and Worcester would economic powerhouses

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

Re lesbians: A female roommate of mine once invited her two lesbian friends to stay for a week. I didn't know up front that they were gay nor did / do I care. When I saw each of them for the first time (separately), I introduced myself and expected a normal response like any adult person ("hi, I'm ", nice to meet you, blah blah). Instead, for each at separate times, I got an awkward half-smiling blank stare, then a short rambling of something like "I'm the friend staying here", then a diversion of the eyes away. No "hi, my name is...". Hard to describe other than both were the most awkward "introductions" I've ever had. It was like introducing myself to a wall. TLDR; I think they were either autistic, or man-hating lesbians and were repulsed by my presence in my own house. No joke here, other than people like that are insufferable. Imagine the fights and arguments they get into...

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Only an hour? Getting pretty stingy with the Patreon for a group of guys complaining about losing sponsors. Miss the extra 15-30 minutes of the same conversations from the free episodes.

Nick

I hope this beef with Owen is entertaining and funny like those two faggots bickering over rocks on Rogan

Ben Smokin

Hey LP boys, I know you aren't a guest show, but link up with Yannis Pappas for an hour and share with the world. I think yalls humor would jive.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Hmm, a lot of interesting queries that perturb me but I have a counter point, 🚨 I’m gay! 🚨

Rex B

Bro stop buying that weed. It’s crap. Stop being cheap

Mathew Baker

Use promo code Tim

Lance

Brazil nut sayer is nice

Dr sponge

You all need to realize that this society is just a combustion engine and instead of oil going into the pistons it’s data so if you just disengage, the engine will stop running

Steven G

Yeah, for one night, everyone leaves their phone outside this country and the powers that be would lose their mind. I’m talking about their heads would explode.

Steven G

If any of you worked in data science, you would know what Chase is saying is 100% the case while people argue about kitty litter in a classroom. They are literally cutting off your medication your healthcare your energy, everything that matters to you

Steven G

holy based

Alex Clements

Jace sucks Ben gay Devan real nigga

doak1

All the data is manufactured. That’s the reason why they don’t want a real data analyst like myself working anywhere.

Steven G

I kinda thought it might be but now that I’ve heard it 1,000 times it drives me nuts lol

Backdoor Benji

Yes, there are a lot women these days posing as "gay" or "bi". It's because 1. It's in vogue 2. They're fighting some proxy war against their ex boyfriends/fathers. They expect us real dykes to join in on their hatred of men and I'm like, uhh most of my friends are dudes and most of my interests are male coded. I don't have any bad feelings about "men" because I'm just minding my own business and living my life. It's such an anti human way to look at these in my opinion A big lesson for real dykes is that these bitches will purposefully lead you on, fuck you once, and then forever talk about how "obsessed" you are about them for naturally developing feelings. It's a symptom of straight women's hysterical need to feel wanted by everyone around them I assume

Christie Macdonald

Dear Wolfgang 😈

Parker

I’m broke and have a terrible Job and I want this reality to end every day, but god damn this podcast saves me from this sad existence

Frank

I thought it was a bit, have they really never heard people say his name? Lmao

Dan

Didn't ant try get catfished trying to meet a fake 15 year old? That shits fucking weird

Damien

Maybe I’m not as chronically online as I thought I was, because I don’t know who any of these people are

Jonathan Lemkin

This made me cum

Daniel

Can't imagine why better help would drop their ads after listening to the boys tell people to kill themselves every episode 😂

Collin Smith

Blowen Menjabin

Trey G

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Sodomy Hussain

I’m going to pretend Devan dropped an N word at the end there

Jason Fontaine

Someone teach the Avery’s how to pronounce Cumia holy shit

Backdoor Benji

The book is going to define a generation

tizm

Sad to see what y'all have become

jetriment

Is this really what Ben spends hours a day thinking about

tizm

I tell everyone about the podcast and when they listen they tell me I’ma gay cringefag

HONKE

This is a banger ep for people who know what tf an owen Benjamin is

YeetusYeetus Commitus Self-Deletus

Thank you for this gay episode

Will

Love when the boys get sociopolitical. This is non ironic, the boys make great points about the endless pile of retards that is America

Roach Giggins

Wow, this dropped just as I was about to kill myself, now I'm 6'4 and jacked with a huge dong. Thanks guys!

Alex Clements

Immediately starts with the sad symphony of fat guy chair noises 🍋

FunnyAngle

already dying at the ep title - it's Friday ppl! 🍋 🎉🍋🎉🎉🎉🍋🎉

X__andy

Yeah that’s a no for me.

Fiddy.Ty

SAD

BustCohle

Swell

Matt Collins

Time to stop gooning boys

Noah Roothame

love you guys. thanks for the laughing time to myself

Space Tiger Steven

I'm gay

Skazzo

I pee all day and poop all night

James M Fittro


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