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P082: better help

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lol uhuhhhhhhuhhhhh

Georgio McFartio.

His tin foil hat podcast was great back in the day

New Zealand Goblin aka Peggy

I knew you all loved BK the Machine. Knew it.

Shane O'Connell

Owen Benjamin rules. Chill

Brett Thornell

Sad to see what he had become

jetriment

I don’t want to cows Wes’s co w. Dow c vs d d CDs cc ccc cccd is day dday x xxxxzzzzxxx

Michael

yeah he came into a cunt and a baby came out of it what a faggot

Coinberg Goldenstein

sad to see how you've been cum

P3RK M1K3

why

P3RK M1K3

Pretty sure Ben is a gay incel lol

Blastycat

Gay and fake

Fiddy.Ty

True 😂

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

There's something about people not having it I kinda like

Nomadic Hermit

Re main ep: Mike Recine was clearly not having it... lol. Uncomfortable and mostly quiet, maybe bored in parts (Ben talking about... whatever the hell dark shit Ben talks about)

Ronald

Did you know she got her two Teslas (not cars, but "Teslas") wrapped with her face? Did you know that?

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

You guys should look more into JoJo Siwa

Will Stearns

Sounds like a Tripoli fan 😒

Gina Hyena

Sounds like a honeypot

Clay Ivy

DM me on IG eggsnhotsauce if interested :)

Gina Hyena

Im back bitches

George Chauvin

Not sure where to post this - but have extra ticket for NYC 5pm if anyone's looking for one. I'm too nervous to get on the subreddit

Gina Hyena

https://youtu.be/vPbsU6FItqo?si=_VGbU0DelMFRBEP8 This is great

HeBro

Ben is the puppet master moving the two to his will. They take the bait for his fat stupidity everytime. This is a long game.

tucked between

Yeah and it’s hard because LA has always been like that…for us midwesterners in large metros, it’s completely new seeing thousands of Latinos/heavy African/middle eastern at your parks and stores. Super uncomfortable. Even my hometown of 10k, I was talking to the BMV ppl and they’re having issues with the Venezuelans. Renting 1 bedrooms to 10 ppl and then charging absurd rent. Get them tf out plz

Dexter

Jace is the funniest in terms of having the most zingers per ep, although Devon's "win ratio" is highest (meaning when he swings, he rarely misses). Ben is an autistic 8y/o.

Brian

Watch Europa: The Last Battle if you want the scoop on WW2

Hunter

Sam Tripoli is a saint

naoimh

mmmhhmmmm

Ben Kizzy

I hope one day Jace loses it and strangles ben and devon for constantly interrupting him. Jace is the most talented person on the pod and is constantly disrespected.

Chris Mooney

I love watching the video version now because I need to track Ben’s transformation into a Fag Whale

DooDang

he already lives in the filth of Los Angeles hard to get lower than that.

DreadPirateRoberts

There was a grea- There was a great- There was a- There was a great- There was- Jace

Brooks

The overalls…..😂. That’s such an apt description of people to stay far away from. It’s a shame what they’ve done to overalls in the modern age.

Jeff

G’day, gentlemen…

Now Watch This Drive

You all just wait until Mike Ehrmantaught takes control of the Holy Land

Willycole

Jimmy Darts just got a shoutout before the Vikings round 4 pick at the NFL Draft.

Tony

Here in LA it’s easier to tell which butch hates men. If they dressed like cholos, they’re most likely gonna be cool asf. If they wear overalls and have dyed hair and go to college, high chances they’re gonna be cunts

Gabriel

“Time is a tight asshole…”

Cody

It's a damn shame

USAnmbr1

38:35 that was close Jace. That was really close

Kenneth B.

Wow, Jace wasn’t a cuck for once! To fully subscribe to either of the only two opinions you can have in this day and age is gay and retarded.

Gromit ®

Did Devan renew his N-word card? Two episodes in a row. He’s using up his points boys. Very good

Rosemery Cardenas

That Taylor Swift loop in the background makes me so angry

Buck Soto

“i’m not smart, i’m retarded…” exactly

Mr. D

Beeping the n word ? Sad what you’ve become.

Phoqueboi

Not a fan of hitler? Sad what you’ve become.

Eels Up Inside U

sandy hook made me gay fuck u guys

Baby Fag

Watching Taylor Swift doing shity white girl akward dance on loop makes me want to put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin.

CCH

I can tell u guys take bits from Owen, and are all much more gay. Cringetake, but nothing wrong with a little rivalry :)

Sam Stich

Yeah for sure. Butch lesbians seem like a good time. Have a lot in common. I think that these two in particular were the non-butch, insufferable, man-hating type.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

sad to see what you've become

r0b

Can confirm, one of my closest friends is a butch and it’s always been like hanging out with another bro. I always joke that shes more of a man than I am, but honestly its probably mostly true

Gabriel

Butch lesbians tend to be really awesome. They’re basically men with vaginas and you can talk shit about women with them if you get close enough. Good shit.

Jeff

Oof. Yeah they seemed insecure and offput by me introducing myself, and made basically no effort to reciprocate... wasn't upset by it, just weirded out / confused / awkward as I stood there waiting for a response... was just like "ooohhhkayyyy..."

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

God bless Patrice O’Neal

JustAKnobbyTire

Ben I know you’re probably going to think I’m lying/being dramatic but literally every where you go, there are illegals in my city. They’re taking over the gyms, the stores, even the parks outside the city. I swear they only eat fish from the creek. They’re dirty af and have zero etiquette. Just open your eyes a bit more bud

Dexter

I grew up with girls that behaved like that. Most of it seemed to come from deep physical insecurity and anger

Monster MW

Ben with the shallow-breathed “mmhhmm”s

Monster MW

What are you talking about, Brent Gelman rules. His acting chops take me from river to sea, what a delight. Happy to see how far he's come

Ratsnest

Re lesbians: A female roommate of mine once invited her two lesbian friends to stay for a week. I didn't know up front that they were gay nor did / do I care. When I saw each of them for the first time (separately), I introduced myself and expected a normal response like any adult person ("hi, I'm ", nice to meet you, blah blah). Instead, for each at separate times, I got an awkward half-smiling blank stare, then a short rambling of something like "I'm the friend staying here", then a diversion of the eyes away. No "hi, my name is...". Hard to describe other than both were the most awkward "introductions" I've ever had. It was like introducing myself to a wall. TLDR; I think they were either autistic, or man-hating lesbians and were repulsed by my presence in my own house. No joke here, other than people like that are insufferable. Imagine the fights and arguments they get into...

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Taylor swift is retarded and ugly

Rizzo’s Crumb Bum

Ben I’m still not a yellow king ?:(

Monster MW

Lemonparty needs to go on Kill Tony and tell everyone just how terrible the regulars are. The world needs it.

comixbrainz zzz

28:46, ohhhhhhh happy dayyyyyyyy….

CrezD

God damnit my lady was watching fleabag and forgot that moron was in it. He’s such a shitty actor.

Seymour Buetts

Exactly what I was saying

Seymour Buetts

He likes the pedo tho

Seymour Buetts

Stop being poor.

Seymour Buetts

You should read more, it gets worse

Seymour Buetts

PLease don't buy the products sold on podcasts. If you really need the item buy it without their promo code. Supporting this form of "entertainment" is despicable and egregious behavior. ALmost worse than podcasting itself!

Mrgarbage

Ben’s fat fingers keep hitting “post video” to the $5 tier instead of “post audio”

CrezD

Ben the burn at 10:45 was gold 😂😂😂

Luke Smith

Clit Eastwood

Ridge

Owen Benjamin roast is based

Ridge

Down Carolina way it’s real nice but they got too many goddamned honey bun thieves

Ridge

Jace out in the back gooning in the jakes again like the judge

Ridge

This is the lamest fucking thing I've ever read.

John O

lots of references to that book about the whale in this ep

Marcross

lmao

SEN_ Inferno

Jace really had some strong character development at the end of this episode. Love to see it

jake

That's Brent Gelman

Ratsnest

Owen Benjamin is the most obvious intelligence plant

DreadPirateRoberts

Good ep but when Jace is talking shut the fuck up Ben!

Pile KittenMouse

I’m still convinced it didn’t happen the way they say. Just something off. It happened,just not that way

Special Ed class

Forcing Jace to do the pod while making him watch Taylor Swift in the background is a great bit. Though every time I see that dumb bitch I want to blow a 2 inch hole through my brain.

Sniggering

Oh yeah, I thought about athletic greens. what’s the taste and viscosity like on that?

Stewart

too self aware is definitely why a lot of people get sad. sub 80 IQ fellas just live day to day and therefore do not care about 30 years from now

DreadPirateRoberts

Pretty sure I’m shadow banned, sad to see what I’ve become.

Sniggering

Eli chuffed.

Sniggering

Ignorance is bliss

Sniggering

Is that the need for speed chick

Sniggering

Wow ben, you’re fake edgy. Cringe fags, sad to see what you’ve become.

Jason Sheehan

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Shiso Hanzai

Devan is right about that documentary

Currently Busting

Honestly I'm continually impressed with how intelligent, knowledgeable and self aware Jace is. I just wish he wasn’t sad. Or perhaps that’s WHY he’s sad. It’s truly a double edged sword knowing at the deepest level how fucked up and pointless everything is.

Jeff

There is truly not an episode that goes by where I am disappointed. Lemonparty for life, LPU forever.

E L î

Athletic greens got me. I drink it occasionally. Probably just goes right through me and doesn’t do anything. 😂

Jeff

Auto blow is amateur hour. The true gooners in 2024 watch 8k vr porn on an oculus quest 3 with headphones and a pocket pussy. It’s transcendent. And by true gooners I mean me.

Jeff

Sad to see how little you’ve cum

Danny

That would require some effort to them. Reading, typing, talking

Danny

I don’t drink coffee but have had them as a client before. Like I said, find the money

Seymour Buetts

Lol I bet you drink Black Rifle coffee loser

Vaughn Collins

Oh boy the way i double tap the 10 second fast forward

Not my gov name anymore thank God

So now the LemonParty patreon is bleeping jigaboo? Sad to see what they've become.

Jonathan Churchill

Who is buying fleshlight after listening to there favourite podcast? Or buying anything form a podcast ad. I did buy one of those wedge sharpeners from an Instagram ad, so I can’t say it’s beneath me.

Stewart

Thank you Ben

__

It fills me with feelings of sadness and regret to witness what changes these four men have undergone over time.

Jeff

1830s but without all the racists!

Jeff

Thank god someone finally mentioned how retarded Owen Benjamin is

Harrison Friedman

Eating snatch is very gay, cleaning out other guys juices

Andrew Kline

Bless you Ben for making the video available for the 5 dollar tier

Dogburndan

Guilty as charged

Nicholas Stofan

He’s so gay

Seymour Buetts

grind…fags?? what are you, gay?

jonathon

devan was tweaking about that timestamp lmfao

jonathon

If you morons or your “ad lady” want ads go find those who support your content, there’s an entire pro 1A economy that has deep pockets and throw ad spend. I use it for my biz to find new customers. For example, VetTV is spending on Meta a good bit, ask them. I bet a lot of the audience would love VetTV content. Also check out the recruiters who hire for “mission first” companies. These are usually stacked with 1A folks who run everyday brands that have ad spend. Damnit y’all are retarded

Seymour Buetts

Life is like a… 🦆 📚

Andrew Kline

Deliah or whatever that pedos name is has never been funny. We all watched him at the store try to follow Rogan or whoever and just attempt to roast or do the opposite bit. He’s a redact like Babapapa, careful Jace, don’t go full pedo retard

Seymour Buetts

Love how Ben can’t stop saying mmhm like the best part of the chimking guy now

Will

I’ve been listening to these fags since the beginning so Im an expert. It’s sad to see what you’ve become.

beefsmellington

Sad to see what you’ve become. The first 81 episodes were good though.

Sachin Simon

Disappointed about the Ads boys. Branded content is the funniest shit out there right now, have you even watched Two Bears? Those modern day philosophers just do an hour Ad for a show and it's hilarious.

Ratsnest

From 7:50 to around 8:15 or so Jace couldn’t just be patient and wait until there’s a break in conversation. Sniper, not machine gun please

Funny Donor

From the poopoo to the peeeeee ahhh.. that means bespartachimpkin for meeeee

Nate

better help should be kicking up finder's fees for all the disaffected and impressionable loners with nothing to lose using promo code lemonparty on their site

synchromancer

"Sad to see what you've become."

tnm_dynamiq

Thanks for the Taylor Swift Sleep paralysis demon dance video.

Jay Heinkel

Ben talking about pussy and assholes…it’s like he’s been looking at one regularly...wipe front to back Ben, front to back

Seymour Buetts

LETS GET THIS BREAD

George Floyd Avery

My favorite faggots

Nomadic Hermit

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

BustCohle

Very good

SEN_ Inferno

Very gay ep. Thanks bois

Egomania56

I want a Hate Watch + LP live event in Austin on Rogans birthday.

Seymour Buetts

Allah u akbar retards

Geo Zawsum

This made me cum

Daniel

Hola boiz

Burnout❄️Bushido

Rise and grind, fags

Nicholas Stofan

Hell yeah

Johnny O

Hosanna

David


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