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P084: fat battles

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My second favorite part of all of these episodes is hearing Ben and Devin spar.

August Ingram

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

Now that you're over 500 how's it going ?

adam gardener

Technically possible if the ragtop wasn’t down

r0b

Ben slowly transforming his body into Tim Dillon’s is what I live for

Derek Schaffner

Ben is quickly reaching his 2024 goal of becoming a fat and even more retarded version of Jordan Peterson. He will announce he is going on the carnivore diet soon.

hos-b

I love Ben so much…this is like a conversation between Job and his “friends”

Nick H

name checks out

Caffeineaddictwizard

Shut up fat ass

Gary Busey

Thank you so much for being a patron and giving your money so the show can keep going

P3RK M1K3

this sucks ass

Sebastien Augsburger

Thanks for the detailed response. I feel like it’s all coming back to me

Ryan Marchese

Drunk drivers Lives matter !

Lairry goldestein

Crazy abunch of cinaphiles are talking about drinking cow cum as a bit and not one of you mentioned king pin.

noah

Jack “Ruby” Rubenstein

David Eric Ricketts

No Condom … Hot Pockets. Well done

David Eric Ricketts

I don’t mind paying more for merch but please actually do adult sizes like 4-6 xl that would be nice

Gino Chavez

Milk is good for you.

RandomUser

Technically you wouldnt be holding a gun out the window as in a convertible the whole roof comes down.

Delyn Kirstein

Ben should do a mukbang for the patreon

Jack Vandelay

Tinea versicolor?

Marshall Powers

What a bunch of skinny f^G$ i used to be 396#. I was a real cow!!

Jack Jenkins

Go get em, retard

Jack Vandelay

It's true, tbh. And the hosts of the pod are all men. I'm basically struggling with the duality of man over here.

Jack Vandelay

Devon and his friends standing up to that pussy cyclist is a great story

ChrisHimself

Ladies and gentlemen I need your help there's a negro in my front yard and he's singing in rhymes HELP!! HELP!!!! CALL 911!!! HEEELP!!!!

P3RK M1K3

civilians b crazy

P3RK M1K3

yeah more like gay porn addiction 😵 g o t h i s a s s

P3RK M1K3

eyes on yo ass

P3RK M1K3

yeah I bet u shot ur shot all over the fuckin lunch table

P3RK M1K3

if I had a penny for each time I heard this shit I would have enough to pay for a turn-you-not-gay-anymore surgery

P3RK M1K3

BIIIIILL!!!

P3RK M1K3

Bill is that you??!

P3RK M1K3

Benny don’t listen to Cuck Jace , he mocks God constantly & that’s why he’s been struck with sadness and no self control, go to a small community church but don’t force it on Georgie Floyd Avery either

Juan Pedroza

Sodtaoe

Garrett Browne

Best part of the chimpkin

Garrett Browne

Suuuuure ;)

r0b

What a fuckin’ ep! What a live show, go see these assholes if they pass through, it’s a great time

JustAKnobbyTire

not sure any episode will hit that hard after seeing the live nyc shows, the crowd was a true rainbow coalition of bottom dwellers

Mr. D

Was I the only one who used to watch softcore porn on Cinemax back in 2012

Roach Giggins

Yep my exact thoughts. Your gonna be a god fearing and involved, gay father Ben.

Nomadic Hermit

My retarded daughter loves this show. Good job boys. Very, VERY good.

Nomadic Hermit

Upping my donation so Jace can break sobriety! I hope my donation goes directly to Jace’s alcoholism and doesn’t go to Miss George Floyd Avery.

Matt garcia

This one hit home cuz I date 10/10 women. And many times I've ignored sex from them to jack off in the bathroom. I'm that fucking gay and retarded. Porn addiction is a bitch.

Jonathan Churchill

Bit of a duality there between your love and hate of lemon party.

Jeff

Chris rock quote was in his special it was a whole bit

minivan jim

You think drunk driving feels godlike? Try drunk driving a convertible on a summer night holding a gun out the window at homeless people. 👌

Mid 1010

One day they are gonna have to cut the roof off the house to get ben out

Delyn Kirstein

Start drinking again, faggots

jake

The two comments above are an example of the duality of man

Ben

If I motherfucking hear “the duality of man” one more time I will cancel my membership and use the money I save to Jill myself

Jack Vandelay

And she must never know. How dare you share this sacred ritual that we all partake in with that whore. This is for US. That’s what makes it thrilling. You shut your damn mouth about lemon party to any outsiders!

Jeff

Hall of fame episode

John Grady Cole

Is pronouncing Cider the same as Cedar a Texas thing or is it a "I have only read this word and it's my best guess" Ben-ism

Auberon Quin

Expelled my evil seed, now I can listen to this divine revelation in a true zen state.

Jeff

Ben the wannabe fat guy wanna be vaper. Your nothing more then a father these days bud sorry

Kyle Lees

I’d buy a Best Part of the Chicken T-shirt or hoodie

Jack Vandelay

I know you're here Bill.. The ancient gaynnemy.

P3RK M1K3

Milk isn't bad for you at all lmao.

S P A C E D

"And look at me, im kickass!" Might be the funniest answer to not believing in God ever

JoGeezus

I fucked her btw

P3RK M1K3

jace’s little pillsbury doughboy giggle is so cute. best part of the chimpkin

Tommy Bahama

All of it and none of it - Philly sucks and everyone in the crowd was a fucking retard - thank god some guys brought their girlfriends along because the women were the only ones who could coherently construct a sentence. The whole show was audience interaction and it was Very Good.

wolfmanjeff

June shine is fantastic

Patrick Gilbert

Good job Jace and Devan for shutting down the religion talk. That shit is insufferable. Now I am off to Old Country Buffet.

individual4418

Do you remember any bits from last night?

Ryan Marchese

Do you remember any good bits?

Ryan Marchese

https://youtu.be/qvGfoSEufJI?t=660

T K

Does anybody remember some of the bits from last night’s Philly show? It would help jog my memory because I blacked out

Ryan Marchese

Best part of the children

Danny

Jace is strong fat though, Ben is squishy weird retard fat

Danny

Sad to see how little I’ve cum

Danny

Haha yeah what a bunch of retards

Danny

You sure the vape isn’t why you can’t breathe?

Thomas Mastroianni

I got my girlfriend saying “best part of the chimpkin” without any reference or idea what it is. Does anyone have a link to the video?

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Ben's fat guy noises are the best part of the show

Taoist Viking

Shout out to the ghostwriters of this episode: Farrelly Brothers and Chelsea Handler.

comixbrainz zzz

I had tix to New York show but got diareah that night so couldn’t make it. Yes, I contemplated wearing diapers and just shitting myself the whole time but I was too uncomfortable to go. Next time!!

AJ

Ayoooo shiiiiit MONICA

NotAfraidToPoop

Upgrading to the yellow king tier is expensive but it will be worth it when I get to watch Jace relapse

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Blacked out at the philly show and got booed by the whole audience. Allahuakbar retards

Wyred

Hum, now that I think of it, the little unattended children that were pumping icecream directly onto the floor, were also often nagging a lot. You might just be on to something 🤔

Corey Reynolds

Really wish I knew. If we found out how to clean up the Old Country Buffets near the city’s. We could probably use the same method to clean up the city’s themselves. Really gotta find out why though first 🧐

Corey Reynolds

Was it because of all the Naggers?

beefsmellington

Sometimes I think Ben works for the C-I-Gay

beefsmellington

Yes, but why?

Jack Vandelay

LOCKED IN AF THO

Willycole

Glad you’re sporting such a username & simultaneously sporting the avatar adorned that title!

Willycole

Impressed with your profile picture, Davis & I went to the same high school in WinVegas

Willycole

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Sad to see what I've become

jetriment

This and new mssp a great way to start my morning. I think I might relapse on fentanyl today

N word scissor hands

Yeah you like my outfittt

David B.

Ben is clearly Novus fat. Clearly an upstart.

Stewart

Jace trying to suggest that Ben has somehow surpassed his fatness like we can’t see him is so funny

Jackson

fffffinally it's Friday thanks fellas 🍋🎉🍋🇮🇳🍋🎉🍋🍋❤️❤️

X__andy

Ben. Use Hibiclens for fat fuck rash. Should clear up after 3-5 days. Hope this helps.

Vibecheck

Very good

Sodomy Hussain

Icing my nipples to this

George Chauvin

Is ben preparing to play ignatius reilly in a movie?

Benjamin Schlegel

Listening to this at the gym

Will

Brilliant episode no cap

DooDang

Oh really, Ben? Sucking a cows dick thinking it’s milk? Hack. It’s sad to see what you’ve become.

Parker

I love that ben gets cucked to not teach hes daughter about jesus lol

avaragejoes

So sad to see what they’ve become

phosler23

Sad to see what you've become. The first 83 episodes were good though.

Sachin Simon

sad to see what they’ve become

Colin Smith

I too experienced a furr’s cafeteria as a fat child with that sweet sweet self serve ice cream machine.

beefsmellington

Just saw these fags last night in Philly.

wolfmanjeff

Ben, your a fat fuck. You should be chained to your recording room until your skinny. I’m not losing this podcast to Hypertension.

CrezD

Fat wiggers

DooDang

This made me cum

Daniel

george floyd

Logan Brown

What’s his name ?

Lairry goldestein

best part of this podcast is when jace does some sort of silly voice and worst part of this podcast is when devan does some sort of silly voice

Tommy Bahama

I once watched Jace do a set in Dallas where he called himself the Machine from Abilene and he took his shirt off for the whole set.

Lucas

If you could find an Old Country Buffet in a rural area, they were the bomb. Can’t be too close to the city though, or it’ll be a disaster inside. Don’t ask me why. Just something I noticed in my youth.

Corey Reynolds

Good luck fag

Fiddy.Ty

More like fag battles amiright

BustCohle

Best part of chimpkin

George Floyd Minion

Anyone who comments after me enjoys chemsex with crossdressers

Alex Clements

Philly show was a blast. I'm gay and retarded

Ze'ev Horowitz

I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW. Things have been so so so fucking bad but I shot my shot and we getting lunch love you boys

Logan Brown

Bak bak chickenhead

Jacob Fain

Ready for all the bitch hip noises

FunnyAngle

Coom

Jace Tuffli


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