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P085: the Chinese cemetery

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Americans should not be allowed bear anti-biotics.

SnackFarm

That's a fact.

Thomas

Space is fake and gay

Noah Taylor

I’m a construction worker in Massachusetts and we call knee pads “p-town sneakers” on the jobsite lmao

Archdiocese Chocula

im gay

Matt

he responded to my email and got it taken care of

BustCohle

My Chinese coworker literally talks about how he wants his family to buy him the cheapest coffin possible during our lunch break.

Jason

Indeed it was.

ChopGlockShogun

@sniggering Cockshockhoegun was the best part of da chimkin

E L î

Jay Owen

Stefan Spadaro

As always, I get hit with the best lines within 2 min into this episode. Y’all are funny.

Stefan Spadaro

Firefly

Monster MW

Oooooooh a Plum Island reference?! I love it.

Monster MW

Look I get manipulatemansplain pays for your daughters diapers and wife’s food. But he sucks

Special Ed class

I was there and I agree lol he was running for a gun

Pat

Fuck I can’t believe I’m actually going up a tier just to watch manipulatemansplain be a drunk retard

Rosemery Cardenas

I hate to be that guy but I want a refund for this episode. Half the reason why most of us watch this show is to see Ben manspreading while seeing Jace's entire body from the side. Now not only do we just see Jace's head, but Ben's body is also blocked in it's entirety. This feels like a hate watch-lite episode, might as well put that bald homeless pedo-looking guy in there at this point. Very upset about this, please get back to me about possible restitutions.

Maarten .

I saw that guy run out of the DC show as soon as it ended. Think he was running to shoot himself in the back of the head.

TransSanitizer

It’s Friday again already, gents!

Now Watch This Drive

I'd like to imagine Ben isn't wearing underwear and Jace is censoring his hairy cock.

Mike Brown

Jace from the inpatient facility this week. Cool.

Ben Avery

Ben saying one of his favorite movie characters is the gopher from caddy shack really speaks to his intelligence.

Ethan Neubauer

I drink your Lemon Party Milkshake

David Eric Ricketts

Thank you for the episode. Love you guys.

Geo Zawsum

Yes, the Hate Watch room, and car eps are the best. Very, very good

mortsafe

Ah my yellow king membership is already paying off one day in

Kyle Hill

White Americans are just as robotic and ant-like as Chinese people, just in English, and with loyalty to the CIA, instead of the CPC. TV and Facebook brained weirdos who stare at you like a monster when you say something that CNN or FOX disagrees with.

Danny

Jace is honestly such a fucking dumbass gay retard for flying across the country for a girlfriend. Millions of women in LA and he needs to fly out every week. Unbelievable.

Danny

I think I feel better now knowing I didn't go to the Philly show. Saved money, didn't have to fight retards and I got a pay raise. Very good!

Alyx W

Bug Cemetery

Ratsnest

I've met Sam after shows, really nice dude and he's also big as shit

USAnmbr1

A very underrated comment.

Sniggering

I don’t want to be buried, in an AIDs cemetary

Currently Busting

Him and Ben are genuinely giants but if you want to see an utterly unapologetically massive human check out Sam Tallent, that guy is literally like 6.9. And would be 7 if he wasn’t hunched over most of the time. Sure there’s basketball and vikings but this dude is white, and just the biggest dude ever, I met him once and I just can’t explain how big the guy is. Just look him up, he’s also very funny and talented but seriously the man is a mutant. Nice to see the whites have some genetics left in the pool…

Sniggering

2024: a gay odyssey

rock0

That freeze frame was veeeeeery suspicious, most likely paused his end so he could clean any spillage.

Sniggering

I responded to his post last time

ChopGlockShogun

Thanks for not eating me when I met you Jace, you are kind.

Shiso Hanzai

Rule Britannia 😂

Sniggering

The boys will never miss . The grind never stops

GLMT

All love, boys

David Eric Ricketts

Didn't manipulate come all the way from the UK and he got himself kicked out the show before it even finished? Damn

Samuel Patterson

What Devan said about the Philly crowd being O&A virus guys was exactly what I was thinking the entire time too, same retards

Samuel Patterson

Operation Chomo drop.

Noah Furr

I know E L I I’ve been saying his name wrong for months now as a bit you Native American good for nothing, looking for hope at the end of a bottle piece of shit. Kisses x

Sniggering

Its manipulatmansplainmanifest, you fucking retard

E L î

In the immortal words of Jackie Chan; “Ching chin Chong ching Chong ching chon”

Sniggering

Speaking as though you don’t need to wear sun glasses. We see you.

Sniggering

You have to message Jace directly on Instagram with a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your name and date of birth written on it. Make sure you do this immediately as the time limit runs out soon.

Sniggering

I feel you’re pain CockShockHoegun, in fairness every time Ben opens his computer a notification is immediately sent to every restaurant within a half mile radius to start cooking double of whatever slop they have. Mad to see how hard they’ve cum.

Sniggering

I think I speak for everyone when I say we’d love to see manipulate magistrates migraine ruining a show. This could be the start of a new but for us viewers, already got my ticket to the next live show and bringing my vuvuzela klaxon.

Sniggering

Jace was being milked for the duration of this ep

Pat

it's a damn shame

USAnmbr1

Damn that Jace Avery is big as shit

USAnmbr1

We are all that as Lemonparty listeners!! Lean into your selfish ways and your happiness will come in the cuntish way, take joy in that!! I missed out on the merch, this time.

Kaysee68-Kathy C

Ben take your feet off the goddamn wall you white trash cracker bitch boy

Seymour Buetts

Dude, he just asked if anyone was missing from intro, not long ago! Send it to his email if its chapping your ass that much!

Kaysee68-Kathy C

When, I was walking to the Boston show, it was weird not to see any Latins and just 1 black in an hour of walking. Nothing but Asians and whites!

Kaysee68-Kathy C

Like, “Mask Man” Lenny Bruce. “I want Tanta, the Indian!” He’s Tonto, what the hell you what that Indian for? “To perform an unnatural act”

Kaysee68-Kathy C

Been a yellow king for some time, and still getting snubbed on the intro. Put me up there Ben, you bitch nigga.

ChopGlockShogun

Update: Jace reached out to me and the merch order I placed was glitched from the start, not anyone at lemonparty's fault. If anyone has a large-xxl hoody, please put me in your will and start drinking heavily. Thanks. Original Post: I am a selfish asshole whose past and current choices do not allow me happiness, so I am okay with accepting that I probably won't get closure on my merch order. Hope to get something on the next run. Thanks for all that you do and the small joy your crazy humor brings to my life. Im gay, fat, and retarded.

BustCohle

Most of the Chinese died off when RAID was invented.

E L î

I thought the stop asian hate thing was all a crock of shit until i watched this episode

alex

This made me cum

Daniel

Provincetown is so gay, when I told my 90 year old Mom, my friend has a home there and invited me when he’s there. And, Mom’s like, “Isn’t that where gay people go to?” To all, I am probably, the oldest Lemonparty fan. I know was at the Boston show!

Kaysee68-Kathy C

Im busting out the rice hat for this ep.

E L î

Watching this ep in my hotel room in Tokyo. The Asian riffs are very relevant and funny.

euphoria842

Haven’t finished the episode but I assume Jace is live streaming from rehab. East coast tour claims its first victim

Boy George Floyd

Morning brothers

Zaire London

Bens fat and gay

GLMT

Haven’t watched yet but see the Hatewatch “studio” in the thumbnail…. “What have they done to my boy?”

Travis T

It’s time to say it, real aggressive like.

Burnout❄️Bushido

Nitch bigger

Brennan Wagenfuehr

Wriggle my jiggle stick it's Lemon Watch!

Russ Sibbison


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