P085: the Chinese cemetery
Added 2024-05-17 12:00:18 +0000 UTCComments
Jace can't go five seconds without mentioning Israel. Ben will try to eat Devan soon. Sad to see what this podcast has become.
Gabriel Buelow
2024-05-27 15:44:42 +0000 UTCWe will accept a treaty, where there can be a zoom here or there. In exchange of a Jace or Devan livestream every month or two. Don’t want to call y’all lazy, but Ben is drowning in oblivion over there
Randy
2024-05-26 20:35:29 +0000 UTClegendary schizophrenic bit from Mr. Ben Avery. veryyyyyy gooodddd !!
Jaylen irving
2024-05-24 21:31:42 +0000 UTCI still can’t believe Devin has had Ida locked up in the basement… FOR WEEKS I TELL YA!
Tyler Pinkston
2024-05-23 02:33:02 +0000 UTCElon is going to rename Mars to Planet of the Rapes when he gets there. He’s gonna publicly announce it in a speech to everyone who came with Him n go, “Well Folks what do ya think?, It’s Catchy Amirite? Or is it a lil too Rapey?
Greg Holm
2024-05-22 12:38:53 +0000 UTCGreat ep
Michael Polites
2024-05-22 10:58:27 +0000 UTCThanks brother. But really sad to see what you've become. Cringe.
Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi
2024-05-22 01:55:12 +0000 UTCLove your work Lemon Boys
JB
2024-05-22 00:35:03 +0000 UTCI've been there, LP blasting out in the office is a scary place. But, I also wish I could've been there brother
JB
2024-05-22 00:16:17 +0000 UTCFun story from today... I took my bluetooth earbuds out while listening at the office today (quiet, with coworkers nearby), and the audio then piped through full volume to my phone speaker. I about had a fucking dual heart/panic attack in those three seconds i scrambled to hit pause. Jesus Christ. My life flashed before my eyes... Do you know how many F*bombs and slurs can be said in 3 seconds?! DO YOU?!?? You LP boys should create a place (reddit?) for us to post traumatic "LP-outed" experiences like that. It can be a place of healing and rediscovery... "I ain't gay no more!"
Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi
2024-05-21 22:42:46 +0000 UTCWho wants to tell Devin he’s not a white guy?
Trip Day
2024-05-21 22:21:15 +0000 UTCBest episode ever
Dongleloid
2024-05-21 21:14:19 +0000 UTCWho has fat Devan photo? Research purposes
HeBro
2024-05-21 14:34:35 +0000 UTCFatgot
Trevor
2024-05-20 20:11:20 +0000 UTCI kind of spunout on the couch the other night thinking about it.
Stewart
2024-05-20 14:23:55 +0000 UTC“Well I’ve only had breakfast today, that’s been the episode” fattest closing ever wow
HeBro
2024-05-20 13:22:27 +0000 UTCWatch Star Trek Voyager faggots.
Vaughn Collins is a baby raper
2024-05-20 04:50:47 +0000 UTCWe are all lesbian retards
Gilbert Gape
2024-05-20 02:15:21 +0000 UTC🫶
Casi
2024-05-20 00:07:19 +0000 UTCGood ep boys. Good ep. Even the you should never do a Zoom ep again, this one had some zingers.
Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi
2024-05-19 22:06:40 +0000 UTCBen and Jace are actually becoming cuck, fags. Sad to see what they’ve become. A real example of why you don’t let women into your life. Atleast we still have a beacon of hope with Devan.
jake
2024-05-19 20:21:32 +0000 UTCThey can be a lot of fun, just not on the days you’re in a hurry or not in the mood.
Stewart
2024-05-19 17:38:43 +0000 UTCI’ve realized after watching the latest yankee in the south videos of them on their cruise…. Ben’s eating habits as of late stem directly from those fat retards
Tyler Pinkston
2024-05-19 08:49:41 +0000 UTCBest part of the chimkin
Charlie
2024-05-19 06:43:04 +0000 UTCI almost died laughing when I realized that Ben & Jace’s dad’s name is James Avery 😂
Gromit ®
2024-05-19 06:09:22 +0000 UTCListen to these vaxed cuckstars talking about gay retard science fiction movies… grow up you dip shits
Josh Newton
2024-05-19 03:51:01 +0000 UTCthis show sucks now
Sebastien Augsburger
2024-05-19 00:21:03 +0000 UTCAlec Guinness was right about that gay little nerd who told him he watched Star Wars 500 times but actors that reject roles that make them bigger than life should throw themselves on the tracks at Union Station. I’m talking about you Steven Ogg.
Tony
2024-05-18 21:14:10 +0000 UTCHonestly kind of weird y’all brought up Shatner experiencing the Overview Effect on his Bezos rocket ride. Was on a long car ride with my dad and younger brother telling them about this exact thing earlier this week. Just how weird it must be for a dude who’s big break was Star Trek, fake space, to go up *for real* and look back on the planet where his entire 90 years of existence just occurred, years of entertaining millions of nerds, groping Hollywood dressing room staff, his mind swirling around the bottom of a whiskey bottle after doing another life insurance commercial for confused old people that will air on cable TV at 3am, only to realize it’s all hidden away on a tiny speck floating through eternity.
Tony
2024-05-18 21:05:00 +0000 UTCI don’t know any of these people but you have my full and complete empathy. Here’s one of mine.. Old bicycle riding lady that may or may not be homeless that accuses employees of hacking into her computer and poisoning her vitamins.
Jeff
2024-05-18 18:25:17 +0000 UTCLove your name man. You mind if I take the right tit and we share?
Jeff
2024-05-18 18:22:32 +0000 UTCJace’s sick girlfriend makes me wonder if she was filling up a vaccine card like she was playing bingo.
David Eric Ricketts
2024-05-18 18:00:03 +0000 UTCThis girl I know came back from a vacation with fake titties...sad to see what you've become
Ulysses Vargas
2024-05-18 17:04:39 +0000 UTCAndrew with a very feminine voice sounds M too F “ umm hi Stewart, very nice day umm is there any new chips coming out? I saw they umm have these flavors online in the a US. Disco Eva RIP🕊️ “yea yea I’ll beat you if you hurt her yea” Dougie with a trailer he made that attaches to his bicycle “ you drop something, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you looked”
Stewart
2024-05-18 16:52:19 +0000 UTCORIGINAL!
Burke Rollins
2024-05-18 16:30:57 +0000 UTCWith my job, I run into quite a few “town retards“ Stinky sisters in snow boots year round stink “ what price does that say?” Store owners son who was normal before accident maybe gay. “Let me see your biceps” Brad “ Stewart have you played farmsim, I have a tractor for every piece of equipment” Guy who’s always at Tim Hortons connected to the gas station “ you working ,you never work ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It’s supposed to rain tomorrow”
Stewart
2024-05-18 15:34:13 +0000 UTCI’m gay
31 scoops of Ass
2024-05-18 08:02:56 +0000 UTCTruly sad to see, what these fat fucks have become
Ethanwestcoast
2024-05-18 04:05:43 +0000 UTCSo gay. Love you reetz
Dana Reinhart
2024-05-18 02:30:26 +0000 UTCJace becomes more of a cuck every fucking Friday.
Fernando M.
2024-05-18 01:04:11 +0000 UTCCan’t jack off in space? Doubt it. Send me up there, I’d be shooting space ropes. It just takes a dedicated, gooner mindset. These astronauts are pussies.
Jeff
2024-05-17 23:54:49 +0000 UTCSpace is actually so gay too biggest psyop is when they release these gay fucking space photos every 5 years
SJC
2024-05-17 23:53:36 +0000 UTCWow Shatner should hang out with Bordain fuck them
SJC
2024-05-17 23:52:09 +0000 UTCIf I may speak frankly, it’s a shame to see what they’ve become.
Jeff
2024-05-17 23:50:59 +0000 UTCDooooo daaaaayyyy ???? Deerrrrr 🫠 Spell check, retard.
adam gardener
2024-05-17 23:29:53 +0000 UTCThe most racist shit I've ever seen
adam gardener
2024-05-17 23:03:36 +0000 UTCYa mon. It’s like, cringe mon. Jamie, pull up the JOI.
Max
2024-05-17 22:27:14 +0000 UTCYou guys are so fucking scientifically dumb, lol. But you know every movie and actor and director. Fags
Play Clemons
2024-05-17 22:23:23 +0000 UTCSounds like Jace is in jail
Michael Eagle
2024-05-17 21:14:55 +0000 UTCZOOMERA CRINGE
Chad
2024-05-17 19:45:10 +0000 UTCLove these wingin' it episodes, or when you guys record in the car. 💀
mortsafe
2024-05-17 19:25:34 +0000 UTCWhat if a guy working a projector at a movie theater switched the planet of the apes reel with Black Panther?
JoGeezus
2024-05-17 19:02:37 +0000 UTCI need to find a woman that listens to lemon party
Nick H
2024-05-17 18:28:57 +0000 UTCYep
Ben Avery
2024-05-17 18:19:30 +0000 UTCImagine Hunter being a LP fan
Alyx W
2024-05-17 18:19:16 +0000 UTCend of an era
Austin
2024-05-17 18:16:09 +0000 UTCLet’s talk about MURDERERS
Gary Busey
2024-05-17 17:42:59 +0000 UTCThe ones who breathe out of their mouth and the ones who don’t
Gary Busey
2024-05-17 17:41:33 +0000 UTCLol doing Chinese accents and then worried that using the word ‘temple’ could be offensive
Chase
2024-05-17 17:25:03 +0000 UTCStar Wars Podracer on the N64 kicked so much ass. Love that game
Cobb Webs
2024-05-17 17:24:30 +0000 UTCRelease the live New York on the lower Patreon, I really want to see the London man get kicked out. I also feel there’s a difference in the regular lemon party ep listeners and the Patreon people. We actually want to hear that stuff!
Will Graziani
2024-05-17 17:16:15 +0000 UTCOhhh, the dc dude left in an unmarked escalade after the show...
Ulysses Vargas
2024-05-17 17:07:25 +0000 UTCI feel like there’s a massive difference in retardation between Lemonparty fans that listen to the pod and support the Patreon, and Lemonparty fans who show up to live shows.
Jeff
2024-05-17 17:04:07 +0000 UTCRed winged black birds are the best Jerry
Slate Horner
2024-05-17 17:02:41 +0000 UTCIan miles Chong did it better, sad to see what you’ve become
Ateeq Hussain
2024-05-17 16:44:28 +0000 UTCAntibiotics kill bacteria; they have no effect on viruses
l o v e l e s s
2024-05-17 16:42:09 +0000 UTCCuz he's in Cape Cod getting his dick sucked (by guys)
MediocreDude
2024-05-17 16:40:42 +0000 UTCPlanet Of The Apes huh?
Logan V
2024-05-17 16:11:14 +0000 UTCFuck Casey Rocket
Parker
2024-05-17 16:09:39 +0000 UTCJace is on zoom because he’s posted up outside a daycare center before he goes in guns blazing and pants around his ankles
RandomUser
2024-05-17 15:41:03 +0000 UTCThe bit about the gay fossil fuel made me cum
beefsmellington
2024-05-17 15:40:13 +0000 UTCI hope doesn't lose the weight and gets chunkier. A chunky Ben is bae 🥵
Marco A Ballesteros
2024-05-17 15:35:04 +0000 UTCJesus Christ. All this Patreon money and Jace still refuses to buy a microphone. It's insulting, to listen to Jace through a CB radio in a wet cardboard box, when we're paying good money for this.
l o v e l e s s
2024-05-17 15:21:58 +0000 UTCDawn of the Planet of The Apes. Will of the Planet of the Apes. The Yankee in the South-verse is getting crazy.
comixbrainz zzz
2024-05-17 15:03:08 +0000 UTCWhy is Jace on zoom?
Thomas
2024-05-17 14:46:39 +0000 UTCJocko: "Good!"
theGOATee
2024-05-17 14:37:55 +0000 UTCJace “Crickets” Avery… Even actual homos day Jace has a gay voice
Funny Donor
2024-05-17 14:34:14 +0000 UTCYa’ll are deadass the only thing keepin me going, have rewatched past eps like 3x each lol.
Misery Index
2024-05-17 14:04:53 +0000 UTCSad to see what you've become. The first 84 episodes were good though.
Sachin Simon
2024-05-17 13:54:50 +0000 UTCit's a damn shame
USAnmbr1
2024-05-17 13:53:39 +0000 UTCAhhhh my favorite retarded guys ❤️
David Lucas
2024-05-17 13:52:39 +0000 UTCANALIEN In space no one can hear you cream.
Nick Coffman
2024-05-17 13:46:09 +0000 UTCI do big brother and my kid asked me. Have you ever said the N-word?
Stewart
2024-05-17 13:44:41 +0000 UTCmade it 160 episodes without once pulling this low quality zoom call-in bs. I respect it
David Bosquet
2024-05-17 13:38:23 +0000 UTCCertified fat boy? Certified Uber One
comixbrainz zzz
2024-05-17 13:18:42 +0000 UTCJace is a bit early for bear week in P town
Ridge
2024-05-17 13:18:08 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-05-17 13:09:06 +0000 UTCVery disappointed in this episode. The camera might add ten pounds but it removes ten percent of Jaces racism
Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit
2024-05-17 13:03:53 +0000 UTCFirst!
GayAssBen
2024-05-17 12:54:27 +0000 UTCJace is on zoom? Are you kidding me right now? This is beyond unacceptable…truly sad to see what you have become…unsub…fags
DooDang
2024-05-17 12:53:23 +0000 UTCSAD
Jason Fontaine
2024-05-17 12:52:58 +0000 UTCAn hour and fourteen minutes? Sad to see what they’ve become
Soos
2024-05-17 12:46:23 +0000 UTCi’m just here for Jace’s cute little pillsbury doughboy giggle
Tommy Bahama
2024-05-17 12:44:25 +0000 UTCWe need another golf outing to see how fat ben is
Jarrett Wood
2024-05-17 12:40:01 +0000 UTCSad you guys didn’t mention the Boston comedy scene in the 80s
MBiiiz
2024-05-17 12:39:07 +0000 UTCYou, sir, just won the internet today. Take my updoot
N word scissor hands
2024-05-17 12:38:38 +0000 UTCGlad to see what you’ve become
Dan Vegas
2024-05-17 12:32:57 +0000 UTCHappy friday cucks, sad to see what you’ve all become.
Max Larsen
2024-05-17 12:32:17 +0000 UTCOverheard my chiropractor talking about skibbidy toilet The End Is Near
Roach Giggins
2024-05-17 12:31:21 +0000 UTCPoop on balls
George Chauvin
2024-05-17 12:25:23 +0000 UTCJace is on zoom? So lame. Sad to see what you’ve become
Steffffffffffffffffffffffff
2024-05-17 12:25:05 +0000 UTCI hope thats a joke.
Benjamin Schlegel
2024-05-17 12:24:31 +0000 UTCGood morning cumdumpsters! Just found out my son has cancer God is good!!
VanGina69
2024-05-17 12:16:57 +0000 UTCRelease the live shows! I wanna hear the guy getting kicked out.
Corey Reynolds
2024-05-17 12:13:44 +0000 UTCtards together strong! Friday baby! 🍋 🍋🎉🎉🎉❤️🎉 ❤️🇮🇳🇮🇳
X__andy
2024-05-17 12:09:39 +0000 UTCVery good!
George Floyd Minion
2024-05-17 12:08:41 +0000 UTCGlad to see what you've become. So happy for you all.
Alex Clements
2024-05-17 12:07:06 +0000 UTCWow they’ve kicked Jace off the west coast stswtb
Jacob Fain
2024-05-17 12:04:30 +0000 UTCOh me Chinese
Kyle Lees
2024-05-17 12:04:29 +0000 UTCI thought Jace lived with his lady in LA? Sad to see what he’s become
Tyler Swanson
2024-05-17 12:03:12 +0000 UTCI’m looking at you Ben
Daniel Holt
2024-05-17 12:03:10 +0000 UTCThank god.
Jimi Edwards
2024-05-17 12:02:58 +0000 UTCRetards
Daniel Holt
2024-05-17 12:02:48 +0000 UTC2 minutes late is sad what you guys have become
Gryvez Zolka
2024-05-17 12:02:46 +0000 UTCCan’t say
Logan Brown
2024-05-17 12:02:40 +0000 UTCDoes jace go to therapy?
Vincent P. Ambrosio III
2024-05-17 12:01:16 +0000 UTC
