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P086: the great Hollywood humiliation ritual

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What a banger ending

Dillon Sanders

I have a mortgage and a 2023 HD street bob. So fuck you ben..

Josh Newton

What a beautiful ending

Alex Hedstrom

Ben getting roasted from a dodge dullay blasting little Wayne needs to be a skit

rolon96 2810

Lmao and whale jokes

rolon96 2810

It's a free for all roast the lemon party podcast community. We all can get it done to us

rolon96 2810

Lol he needs food and whale costume

rolon96 2810

Eminem joins in randomly and walks in after that to keep roasting Ben 🤣

rolon96 2810

A fagger and a whale we all like.🤣 They should have a stock screen that moves but it's all Ben getting roasted patereon and YouTube comments. Some of the patereon money should be used for this but they will need a moving company to move him after he gets foreclosure on his house.

rolon96 2810

That is why he did a skit to writeoff his new born stuff. Big smart move make jokes and Tax write-off

rolon96 2810

True some reddit stuff be found and sounds fake

rolon96 2810

LMAO Ben on the reddit getting whale jokes on how fat he Is will be funny and I Join in.

rolon96 2810

We love you Ben and everyone on the Reddit needs to kill themselves

RaptorRachel

I love you Ben! Don’t read Reddit and comments about your mortgage! 😂

Kenny Tolley

Ben Avery county tax commissioner

Asa Isenhower

Jayce brought up the al sharpton thing in episode 10

Zexy Lover

Happy Pride Month, Ben!

Gruntch

The name of that show should be called, "Kids' Gloves." For how "they" need to handled and dealt with. Maybe, "big ass, bigger mouth." 😑

ChopGlockShogun

Surprisingly one of the first times I had a bad trip….i went from crying from laughing to feeling super depressed on a dime. 4/10

Timo F

Update on the trip

Nik

Ben ironically free styling over a Kendrick track is eerily in the same style of humor as his old boss…

tucked between

I should not have eaten shrooms before this episode

Timo F

Make that Chicago Bulls intro music the podcast intro

josh sponder

Crystal is stronger

Clay Ivy

Jace getting banned by X proves that Elon Musk is a fucking cuck faggot with retarded animal sadist children.

Mike Brown

Best episode in a while

e-man

The normal guy does live a normal life and it’s nice

Jack

YES! Exactly, he's just too into his own head right now. His audience is trying to joke around like they are. Also I'm gay for even commenting, but mainly I'm gay for sucking di--

Toadfolk

Praying for him 🙏

Toadfolk

Truly sad, jealous hypocrites

la5

he’s looking for a reason to justify his impending suicide

TheBostonTickler

funniest thing he’s said in a while

TheBostonTickler

The audio of just Ben maniacally laughing over “oh happy day” is genuinely scary shit.

Em

Devan with the kill shot at the end.

Juan Dubya

Normalize the norm guy is a PSYOP

eric

Yep. Fuck every Dallas finance bro from a rich family.

simp for katie

I’ve started listening to older episodes because the team is no longer funny. I don’t think I’ve laughed at an episode in over a month. Sad to see, many such cases

SEAOKIE

As someone with a profound deep faith in God.. “send me too hell faggot” was the most hilarious line in the whole episode. Thank you Jace

Alex Mouton

I was feeling suicidal but Ben is so pathetic I feel a lot better about my life

Will Stearns

I pay good money to call you a faggit….. love ya buddy!

HONKE

Lol Ben, nobody hates you

Shahrzad Kosari

This episode helped me through my own spiraling.

Bryan Parker

One for the books. The ben mortgage bit is gonna be in the immediate cannon for a min now

Nicholas Johnson

I did call you a retard and other words in the comments of the podcast that shall not be named but it was out of love. So please take me off your pipe bomb mailing list.

DreadfulDecaf

Ben needs some good crack

Jonathan

Also, fuck you Jace

jake

I hate to say that this was unironically a good episode

jake

This was a very good episode.

Riley Magician

Genuinely

peepeepoopooman

Nice composite pic Lance

peepeepoopooman

Loved that this episode ended up being an intervention for Ben..

Sam Barber

Holy shit when Jace said his prayer I was mid vape and coughed up a lung laughing. I accept that this makes me a huge R. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect those of the National Basketball Association.

Jack Vandelay

Ohio!

Austin

One of the funniest episodes ever. Laughed so hard

DHexus23D

Be more racist please.

Vaughn Collins is a baby raper

Ben’s wants that faggots life in the videos but doesn’t realize his life is actually way better and he probably makes twice as much money as that guy but he’s choosing to live in LA where $100k a year isn’t enough money lol. Do the podcast from literally anywhere else and pocket the money.

Jeffrey

https://youtu.be/2T5NHJq_yeM?si=oKxFGCOkOdzEQi0c please guys get this guy on with you or with Devan on hate watch baby pure gold 🙏

Connor Russell

Ben wants a mortgage

Michelle

Why does Ben take the comments so seriously? We spout BS just like they do

Austin

Sorry about the mortgage. Great episode! Just remember that the housing market will bounce back!

Jewish_Kanye_West

Devan is the only sane one… sad to see what the Avery genetics have done. SAD!

Austin

Anyone else think that Ben sounds like he's upside down on his mortgage?

Connor Meehan

Sad to see what Ben’s become. Taking his anger out on others to cover up the fact that the day before he’s evicted he will drive his car off a cliff with his family inside.

Midget

Ben sounds really stressed. I think its probably because he is losing his house

Delyn Kirstein

Pretty sure being in the zone pregame listening to “A Milli” (clean) over the gym loudspeaker while shooting layups for your shitty school basketball team that’s about to lose their first 8 games is a universal middle class white kid experience for everyone born in the mid to late 90s.

Tony

I hate Ben so much

Matt Gaetz gave my daughter water. Its What it is

Ben is gonna have to give Diddy his butthole to keep his assets

DooDang

Ben's autism feels out of control

Riff Michaels

Couldn’t agree more, was about to say the same thing

NT

Don’t own a weapon I’d shoot my micropenis off

Jack Jenkins

“Sips black rifle coffee”

the 🐀s gimp

This episode reminds me of brain jail I love it ❤️

Pepipopa

Dedicated to Our Dear Friend Benjamin D'Ambrosio

Mike S

I’ll be permanently leaving the Patreon presently

Flabbergasted

Literally the greatest episode of all time.

Flabbergasted

It’s crazy how in denial Ben is. Doesn’t want to admit he’s tits up in his mortgage. Oblivious to his accountant robbing him blind. Willfully ignorant to all the signs that Katie has been leaving him that she wants a divorce. Deathly afraid to finally come out of the closet. Who woulda thought in less than two years you could publicly watch a man go from the highest of highs down to the lowest of lowes. It’s been a fun ride. In b4 the suicide.

Corey Reynolds

suck lil wayne lil dick

luci

episode so good made me take the gun out of my mouth keep up the good work fellas, very good one!

Steve East

I hope you're all happy. You finally broke sweet Ben

Lisa Vella

Well done boys.

David Eric Ricketts

The Bert Kreischer squeaky-fake-laugh impression is spot on. God that stinks.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks w a BBC W.Z.Xi

Sad to see what you’ve become

Lance Hoch

praise allah my merch order ordeal got solved. allauakbar retards!

BustCohle

"Look how big the lips are on this gentleman" is the most racist Ben Avery saying I've ever heard.

E L î

I've seen this before. Ben took out a reverse mortgage to pay for his upside mortgage thinking it would balance out. It won't be long now...

Brendan

It's sad to see that even millionaire like ben are going threw hard times thanks alot joe biden

avaragejoes

Damn it’s sad to see what’s Ben has become. Upside down on his mortgage & the walls are closing in on him 😣

Back door man

I’ve been hating those 9-5 influencers for so long. Was glad to hear Ben bring them up. I can always count on you guys to be as full of hate as me

Jonathan Lemkin

Hey one of the fans told me Ben has a really good mortgage broker? Who did you guys use?

Sniggering

This is nice. Ben, chill bro. Think positive. Your billions of dollars should sooth you as you sleep on pallets of cash.

adam gardener

Everybody loves you Ben, don’t listen to the haters. 💕 Well except God, God only loves home owners, not renters. Gods an elitist cuck.

Towelieeeee

New York is still the best but this was awesome.

Benjamin Schlegel

Devan reached peak antisemtism

Harrison Friedman

This episode made me really happy

Lairry goldestein

whos Quest Love?

Jarrett Wood

Best episode

Lairry goldestein

Is ben homeless? I gave him five dollars and hes still bitching. KYSF

Benjamin Schlegel

Yeah this dudes for sure upside down on his mortgage

Jd

Jace on fire this episode

Lairry goldestein

Classic loveline is incredible

Jack Vandelay

Ben complaining about people on the internet spreading fake news about him is the best, they literally were asking the audience in the beginning of the show to make up horrible stories about them

Ryan Blankenship

You guys really need to get Ben into Phonk; start going to takeovers, get the broccoli hair, drive a 2006 infiniti G37 with no muffler

Dan Brekus

Thank you tho Ben keep up the good work king 🫶🫶🫶🫶

Jacob Fain

Sad to see what you've become. The First 85 episodes were good though.

Sachin Simon

scroll up pal

Ben Avery

they dont johnny. theyre funny to me. was just sick of seeing a wildly false narrative

Ben Avery

Some of us have our own mortgages you cuck

Jacob Fain

thx brother can i have 10 grand

Ben Avery

Greetings from Vancouver Island! On vacation. Hiking while listening to this.

CrezD

(Mostly) all of us are just being cheeky. We love you, fellas

N word scissor hands

Glazer 🫵😂

Chugging Glue Since 2002

Im listening to the Very Nadav interview. People in the comments are saying Tim has found his groove again. Might jump ship. Tired of being so gay and retarded bc of the Avery boys and Devan.

Nick H

It was exhilarating seeing Ben go from full on minstrel show to discovering left-wing class politics at 37 in the span of five minutes. Very good.

MeatStepLively

Ben is dangerously close to becoming the fat Joker

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

I always assume to comments are being facetious but I can see how they can be frustrating.

Johnny Malloy

Dont listen to the comments Ben just keep grinding on that mortgage brother

Jacob Fain

That orange juice concentrate line is literally a Jeff Foxworthy “you might be a redneck” bit. Very good, very good!

Alex Hackel

update: insane level of pocket watching by ben. not everyone with privilege looks down on people dog.

titMilkMonster

There is already a Big Machine Vodka. (1:05:00)

Jack Jenkins

They can debate the Bess part of the chimken

beefsmellington

Said there’s video, doesn’t upload video. Wow, sad to see what they’ve become.

Nick Braasch

SUCK LIL WAYNE LIL DICK

Jason Fontaine

TSA: Employing the unemployable since 2001.

Danzins

dude ben's denial about his car payments and mortgage issues is hilarious. brother we've seen the pool. that aint a rental

titMilkMonster

Time for 2 fats 1 fag.

Sniggering

“Loads weapon…”

Sniggering

You guys ever coming up and doing a live show for all of us imprisoned commie retards in Toronto?

FuzzyMuzzyHadLotsOfHairbutFuzzyMuzzyHadNOFumesDownThere.

gay ass

tenzin

Kys

Fiddy.Ty

Ben, you should stop referring to all us fans in a retard voice. Judging from the audience at the live shows, most of us are Ivy League educated black women.

Gleb Budilovsky

Listening to this on the way to get signatures for coomers rights

Brody Steven’s Rope

Those hands are looking a little dark there, “friend”

the 🐀s gimp

Got fired from my job because my boss heard the Cramer racist rap this episode

Karter Jones

Will and Dawn of the planet of the apes

Tommy Bahama

My daughter pulled herself up on the couch and started inching around it. My wife told me it’s called cruising. Not under my roof. Jace and the radical woke left will not turn my family gay.

Stewart

This made me cum

Daniel

Just redneck retard Listening from Norway 🇳🇴 on vacation Lots of fags here too 🙌🏾

Jack Jenkins

What the fuck am I paying for?

Chugging Glue Since 2002

Why was it so late?

Chugging Glue Since 2002

How bout a Will and Dawn / Big Country debate about best food places?

George Floyd Minion

3 minutes late huh? Sad to see what they’ve become.

beefsmellington

Im gay

Max Larsen

I was just rear ended in a parking lot by twinkarus 😡

Andrew Kline

W

Bean Baun

Very good boys

Noah Roothame

Slur Friday! My favorite day of the week!

George Floyd Minion

🙏

MeatStepLively

Unsubscribing until I see a Flint Dibble / Graham Hancock moderated debate on this platform

Vincent P. Ambrosio III


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