P094: modern day philosopher

If I ever hit the lottery I’m buying a place in LA and funding sketches for you guys. There are SO MANY skits that have played out in my head from listening to this show, it’s the least I could do.

Charlie

Spot on, no one wants live shows. Please don't become like how did this get made.

n.a

I will join that teir for both

rolon96 2810

shoutout Devan and Jace

Sebastien Augsburger

Respect for the prison sketch acknowledgment

Calen Lucas

Autozone .com

Johnny Malloy

and enjoy 2lazy2try ep about it later

Kamil Prusakowski

Idea for easy money for the boys - viciously roast Tim for 1,5h straight and lock it behind new patreon tier

Kamil Prusakowski

Take the money and we’ll follow, only caveat is free auto blows for all patrons who joined first week

Emoney bags

Connor and ben opening for bert will be the funniest most awkward after him doing this podcast. The comedians that got roasted will be awkward interactions after listening to this podcast

rolon96 2810

Ben opening for bert trash talk will be funny and awkward on stage 🤣

rolon96 2810

It's all about becoming the whale 🤣

rolon96 2810

Yea, its really derivative.

Enaliss

Devon said the Word in the new Public episode ❤️

Eric Butler

Ben’s novel sucks

George Floyd Minion

Ben is at boss level of sucking ass

doak1

Drop new merch I need a jerk sweatshirt

Michael H

You all saved me again. It's my first bday since my dad passed and his call was all always my favorite part of the day. Started ugly crying at work thinking about it ...then popped on some lemonparty and was cured within minutes. Love you guys so much

Karl Hungus

The fame finally got to them. New studio ? What’s next Ben you getting a Mclaren

Sachin Simon

Hate the episodes where they just list stand-ups who suck

Mike

Can you give yourself epilepsy from doing too much nitrous oxcide? Because I think I'm doing that.

Norm_McDonald's

Low key, like low key this is a very underrated episode

jake

Jace and Devan are like special needs teachers explaining to Ben why they can't do to many live shows. Love the enthusiasm Ben but they are right you can't overdue it and if you let it your OCD will make you overdue everything

justin calderara

He’s the Only one we can count on to say it. 🙏🏽

Stewart

John Knof, my favorite homeless cum eater.

Jeff

You know what!This pod is getting stale. Someone needs to call in the content defibrillator John Knof to bring this show back to life.

Stewart

Where can I find the prison sketch

Vaughn Collins

Don’t worry Jace you won’t experience any side affects

Josh Newton

It’s like I’m listening to Plato say the N word. Truly philosophers

Jeff

Why does Jace speak like he was raised on the beach in Santa Cruz but he was raised in fucksville Texas

Josh Newton

The bit was stale but Ben was eating it anyway. Damn! It is a hard bit to break out of.

Johnny Malloy

Getting into a feud with Rick Glassman would be hilarious, would not want to mess with that guy

pickedKnows

Beware the Ides of March

Vaughn Collins

I still love you Jayce.

Vaughn Collins

Jace is more of a bitch about drinking while drinking than he was sober.

Vaughn Collins

ray sucks so much ass

Austin

Ben hasn’t been the same since the Trump assassination attempt… he has a newfound sense of love and gratitude 🙏🏻

Austin

Someone on the subreddit said Jace has a big penis and frankly, I’m outraged.

DankHill

This was an amazing episode. Thanks, retards! 🍋🍋🍋

Phil Sidock

Have another drink Devan

Logan V

Get the patrons to mail cash to your PO Box instead of Patreon. This is the future

Lizzy in a Box

Being racist kicks ass

jake

I loved that sketch

Cody B

DEVAN. I WANT TO HEAR ALL THE LIVE SHOWS.

itsalwaysrighthere123

Sad dude.. sad.

Tommy

Joke WRLD is watching... Haha Thanks for the shout-out and all the nice things you guys said. Jake laughed at the impression!

Chase Lepard

You know damn well ray kumps “cant wait for the next ben avery project” ricochet’s around his skull

choochang

Keep the black Israelites out of my city bud!

Dewie Lemons

I would laugh if one episode they end it and it pulls back to show Yarmles has created a 1:1 replica of Ben’s office and the set looks identical to his house. Or they do it in the baby’s room and have a mic hanging over the crib. I hear the fans are gaga over the baby!

Johnny Malloy

I love that even you guys knew the prison sketch didn’t work. It’s the only bad one though. And the podcast guy one was an instant classic. I encourage everyone here to check out Devan’s old videos. Great stuff. Plus you get old clips of Joey and John when they were fat.

Johnny Malloy

You gotta do a jokewrld sketch now

Dr sponge

Who are in the comments crying

Mathew Baker

Now thats what I’m talking about

Mathew Baker

"You're on fools notice.."

ChopGlockShogun

Jace has surpassed Devan as the resident sopranos fan. He had taken all the psych meds tony did. Sad to see what Devan had become.

Hank Chill

Rick glassman is such a mommy's boy faggot kike. You're not smart or more savvy, Rick. You're a hack. Kill yourself.

ChopGlockShogun

Gay

Hank Chill

Best part of the chimpkin

Hank Chill

Ok enough of this “ Ben getting fat isn’t funny” shit! It fucking rocks, Ben stop listening to the haters keep going until you have diabetes. All the Ben getting fat “bits” are comedy gold. Don’t let those LA fags shame you into losing the weight ,keep going 🐳 .

Jake Novak

Liked this comment just got the profile pic. I went to high school with you

Willycole

No joke Ben, I would follow you anywhere. Kick, your own website, fucking FB live. I’m a lemonhead for life.

CrezD

Positive Ben era? This is so gay and retarded already..

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ben thinks calling the fans awesome will make it stop…. Ben the only thing that’ll make it stop is 6 feet of rope

Soos

a shotgun to the face

professor of faggotry

Damn, I would pay money to hear Devan do more of the JokeWrld impression. It was so hilariously accurate and off putting.

individual4418

Ben if you want to make money you should start a jubilee style channel where you hire bozos off Craigslist and make gay little videos you easily could do it and make a shit ton

Dr sponge

Donut

Ambientus

One of the key quality of this show is disparaging commentary about real life mentally deranged open mic-ers

tucked between

Good ep.. Sad

Tommy

Well good news is Hate Watch is still a great pod and will be for the foreseeable future

Mason Hartke

It’s a good thing that Ben is doing standup, now that he’s done destroying his life with food he needed something new to lead himself into ruin. The fat bit was getting stale.

White Man

Devon was spot on with his take on people who do live pods all the time as soon as they get bigger. Thank you for keeping the lemon party race pure

N word scissor hands

People don't think it be like it is. But it do.

megaman

The boys are really hitting their stride.

DHexus23D

When buy outs happen it does look at automotive youtube some big channels I watched got bought out lost creativity and got very boring Lost appeal

rolon96 2810

Take it easy on the guy he’s about to be homeless.

White Man

Someone talk to Ben before he ruins his own show

Mason Hartke

Just gotta get this off my chest. I was at the Philly show and had a great fuckin time

David B.

I’d love to see black grifter get burned.

David Eric Ricketts

Please post Devan, Jace, and Ben’s old stand-up sets. I’d love to see them.

David Eric Ricketts

Hello Jake from Joke World, if you are reading this I wish to thank you for your service 🫡

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

That’s what I’m doing

Danny

Why don't you start retard

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

"tom segura bought a bank" 🤣🤣

Kalín

Has nothing to do with Shane and Adam, surely

Ambientus

I have a feeling this might be about someone...

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

My roommate watches kill tony every Monday, maybe if you guys all call him a fag he will stop, please help me in my cause

Tyler

[2lazy2try monotone voice] ok so it looks like the lemon party boys are becoming what they’ve always hated. they just spent an entire podcast discussing comedy. anyway, yeah, sad to see what they’ve become

Tommy Bahama

“Former Time Dillon Show producer murders wife and child in drunken rage”

Timothy

Jesus died for your Zyns should have been the episode title.

Jeff

Jace Avery: “Everything Ben tries to do is like a drunk guy trying to grab his car keys from the counter.” 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻 Guess I’m the only one never heard of Joke World or 2Lazy2Try… Kill Tony last ep got 7 million views in 3 days. That’s f—king popular.

Merfy Mac

Drinking at work while listening to this. Very good!

David Goonins

It's getting worn out

Colin McCarthy

This made me cum

Daniel

They all need new experiences for the pod to go on. We can only listen to the same stories so much.

Ambientus

Lemonparty Patreon Strike is being organized in discord - turn off the valve for them.

Danny

Ben is such an insane low IQ retard for going back to comedy shows - there’s a very weird sleazy feeling coming off him.

Danny

Do you know what Wellbutrin is

Danny

New podcast name : Best part of the chimkin

Charlie

avaragejoes

Sad to see Ben starting stand up. He’s become what he swore to destroy.

Jonathan Lemkin

It’s me again babe. Ben doesn’t have to know about us. Check your email from a proton.me address

simp for katie

I will move with you to a different patreon account, get the bag!

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

Boo this sucked ass Yeah, lets just have a business call put it up on our podcast Patreon for our patrons what a buncha faggs

A R

Genuinely NUUN works really well. Drop 3 tablets into a gallon of purified water and chug 1/4 before going to bed. Sure you'll get up to piss, but you'll feel great in the morning

Ambientus

The night Tim Dillon has to bring up Ben at the Comedy Store after him will be a fun night.

comixbrainz zzz

Hey chat, what is your hangover cure? Enjoying a bottle of wine in the evening leaves me with a head splitting headache the next day

jake

I think I speak for all the retards when I say scam the rich black for 400k and start a new patreon. We will follow you

N word scissor hands

Not even a question, wings up kings

Flabbergasted

Thanks for returning the original song Ben. Also appreciate the hour and a half ep this week. Got a good feeling about this one boys

N word scissor hands

Almost like it inspired him

George

Why is the YT more brutal than this?

BrooklynBorn

Enjoy the lemonade! 🍋🍋

Phil Sidock

Fried egg roll and a dog

mortsafe

no notification? how the worm has turned

Brody Steven’s Rope

The fact that Ben used to do standup in SLO county is too funny. That “art” / comedy scene in that area is the antithesis to this show.

tucked between

N

HONKE

take the 400k, and we’ll follow the new patreon for a couple bucks

Robert

I’m taking a shit

Jared Wilson

Friday baby!!🍋🍋🍋🎉🍋🎉🍋🇮🇳🇮🇳❤️❤️

X__andy

Jace and Devan are going to pull up to Ben's comedy show like "Colonel William Tavington" pulls up to that church in "The Patriot". They'll unapologetically bar the doors and burn the place to the ground

Ratsnest

Can't wait to see Ben on Rogan sucking ass. Uncle Sam wants his money

Bill S Preston Esquire

I don't believe in Big Oil cuckoldry

GhostofCadia

No 40k faggoshes

J S

Stop all this positivity bullshit. Show fills a niche that noone else out there has. Talking vitriolic shit is where you all shine.

Ambientus

I would IMMEDIATELY jump to the new paytch

J S

Jace “Literally” Avery

Funny Donor

On episode 18 of the Patreon Jace made a promise to say the N-word on episode 100 of the Patreon. Do you intend to make well on your deal?

Carson Tank

Jace being a pussy lightweight doesn’t surprise me one bit

David Bosquet

Its unreal how quickly you guys became a podcast that talks about nothing but comedy, the podcast industry, and internet comments about yourselves. Respect you guys riding this gravy train for all its worth though, can’t be upset at people doing well for themselves. I’ll be back when it all falls apart and you guys are actually funny again.

Michael J

cant wait to hear which topic ben has a massively wrong read on in this episode

Tommy Bahama

Ben your novel, I read the sample pdf that I bought off SilkRoad website…. Wow terrible

HeBro

Jace: Tie one Off…. Hmm buddy it’s tie one ON.

Funny Donor

I ran out of beer when Jace relapsed, but now I have some again and can have a drink with him and Devan vicariously

Jester_Erectus

Sad to see what you’ve become

Jester_Erectus

Blow me you shitty dyke

GhostofCadia

Shut up yappin ass nigga

doak1

I'm now apart of the Lemon Party Gang. It feels great to be free to express myself with other extremely gay men. Thank you for making this safe space.

GhostofCadia

Jace's "haHEHHH" laugh gets worse when he's drunk

Dogburndan

I'll give you guys 20 dollars to have a homeless man on the show.

Casey577

I assume you guys are building a studio to get all the slurs and shouting out of the house, but I will seriously miss the cozy red vs blue thing you have going now.

Ambientus

About to quit my job while listening to this. Thanks guys, very good!

Mc

Thank you Ben

Jacob Fain

Anyone else find Ben's double chin sexy?

Marco A Ballesteros

Shoutout to the shaman and shoutout to the fuckin dawgz

minivan jim

Yooohoooo boooys!

Johnny O

Let’s gooo

Vallon

Thank you Mr. Ben

Private Jonesy