P096: the magnetic zero
Added 2024-08-02 12:00:13 +0000 UTCComments
Faggot with the hard R
Ian Charpy
2024-09-30 06:00:10 +0000 UTCAlso, no Ben you’re not wrong. Devan and Jace have no skin in the game so don’t care. You have a kid now and see the world different. Liberalism is a degenerate fag filled culture and it’s gone too far. More people need to push back against this shit. The time for tolerance is over.
SassySantos
2024-08-29 04:37:05 +0000 UTCJesus Christ Jace is pathetic. Literally just grow up and stop being a little pussy. Yes Jace, placing a giant magnet on your head is going to fix your problems and have 0 side effects. What a melodramatic little self deprecating homo. Want to know how to stop binge eating. Grow a pair. I’m genuinely amazed how pathetic he’s become.
SassySantos
2024-08-29 04:13:10 +0000 UTCThe line between the public eps and these eps are getting very VERY thin
Gruntch
2024-08-22 22:26:36 +0000 UTCBen walking around with a cane impersonating dr house. Ben as a doctor will be funny roasting. A guy walks in, "the high blood pressure is obviously seen here fat fuck." And the nurse laughing in the background. If it was me I would roast, "dam ray charles can't see his high blood pressure cause." 🤣
rolon96 2810
2024-08-13 12:39:14 +0000 UTCLike it says comedy is the best medicine. Almost every single good comedian has some sort of psychological trauma.
rolon96 2810
2024-08-13 12:30:50 +0000 UTCWell I treated my cptsd from my parents childhood abuse with comedy. I have my bad terrible nightmares, and have my days I want no one around me, also Days when I get depressed to not want to eat. I use comedy, exercise, and cbd stuff to help. It's better than alcoholism and smoking. I did both it was rough so replaced it with other stuff. I go through therapy and psychiatrist treatment. I am still stuck in my abusive fag family environment.
rolon96 2810
2024-08-13 12:28:10 +0000 UTCI’m a man so, I can’t just make money from just existing
E-money3512
2024-08-12 17:14:44 +0000 UTCWell then maybe you should send him your only fans link, whore.
Taylor killpack
2024-08-12 15:52:14 +0000 UTCYeah. Divorcing my ex wife.
Joseph Mead
2024-08-12 15:08:22 +0000 UTCIf you don't mind: Did anything end up helping? Like did anything move the compass needle even one degree?
Logan Orton
2024-08-12 14:30:36 +0000 UTCI laughed
E-money3512
2024-08-12 11:43:21 +0000 UTCI was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder when I was 22 years old and major depressive disorder when I was 25 when I was 28 I underwent 15 rounds of ECT therapy. If this is what your alluding to it’s a shame they led you to believe there would not be any side effects you will likely experience short term memory loss later in life that you will be able to notice. Its not going to fix you unless your able to recognize that it’s an insurance scam just along with just about everything else you’ve probably gotten yourself involved in when it comes to your mental health. The only reason you feel like your in a zen state after experiencing and electricaly induced seizure is because by law they are required to put you under for the procedure.. your coming off of the same drugs they use when they knock you out to fucking do surgery on you. Ben is right it’s always going to be a new thing untill you recognize that the things arent fixing shit. For me my rock bottom with mental health was ect therapy I realized I was in 4 medications I was being abused by the health care system and it was only serving to make me more intrenched in that system. They tell you they want you to get better but that’s bullshit Jace. Your insurance is paying thier salaries and bonuses. There is a reason it’s still considered a fucking experimental treatment. It’s not proven just like almost everything in the mental health space.
Joseph Mead
2024-08-10 12:26:23 +0000 UTCThis was the best episode ever!!!
Aaron Alexander
2024-08-09 06:38:47 +0000 UTCIs yarmels a make a wish? Wtf is this
doak1
2024-08-07 13:35:14 +0000 UTCHate watch new ep is gay. I suck the most but the Italian bits were so mid
Joan Gillis
2024-08-07 04:22:38 +0000 UTCSad.. what would Dylan Farnham say
Luke
2024-08-06 22:21:55 +0000 UTCJace is a darkly hilarious case study.
TheBostonTickler
2024-08-06 21:39:04 +0000 UTCBrain Jail shoutout!!!
TheBostonTickler
2024-08-06 21:38:12 +0000 UTCNice one, DooDang 😎
N word scissor hands
2024-08-06 14:50:21 +0000 UTCGreat another Jace episode
Jerad
2024-08-06 11:34:07 +0000 UTCJohn says crazyier gayer stuff in hate watch like eating his own cum
rolon96 2810
2024-08-06 00:19:03 +0000 UTCThey live in California so they are gay based on that
rolon96 2810
2024-08-05 23:57:26 +0000 UTCI love McDonald's
Adelaide FGR
2024-08-05 23:31:27 +0000 UTCBen listening to Nick Fuentes?
Sam Stich
2024-08-05 22:02:48 +0000 UTCThere's only one thing that'll help Jace. 6 months hard physical labor, 60+ hours a week. Living only off nicotine, hard liquor, and meth. Ben could use the same program.
MikeLatoris
2024-08-05 19:57:37 +0000 UTCIt’s sterile
Gary Busey
2024-08-05 03:38:35 +0000 UTCPeepee
tlSoaps
2024-08-04 23:56:09 +0000 UTCJayce you are great and funny and kind, your problem might be porn tho, porn is very very bad for your brain/pysche it’s also produced by j e w s, looking at other guys dicks for hours is designed to make you gay btw
hhhhhh
2024-08-04 21:49:11 +0000 UTCYou aren’t funny, get bent.
Taylor killpack
2024-08-04 21:32:31 +0000 UTCImagine having a son like Jace… that would make me kill myself…
Josh Newton
2024-08-04 20:54:35 +0000 UTCSend him your only fans link whore
Josh Newton
2024-08-04 20:52:54 +0000 UTCJace aka “gayce” has anxiety about people not liking him. Mean while he is making 6 figures a year for people to hear him bull shit once or twice a week. Get over it faggot and stop playing the victim role. Work a hard job or start sweating more.
Josh Newton
2024-08-04 20:48:45 +0000 UTCJace Avery? More like Jace Faggery
DooDang
2024-08-04 16:04:52 +0000 UTCI'm happy to hear that Jayce is making progress. May he live on as a fully gay retard for many years to come. 🙏
Phil Sidock
2024-08-04 07:15:57 +0000 UTCCan’t find the new Patreon episode, where is it? How about uploading it so we can hear it. Sad
ShapesAndCheese
2024-08-04 02:33:49 +0000 UTCI love when my 3 gay dads have underlying tension it always makes the episodes better I love the evil of this studio
Vaughn Collins
2024-08-04 00:22:20 +0000 UTCJace is the funniest, coolest, most attractive AND the kindest of this group. (I think Ben and Devon are awesome too so don’t get your panties in a bunch) He deserves to feel great even if he has to shoot lasers, or magnets, or booze into his brain. Get off the dudes ass he’s just trying to survive this shit existence.
Taylor killpack
2024-08-03 22:09:56 +0000 UTCImagine pulling their income and complaining about being sad. Embarrassing. How about a little gratitude and consideration for your patrons, chief
pete
2024-08-03 20:23:50 +0000 UTCSad to see what this has become. The first 95 episodes were pretty decent though, no 🧢
Sachin Simon
2024-08-03 20:16:10 +0000 UTCProud of you Jace! Love you buddy
CULTLEADER.GLOBAL
2024-08-03 17:59:09 +0000 UTCHonestly love these types of episodes. Jace being gay makes me feel good about me being gay
Max Cole
2024-08-03 17:06:18 +0000 UTCBen: jace is so gay Ben later that same episode: wouldn’t it be funny, if Jace went pee pee in my mouth for a full minute
George Floyd Minion
2024-08-03 15:13:34 +0000 UTCImagine a "Jamie" esque producer with the new studio. "Yea Jamie look up Jack Nicholson in Somethings Gotta Give" what a faggot
Sawyer Fordyce
2024-08-03 14:20:58 +0000 UTC48:00 @jayce How They Removed Kids From The Equation - slow start
Max DeCrosta
2024-08-03 13:54:57 +0000 UTCNews flash Jace, this isnt a therapy session
doak1
2024-08-03 12:31:00 +0000 UTCLol they need to get jon to do that in the new studio
rolon96 2810
2024-08-03 10:14:40 +0000 UTCBill mahr impression was accurate sounds like him
rolon96 2810
2024-08-03 09:52:10 +0000 UTCSad to see what they become
rolon96 2810
2024-08-03 09:50:30 +0000 UTCJace will become so happy and well adjusted they're going to have to re-molest him
DreadfulDecaf
2024-08-03 08:43:57 +0000 UTCPp, poopoo
Patric Davis
2024-08-03 07:50:28 +0000 UTCJace is a sad cuck who constantly mocks God and I get it , yall were in a cult but God will not be mocked. At this point he needs psychedelics and JESUS. the real Jesus , not the white one they forced down yalls throat. Sad to see what he’s become honestly. (He’s actually a comedic genius and I’ll be praying for him) 🙏🫶🏼 . He just overthinks alot, he really needs to take some shrooms and pray alone and just connect to God.
Juan Pedroza
2024-08-03 07:38:08 +0000 UTCQuestion for the Muslim Patreon listeners. Is it possible to declare jihad against a studio?
Jack Vandelay
2024-08-03 06:02:02 +0000 UTCJace is a sad excuse of a person. Someone else who gives more to the world should have his golf ability
jake
2024-08-03 05:42:57 +0000 UTCBecause of a nword I just got a free 6 Crumbl cookies. Alluh akbar
HairyDaddyDick
2024-08-03 04:26:31 +0000 UTCHoly fuck Devan absolutely owned at 1:03:03
Jason Fontaine
2024-08-03 02:42:03 +0000 UTCCan’t even see the new studio in the audio only but it sounds like it sucks ass
Ewokuno
2024-08-03 02:13:40 +0000 UTCPisses me off how much they saying "yarmels"
Mogwai Chrisanthemum
2024-08-03 02:11:00 +0000 UTCJoyce rules and is hilarious
Norm_McDonald's
2024-08-03 01:57:49 +0000 UTCeither that or lobotomy
John Synnott
2024-08-03 01:31:27 +0000 UTCjace stop exposing your brain to dangerous chemicals and do a heroic dose of psilocybin mushrooms
John Synnott
2024-08-03 01:30:06 +0000 UTCShout out BrainJail!
GeorgeWBussy
2024-08-03 01:05:02 +0000 UTCTremendous episode
Silverback 69
2024-08-03 01:03:14 +0000 UTCMagnets destroying your brain? Good.
GeorgeWBussy
2024-08-03 01:02:52 +0000 UTCBill Maher does ad reads for ghettogaggers
T
2024-08-03 00:06:29 +0000 UTCPlease god Ben shoot that sketch I am begging
Jacob Fain
2024-08-02 23:38:40 +0000 UTCyeah no shit captain obvious it's why we find lemonparty so relatable lol
Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom
2024-08-02 23:26:12 +0000 UTCI knew jace was gay lmao
Tslice
2024-08-02 22:52:14 +0000 UTCI love the timing of these type of episodes
David castro
2024-08-02 22:30:42 +0000 UTCCarful about drinking during the period of TMS, you’re gay so it’s fine, it won’t kill you but it might make the treatment less effective. The goal is to enhance neuroplasticity and alcohol inhibits those processes.
Goblinfire
2024-08-02 21:09:01 +0000 UTCmarbles
WalrusQuake
2024-08-02 20:15:41 +0000 UTC🚨ENHHH🚨
Parker
2024-08-02 20:04:07 +0000 UTCBro please make the skit please
Davy Jones Locker
2024-08-02 19:38:46 +0000 UTCYou dont understand the iud in my ass helps me not binge eat
choochang
2024-08-02 18:54:07 +0000 UTCThe newest Jackass sucked ass Bois, I’m sorry
beefsmellington
2024-08-02 18:27:39 +0000 UTCYRMoM
Fiddy.Ty
2024-08-02 18:27:08 +0000 UTCThe studio looks like shit what a waste lmfaoo
Travis Dagz
2024-08-02 18:18:04 +0000 UTCBen, you can call Jace gay all you want, but you mirror all of the mannerisms or Brian Redban to a T. And you’re under on the mortgage.
Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson
2024-08-02 18:08:40 +0000 UTCJace is the perfect example of a retard that doesn't have a real job, no real hobbies, no family, and then wonders why he's depressed.
DesertSolopsism
2024-08-02 17:58:27 +0000 UTCBen “I was raped” Avery
3guys1lemon
2024-08-02 17:50:19 +0000 UTCThe “These words” studios
Soos
2024-08-02 17:42:16 +0000 UTCWow what a dumb coping mechanism Jace. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go furiously goon to VR porn on my oculus quest 3 to temporarily distract myself from the reality that no remotely attractive woman will ever be sexually interested in me in real life. lol fags.
Jeff
2024-08-02 17:37:34 +0000 UTCThat's crazy you fellas spent money on such a shitty "studio". Thanks for saving the show with your faggy depression tales Jace.
Jo Bones
2024-08-02 17:33:42 +0000 UTCPlease do the sketch lmao 🤣 pee pee mouth
Tyler
2024-08-02 17:18:46 +0000 UTCHave you ever had a motorcycle shoved up your ass?
Mike J
2024-08-02 17:08:55 +0000 UTCJust imagine a back room of a dark dingy chuckie cheese with all the colorful lights
Kylie
2024-08-02 17:01:42 +0000 UTCJace the type of dude to threaten to kill himself and freak out on you when you agree that he should. Also Jace is the funniest guy on the cast and it wouldn’t be the same without him. Catch 22 I reckon.
DankHill
2024-08-02 16:53:42 +0000 UTCwait so who built the studio
peepeepoopooman
2024-08-02 16:53:34 +0000 UTCThe worst part is if you fight the drag queen for grabbing your dick and you lose the consequences will be dire
Delyn Kirstein
2024-08-02 16:52:57 +0000 UTCJace stop being gay just be a fat drunk bastard like you're brother and friends
avaragejoes
2024-08-02 16:39:48 +0000 UTCCLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Jeff
2024-08-02 16:27:34 +0000 UTCNow apologize to Jace. You know he reads these
sam mckean
2024-08-02 16:25:07 +0000 UTCI work in VC and helped with a deal for TMS therapy - I’ve seen people with positive results but I didn’t get involved because the CEO said it cured his wife’s depression because she started wearing perfume again. Semaglutide helped w/ my binge eating.
VanGina69
2024-08-02 16:24:47 +0000 UTCVery good sam Mckean very good
avaragejoes
2024-08-02 16:23:33 +0000 UTCMake that skit! We need it
Riley Magician
2024-08-02 16:23:14 +0000 UTCWow averagejoes sad to see what you’ve become.
sam mckean
2024-08-02 16:22:10 +0000 UTCDevan and Jace are funny.
Some Guy
2024-08-02 16:19:26 +0000 UTC“N-word mess.” - Ben Avery, 2024
comixbrainz zzz
2024-08-02 16:19:09 +0000 UTCSorry over his gay shit it's annoying I'm happy hes around people that atleast try to tell him he's being gay if the dude was as depressed as he says he is all the fucking time he wouldn't have a gf or friends and would have shot himself already the guy has made being sad hes whole thing
avaragejoes
2024-08-02 16:18:53 +0000 UTCJace - you need to exercise 60 minutes per day. Do it for 14 days. Straight. If you don't do what I say, you don't want to make progress. You're in my top 5 favorite comedians currently.
Some Guy
2024-08-02 16:17:04 +0000 UTCJesus Christ
Casper
2024-08-02 16:16:50 +0000 UTCShoutout Michelina
Jeff
2024-08-02 16:02:24 +0000 UTCClub Random sounds like a name a teenage girl would come up with. LOL I’m so random. Bill Maher is such a fucking tool. Can’t believe I used to like him. Sad to see what I once had become and have since become unburdened by in the future since past is behind us and the future is yet to come so we have to live in the present.
Jeff
2024-08-02 15:47:25 +0000 UTCTbh Jace I also want to turn my brain into a Michelinas frozen Alfredo.
CrezD
2024-08-02 15:46:32 +0000 UTCWhat's crazy is that she asks him, "do you like Keith Whitley?", AND I ACTUALLY DO. I, a random nobody, could drum up a more interesting conversation than a man who's been professionally interviewing people for thirty years.
Mike S
2024-08-02 15:44:40 +0000 UTCWhat are you on about? He smokes weed and is edgy (Random). He's so fucking cool. I want him to adopt me
Ratsnest
2024-08-02 15:40:41 +0000 UTCJace “LITERALLY” Avery
Funny Donor
2024-08-02 15:39:54 +0000 UTCBill Maher truly sucks ass. The fucking Hawk Tuah girl has more intersting things to say than he does on HIS SHOW.
Mike S
2024-08-02 15:39:16 +0000 UTCMedia : WOW its so crazy that the Hawk Tuah girl is so famous for talking about blowjobs, let’s give her a national platform and numerous interviews to essentially create the strange phenomenon that we’re talking about.
Jeff
2024-08-02 15:38:02 +0000 UTCPlease shoot the piss-grave sketch.
You Effo
2024-08-02 15:35:49 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-08-02 15:21:39 +0000 UTCThe “and honestly” is classic 2lazy! Great job! I love reading things in 2lazy voice.
Jeff
2024-08-02 15:21:02 +0000 UTCSad to see that you haven’t seen what they’ve became
Jeff
2024-08-02 15:20:12 +0000 UTCBen is about to drop a new Happy piss lemon seltzer
Stewart
2024-08-02 15:09:36 +0000 UTCTwo men who are married and raised a kid together for the last 25 years are ten times less gay than the 40 minutes of Jace talking about being a fat sad.
Mark Hamlin
2024-08-02 15:07:00 +0000 UTCGET JOHN OFF HATE WATCH PLEASE
Alex Hedstrom
2024-08-02 14:55:42 +0000 UTCN
Jackson
2024-08-02 14:44:53 +0000 UTCAww jace I fucking hate you tbh I cant stand him
avaragejoes
2024-08-02 14:21:13 +0000 UTCBen “I’m so tough I beat up drag queens in McDonalds ball pits “ Avery.
BrooklynBorn
2024-08-02 14:19:17 +0000 UTCSad
Gaven
2024-08-02 14:15:13 +0000 UTCJace gooned in it and it's all white now
rolon96 2810
2024-08-02 14:14:25 +0000 UTCI'm listening to the show at work rn and i can feel the shitty studio affecting the overall quality of the show. Sad
GayAssBen
2024-08-02 14:11:58 +0000 UTCPretty fucking bad. Check out the public EP this week on jewtube
Ambientus
2024-08-02 14:04:24 +0000 UTCThat sketch idea is great Devin wrong needs no explanation it’s so funny
Bean Baun
2024-08-02 13:38:55 +0000 UTCThe no tipping bothers me. Say the N word , but don’t be like the blacks.
David Eric Ricketts
2024-08-02 13:38:12 +0000 UTCa podcast devoted to making fun of retards and one of the hosts is taking anti-depressants, bragging about fucking fat chicks and taping magnets to his head. He is truly the subject matter expert
David Bosquet
2024-08-02 13:28:09 +0000 UTCJace is pretty gay but you are objectively gayer Ben. I mean the shorts alone
justin calderara
2024-08-02 13:27:54 +0000 UTCso funny that Jace mentions Ben’s “house phase”, which isn’t referring to Ben getting into house music, but instead, getting into the TV show House and faking a limp and walking around with a cane in an attempt to emulate hugh laurie. all-time autism moment for Ben. #2 moment is of course spending thousands of dollars on a studio that looks like a goon cave
Tommy Bahama
2024-08-02 13:27:18 +0000 UTCWhat if we administered an IUD up my ass in the new Lemonparty studio... JK!! ....unless 👉👈🥺💦
George Chauvin
2024-08-02 13:26:06 +0000 UTCDevon probably cleaned up nicely with $ kickbacks from this "contractor" or builder considering how much he is shilling for the new and "improved" studio. Living up to his Sopranos idols naturally! Ben of course is a retard. He could have done something abstract where he just had comically zoomed/fishlenses on all three of em if he wanted to feel like he is Scorsese or something and left the old setup alone. Especially considering the off the wall MDE-like tone of the show at times. Nope. He is just a crayon eating Texas hick (probably with legit learning disabilities he tries to pass off as "autism") Why Jace hasn't slowly usurped the king and taken reins of the show before the Lebanese Tony Soprano from L.A. burns the said show into the ground for insurance money is anyones guess. That scheming rat has his own show, and Patreon remember? The call is coming from inside the house you Tex hicks!
Lord's Only Son
2024-08-02 13:09:15 +0000 UTCIf having a XXL Cowboy Bebop shirt is gay, then just call me Ben I guess 😡
Jester_Erectus
2024-08-02 13:02:49 +0000 UTCSad to hear the boys gushing about the new studio before all the comments start flooding in shitting on it
Dogburndan
2024-08-02 13:02:23 +0000 UTCI listened to the audio, how bad is the studio?!
Soukha Mahdiq
2024-08-02 13:01:15 +0000 UTCIf I had an hour with Jace I could cure his mental problems for sure.
Jeffrey
2024-08-02 12:57:56 +0000 UTCSo we're gonna find Jace's doctor and harass her now right?
Tony Carbs
2024-08-02 12:55:49 +0000 UTCDevin's rap album dropping when??
Norm_McDonald's
2024-08-02 12:45:31 +0000 UTCEveryone go to this guy they keep saying makes the best “builds” and uh, tell him what you think about the new LP studio
Davy Jones Locker
2024-08-02 12:44:10 +0000 UTCI only listen to audio and I still hate the new studio. Sad
Sam
2024-08-02 12:41:14 +0000 UTCCall me Tex
Vincent P. Ambrosio III
2024-08-02 12:36:24 +0000 UTCHere to see if Ben can top "N-wordy mess".
MayamBialikistheHatMan
2024-08-02 12:32:02 +0000 UTCAnother great one on the books boys
megaman
2024-08-02 12:21:52 +0000 UTC[2lazy2try monotone voice] ok so, it looks the lemonparty boys just shot themselves in the dick with their new studio. they spent a lotta time talking about it, but as soon as the fans saw it, they hated it. and honestly, i kinda see where they’re coming from. it’s pretty dark and cramped, and, yeah, it just doesn’t look too great. so anyway, yeah, sad to see what they’ve become.
Tommy Bahama
2024-08-02 12:20:30 +0000 UTCYarmals on fools notice.
Skazzo
2024-08-02 12:12:48 +0000 UTCBen I have aids please help me
Liam
2024-08-02 12:12:46 +0000 UTCIts so funny how much they have shouted out the yarmels guy and then every single comment said the studio was terrible. 10/10 lemonparty bit
Ryan
2024-08-02 12:12:41 +0000 UTCGeorge Floyd died of a broken heart
George Chauvin
2024-08-02 12:08:19 +0000 UTCWow, faggots! Really downhill since the new studio. It's destroyed the listening quality overall. Can't believe how much it's effected this episode. Clean it up! (I haven't listened yet or really seen the new studio)
Ratsnest
2024-08-02 12:07:46 +0000 UTCeat da poo poo
Alex Machado
2024-08-02 12:06:00 +0000 UTCI am a retard, I drink my own pee
Lucas LeCompte
2024-08-02 12:05:14 +0000 UTCBe nice
Bean Baun
2024-08-02 12:04:47 +0000 UTCabout time you post the patreon you fucking coward.
Alex Machado
2024-08-02 12:03:43 +0000 UTCHelp
colin ofarrell
2024-08-02 12:03:15 +0000 UTC🌈🫡
BustCohle
2024-08-02 12:02:48 +0000 UTCDriving up to Michigan, we going all lemon party
Dpro Edwards
2024-08-02 12:02:41 +0000 UTCSl-Avery bros at it again
dust
2024-08-02 12:02:16 +0000 UTCMy favorite laugh track 👌🏼
the 🐀s gimp
2024-08-02 12:00:30 +0000 UTC
