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P097: walking on egg rolls

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Well one group holds power over all other groups in the US. It would be more alarming if people weren’t talking about (((them))) all the time.

Brock Landers

Hamas is sick. Jews drool

Brock Landers

Ida slur in the 11th hour… they broke up Frfr?

cmears76

We need a movie where the lemon party intro and hate watch podcast cast intro the whole sound track racist podcasts intro and joe rogan podcast intro. Matt damon in it

rolon96 2810

“Lemon party auto renewal. View your statement balance now” -your bank

SassySantos

We love based daddy Ben. Let the hate flow like spice. Jace is a fag and the magnets are making him a bigger fag. Devan is chaotic good.

SassySantos

Oh did the truth huwrt your fweelings? Retard get fucked

Josh Ticket

Shut up fag

Kyle Knickerbocker

Sirhan has his own IMDB

Gruntch

Still love this show though keep it going.

Josh Ticket

The Quran has the least amount of violence in it, and it’s all about self defense. The more you fuck up their countries the more you fulfill their prophecies. The Torah (Old Testament) has the most violence and advocates for ethnic cleansing. This episode proves why America deserves 9/11 (even though it was put in motion by Christian Zionist and Israel)

Josh Ticket

The leader of Hamas that they killed was trying to negotiate a cease fire you’re dumb as fuck he was literally the Palestinian Nelson Mandela. All the unhinged terrorist groups you talk about are created by the U.S which is the biggest terrorist organization of all time weeeeetodd

Josh Ticket

So I assume you feel the same about Judaism, Christianity and basically every other religion that’s the only way your logic makes sense

Jaylen irving

Plus Devan making being a fan of a player analogous to a 2000 year old religion is peak comedy.

Jaylen irving

Very obvious ben and Devan have no friends or family who are Muslim

Jaylen irving

Ben is being insane saying there’s nothing good about Islam but i love him

Jaylen irving

don't forget to renew your subscription

Kyle E

"Everybody shut the fuck up." - Ben Avery. Love this show. Simple as.

GeorgeWBussy

You're very sincere

Fabio Bullwop

Ben is a real piece of shit. He is not joking about the homophobic or racist things he says, and even if he was he’s not funny. I hope he relapses. I would say I feel bad for his wife but she’s dumb as fuck for having a child with such a disgusting human being.

Will Stearns

That being said, the first 96 episodes were pretty woke. #blessed

Sachin Simon

Get rid of the homeless. Throw them in the trash. Right there with ya boys.

Diego

The "Ben is right-wing" rants used to be funny, but now they're unironic and kinda kill the flow of the episodes. Don't want this to turn into another right wing culture war show. Boring.

Mike

I’d like this comment 10000 times if I could.

CrezD

Ben doesn't believe in anything haha. He adds nothing to his white culture that he's so precious about just like his fellow 4channers. Schrodinger's imbecile.

Jo Bones

How hard did Hogan cumming on a plate of chinese food make you Ben? No blue chew needed on my end for sure

Grant McCarty

I ❤️ my dogbrained wife 🫶

Parker

Ben is pretty retarded hahaha

Clay Ivy

Couplesexy83

Chandler Hummell

Look up white lady gangbangs African village. It's like a 6 minute video on spankbank

Chandler Hummell

I know that it’s all a big goof, but your ignorance of some things sometimes makes me think that maybe you don’t know anything about anything. Then again, I’m so retarded I don’t even know how retarded I actually am.

Tom Payne

So, no one is gonna post the link to the jungle porno?

GayActorKirkDouglas

Rarely comment but thank you so much for saying The Menu is horrible. I've been saying that for years and no one agrees because they're retarded but it feels good to be validated.

AWESOMO

It’s basically the retards these types of podcasts make fun of that are so retarded that they don’t realize they’re listening to a comedy podcast.

Jeff

Gay thought, but I just wanted to say I do appreciate how consistent and good you guys are. Love everything you guys do here!

Tanner Bateman

What's up with the subreddit getting infiltrated by actual racists? The bit is funny, but things are starting to get out of hand over there

Rusty Shakleford

I got hit by a drunk shine on Friday night. She then took off on me too After showing me her license plate. Not very smart these dark pple

Mathew Baker

Where are there homeless tents in NYC ?

lolsplosion

Damn bigger news than ww3

rolon96 2810

EPIC EPISODE BOYS LOVES IT!!

Daniel

If you’re reading this stop right now and check the news, something crazy just happened in America. And that thing is that I’m gay.

Jeff

Right you are sir. Right you are sir. Together we are gay, divided we fall.

Dana Reinhart

Keep em coming faggots! Yeehaw 8==D

Dana Reinhart

My favorite conservative reactionary podcast

Lord Snake

Islam got radicalized for political reasons, beginning with Assad Sr. in Syria. It also helps that Islam was founded as an ideology of violent conquest. Also, I'm gay.

Leo capoferri

Top tier ep, I can definitely feel the hatred and racism coursing through my veins. I gotta say it feels pretty damn good, boys!

Cipriano

lol ben afflec movie with the podcast intro song will be funny. I will fall on the floor of laughing at the movie theater

rolon96 2810

Lol that's ironic

rolon96 2810

Lol ben went from butter chicken to chinese food. He went from whale to dragon

rolon96 2810

with the nepotism bit i keep thinking about Megan Ellison

Auberon Quin

The Menu was good tbh

Vaughn Collins

Soon he’ll be so fat he will be indistinguishable from Ray Kump.

Vaughn Collins

French High Society Guadeloupe Island xxx

Gromit ®

The saddest part is that I knew exactly what video Devan was talking about from the jump smh

Gromit ®

I just wanna see this hot redhead

Jeff

In most cases there’s so many resources for these people that can help them out but they don’t want to give up their drugs. Fuck em.

Jeff

Based.

Jeff

Where the fuck do these psychos find these crazy videos? Am I the only loser that just watches vanilla industry produced porn?

Jeff

we talkin dune coons?

Baby Fag

Ik it must sound gay but It’s because many of us learned english from American media.

Maarten .

Walking in Memphis A new horror film from the twisted mind of Anthony Cumia

T

Devan does have a point on the homeless but i’d rather them be put on a remote island shipped by cargo.

Misery Index

Best one ever

Thomas Mastroianni

I can hear Ben’s morbid obesity creeping back in. Good thing the bank is about to take away his house.

Gleb Budilovsky

Huh?

Boy George Floyd

Listened to this while stepping through homeless tents in NYC.

Boy George Floyd

You’re not reading any of it because you’re retarded and don’t know how to read

Michael J

The level of disrespect I have for anyone who lives in LA by choice. Anyways, I’m gay.

Ned

That black animal definitely raped.

Jo Bones

Almost recreated the OKC bombing on my place of employment. Today’s episode potentially saved thousands!!

CrezD

I can’t stand rag heads.

jake

What’s this African video called lol. Asking for a twink

OG HoneyBadger

Bad Lieutenant Nick Cage is the best performance of all time

Thomas Mastroianni

I'm gay

Hank Chill

Crying at bens story about shitting homeless guy shitting at waba grill. I live in Seattle, so the watching shit while eating experience is a staple here

N word scissor hands

gay by day. LP by night. All gay, all night.

CrezD

This guy fist bumped me last night when I was wearing my lemonparty shirt was it one of u fuckers

Asher B

Is anyone else getting a shitload of audio popping?

Ambientus

As an American it’s cringe when not-American ppl say “y’all” or add the redundant “like” when writing — feels kind of desperate to fit in Im sure you’re a fine fellow in your native tongue 🫡

Merfy Mac

*rapist jersey

DankHill

Ready or Not was a great rich people killing everyone horror movie, but then COVID happened and movies died right after it was released.

Curt

Ben is mad that other people have chosen to be racist. He should be happy people are picking one race to hate their whole lives.

Frank

Just remembered Jace pronouncing Israel, IS-RYE-AL.

Tim Kennedy’s Ego

A lot of sex talk in this one. From Hulk Hogan, to white girl sex tourism, to Ben learning about other positions than missionary.

comixbrainz zzz

Wanting to bring a big guest on for the 100 ep sucks ass. How about you bring that retard Anthony cumia on now

Don chepe

LP is slowly becoming my favorite movie podcast!! 🍿

Austin

Nice we got a Dev_Rant.exe V2

Jason Fontaine

LA cuckism

Alex Hedstrom

Im not reading all that

Parker

Making buildings out of the homeless. The House that Crack Built.

Vibecheck

Stop discussing issues and giving opinions that everyone knows are correct as if they’re controversial. LA is the faggot capital of the world, of course it’s a hot bed for people that are completely delusional. Go literally anywhere else in the country and everyone agrees that the homeless are disgusting animals that should be disposed of, you guys just think you’re in the minority because you spend too much time around LA retards

Michael J

I don't know how in the hell people have such compassion for the type of people that literally shit onto the street and jack off on public transportation. I get why people oppose racism, but these are little more than growling, groaning, hacking, dirt-covered turds and all they want to do in life is jack off and get drunk. How do people not go, "well clearly we can do away with you and not a single person would care"?

Mike S

Devan: “You don’t need to signal your beliefs with the way you dress” Also Devan: *Wears Kobe jersey’s*

Maarten .

Maybe the worst take I've ever heard

Mike S

As a non-American it’s crazy how casual y’all are about the homeless. All I can think of anytime I visit the states is I’d be carrying like 7 firearms everywhere I go with all these wild animals.

Maarten .

I like episodes that are like this one. It puts me in the right headspace to go to my job where if you buy four of our products at a grocery store, you get marvel playing cards.

Stewart

I’m so fucking tired of pretending like the homeless aren’t a fucking cancer that needs to be thrown in the fucking ocean. The way devan just tolerated homeless freaks walking up to his house and mad dogging him just shows how even the most edgy people in LA get buck broken eventually lol!!

Alex Hedstrom

The Schaub thing was hilarious. He didn’t know he needed liquor licenses for each state. Found out after he started the company and had booze to sell.

Chad

*Jace struggling to find a word* "Manefelent. Malefelent." *Devan coming to the rescue* "Manevolent" *Jace running with it* "right so if you treat people like manevolent angels..." This show really is outstanding. Jace's last brain cell is being electrocuted, Devan's killing his with booze, and Ben's just thinking about chinese food

Dogburndan

This made me cum

Daniel

Lighting so bad I can't even listen

Ratsnest

Jace has really lost his fastball. Sad to see what they've become, the first 96 episodes were perfectly serviceable. SMDH

Sachin Simon

cheat on her with a man

David Lucas

Watched Ben’s Beggar Cup live stream. Actually wildly entertaining

MBiiiz

The new studio is ruining my life

Jonathan Lemkin

Thank you for saying what needs to be said. The Menu is crap, with a few good minutes cut into it

Bill S Preston Esquire

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

My wife fucking loved The Menu, how cooked am i?

Parker

Fry eggroll & a dog!

Kalín

The synergy from 19:27 - 19:39 is why I listen to this show

Jason Fontaine

Devan, The movie The Menu was excellent and funny. I’m surprised you said it was a hunk of crap

Funny Donor

My favourite cultural commentators - bravo chaps!

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

10:10 Jace said something (per usual) that’s so off kilter and unfunny that it actually stopped the show for 3 full seconds. Devan and Ben couldn’t even spin what Jace said to make any bit of sense in their heads. You stink

Funny Donor

Glad to hear that Devon is finally launching his film studio ‘A1488’ not sure what the name is referencing but clearly a riff on A24, very good can’t wait to hear about his process

I. Shyr

My favorite manic depressive podcast

Free Thinkin Man

Oooooow the hate I have heard so far in the first 12. More more more!

Stewart

Wokking on egg rolls*

Loonology

Binged 2 bears 1 cave until this came out.

Vincent P. Ambrosio III

LP for life

Norm_McDonald's

Getting some real bundle of sticks vibes from yall today 10/10

jetriment

8===D~~~

avaragejoes

I can imagine Ben walking around Spencer Gifts looking for cRaZY shit for the studio. Save some pussy for the rest of us man!

BrooklynBorn

Hey Ben, stop being gay. You’re living in opposition to gods will. Take a moral stand every once in a while. Admit that immigrants are stinky.

Dongleloid

Gay

Ike Duffy

Had to listen to the dispatch...real brain rot shit

Benjamin Schlegel

Lost is better than Sporanos. (Irrelevant to this episode)

Trevor

Yes

BustCohle

About fucking time you uploaded

GhostofCadia

New studio, same fucking Ben.

the 🐀s gimp

late. had to dry stroke for an hour. sad to see

rutledge

I’m gay let’s go

tizm


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