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P108: Crying in the Kitchen

P108: Crying in the Kitchen P108: Crying in the Kitchen

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Devon’s worst joke ever in this ep…. When he says running a train is like going on a walk….even worse when he realizes how bad the joke is he then follows up by singing the joke out of tone completely….sad what’s Devon become

farma cana

Redbar changed y’all

Bling

Devin’s analysis about Kamala is more spot on than all of mainstream media combined

Gleb Budilovsky

thats what your dad said when i was plowing his tight little ass

TheBostonTickler

22 mins in of listening to the worst rap of all time....

David

I think leamon party is the new warmode

dust

reasonable doubt is one of the greatest albums of all time

Matt the Cucked Canuck

Do you know how much good I’ve been holding back on doing waiting for Ben Avery to say it’s okay- shame- real shame-

Kenneth Cadieux

As a retard- I can 100% assure the show I’ve never been offended by hearing the word. It’s good representation which is the most important thing in any form of media.

Kenneth Cadieux

Dont hate on dave blunts

Ezra

38:21 Devan is actually such a good singer get out of here

Jason Fontaine

That rap sucked my grandpas dead cock.

Huey

Ben I’ll whoop your ass on the links. I’ll give you a few on each side

Huey

Yall crackas cant eben get the structcha of dis big fella ova here

Misery Index

Wait till Ben finds out about juice wrld…he’ll go through the emo rap phase in his mid thirties 🙏🏻

Dexter

Great episode after the bad rap segment. I forgive you wish I coulda been there.

Jeff

Did you get to where it stops? Please share a time if so. 🥹

Jeff

Yo this shit flames

Gary Busey

He’s super big everywhere.

Jeff

Psyllium Husk isn’t bad for you, devan just heavily drinks so his shits suck

Cool

I’ve been listening to this bullshit music segment waiting for the episode title connection. Mother fucker this music is awful

Kenneth Cadieux

I was just saying the same fucking thing.

Kenneth Cadieux

This music is pure garbage

Kenneth Cadieux

Anyone have a time stamp of when the shitty music ends? I’d rather have a nail hammered into my ear than listen to that autotune trash. Not your best work boys.

Jeff

Yea I can’t tell. That’s genuinely the worst style of rap music that exists. It’s beyond horrible.

Jeff

That style of rap is atrocious and we should not pretend it’s good. Shame on all of you.

Jeff

New studio is sick

Hiroe Takei

I'm glad something positive has come from this travesty

justin calderara

Lemon party ? More like complain party jfc.

Nicholas Johnson

dave blunts is also super big in mexico

Blake Williams

dave blunts broke several chairs at school

Blake Williams

I love this Dave Blunt is from my hometown. I fucking can’t stand the fat fuck

Blake Williams

Hey. If you guys are going to talk about fucking Youtube videos for the first like 30 minutes of the episode can you please just make it a video episode. This shit sucks.

ThexNeo

My husband fucked me to that song all week

Gruntch

What Jace said about unreleased Kanye projects is very true, Yandhi version 1 is a masterpiece and no one even knows what it is

Asher B

I think the dems clinched the fag vote

Delyn Kirstein

Especially enjoyed seeing Dave Blunts wearing a cap backwards and his fat fucking forehead seeping through the gap 😂

Dan Vegas

The MoLean part killed me in the grocery store parking lot

FlavorousMage

VOTE TRUMP FAGS

Bandito

Moelean bit was superb 🤣

Kalín

Took ya this long to figure out the retarded game we play?

Hate Rider

Nick B

is the large one still getting getting magneto

tizm

He is MK Ultra programing us and I'm genuinely getting mad

justin calderara

that fat fuck’s music is so bad lmao

red

They all sound like valley girls with up speak. LA gays

Play Clemons

Ben I love how retarded you are lol. Can't tell if they actually think that music is good or it's part of the schtick 😂... Every song starts the same and flows the same. I'm giggling too hard

Play Clemons

I hummed This Is How Legends are Made all week. Not a joke.

Johnny Malloy

I loved this episode even without the video.

Johnny Malloy

31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop) 31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop) 31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop) 31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop)

Dan Brekus

Glad Jace had a big laugh lol

Johnny O

Ben this is my favorite pod but I swear to God if you keep getting the worst music ever made stuck in my head I'm gonna fuckin unsubscribe so I don't hang myself

justin calderara

Bens not the only one writing novels holy moly

Delyn Kirstein

Finally racism against Dominicans

Soos

31:00; not to be that dude but these Bert style stories where there is some made up or super fuzzy strawman set up to somehow try to make himself cool, and the only part of it that is relevant to the conversation is the first few sentences then it goes absolutely no where and the base point is to make yourself look cool is getting super old super quick. Alright, 1. The stories about this black roommate change his personality drastically every time. First he didn't talk to you at all, and walked in on you jerking off, now he's sitting you down saying "you don't know real rap" 2. I refuse to believe anyone is retarted enough to hear you go "I like the Jay-Z songs where he isn't rapping" and go "that's cold as shit". This part of the story only serves the function of trying to say that you're cool. Oh you're so cool you're getting validation by a black dude by your "hot takes" about rap, which don't even make sense 3. Jay-z has like 2 songs he sings on, so what do you mean by the ones he doesn't rap. You only like '03 Bonnie and Clyde and like Smile? Which was on 4:44 which in the past you've mentioned being hooked on, so right there is you creating this story based off fragments in your mind, or, you knew about a song 11 years before it came out. In the end, this nonsensical story serves the greater purpose of calling Jay-Z a pedo; but Ben is starting to develop Pig like tendencies. Are we going to see him at the Beverly Hills Hotel next? Calling random people while he's on the show, grasping for straws after Devan and Jace get pushed out after Ben gets sensitive about certain jokes about himself? Only time will tell, it is only poetry to watch a man who has built a life in the wake of the mistakes of others, begin making those same mistakes. (I finished the episode plz feed me more slop)

Dan Brekus

Join Gayman channel on the server

Skazzo

“I thought the bitch was black”

Chad

Ben discovers autotune.... the pod.... I kinda thought the home schooled "babies come from poophole!" Ralph Wiggum act was, well somekind of an act, or maybe some abstract Andy Kaufman with Texsas flair thing.... no he is just retarded. Sigh.... can I get a refund on this ep at least?

Lord's Only Son

This ep was the tits.

cmears76

“Hospital Bed” is the funniest Dave Blunts song. Leave it to this podcast to not understand that his entire persona is schtick / a bit lol

goonwagon

It should just that be every episode tbh

TimSharterofPittsburgh

Remember after they built the new studio and everyone said it was shitty so they made fun of people for watching the podcast?

Dogburndan

Is it actually just them watching a video the whole time?

Dogburndan

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

This fat retard says yea more than James Hetfield, more like James hefferfield. Am I right fellas?

MOBYLICK

Dave blunt on the gobcast is some wild shit

Lunds snake

Elaborate

Nicholas Johnson

I was placing an order at chick fil a when Jace said “penis and balls” and I had to lower the volume 😂

DanielDragon

Made it about 8 min. Gonna have to nope out of this one.

J

You’re a faggot

Anthony Pesce

Great ep for the audio listeners

J

Need to include the full “el paso” track at the end. Goes insanely hard.

Mariner42069

This is top shelf pod.

comixbrainz zzz

Why is everyone so blue?

Jarrett Wood

Jace correcting himself about condescending/ condensation make me feel like he saw my comment about melanin/melatonin. Sad

Sodomy Hussain

Beyonce is the most overrated bitch of all time. Devoid of personality ass dead-eyed robot ass hoe; Dave Blunts forever

Poon Don

Mo’ lean

Justin Fliss

You guys making fun of fat people is everytime peak content

Jason Fontaine

Jace killed it. Love it when you guys have him on the show. In a huge JACE head. Can't get enough of the guy.

Ricky Rich

10 minutes of making fun of how someone looks on an audio format lol

Michael Pelletier

This one's rough with all that racket. Jesus

beefsmellington

When we playin bb

Canadian pie

what the hell are these retarded faggots listening to

TheBostonTickler

nothing funnier than a big fat pig like Jace doesnt realize he’s a big fat pig and he makes fun of another big fat pig

TheBostonTickler

oy vey

TheBostonTickler

You just know Dave blunts has to take a break between each "yeah" in all his songs

Patrick Gilbert

What the fuck is garbage you’re listening too, holy shit I’m about to shut this off, did you actually call this good? This episode was pretty shit…

Vic boss

I met Dave Blunts at a gig I was hired for. They played half of his album as I was getting ready and I tried so hard not to laugh because he was smoking weed with a bunch of wiggers on a couch right in front of me. I did a magic trick to him eventually too.

Riley Magician

My favorite jay z song is Story of OJ ((()))

Andrew Kline

LGM 🤧

Terence

Lemon party is the suboxone of racism. Gives you a little taste so you don't relapse.

Sodomy Hussain

This is the worst music I've ever heard. Fuck auto tune

Jeff

Buddon instead of button isn’t a Texas thing. I know a lot of people in the Midwest that say “moudain” instead of mountain as well

Nug Eater

I listen to every episode twice because I'm retarded

Jonathan Churchill

It will work perfectly, just put me in charge

Stewart

You guys should watch and react to channel 5 new video “confessional booth” it is absurdly retarded

HeBro

It’s truly as tragic as the loss of quaaludes

David Lucas

Monarchy is preferable to democracy but it’s not great

David Lucas

I know Ben won’t like any of them but threat or anything of the black album is fire. Funny that Devin knows so much about hip hop. Either way jay a did turn out to be a reptile pedo

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

I swear if i hear one more episode with Gerben and o connor ill blow my brains out

Levi

YEAH GOYIM! way to long

Grant McCarty

Daves cup is notorious empty

Dr sponge

‘She teefless’

Willycole

Name names fags

Ambientus

I'm listening to this as I apply Bengay all over me

Seashellsbytheseashorepheous

🤦‍♂️

Charlie

On a separate note, it’s Truly sad to see how far they’ve fallen. That being said, Episodes 0-107 were some of their dankest content

Sachin Simon

Devans raps have really come a long way, too bad him ad Ida split up and she’s Getting trains run on her but this is a great way to deal with the #feelings

Sachin Simon

Dave “Big Mac” Blunts sucks ass. One of the songs you guys played was good, the rest is shit. Corny YouTube rapper.

Charlie

This made me cum

Daniel

This motherfucka smell like febreeze and depends, kick it!

Curt

They grew up in small town Texas, what do you expect?

Phil Sidock

I met a friend through Lemonparty and we play Deadlock together and tonight he cucked a nerd and I'm so proud

Skazzo

I’m talking more Frederick the great, Napoleon, Aurelius. You can’t run anything by committee.

Stewart

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tyler11700

Also all non-whites

Stewart

What about Julius Caesar or Jesus Christ?

Stewart

Haven't listened yet, but I heard it's terrible. Keep up the great work. Devan's adopted.

Half Life 3

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Mike S

Yes, because Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Ze Dong, to name a few, we're so well-known for being "invested" in their community.

Mike S

I couldn't take one more second of that fat nig shit. What a brutal half hour..christ.

ChopGlockShogun

Good morning my n-words (niggas)

tyler11700

Gay

Ike Duffy

I think we should just go back to some kind of monarchy or dictatorship. at least leadership would be invested in their kingdom

Stewart

Best podcast out Matt and Shane have gon Hollywood and Austin is full of hacks

Gray

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DeepSlake

Yeah, it’s insane that anyone can vote. I asked my wife who she was going to vote for in our gay Canadian election. She picked a guy named Kody because he had the same dog as us. But the more I think about it, it’s not really any better of a reason I would choose.

Stewart

Ive been to a LP Live Show and can confirm real racists are there

Tony Carbs

Ben when you make 250k per year you don’t need to care about dumb regards opinions

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I'm a fat n

Norm_McDonald's

The Jolene bit was veryyyyy good😂

OffTheFritz

Lil niggas

Jonathan Churchill

Why do I love this fucking podcast

BlackMetalDT

What Kanye leaks is Mr. Jace talking about? Reply for future upvotes from yours truly!

DonnysChooChooTrainAndPolackJooJooTrain

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JonM

Worst episode so far, great job gents

timble

The Avery brothers are so white its maddening 🤦🏽‍♂️

Roach Giggins

Jay Mohr is talented... sad to see what you guys have become...

Stormi Early

Most of the reason lean isn't around anymore is a fuck ton of pharmacies stopped even carrying it because they kept getting robbed for their promethazine-codeine

Ky and Lu

That “Mo’ lean” joke was very good!

Thesafarigamer

I forgot my Grinder password

Ned

waste of an ep on this fat rap bit

Jason

I’ll be a part of this world

simp for katie

Im gay

BustCohle

Five finger death munch

beefsmellington

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Rick Hagen

This is the worst rap ever are you sadistic ben

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Morning grinders, lets have a great Friday

Chugging Glue Since 2002

The name of the episode is bens special that will be out January 6th, 2025! Super excited guys!

the 🐀s gimp

There should be ID required to purchase recording equipment

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Knew I could count on the boys to come finish it off

Jesus Christ

Jace and the word "birthday" being brought up within five minutes Let's rock

Jeremy Santos-Paik

Ben shriek-laughing is like the lamentation wails of an entire tribe

Jason

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sir peepus

Friday baby 🍋🍋🎉🍋🍋🎉🇮🇳✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾❤️❤️

X__andy

So glad Dave Blunts is getting some recognition from people who know real music

Jake Stevenson

Give ‘em heck boys!

DonnysChooChooTrainAndPolackJooJooTrain

Blasting this in the old folks home today

Lucas LeCompte

There's always construction brother

GayAssBen

Ben sounds extra gay today

GayAssBen

Well suck my dick and call me a faggot

Tube of Fartz

Time to start my day with some racism

Timothy

This is another brick in the wall that is my life.

Jack Troubadour

Nigge

Jesus Christ

Ben the lighting, audio, specs and editing is off again

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Can't wait to ruin my professional image at work by having this on my company phone!!!!

Jason

what it do what it do. It’s an LP Friday.

CrezD


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